EVERYTHING IS HORRIBLE EDITION
Can you gift me a copy?
>>323322948
game doesnt use any DRM for online play, get an up to date pirated .exe and come play.
come play an actual video game fags
Shit, nigger, I just spent the last 10 hours straight playing it. Now I'm dead fucking tired and need to sleep. Here's a friendly bump from me, and I hope to catch you some other time.
>>323322784
it's up cock fags
DED GAEM
>>323322784
>>323324594
You guys still up? Can't seem to join.
>>323325478
>>323322784
WE OPEN
DON'T BE FOOLED THIS THREAD IS NOT ABOUT VIDEO GAMES.
open when
Can someone host a game from Europe ?
Shit ping when I play with amerifats
host when
Yurofag here, I'm trying to figure out the port shit. Hoping to get a game going tonight.
server crash or just me?
>>323329653
I had to restart it
you fags still playing? I am trying to fix my router settings and will hopefully be there in a minute
>>323330150
are you kawaii edgelord man?
>>323330150
ok we will wait
Kawaii musician, we're waiting for you desu
>>323330150
Waiting
DEAF THE FUCK HAPPENED
Here's my shit attempt at an EU host for us yuropoors.
78.61.90.6
11100
Get in here fgts, I ain't waiting all night.
>>323332275
in lobby
host is die everybody go home
>>323332825
crashed, im still here
>>323332275
/originrun/ incoming, get in here
Timely bump.
Any hosts open?
>>323334046
doesnt look like it
we are just going to have to wait
>>323334046
Doesn't look like it. OP is down, and the EU one is in-game.
I would host, but I hate port forwarding stuff. Never succeeded at doing this bullshit
>>323334561
Google it nigger, there are guides for pretty much any router ever made. With pictures, even.
Or, better yet, stop using a fucking router and hook up right to the line like a real man.
>>323334561
You have to do port forwarding to host?
>>323334739
Did you think that I didn't try that?
>>323334750
Yeah. Otherwise others can't connect to you.
>>323335114
Well, that sucks
>>323334846
Yeah, that's exactly what I thought, which is why I suggested you do that.
>>323334750
how to do this ?
>>323335284
Nigga, it literally takes like 5 minutes and needs to be done once. Unless your router is completely shit.
>>323335410
Google it, jesus fucking christ.
>>323335759
please how to do
>>323336447
Start command prompt, type ipconfig and run it.
There should be a default gateway and a local IPv4 address, write both down.
Go to your web browser and enter your default gateway's IP and log into your router, then find the section to forward ports. You need to forward 11100 (any port works, but 11100 is default for RoR) to your computer's local IPv4 address.
>>323336447
Well, first off, letting us know what kind of router you had before sending off such a question wouldn't hurt.
Second, it's not that hard to look up. Literally search for "how to port-forward".
>>323336447
http://portforward.com/english/applications/port_forwarding/Risk_of_Rain/default.htm
Select your router from that list. It'll tell you how to do everything for RoR specifically. With pictures, even.
>>323336543
>>323336625
>>323337003
Thanks ! going to try
10 players max, all artifacts, est.
>>323337254
in lobby
>>323337254
We /nofloor/ now.
gg
thanks for hosting
Open lobby when
Thanks host, I had a great time.
That was a fun 2 half hours, good game everyone! I need to sleep so no more host.
MINER MASTER RACE
I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords.
Get in my lobby.
so, does /v/ still play this game casual as fuck or do you guys actually do some hard options?
monsoon difficulty, origin+spite+distortion at bare fucking minimum, no glass allowed because that's ultra casual mode, ban enforcer because he's literally invulnerable with his back to a wall and shield down
i'm gonna guess you guys still play casual mode though.
>>323339345
>No glass allowed.
Do you hate fun?
>>323339345
glass is fun mode m8
>>323339345
>no glass allowed
Might as well not play then. Glass is literally the only thing making the game good.
>>323339345
>he thinks glass is casual
I bet you also think infusion is casual too, scrublord.
>>323339559
>>323339561
yes oneshotting everything with glass on sure is fun, especially in ROR where you have to be a fucking lobotomized chimp to get hit by anything, so the "drawback" is nullified entirely
i was right, you people are still absolute casuals
>>323339289
our server is open
>>323337254
>>323339692
Get a load of this MLG pro right here.
>>323339692
inb4 I was only pretending
>>323339834
noobs
>>323339692
>I only play bandit/cuntress look at me be a special snowflake XD
>>323339345
>ban enforcer because he's literally invulnerable with his back to a wall and shield down
Gee whiz, it's like you've literally never played the game for more than 10 minutes on Drizzle. But surely that cannot be the case, right? I mean, you'd know that's complete bullshit and everything, so surely you must be jesting.
