To make this more interesting don't name the game so others

2-4 players try to battle each other in this party game

>>323310041
A dumbass kid goes on a long winded adventure to search for his two of his friends, completely forgetting all concern for the safety and well-being of his parents and other minor friends.

>>323310934
Fusion Frenzy? Mario Party?

>>323312161
keep guessing

>>323310934
Dokapon Kingdom?

Go back and forth between dark and light versions of the same room and then hunt for invisible keys

pushing a plank of wood along, for the third time.

>>323310041

There is bunch of meme mary sue characters and they kill each other for close to no reason. You play as some bland, self insert and officially, you have to solve who killed who by fascinating gameplay composing of point and click on everything until the game tells you you have what you need, but unofficially it's another weeb waifu simulator in which each bitch you talk to 6 times craves your dick. Also, it tries to be super edgy tryhard with its themes, not to mention the main plot point makes LITERALLY no sense. Avoid, avoid, avoid.

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>>323312423
keep trying lol

>>323310934
playstation allstars?

Hit the monster, don't get hit

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>>323312748
nope

>>323312763
dark souls

>>323312763
monster hunter

>>323310934
It's smash

You play as a chef with ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL tier hair whose lack of health insurance leads him on a journey to save a loli.

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>>323313045
yes

So, you are this autistic waifubait lesbian and you collect flowers to save your sister. You are accompanied by bunch of equally shitty, one-dimensional characters, just so fat otakus would buy this shit. The game relies heavily on its crafting system as its selling point. but since EVERYTHING takes time away from the game, have fun exploring 5% of all craftable objects and using the same shit over and over, because you don't have time to do anything else than complete the main quest. Also, as far as the 'story' goes, you walk from location to location, collect flowers and constantly fight recollors of LITERALLY 5 (I shit you not) enemies over and over again.

You spend ages grinding to get a good party, then some jerk on horseback oneshots you and you're back to square one.

>>323313268
nigga that was the easiest one, I guessed smash right from the beginning.

A bunch of aliens get laid

>>323310041
The most angst ridden, stereotypical Japanese antihero you could imagine goes on a quest to avenge the leader of his church and save his adoptive sister. There's lots of bad music and area design, cutscenes are so stupid it's nearly unwatchable, and when you finally finish that guy's story you take on the role of one of the antagonists and play the fucking game backwards. You transfer all your points to the new character so you basically have a mostly upgraded character you've never used before to grapple with. A handful of enemies have no discernable weak points (without what most would assume are exploits) and the exploration and puzzle aspects are pitiful.

>>323311974
Kingdom Hearts

You live in a world run by videogames. And I mean EVERYTHING is run by videogames. Even things that don't make sense.

>>323313701
Ass effect?

>>323310041
Anytime a boss hits you ever you have to go into a bunch of menus just to fight him optimally, and it's not an RPG.

Everyone spams fireballs and dps, and most of the cast are clones.

Street Fighter

>>323313681
figured party game gave it away

>>323313838
Applicable but no

>>323313339
One of the atelier games

the game is shit
its sequels are even worse
the spinoffs are ridiculously shit but somehow people love them and claim it's the best thing ever
easy mode: the game is shoot and loot

so you live like a hobo undeground and one day you go out in a mission to kill some niggers that are about to rape your hobo comunnity of mushroom tea makers.

>>323313925

yes, Ayesha

>>323314009
borderlands

>>323314098
precisely

>>323313730
dmc4
ez

Before we start, keep in mind this is the year 2015+1. And so, lo and behold a game. About 2-dimensional knights with no personality of differences other than their color. Who fight each other in a bunch of minigames. Let me add than other than directional buttons you have 1 (ONE) other button - the attack button. That's literally it. Sounds like a Newgrounds game from 2004? well, too bad, since this game came out in 2015 and costs 20 euro. You would have to be complete retard to buy it.

I don't think anyone will get it, so it's Knight Squad. God, I love this game

>>323313838
OP said to make it sound shitty, not better

Grown ass men kill each other over a little girl. it's not my favorite game but I like it

>>323310041
>one map
>only 5v5
>same map, every time
>characters that on the outside look like they play the same
>russians
>toxic community

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A cookie cutter JRPG protag finds a sword, and learns that the power of friendship triumphs over everything.

Hint: are you feeling it?

>>323313780
yup

>>323314556
Olathe 4 lyfe.

