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>meanwhile in Yharnam /v/...
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[laughing behind closed doors]
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>STEP AWAY FROM MY CASTLE
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AWAY AWAY
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HEY, KEEP IT DOWN OUT THERE, I'M TRYING TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES IN HERE
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I want filthy foreigners to leave.
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Great one fags need to leave
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Mensis Cage has no insight
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AWOOO~
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>>323325258
YOU PLAGUE-RIDDEN RAT
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>the hunt is on again
>lock my doors and shitpost on /v/ like always

living the dream
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Shame that PCbros didn't get bloodbrne
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Pick one, hunters.
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>>323325441
Shit dude I was inside my house and my sister became a beast
I trapped her in the bathroom for now, but what the fuck do I do? i'm no hunter
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I was watching a dude speedrun all the bosses in this and it kind blew my mind at how many spots and places there are that you can just force your way over walls and off ledges to further areas.
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>tfw some nigger who knocked on my door is trapped outside
>on a night of the hunt
>just laugh at him
>I'm gonna shitpost all night while he probably dies
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>>323325532
Is the right one iosefka? or the impostor?
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>>323324792
OI M8 ILL SMACK YEW IN THA GOBBER I SWEAR ON ME MUM
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>>323325872
the best one
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YER NOT FROM AROUND 'ERE ARE YEW?
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Can I come in, please?
My feet hurt and the incense makes my eyes water.
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>>323325532

Wait, who's the one on the left? Either way, it's Iosefka.
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Take a look at the last line in the last update (Bloodborne for PC)

http://www.allgamesbeta.com/
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What's the best shortcut to One Reborn?
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>>323325549
You are now.
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>>323327305
Huh? There's not really one.

You can go down to where all the little skull cart things are, go left and up, loop around and fight the legwolf, and then keep going forward and skip all the little blood spewing assholes.
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Alright guys hear me out

guys

alright

so

guys

What if these beasts

GUYS

What if they're actually aliens?!
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>be a man with an unknown past
>mysteriously get led into an organization that kills as an occupation
>become and executioner
>led by the now retired and old executioner before me
>and his female assistant
>wield a melee weapon in the right hand
>wield a gun that shoots blood and parries adversaries in the left
>journey across what begin as normal enviroments that grow increasingly surreal
>fight highly distinctive bosses
>the moon begins to change after defeating them
>culminates in a battle with an evil entity from the moon
>take its power and inherit its abilities and domain after defeating it
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>>323325549
Use your "hunter tools".
Yes, you have them.
And yes, that's exactly what I'm talking about.
Believe me, it works. I tried it.
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Being a slug is the tits
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>chilling in my cabin in the woods
>hear the pidder-padder of squishy feet
>probably a bunch of wet cats or some shit
>it gets louder and louder and louder
>get pissed, open the window and look around
>swear by the old lords I saw some wavy blue jello thing
Probably just my imagination
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I'm in love with miss Eileen!
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>>323325127
REEEEEEEE
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>>323327019
That's the fake oiosefka
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kos > kosm
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You didn't here it from me, but the choir is lesbians.
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Why is she so perfect?
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>>323330708
>she
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Anyone wonder about tearing of the flayed skin of the blood starved beast and wearing it as a cape? The inside of it when dried should be rubbery smooth.
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>>323331375
>inflicts slow poison in an area around you
yes pls

>>323325723
they've patched a lot of it, like the forbidden woods skip and the skip in forbidden woods to shadows of yharnam

i can still do it because i'm the owner of both a physical and digital copy, thanks to my girlfriend.
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Jesus fucking christ I found a bottle with blood of some weird color while visiting a clinic yesterday, do I drink it or what?

There's an etiquette with 'ayy lmao' on it and I don't really understand pthumerian.
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>mfw Laurence started a church with the old blood

HE ACTUALLY DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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>>323331659
I like to imagine you're talking about real life here. If so, yes.

If not, it's probably Iosefka's Blood Vial and it's gold because she did science to it. Just heals more HP.
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>>323331659
why is "ayy lmao" written everywhere around her clinic?
>>323331971
the ludwig guy with them is pretty cool, I was thinking of joining them. thoughts?
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Guys

Guys

You're not gonna believe me

But what if I told you I'm a slug now?
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>>323327305
After you killed the spider right?
Go to the bottom of Yahargul. Activate the lift that goes back up to the Amygdala laser gauntlet area.

Use the lift and ride it down. Sit on the giant soup plate in that shortcut area. Teleported nearer to the boss room, congrats. Now kill the bell ringing woman, take the ladder down, and run in to the One Reborn's boss room.
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>>323328258
Is such a thing even possible?

Yes of course!
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>>323333586
Well, you won't be typing for long because all that slime will fuck up your typewriter.
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Are you doing your part to clean these foul streets with the flamesprayer?
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HUUUUUNTING NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS

>get cozy all night
>shitpost at dumb outsiders
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Is this image real?

At least "some" of the respondents get this wrong.
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>>323335863
It's Kos, Mensis says Kosm because he hasn't realized that it's meant to mean Cosmos.

Those who say Kosm are completely delusional.
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>mfw other shitty hunters don't realize the power of the Kirkhammer
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>Uncle Greg is now a hunter

H-hold me
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My nextdoor neighbor won't stop fucking singing, it's the night of the hunt you don't make any fucking noise.
I looked through my window while lighting some incense and there she was just singing wearing this stupid ass afro, I couldn't see much since it was dark in there.
Dammit now I have a headache
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>>323336081
>using any strength related weapon besides wheel or pizza cutter
A W A Y
W
A
Y
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why does always everyone laugh at the end of every sentence, what's so fucking funny.
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>>323336026
>Kos
>Kosm

>Cos
>Cosm
>Cosmos

I don't care which one it is, but why can't it be Kosm?
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>>323334603
It's okay I'll have my girlfriend clean it up. She doesn't even complain when I get slime over the stuff, she's really a doll.
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>>323325872
Iosefka and the imposter are twin sisters who work for the Choir, the first one tried to ascend and failed, that's why the second one became so desperate when she took over.
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My cum is starting to come out bloody. What do?
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>>323337401
Wow you okay bro? Your head and legs look funny you might want to see the healing church about that.
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>>323337612
Eat it to restore health, faggot.
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>>323337669
Can you recommend any place to stay for the night?
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What is this fucking outsider talking about when he says paleblood?
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>>323336026
Kos and Cosmos are different they are not the same thing, Micolash is realizing during his speech that he shouldn't be praying to Kos, but to the Cosmos.
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Hey guys I'm kind of new here. Is there a reason why you guys are so obsessed with blood? You seem to make more of it than alcohol
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So I was drink off blood and I was wondering the streets. Fell down somewhere, hit a few broken platforms, and dear I saw Satan at the bottom. Is this a sign?
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Byrgenwerth...
Blasphemous murderers...
Blood-Crazed fiends...
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>>323338013
FOREIGNERS GET OUT REEEEE
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>once had these dreams where I was stuck in a shack with a small garden outside with a talking doll and a crazy old man, and they would send me out to kill aliens
>tfw I don't have these dreams anymore
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>>323329542
Arianna is cute! CUTE!
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>take sedatives so I can study for college and get a good job
>suddenly realize I'm slowly turning into a slug

G-guys
Is this normal?
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Lady Maria gets my blood boiling!
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>>323338116
I remember the guy who hangs out at Cathedral Ward saying the same thing. Was there like a show recently or something? That's kind of spooky.