>>323339692
>implying neo-/v/ wants to be challenged physically or mentally in games
You're a dumbass for thinking otherwise
Random image unrelated.
>>323340046
i 100%ed ROR two years ago, maybe they patched it so that isnt the case anymore, he used to be beyond OP, especially if you abused the ladder invulnerability glitch like a faggot.
>>323340639
>i 100%ed ROR two years ago
Wow, ain't that a grand achievement. Not like you can do it in a few hours or anything.
Also, Enforcer was never that OP. You can always get fucked in the ass, quite literally.
>>323337254
open
>>323337254
in lobby
GET IN WHILE IT'S HOT
>>323339289
back in busimess get your butts on here
>>323339289
Open again.
___________________________________________
############################################################################################
FATAL ERROR in
action number 1
of Step Event0
for object oP:
Unable to find any instance for object index '-4' name '<undefined>'
at gml_Script_step_player
############################################################################################
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
stack frame is
gml_Script_step_player (line 0)
gml_Script_step_cons
gml_Object_oP_Step_0
FUCK
>>323339289
We're in lobby again. Now is the time to join.
>>323344070
stay off the ladders you bloody nonce
Reminder that meteor a shit and ur a faget if you use it. That means you, Kyza.
>>323344192
It wasn't even teleporting you asswipe. there were still 60 seconds to go.
I thought they updated so it works with steam friends?
>>323345004
Nope.
>>323337254
in lobby
>>323337254
open
>>323337254
GET IN HERE FAGS
>>323346920
Oh wow... thanks game... you crashed literally 30 seconds in.
Thanks for the game host
>>323339289
WE WON BOYS. I crashed also. Lobby coming back in a moment.
>>323339289
i am in a eternal conection should i still wait?
anyone still hosting?
>tfw you will never get past the snow level because you either keep dieing or crash.
>>323349784
Ancient Valley is the best level tho.
>>323349784
>>323350698
>tfw your stuck playing soldier and enforcer with no artifacts for the rest of your life.
>>323339289
Back online.
>>323350918
I can host a casualfag game if you want. Unlock some shit, etc.
>>323350918
You unlock the Bandit by beating 3 levels. Consider suicide if you can't do that.
>>323351186
failing to connect.
Open lobby when?
>>323352569
we want a lobby
>>323352569
>>323352630
15 minutes. I'm still eating.
>>323352734
>taking 15 minutes to eat
>>323353009
I'm not some kind of barbarian.
>>323353160
>not putting all your food in a bowl and eating it with a fork and spoon
>>323353160
You're right. A barbarian wouldn't waste that much time on eating. He'd be done in 5 minutes and going back to raping and pillaging.
Mike please come back, I wish to hear more tales of your evangelical band
>>323353351
i think thats the point he was making
>>323353272
>not mixing your food in a blender and drinking it through a straw while playing
>>323354357
>not consuming your own jizz mixed with breast milk for nourishment
Not even joking, you can literally eat only that and nothing else and fully survive.
>>323354656
you can eat only insects for a living, that doesnt mean you should
Hey so my game is being all weird. When I host it looks like this. However, I have been hosting with
IP: 73.15.219.30
Port 11100
Try to join. If you can't let me know so I can troubleshoot.
>>323354809
You can't survive on insects alone. Not enough minerals and vitamins. Jizz and breastmilk, on the other hand, is literally the ultimate food.
>>323354928
i have a hard time beliving that
>>323354856
It's working. Everyone get in here.
>>323355021
Look it up. Babies survive on nothing but breast milk for months. Add jizz to that to compensate for the extra protein you need as an adult, and it works out.
when lobby is up pls notify
>>323355615
How much jizz are we talking about?
>>323356463
Plenty. Nothing that a NEET couldn't produce on a daily basis, though.
>>323354856
Crash. Back in a moment.
>>323358834
waiting
>>323354856
Lobby open again. Join now.
>>323360646
>>323360646
dam is only say connecting and nothinfg happend
New host
IP: 98.118.186.170
PORT: 11100
>>323362595
fail :/
>>323354856
Open again. Join us..
i want to play
>>323354856
Crash part 2. Lobby is open again
so, hosting right now?
>>323367241
We're in a game. (>>323354856)
>>323354856
Open. Join now
>>323354856
IT WORKS
>>323368532
damn too late
crashed LEL
We're still here. Lobby's open. Join quick or we'll leave without you.
ayyy
>>323372368
tfw too late to play
>>323372368
Crash. Lobby will return after these messages.
ayy
>>323374590
When I say "these messages" I mean right now, in case you're retarded. Unless you join in the next few moments we're leaving.
>>323375209
>>323372368
just joined thread. waiting for next round.