>that kid who couldn't play M rated games

>>323358024
I could play M-rated games, but I was always shit on for saying I liked Street Fighter more than Mortal Kombat. "It's got blood dude!" Yeah, but that didn't make the game fun, you fucking faggots.

That was me.

>tfw parents who actually cared about me and my well-being
Just kidding, I ended up a fucking autist because I could never relate to the cool new game/movie/whatever everyone else was talking about.

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>yfw the kid that couldn't watch M-rated movies

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>>323359256
>that image
Am I dead?

>>323358324
You sound so fun

>>323358024
>cashier wouldn't sell me M rated games as a kid
Since when did they care?

>>323360081
That only happened to me once and when I brought my mom she told the cashier, "Don't worry, he's been killing things for a long time."

Shit was awkward as fuck.

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>>323359256
Ah heck man, your image made me forget how to play guitar. Thanks faggot.

The funny thing is that there are no laws regarding the ESRB. They're just guidelines that stores don't actually have to follow, unlike movie ratings where you have to be an adult or with an adult to purchase a ticket to an R rated movie.

I miss the days of no ESRB. It seems like they're getting stricter and stricter on their ratings every year, and devs are terrified to put out something with an AO rating.

Is the ESRB part of the cancer killing video games?

>That kid that would dismiss every game and call it gay if it wasn't M rated.

>>323358024
That kid was me.

>that kid who couldn't play Pokemon because it promoted evolution and satanism

>>323361840
>They're just guidelines that stores don't actually have to follow
Except the exact same thing applies to the MPAA.

>>323361840
>I miss the days of no ESRB. It seems like they're getting stricter and stricter on their ratings every year,
They aren't. In the early 2000s, a game with a single pair of tits would be bordering on AO, but now they're fairly commonplace along with large amounts of gore and such.

Something like Hot Coffee probably wouldn't get anything more than a passing glance nowadays.

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That was me from 12 to 16.

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>>323362131
>tfw couldn't play Diablo 2 because of this

>>323363349
darn, mean't for
>>323362383

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>>323360081
>was able to grow a beard when i was 14
>mfw i was able to get san andreas before all of my friends

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>>323358024
>Go over to that kid's house
>Look at NES games
>McKids
>Football
>Tetris
>Baseball

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>>323362702
I dunno. Remember how Earthbound originally had a fucking KA rating (Back when that rating was still a thing), but for the Wii U re-release it got bumped up to T?

>>323358324
you sound like a fucking riot at parties