>>323338225
Arianna doesn't love you anon. She only pretends to love you. She gives her blood out to everyone.
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Fucking outsiders I know they're lying ways. He's running around knocking on every door telling them to go to the chapel. Well fuck that I'm going to the clinic.
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>>323337612
Become a blood minister? Use the D to minister the B
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>>323338116
You dreamed of your future self. Now that you've become your future self, you cease to dream. Turns out the dream plane cuts across the temporal plane and invades minds.
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>Hunters coming to Old Yharnam

HUNTERS GET OUT!
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>>323338313
Where do you think she gets all the blood for her attacks from?
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>>323338410
Wasn't the clinic overrun with beasts? Why the hell would you go there? I don't think anyone even works there anymore. At least for the night.
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>>323338303
>going to college
there's your problem, foul beast
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>>323335863
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>>323338376
Her blood is royal though
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whats wrong with my doge
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I ran out of incense, and thanks to some outsider hunter I'm in Oeden chapel now.

Shit sucks. Only people here are an old woman whacked out on sedatives, some asshole from the lower row, a whore from lower row who insists she "isn't working tonight", a cackling bitch from the healing church, and this beggar guy who looks like a melted candle.

I didn't even bring a deck of cards, fuck my life.
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>>323338303
>getting a education
>in non-blood related sciences
Outsider sense tingling.
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>>323337473
D-do you also get slime all over here?

Is it just like in those cartoons that Yamamura had?
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>>323329786
oh god that image
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>>323338558
>Vileblood shitter

Everyone from that fucking castle is a goddamned weirdo and an abomination to the Healing Church. I few quick fixes when you're horny is fine but don't go thinking she's valuable or something. If you need good stuff we have nuns for that. Supposedly one is hanging out in Oedon Chapel
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>>323338780
>Drinking menstrual blood
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What's in the sack /v/
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>Losefka will never give you her blood
why live
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>>323339004
Hell if I know. But those guys are supposedly coming from the school. Not Byrgenwerth the other one. They creep me out. Just stay away from them.
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>>323338680
Should have listened when they sent ya' to the doc' buger!
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YOU
ARE NOT WANTED HERE
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>>323339004
Vidya
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>>323338956
It's supposedly blood from the old ones. It's good stuff not only does it give a great high and heal your wounds but it continuously heals you over time. It's fucking incredible.
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Why does this fuckhead keep knocking on my door?

I'm NEET
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>>323338020
What the fuck is a Satan?
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>>323338510
That's exactly what the outsider wants you to think. But me? I'm too cunning.
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>Come to Yharnam to be cured of a disease
>racist locals don't even want to try and help
>no money left to travel back
>stuck dying in my apartment with my flamesprayer to keep me company

At least I'll die human, right?
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>>323338780
>Everyone from that fucking castle is a goddamned weirdo and an abomination to the Healing Church.
This so much, my dad died fighting that filth at Master Logarius side. I hope one day I can be like him. I even have a replica wheel with which I practice every day. Death to vilebloods!
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>>323339368
I'll be taking that
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>>323339306
I mean it's all well and good. I'm staying inside but I hear there's other guys heading towards Cathedral Ward too. I don't think anything's going on in Central Yharnam except the Hunt. Wait didn't they close off the bridge? How did the outsider even get here?
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>>323339474
You're an example for us all, anon. Death to those filthy subhumans, let us cleanse these foul streets from their faggotry.
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PLIP PLOP PLIP PLOP
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Reminder that Old Yharnam was an inside job. The Healing Church was the one who spread the Ashen Blood disease. Notice how they're never around to help with the hunts anymore? The Church was the ones who fucked us.
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>>323330708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uoqzettCoI
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>Have AIDS
>Hunter kills me
enjoy your blood, faggot
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>>323339841
>The Church was the ones who fucked us
*tips chikage*
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>>323339306
Yeah. Go to the Clinic. I promise it's safe. And there's a sexy nurse too. What more could you want?
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>>323339690
Funny thing though I hear that they're recruiting. They've been leaving letters laying around for outsiders to come join up with them. How are the outsiders even getting there? The bridge leading to Cainhurst was destroyed.
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>>323339841
The healing church cures people with their blood, how the fuck could they have turned them into beasts with it, dumbass?
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have anyone else seen a hunter with a beast pelt on his head?
that guy has been following me everywhere lately, i think he's a creep
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>>323339841
>Vileblood detected
I'm coming for you
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>>323339805
So, they're all failures? Or what? Were they trying to become the ayy lmaos we fought in upper cathedral?
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>>323339067

>L

YOU PLAGUE-RIDDEN RAT
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>>323340007
I thought they were Winter Lanterns in the making.
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>>323338486
I swear if you're the guy shooting at me, I'm coming up there to kick your ass
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WICKETY-WACK
GET INTO MY SACK
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>>323339981
>>323339931
There's something wrong with it. It heals you but it does something else to you. I'm still figuring out what but it's all so convenient. The church comes out with this miracle cure, and then Old Yharnam goes to shit and they just burn it down? Now the hunts in Central Yharnam are getting bad and they shut their doors. The Church is foul man. Stop being sheep
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Man, I ain't going near that fuckin clinic.

One one who goes in seems to come out.

I've a mind to loot the whole street, load up all the gold, silver, and blood I can, and get the hell out of this place.

Except I have no idea how to get this stuff out. How the hell did I even move in originally? I don't remember- there's no way to get a carriage up here but there's one tipped over out in the square.

Am I going crazy or something? Who designed this fucking place?
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Has anyone seen my mum?
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>>323340161
I thought winter lanterns were mutated dolls.
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>>323339123
>>323339004
Her guys, you wanna check out this cool sack? I promise you'll like it.
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>>323340561

I love whoever made that edit.
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>>323340561
Would you faggots go back to wherever the hell it is you come from? Every time I try to hit up the Grand Cathedral to speak to the Vicar I gotta wade my way through like 3 of you fuckers. Where the hell are you even coming from?
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>>323339841
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you filth? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Church Hunters, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Vilebloods, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in hunter warfare and I’m the top shooter in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another beast. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Yharnam, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of hunters across the city and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my untricked weapons. Not only am I extensively trained in hunter combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Healing Church Hunters and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the city, you little shit. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn rat. I will shit frenzy all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
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>Live in small fishing village with nothing to do except fish for slugs and shitpost on /v/
>today some big fucking mermaid or something washes up on the shore

This is gonna be good
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>>323340758
>US armed forces

Who the hell are they?
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>>323340723
Get into the sack and I'll show you.
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>>323340561
back to yahar'gul you shitter
i swear to god, if i see any of you faggots near my workshop i'm blasting your shits with my explosive hammer
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Some faggot with a scarf on his face has been standing in front of my castle waving his arms around and clapping loudly for no reason, should I call the cops?
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>>323340889
Tell us how it goes, Fishy Joe
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>>323340889
What was the deal with Kos or as some say Kosm?

