Which one of these starter Pokemon should i lick?
the frog because he evolves into a badass ninja frog with a tongue scarf.
smogon is a fucking joke, the only real competitive scene in Pokemon is VGC.
Anyway, Water types are always GOAT, so pick Froakie. (It isn't OP without its hidden ability so you are just getting a Decent Water type).
>great gen pick
>shit starter pick
He's trying to have fun anon. Not get get stuck with the worst starter of all time
>Chespin is trash
Bait harder faggot. Greninja is only good with its DW ability and the fox is always useless. Chespin is objectively the best Starter.
Pick Chespin because his final evo design is the best out of all 3.
The game came out 2 yrs ago anon. Christ, wheres a slowpoke pic when you need one?
Chespin is based on the spiked chesnut, so licking that is right out. You'll poke you're tongue.
Fennekin is furry, so you'll get fur in your mouth potentially.
Froakie is smooth and easy to lick, but we all know that licking toads gives you warts.
I'd say just lick Fennekin on the nose or something, if you absolutely have to, but the better choice would be to not lick ANY of them.
Pick Water if you want to have a good time
Pick Fire if you are edgy
Pick Grass if you are a masochist
This has been the rule since the beginning
if the games had actual difficulty, maybe
>They're all shit, Gen 6 is shit, you are shit, and let me bring out my charts to tell you why
No thank you
> Fennekin is a fuckable feral fox
> Which evolves into a fuckable biped fox.
> Which evolves into a fluffy, milfy humanoid fox.
Those fucking nips sure know what they're doing.
this to be honest family
If you're going for power, Chespin is the strongest choice until you get better options later. It gets Rollout which cleans up the first gym better than the other 2 starters regardless of Chespin's type disadvantage.
>sexualizing the phox line
There isn't even a term for how bad you are.
They're already sexual, I'm just being a honest degenerate and admitting I'd fuck those portable, living, fox-themed fleshlights.