She fall from the sky or what? Was she the first great one?
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>>323341039
>Castle

You should probably kill yourself first vileblood shit
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>la-la-laa~~~
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>>323341206
NO PLEASE
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>>323341206
STOP
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>>323341149
>Implying vileshitters can into bloodweb
it's probabily that lonely guy that lives near that whore
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So are we just going to pretend like I'm the only one who sees those gigantic alien monster looking things all over Cathedral Ward? And that there isn't a crying baby that I can hear everywhere in the city?
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>>323341206
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Hunters ain't shit but blood and tricks.
You ain't got nothing on me punk ass church bitches.
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>>323341416
>gigantic alien monster looking things all over Cathedral Ward
i just went there and there was nothing
fucking liar
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>>323341416
>are we just going to pretend like I'm the only one who sees those gigantic alien monster looking things all over Cathedral Ward?
yes, now fuck off back to your dream where an old man tells you to kill shit lunatic
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>>323341576
Would you fuck off already? And where the hell is the Vicar? I've been looking for her all night but she went missing several hours ago.
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post yfw you hear a bell ringing in a FRC dungeon
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>>323341206
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>>323341139
Fishing villagers either killed Kos thinking she was a sea monster or something else killed her and she washed up on shore. Kos isn't the first Great One, just the first Great One that many people saw.
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>>323341632
>>323341628
I'm telling you it's right fucking there. I even took a picture. Why is no one freaking out about this? What's the matter with you?
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>>323341576
>Crow-please don't go to the stairs-Steel
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Where mah confederates at?
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>>323338780
>>323339474
>>323339690
>executioners don't realise they're the biggest joke of all
Follow your leader pls
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How about those loud bitches by the gates that have been partying since the hunt started? Keep it down, god almighty
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>>323341206
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>>323341985
>hunter's attires
ha, spotted the lunatic
knew it right from the start that you guys are batshit insane
enjoy getting slaughered while i stay comfy and cozy in my house :^)
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>>323341985
you are LITERALLY insane
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>>323325532

Losefka

>L
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>>323341416
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>>323342204
nigger if we weren't killing shit out here you'd be fucked. you wanna come out here and kill beasts instead?
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>Live in central Yharnam
>Have to witness nooblets rush into angry mobs of villagers and get killed constantly

Jesus f christ upgrade your shit weapons at least
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Lalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>323342446
I saw one faggot actually using a whip

I'm going to turn my lantern off sooner or later
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>>323341137
My friends tell me its granting people magic powers and shit
I was gonna check it out today but some Harry Potter looking guy knocked on my door and said he wants to look for eyes inside my skull

Is this like a city people thing?
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>>323342204
>>323342239
>>323342254
Is this some joke I'm not in on? Like a party trick or something? Because it's impossible to miss. It hasn't stopped watching me since I got here. And it keeps grabbing anyone who gets close. Are you guys in Central Yharnam? That's the only way you wouldn't be able to see it.
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>>323341985
You trying to fuck with us, outsider?
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Anybody know where I can get a copy of How to Pick Up Fair Maidens? Every bookstore I go into says they're out.
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>>323342505
>>323341206
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>>323330708
>deer pussy
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>>323342378
>implying
any John Doe can wave a torch against some dogs
don't you faggots have some throats to slice or something like that?
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Join the school of Mensis! Learn how to overcome the beastly idiocy of man and make contact with higher beings! Come to Yahar'Gul and you'll get a free hat!
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>>323342735
in your dreams man, that book is popular as fuck
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Someone post the qt anime winter lantern pic.
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>>323341985
I'm guessing that's you on the window to the right right?
No way you're a hunter and at /v/ at the same time during the night of the hunt.

I heard rumors of a flying statue in Old Yharnam. Haven't been there though since the fire.


>Live near the bridge to Oedon's tomb
>Watch active yharnamite hunters set up a trap
>Its a boulder and an ogre of a man to power it across the bridge
>It actually works
Scream from the window of my castle.
>YOU'RE NOT WANTED HERE!
Before watching them stomp the beast.
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What the fuck is a paleblood and why is there a note telling me to go find it. fucking handholding
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>>323337586
Source?
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>>323342831
>do not respond to old lady shitposting
>do not bump old lady threads
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THE THREAD BRIMS WITH DEFILED SHITPOSTERS AND IS PERMEATED BY THEIR ROTTEN STENCH! JUST THINK NOW YOU ARE ALL SET TO REPORT AND HIDE POSTS TO YOUR HEARTS CONTENT.
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>>323340402
In the sewers
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I want to lovingly impregnate Kos and that is perfectly natural.
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I just learned my wife's family came from Cainhurst. What to do? Should I contact the church? I don't want to catch whatever they have.
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>>323342831
you're the old hag near the church aren't you? I fucking knew it, have fun with the dog outside your house ready to kill you. your incense won't last forever cunt :^)
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>>323342696
Are YOU fucking with me? Do you serious not see and hear all the weird shit going on in this city? I don't just mean the beasts. I mean the fucking monsters crawling on the buildings. And the crying baby that WON'T! SHUT! UP!
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>>323342024
>vilecuck on the hunt for other men's semen to give to their queen.
>having any room to judge
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>>323342917
W-were you looking for me, senpai...?

Lalalalala~
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>>323332184
>I don't get it
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Are you guys seeing this shit
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>be a "nun" at Cathedral Ward
>often have to go to the upper Cathedral ward to check how the Orphanage is doing

So today I just saw this fuck standing outside with one of his arms up and the other out to the side. He looked like a rotting corpse but I couldn't touch him or move him.

Which one of you shitheads did this?
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>>323342648
>Dude, let me in. I'm a fairy.
Hell no. Don't trust that guy.
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>>323343260
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>>323343232
>>323341206
>>323342505
please stop
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>>323324792
>meanwhile in Yharnam /v/

So for once someone actually meant that instead of arbitrarily ending a sentence with "/v/".
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>>323337882
>[Tell of Iosefka's Clinic]
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Tell the little doll I said hi I miss her
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>>323342872
Looks dumb as fuck m8
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So what happens in the ending where you wake up? Do you just proceed to live life as normal? No ancient ones, no great beings, no mumbojumbo. Just ordinary stuff. Or is 90% of Yharnam still dead and monsters?
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>>323338780
Your nuns don't have Yharnam blood, Church queer. Praise the Queen.
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>>323343269
it's some Mensis cult shit, just ignore the body they keep putting it up whenever I take it down.
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>>323343518

Yharnam is a dream. Nothing really happened.
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>Faggot beggar getting pissy and calling me the monster when he just slaughtered an entire family on a fucking roof.
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>>323343539
go fetch some semen for your queen degenerate
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>>323343198
You take that back church boy or I promise I'll come invade you when you least expect.
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>>323343518
Your contract is broken, you're cut off from the dream, the night of the hunt is over. You wake up as if nothing ever happened. Unless you're like Eileen or Djura who stuck around after their dreams ended and nother hunt began. These hunts seem to happen sporadically and they're getting worse each time. Best to get out of town while you have the chance.
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>>323343608
You dream memers are starting to piss me off. If you don't like it here go to Cainhurst or something.
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>>323343681
There aren't enough executioners to kill in the world to get in that good with her.
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Heh... heheh...... eheheh.....
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>>323343797
>tfw I fell for the Cainhurst meme
don't go anon, these people are weird as fuck. they call their janitors "knights".
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>>323343518
The Yharnam you were in is real, but you could go around it without dying because your real consciousness was stuck in the Dream.

Once you beat all that you return to Yharnam as a normal human, and there's no aliens or wolves because you killed them all>>323343539
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>>323343797
The hunter's dream is real. I dreamed. I got out. Just go to Iosefka's next hunt. There's a guy there who gave some kind of blood and all of a sudden I couldn't die anymore. I'd just keep waking up over and over again.
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>>323343782
>Implying the rest of the world wouldn't follow once another Mensis ritual pops up and the poor bastard saddled with dismantling the operation isn't up to snuff.
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>>323343518
No. Your contract has ended and your memories of your time in Yharnam will eventually fade unless you stick around. Eventually Yharnam will fall to further ruin and be buried to time only for another civilization to discover the city and the Old Blood and the cycle begins anew.
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>>323343139
Dude, regenerating hymen
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>>323343931
So I don't mean to be the weird guy or anything but does anyone else notice the townspeople getting weirder the bigger and redder the moon gets?
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>>323343665

>Humans kill innocent harmless beasts for sport
>Beast need to eat and kill 2 or 3 humans to stay alive
>Fucking monsters >:(

Fuck off. You must be a faggot vegetarian.
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UH ALL THE VILEBLOODS OR HERETICS AS I CALL THEM STOP USING THE BLOOD IT IS FOR YHARNAMITES ONLY
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>>323343991
I'm petitioning the church to separate you loonies. This is getting ridiculous.
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So what even are winter lanterns?

They wear the dolls clothes it looks like
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'ho else is an honter?
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>>323341576
Some of you Hunters are alright.
Don't go to the Grand Cathedral tonight.
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>>323344094
>talking to the townspeople
I'd rather talk to Mensis retards with cages on their heads
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>>323344139
I'm not stealing Church blood.

I'm stealing yours, Executioner fucking shit.
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>>323344139
t. Master "Vileblood chill I brought the wheel" Logarius
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>>323342947
There are already Ayys around the clinic in the forbidden woods before the impostor takes over meaning the real one was doing the same experiements. The clothes the real Iosefka wears are the Choir's attire, you can find one of her vials in the Nightmare of Mensis
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CURSED BEAST
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>>323343747
>wanting my semen that badly.
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>>323344151
It's not just me, there's other people around town who tell the same story. The Hunter's Workshop, the one that they said they shut down. It's still open. But it's somewhere else. I can't really remember where but it's like floating on clouds or something like that. But you can't die. You just keep waking up at the lanterns. And there's these little skeleton men who help you out.

I know how it sounds but this shit really is happening. I even saw Gehrman there.
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>>323344312
Thanks my guiding moonlight.
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Hey guys, can blood be used to cure a speech imdepiment? I'm asking for a friend.
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>>323344518
>I even saw Gehrman there.
Do us a favour and kill yourself.
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>>323344110
>innocent, harmless beasts.
>attack and maul you on sight
>t-they dindu nuffin

Don't you have a tower to fall off of Durja?
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Hey Faggots,
My name is of no importance, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of the Night of the Hunt cowering in your castles. You are everything bad in Yharnam. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any blood echoes? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than whoring yourself out at Oedon Chapel.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was a Hunter for the Healing Church, and a resident of the Hunter's Dream. What professions do you exert, other than “yell obscenities at outsiders from your window”? I also get twin bloodstone shards, and have a wonderfully kind and lovely doll (She just channeled blood echoes into my strength; Shit was SO cash). You are all vileblood scum who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my doll
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Hey guys I'm exploring this fishing village and I keep hearing this bell. Anybody know what the fuck is it?
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>>323344518
>You can't die

There are exactly 375 graves in the Hunter's Dream, a lot of people have died.
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>>323344898
m8 that's a doll take your chill pills
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>>323344682

They only attack you because you attacked them first you piece of shit. Also they are hungry and you refuse to share food with them so they have no choice. Did you even play TOH? The beasts are TERRIFIED of hunters in the beginning. They run away from hunters and try to cover themselves with their little small cute hands but you pieces of fucking shit still kill the poor things.

Asshole hunters all of you. You are the real monsters.
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Guys..what if this is a nightmare
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>>323344898
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>>323344942
Just watch out for deer, anon
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>>323344252
No, they wear generic red robes, the doll doesn't wear red apart from her mittens and cravat.
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>>323344660
He was fucking there! And I'm not the only one telling this story, just ask around town! Him and that doll he used to keep around. The one that looked like the Maria chick. Except the doll could talk.

>>323344971
Yeah but I mean that was after their contracts were broken. While your contract is in effect you can't die. I don't know how he does it but everytime I died I wouldn't die I'd just wake up again. I found a note that said once I killed the source of the beastly scourge then my contract would be broken. And I did. Then Gehrman killed me but this time I woke up in the middle of Central Yharnam. No I wasn't fucking drunk, I literally woke up from a dream
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>>323345175
>a nightmare is modelled after reality
Sounds about right.
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>>323345291
You are the reason people hate hunters.
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Hey is something going on in the forest? I never get letters from my sister anymore
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>>323345234
Deer? Why would deer be here?
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>>323345105
That's what I just said. You got something against dolls brah?
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I feel absolutely Euphoric
How does it feel murdering innocent people in the name of your fake, "Formeless" god?
A true Vileblood doesn't need such things, only his heightened sense of mind and intelligence. Meanwhile you Yharnamites stick to your childish "Oedon"
M'lady Annalise is at least real
*tips fedora*
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>>323345162
beast defense force pls go
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>>323345565
>Sister
>Who lives in the FORBIDDEN woods
I'm reporting you to the church
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>>323324792
So is the moon presence the main god of the base game/dream? And kos (or some say kosm) for the dlc? Are there two dreams? Is the mensis nightmare within the kosm dream? Discuss explain please.
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>>323345686
Okay, Ron. I could hear Annalise talking shit about you to the new guy earlier, so think on that.
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>>323345801
How'd she get in the forest anyway? The door leading there has been locked for years.
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I work in the church as someone they call a tomb prospector, and you guys don't even know a fraction of what is really going on in this city. Trust me I've seen some things.
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>>323345291
Uh, no, in my dream the doll was way taller and prettier than Maria or whatever she calls herself.

>>323345541
yeah well we don't pop beast blood pellets like they're tic-tacs at least.
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So uh, I mixed some sedatives and blue exlier together and downed the entire bottle. I'm not feeling great now, should I call someone?
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Some guy came by asking me to join the Confederates.

I wasn't that interested until he mentioned vermin, then I got really pissed off. I don't like vermin.
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>>323345983

I saw a female hunter fucking a werewolf once.
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>>323346123
I hope you like slugs
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>>323345983
>apply to be a tomb prospector
>get accepted
>placed in the "Isa" area
>mfw
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>>323345908
There are 4 dreams, and at least 4 gods
Nightmare of Mensis
Hunter's Dream
Nightmare Frontier
Hunter's Nightmare

Oedon
Kos
Moon Presence Possibly named Flora
and probably Doll based on her blood color

Amgydalae are false gods
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>>323346262
Maybe she was testing a new "trick" weapon?
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>>323346262
Was it rape?

>>323346123
Dude, you're gonna be so fucked for the next few hours. Once that shit kicks in, you're not gonna be feeling or thinking much of anything and fuck if anyone's gonna see you.
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There is a sex doll in the old hunters place. Don't tell anyone
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>>323345908
There's some contention over the specifics about the Moon Presence. All we know for sure is it brings the Paleblood moon that makes everyone go crazy, it's responsible for the dimension that the Hunter's Dream sits in, and it wants you to kill off the children the other Great Ones or at least Mergo specifically. Why? We don't know.

The Hunter's Nightmare is a curse wrought by Kos and the people of the fishing hamlet. For their sins all those involved with Byrgenwerth will fall to the Hunter's Nightmare. A kind of Hell for Hunters. This is because after Byrgenwerth ravaged the fishing hamlet they prayed for a curse on Byrgenwerth and to all those their children as well. And Kos listened.

Dreams and Nightmares in this game tend to mean "dimensions" in layman's terms. For example while Yharnam is a physical location you can visit, the Hunter's Dream, the Hunter's Nightmare, the Nightmare Frontier, the Nightmare of Mensis, and Rom's Lake all lie in their own little pocket dimensions sustained by at least one Great One.
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>>323346414
>and probably Doll based on her blood color
Take off that Mensis cage idiot, it's making you type retarded things.
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>>323346556
>going to old yharnam
vermin pls I won't fall for your tricks
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>>323346556
>someone other than me knows about the old sex doll
shit, have you been using it too?
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~~~
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>>323346716
>Missing out on all the cool shit laying around
I found like, 3 guns yesterday.
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>>323345908
The known Great Ones are Moon Presenc, Oedon and Kos. It's speculated that the Doll is one too. The only dreams are the Hunters Dream, Hunters Nightmare, Nightmare of Mensis and Nightmare Frontier.
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>>323345162
They do that because of the sun, they do the exact same thing when you pull out a torch. They're afraid of fire.
>give beast food
>it doesn't care because it's fucking insane and kills you.
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>>323346803
So maybe it's because I've been hitting the blood a little hard but I swear sometimes I see it move. Like just little twitches here and there.
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>>323346667
mate there is a very high chance a god took the shell of the doll and assumed her form

In the ascended ending she acts like a mother when Great Ones all want children. She just didn't lose hers because you were strong.
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>>323346556
Fuck that, I saw it move once
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>>323341206
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>>323346803
Yeah, though I'm glad to see that we both have the decency to clear her up after
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>>323346825
I've seen this loonie in the church years ago. Thought they sent him to a mental asylum.
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>>323346498

The werewolf was crying. I felt bad for him. You humans are fucking weird.
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>>323346803
>>323346556
Fuck you guys I saw that thing move its had and look at me. Fuck ghosts this is what I get to using that knowledge shit that guy gave me
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I want to fuck the beast dogdeer pussy.
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>>323346803
>using the doll in the waking world
wait, you mean you can get blood echoes channeled into your strength in real life too?!
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>>323346825
>tips Mensis cage
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>>323347095
Wait a second you got your hands on some madman's knowledge? I thought only members of the church had that? What's it like?
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>>323347098
>wanting to catch beast STDs voluntarily
MAJESTIC
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Anyone going to the annual church party tonight? hoping I can pick up some hot choir chicks and impress them with my holy blade if you catch my drift
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>>323326489
Dont trust this anon. But Im a pretty cool guy. You should totally let me in
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>>323338626
borf
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>>323346928
That's after you kill the Great One in question. She's just a doll, and a doll is a doll is a doll.
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>>323347228
I don't like it man everything looks weird and I get headaches if I don't get more. I think I got conned.
There are thinks on the buildings please help
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>>323347273
SHE'S PURE. NO STDS ONLY PURE
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>>323347356
She bleeds Pure white blood if you attack her, the only other enemies the bleed white are Mergo's Wet Nurse, Moon Presence, and Orphan of Kos.
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>>323346889
>>323346414
So some Mensis club members were talking about meeting something they called a great one. Beckoned it they say, but there's some trouble on how to make contact with it because they say all who tried to talk to it ended up impaled with spears and went crazy.

I'm not buying it either.
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do any of you have some brain fluid you could give me? I ate some earlier and I heard a soothing sound, like water splashing. plip plop, plip plop. splish splash
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tfw Arianna is off during hunts
I'm lonely and scared. Maybe I'll go to Iosefka's clinic to be safe, she's really nice too.
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>>323346928
Makes perfect sense. Moon Presence keeps sending Hunters to kill the babies of the other Great Ones. Great One inhabits the shell of the Doll and empowers you after giving it blood echoes. Eventually it makes you strong enough to defeat the Moon Presence and ascends you as its own child.
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>tfw you would've taken blood to cure your asthma
>tfw you would've turned into a beast
>tfw oedon's puppet
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>>323325549
You don't need to be a hunt-er you just need to fuck-her
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>>323347487
>She bleeds Pure white blood if you attack her
Gehrman is a filthy old man.
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>>323347487
It just means Moon Presence jizzed some of his blood into her to animate her or someshit. I swear I'm gonna call the Church on your ass if you keep raving like a Mensis cultist.
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>>323347517
Fuck you there are bags of that shit everywhere. Get it yourself. I tell you, they think they are so high and mighty just because Maira let them into her special club
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>>323324792
this place is only 30 fps
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>>323347742
Lousy offcomer. Away with you. Now!
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>>323347487
She's probably like Mergo. Meant to take care of Great Ones but not necessarily reality warping tier like Rom and MP.
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>>323347517
Oh come on, Adeline. I know it's you. We had an intervention about this stuff only weeks ago.

You need help, woman.
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Fuck you guys I'm moving to my brothers fishing village, they are nicer there
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Guys it's not white blood it's powdered sugar.
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>>323348038
And just how do you know that?
What have you been doing?
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>>323338486
>he contorts with the beast
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I-I'm running a little low on incense, can I borrow some of yours anon
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>>323347742
That's ok, we can only see at 24 fps

>>323347820
Nah mate Ebrietas and Rom are kin not great ones, Ebby-chan appears to have been the same creature as Rom as well and hatch from her Rom cocoon seeing as their is a Rom corpse in her room.

Wet Nurse is probably Oedon himself seeing as he's formless

If you were right, Gehrman would have white blood.
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>audition for Yharnam Idol
>everybody's head explodes
Third time this is happening. ;_;
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>>323325532
>not making Iosefka barefoot
YOU HAD ONE JOB ANON
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>>323348141
...
I sampled it.

It's just sugar.
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>>323348235
I hope you get raped by a beast
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>>323347356
No. She bleeds the same color blood as the other Great Ones. Also, Gherman prayed to the Great Ones to bring back Maria and they did in a sense. Moon Presence trapped him in the Hunters Dream and forced him to send out Hunters to do his bidding and the Doll was possessed not by Maria's consciousness but by something else. This is evidenced by Gherman and the Doll having no interactions and Gherman begging for Willem to come save him because this isn't what he bargained for. Also why is the Doll the one to make the PC stronger and not Gherman who is the first Hunter? And why doesn't the doll have Maria's memories or act like Maria if it's supposed to be Maria's consciousness? Because the doll is another Great One that is trying to stop Moon Presence from killing its children over and over again. Hence why she lovingly embraces you like a mother when you ascend.
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>>323328395
The job....
PREY SLAUGHTERED
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>>323340971
NO
AWAY

AWAY
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>>323348409
Did you kill her good hunter?
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>>323341206
is it odd that I get a boner when I hear them sing?
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Hey I'm a fresh hunter from the powderkeg workshop and just came into town heard my senior is round these parts. Any leads where I can find him? Also why is everyone hiding in their houses? I can't even ask for reliable directions because of it.
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>tfw picked up the Old Hunters and gonna play both it and BB for the first time after getting stuck at Mensis, real high

DUDE WEED LMAO
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>>323324792
I like BB but it doesn't have the variety of location that i enjoyed from dks1
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>>323348707
Would they give good blowjobs? With all that squishiness and mandibles?
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>>323348827
I hope they do, it's a damn shame there ain't no porn of them.
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MY BABY
PLEASE
MY BABY, STAY AWAY
STAY AWAAAAAAAAAAAY
STAY AWAY FROM MY VIDYAAAAAAAAAA
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>>323348496
Jesus Kosm look at you getting all autistic about this.
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Who /arcane/ here.

You filthy hunters probably couldn't even make it to collage LMAO.
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>>323349006
>Kosm
Mensis fool detected. It's Kos you mongoloid cage fetishist.
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>>323349149
Which of the starter set ups/weapons are best for an arcane build?
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>>323343260
Just kill all the things that try to kill you. Seems like the only way to get through this night.

Anyone else see the gmilfaround? You know, the one that says "hoonta"? She really gets me going man. Next time i see her i'm gonna have to tap that.
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>>323349224
>Kos or some say Kosm
it's the other way around you fool.
You're the Mensisfag and you don't even know your own traditions right.
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>>323349149
>Being this much of a slug
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>Be new to BB
>Get Ludwig's Sword and Threaded Cane
>Hear the Holy Moonlight Sword is pretty good
>Finally get it from Ludwig
>Upgrade it to max without checking the req's or scales

I'm a str/skill focused build and this shit is Arcane.

Fuck my life I could've used that rock on my other sword.
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>>323349149
>WOOOH LOOK AT ME I AM A MIGHTY SPACE WIZARD I COLLECT ROCKS AND PLAY WITH SLUGS
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>>323348919
>porn of Winter Lanterns
Nope. This is where I draw the line. No Winter Lanterns or xenomorphs. Fuck that.

>inb4 "gladly"
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>>323349371
No one knows where she goes. Sometimes she's in Central Yharnam sometimes she's in Cathedral Ward. Never seen her hunt beasts though. I think she only targets other hunters.
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>>323349347
choice to ludwigs to Based MLG
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GOOD CITIZENS OF YAHRNAM, HEAR ME! SOME VILE, DANGEROUS, BLOOD DRUNK HUNTER IS GOING AROUND AND TELLING PEOPLE "Go to Oedon Chapel. It's safe"

YOU CAN'T TRUST HIM! HIM AND HIS WEB OF DECEIT. EVERYONE SHOULD MEET UP WITH ME AND OTHER TRUE YHARNAMITES AT THE CLINIC
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>>323347494
>be brain
>minding your own business
>find yourself on another plane for no good reason
>little crazy ant fuckers are running all around you
>trapped in a cage
>oh shit nigga it's on
>defend yourself from the swarm
>still trapped for many years
>another one of the ants shows up
>oh shit oh shit leave me alone
>can't stop the ant
>ant drops you a few thousand feet
>hurts like hell
>little ant thing comes up to finish you off
>whatever I don't even care anymore just fuck my shit up
>ant stops
>ant holds a strange pose for like a minute
>what the fuck is the ant fucker doing
>its he making a...triangle?
>...
>oh kos what have I done they just wanted to talk
>oh here take this rune I'm so sorry, party foul, so sorry brah
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>>323349629
Go to the clinic then you idiot.
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>>323349531
fuck off faggot
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I want to fuck Eileen.
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>>323344139
Switch heretics and vilebloods and i think you got yourself a preddy gud joke there nucca.
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>>323349490
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>>323349832
Kos dude she's old enough to be your mother's mother
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All of you vilebloods talking shit about my girlfriend better stay hidden, cause if I find you, you're gonna wish a werewolf got you first.
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>>323347494
is it just me or do the areas around the eyes look like messengers??
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>>323349695
OH I SEE. THE CLINIC IS ACTUALLY DANGEROUS AND YOU'RE JUST LETTING ME GO OFF TO MY DEATH

I'M ONE STEP AHEAD OF YOU, HUNTER! I'M HEADING OVER TO THE CHAPEL RIGHT NOW
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>>323349531
>no xenomorphs

It seems you got lost on the way to your homepage, yahoo.com
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>>323324792
WHY HAVENT I LEFT YET?

THIS TOWN'S FINISHED! THERE'S A CIVIL WAR BETWEEN NICHOLAS CAGE AND THE BEAST POPE, MY SON'S INJECTING MENSUAL BLOOD INTO HIS THIGH, AND THE STREETS ARE OVERRUN WITH MAN-EATING FURRIES

JUST WHAT THE FUCK WHY CANT I JUST FIND A REFRUGEE BOAT OR SOMETHING?
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>>323349958
I still want to fuck her.
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>>323349920
At least my queen is real you deluded fool. Also I fucked the doll in the old workshop
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>>323350065
Meant for >>323349908
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>>323348725
Nah man, i think you just drop it man. Ol' man Djura went dang gone insane man on some elixirs last week. Now he just shootin people with a gatling gun. He be screaming "BEAST ARE PEOPLE TOO!" He just spouting out crazy shit, mang
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>>323349149
Full retard pure arcane ayylmao build is probably the most fun I've had with the game
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>>323325532
>>323327019
>>323325872
>>323348405
>>323342240


Wait why is everyone saying it's Iosefka? I thought it was supposed to be Vicar Amila?
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>>323338486
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>323338013
PLAGUE RIDDEN RAT
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>>323349436
You can find a rock in the main game and in the dlc
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Anyone got the DLC Arcane guide?
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>>323349958
When you enter the Nightmare of Mensis looking at the room under the bridge will cause you to get frenzied.

Is it a coincidence that Brain Trusts in the area who go La La Laaaa~ also cause you to be frenzied? Those things are like the Brain, with legs.
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>>323350319
how did you kill the orphan senpai?
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>be me
>have to go grocery shopping
>see a hunter and a slightly redder hunter
>they both have cauliflower on their heads
>they just keep posing

IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT
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>>323350506
Idk if this is it, but here you go
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>>323350467
Well, yeah but.. I had hoped I could viably use HMS as a great strength/skill weapon. Turns out a massive greatsword is more fit for wizardry types apparently.
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>>323350212
Oh my, and no one requested for a hunter to free him from his insanity? Heard the famous Eileen deals with this kind of things in Yharnam right now. I should find her. But it's hard to believe master Djura ended like that.
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>>323350807
Yeah it is, Thanks
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I played all the Souls games multiple times and enjoyed them immensely (DS2 not so much). Goofed around in Bloodborne the other day and it was alright. Is the Cleric Beast supposed to be the first boss or not? I levelled up after going through the area normally and was doing a whopping 30 damage per hit on average (cane weapon). He wasn't hard once I figured out the attack pattern but that was tedious and unfun to the extreme. Did I miss something?
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>tfw you'll never be able to give Amelia a tummy rub
Why bother dreaming anymore
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>>323350608
Hunters axe with some mediocre fire gems
It's not really as bad either way, just about every primary weapon has D arcane scaling, pop some elemental gems in them when you come across them and you're good to go
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>>323350871
cane is garbage, drop that shit
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>>323350871
Cleric Beast is optional.
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>>323328395
Why did people not like Killer is Dead?
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>>323350871
The cane is just a shitty, worthless hipster weapon.

It's absolute dog shit.
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I KNOW YOU'RE HERE, BOY!

IF I EVER FIND YOU FOOLING AROUND WITH MY DOLL AGAIN INSTEAD OF DOING YOUR DAMNED JOB I WILL PERSONALLY REAP YOUR HEAD OFF.
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Guys, help. I picked up a skull-shaped cup, now I'm trapped in the sandy chasm full of beasts with torches.
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>>323351023
>>323351215
Well that makes sense then. I might just roll a new character since I only played for about 1.5 hours.
>>323351080
Interesting. I saw a path to the sewers but decided against it until I explored the other stuff first.
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>>323351196
It's not the best action game and also Killer7 isn't really well known enough for that to be a pulling factor. I liked it a lot but I can see the flaws.

Wait, what I meant to say is
AWAY AWAY
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>>323351196
It only appeals to a niche audience to begin with.
No depth to its combat at all
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>>323351080
Not exactly, you must kill either Cleric Beast or Blood-starved Beast on your first playthrough, he only becomes optional on NG+
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>>323351291
Shut up gramps you said yourself I can use her any way I please. Besides what you gonna do?
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>>323351023
>>323351215
Cane is the best.

You're all just shit players.
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>>323351404
>>323351405
I really loved KiD for some reason, especially the trailers and the fight with David as well as it's really open/unexplained story. I know there's supplementary material like Mondo killing Osama Bin Laden, honestly I wish the game had at least like 2 more levels to it.
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>>323351490
What do you mean? I was under the impression that you only fight the Cleric Beast to get the Kirkhammer
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>>323351604
No, I said you could use her, if it pleased you.

Meaning for leveling up.
NOT FOR DANCING LESSONS!
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Guys, I'm still trapped, someone help get out of here.
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Aah, you were at my side, all along.
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>>323351813
You need to kill Cleric Beast to buy the Cathedral Ward gate key, or go down to blood-starved beast and into Yar-haguls back door to bypass that gate.
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>>323325424
YOU PAY FOR YOUR RENT
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>>323351837
I know it's hard to dance with only one foot, but don't take it out on me, you old coot.

Doll loves to dance, she does an amazing Robot.
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>>323351963
Whatever happened to Archibald?
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>>323352025
That's still optional. I understand what you mean though.
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>>323352091
I'll have you know I used to be a damn good dancer myself.
>Doll loves to dance
That's none of your business, she's got a busy day ahead of her! Who's gonna clean up after the messengers, water the flowers and massage my back if you keep her up all night doing the West Coast Twist? I can't have her dozing off every ten minutes!
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>>323352518
Time passes so slowly in the dream.

I figured you'd know that by now, given how long it's been.
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Is beckoning people for the Defiled Chalice supposed to be slow?
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>wanted to go for a walk
>come by Oedon's Chapel
>get the creeps cause that deformed pervert lives there
>take a piss at the old tree
>suddenly start floating and get the shit squeezed out of me

Guys I'm telling the truth!
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>>323344898
>vileblood
>scum
Pick one, you bellend wearing fuck
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>>323351652
Nothing wrong with that.

It's just such a niche title that it is hard for it to be more popular.
It would be like asking why is Killer 7 not popular.
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>>323351196
2deep5them
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>>323352913
Wake up sheeple, the Church is lying to us! Oedon is not re
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>>323351291
Haha, stupid old wheelchair fuck
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>>323351291
I already gave you my head once, asshole. I still haven't started a new game
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Who up at REAL HOONTA HOURS?

Smash dat parry button! :^)
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Best weapon for early arcane run?
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>>323353843
>>323350807
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>>323353843
Saw spear. Always saw spear. The saw spear will carry you to victory.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uN1WA9_W9dQ
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Guys she's not a fuck doll she's a love doll.
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>Cathedral Ward is supposedly under full lockdown
>every gate is closed, Pthumerians keep watch of the perimeter keeping you out like you're a hobo
>meanwhile inside there are squid people and beasts lurking around and shit

Yeah, great job with that security detail, you Phtumerian lanky fucks.
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>>323353978
>>323354096
Thank you, colleagues
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>>323354159
I'd both love and fuck her.
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>>323353832
*fistpumps awkwardly*
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>>323325532

Who is the artist? Ive been seeing his/her stuff a lot recently.
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>>323354463
Murai Shinobu
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>All this vileblood SCUM everywhere
You know what time it is
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>>323344632
Nah, but my dick can. ;)
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>>323354940
Who's the girl in the middle supposed to be? Ebritas?
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>>323355170
Arianna and her great one child.
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>>323355170
That's Arianna with her Great One child.
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>>323354940
>this pic
They all have it wrong. Mine is the loveliest of all.
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>>323354940
Why do the ayy lmaos bitch about not having kids when they always end up having kids that are killed by circumstance rather than anything particularly wrong with them?
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>>323343357
Is this what happens when you max out insight? Shit guys im almost to 89 I dont want to see more fuck up stuff!
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>>323355319
>>323355363
Arianna had a great one?
Not doubting at all, I just never knew.
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>>323350321
Go back to the Clinic through Forbidden woods.
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>>323354940

Thanks Anon.
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>>323355170
Thats the whore and her whorebortion
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>>323327019
It's the nun bitch.
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>>323354159
>>323354306
I'd love to fuck her.
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>>323355534
>On the night of a hunt a woman will be blessed with the child of a great one

She went from not pregnant to giving birth in a single night, her child is Moon Presence's child as he descends
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>>323355534
If she's still alive during the red moon, she'll start to feel sick and won't give any blood. Then after you kill Mergo's Wet Nurse (I think anyways? Might be Micolash, been awhile since I cared to go look), she'll be down in the sewer below the chapel in a chair, muttering about the child, which is sitting in front of her.
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>>323342658
Wait. You know that area that in the cathedral ward? If you take the left door instead of straight ahead you get to an area that's just a bunch of graves and a well in the middle. Okay well it happened *really* early for me it happened a lot tho. (Doesn't happen much now after I beat Amelia and the witch) but there was a weird portal that started forming and it follows me around if stayed too long in that area. Is THAT what you're talking about?
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>>323355683
I'm pretty sure it's Oedon's child to replace Mergo. Moon Presence doesn't need one because it has Gehrman.
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>>323355683
>>323355729
That's cool as fuck
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>>323355390
>squid
This is clearly a holothurian.
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Yharnamites are literal peasants.
You ain't much if you aren't from Cainhurst
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Just seen some hunter fly near the oedon chapel. What the fuck are you guys doing?
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>>323351997
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>>323356275
Fly? What the fuck?
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>>323355683
No more likely it's Oedon's

>"Every Great One loses its child, and then yearns for a surrogate, and Oedon, the formless Great One, is no different. To think, it was corrupted blood that began this eldritch liaison." - Arianna's Child

The Paleblood Moon is just a sign that the Great Ones are busy getting laid. Imposter Iosefka was probably next considering her increasingly erratic behavior and her saying she was "chosen."
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>>323356296
Fucking nice
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HAS

ANYONE

SEEN

ME

M U M ?
U
M
?
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>>323356275
I think you need to get your head checked.
You should stop by Losefka's clinic for the night.
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>>323357106
>L
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>>323356845
She's at Iosefka's clinic, little girl
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>>323335863
you do realize kosm means 'magical' in hebrew right? and there are letters all through the game incraved in walls/rocks in endgame.
- / - i speak hebrew and actually you won't believe how many hebrew hints there is its kinda weird for me though , think about it try translating to 'magic man' doesn't really sounds that good right? kek
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>>323349149
>"you filthy hunters couldn't even make it to collage
>"collage"
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Fuck this thing in particular.

5-10 minutes of looking at it's ugly face and sometimes it decides to charge you and good luck getting out of the way. Boom 2 heal vials. Hope you like grinding for money to buy Sedatives.
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>>323357443
Is someone watering down my bait lately?
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>>323357443
I for one always knew the jews were the old ones
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>>323357590
>Ebrietas

Became piss easy now that you can just summon the NPC to tank it.
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>>323356692
>oedon
>not moon presence

>implying theirs a difference
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>>323357732
Doesn't that mean the Hunters are Nazis?
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>>323325532
Adella is a normal girl who goes yandere mode only because she think that Arianna's blood is cursed and tainted, with her emotions being amplified by the bloodmoon.
Fake Iosefka is extremely cunning bitch who does her horrible experiments willingly, most likely trying to follow Rom's path.
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>>323357758
There is you can kill Odeon like any beast but to even stand a chance against the MP you need to partially become a old one via the cords
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>>323357758
Is there any basis for that? I'm honestly asking because if the Moon Presence is responsible for the Paleblood moon and that's what blurs the line between men and beast and what heralds a child, then I find it odd that MP will herald a Great One child...then tell you to go kill it. MP is fucking weird and malevolent.
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>>323357758
There is, Oedon is formless, Moon presence isn't.
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>Mensis cult is all-male
>Choir is all-female
>the only male Choir member runs away to Mensis
But what does this mean?
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>>323354940
Lady Maria had an ayyy child?
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>>323358191
>exists in a dream
>form

ok
>>
>these threads

Holy shit I never thought we'd be able to have these comfy as fuck threads at /v/ after getting ganked by PCfags since Project Beast.

Or is my insight just high enough?

>mfw I lived long enough to see a return of the glorious DeS threads
>mfw I have no face
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>>323358301
>Kos is formless because he's in a nightmare

Is what you are implying
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>>323358196
They were milking him dry.
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>>323358082
I had a thought that maybe the Moon Presence wanted you to get rid of the School of Mensis since you have to go through there to get to Mergo's Loft but then that doesn't really make sense because unless these fuckers have been doing their dumbass ritual every night since Gehrman made his workshop then the Paleblood Moon predates the school of Mensis.

Let's just agree that Moon Presence is just a jealous asshole that wants you to kill off the source of the beast scourge and go home.
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>>323358370
We have these threads constantly. Just avoid the average shitposting and vileblood posting
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>>323357736
I don't summon

at least not until NG+ or have beaten the whole game once
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>>323355060
>following a bunch of hypocrites and loonies
Woooooow you're so much better than those heretic vilebloods
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>>323358370

Once in a blue moon a good thread can happen. Ive seen a good BB thread before, it really is a rare drop though.
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>>323358735
>unironically being a church cuck
>unironically being the errand boys of a corrupt exploitative church who does monstrosities
>not being dedicated to killing these cucks instead of becoming like them

lmao

vilebloods are the true heroes

church cucks go away
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Is there an ending where you put an end to it all but don't become an ayy? Like "enough of this weird shit I'm ending it all now." Because so far its: Wake up and shit is still weird it's just that you forgot that, become an ayy or fight the ayy to become a bigger ayy.
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>>323358735
Keep swinging that wheel around, conehead. Maybe you'll hit something before the night's over.
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