>>323314631

Xenoblade

>>323312642
Danganronpa, sorry you feel that way, I hated the end-game explanation for it all too. Thankfully the sequels are better

>>323314242
I didbt know it was supposed to be hard to get until I read the thread

DMC4's problems are so specific though, I'd probably have struggled to be ambiguous if I'd tried

console fps

The zombie apocalypse has struck about 1% of the earth and the rest of humanity is perfectly fine, but people wander inside anyway just so they can shoot each other with guns that have an accurate range of ten feet.

>>323314770

I don't feel that way at all mate, the OP says to describe my favorite game as shitty as possible, so I did

Man, I love all the Dangans and Ronpas, even the shooting game.

Some dumbasses do some dumbass experiment and send out a distress signal and you get stuck on a dead planet reading history books and space diaries for five hours.

>>323314619
CSGO?

skeleton and goat love

Go to high school to learn how to fight in war!

Easy mode: Our team medic has a crippling fear of blood so I shot myself and told her to save me so she could get over it

Super casual mode: The same woman is also color blind. We allowed her to attempt disarming a bomb that involves cutting specifically colored wires.

Your friends with teens who either hate each other or don't,they barely have any personality most of the time they're just bland as hell.You also spend the entire game in fucking dungeons

>>323314896
Killzone?

You're forced to spend time with retards because some asshole in an elevator told you so.

>>323315224
>entire game in one fucking dungeon

>>323315224

Persona 3? I remember spending incredible amounts of time in fucking Tartarus and it's true most of the team weren't friends.

you kill people because you are told to

>>323315313

>>323315414

>>323315414
Yep

>>323315447
Could it be a shit game with mechanics and gameplay completely detached from the story?

>>323314953
Fuck, I forget the subtext of this damn thread. I didn't think I would enjoy Ultra Despair as much as I did, but it was entertaining after you got skills to adjust the cursor movement.

I think the strangest thing about the game is that it actually made me like toko as a character, I fucking hated her in the first game, but after she verbally berated haji and komaru for being cowardly I was like "huh, this chicks tolerable now".

Full disclosure I'm glad the kids all lived they'd been through enough shit already.

>>323315447
Hitman

>hated by a lot of people
>drastic change in gameplay
>becomes less of what it was and closer to cod
>more people like it
>less people play it
>console

The game is just basically a dumb down censored version of a more popular game from the same company.You play as a loli with a god complex who goes to different worlds just fuck em up because she thinks they're pretty.

>>323315663
nope

>>323315691
>more people on /v/ like it **
fuck sorry

>>323315652
Also the light novel spinoffs are enjoyable as well
DR0 is entertaining for it's background on how it all happened
DR IF should be made into an OVA
and Ultra Despair Hagakure is entertaining for yashuhiro's retarded ways to get money to pay off his debt to a yakusa group that has more than likely been eliminated thanks to the apocalypse

Only one I haven't read is Kyoko's backstory

>>323315652
>I think the strangest thing about the game is that it actually made me like toko as a character, I fucking hated her in the first game

Same here.

I'm also glad pretty much everyone but Hina's brother lived. Despair and all is cool, but when you kill most of your interesting cast, including main villain, in the first game and then you have to try your hardest to untangle that, this is true shooting yourself in the knee

>>323310041
Furry teenagers in mechs save the world
Also lolicon?
>"Rated E10+ for ages 10 and up"

>>323315010
deadspace
>>323315447
bioshock

>>323315873

Dunno what it is, but I wanna play it now

Our character survives something that would kill anyone for sure, and then wrecks up perfectly fine status quo.

>>323310041
You just keep beating the shit out of asian soldiers.

There's supposedly some plot or story to it but everyone skips the cutscenes and massacres more gooks.

Hint: MY AMBITION CANNOT BE STOPPED

>>323316092
Don't forget about chihiro's father talk about cruel irony with that one. I agree though that I feel the author feels bad for killing so many characters and now he's trying to make amends by killing as few as possible. Especially given how DR2 played out and the fact that he didn't want to do another killing game for the danganronpa 3 anime, because it would be "too painful"

You at Dango with a little girl

>PC
The UI is so unbelievably shitty and obtuse that Dwarf Fortress seem a casualized game with huge "DO THIS THING" flashing on the screen
To compound the problem you have to do a fuckton and a half of shit just to get the most bare-bones of stuff built.
You have to transport stuff from one place to the next but there is little to no automation so you have to set orders every time something changes.
It's also made in a ancient programming language that run like shit on modern hardware.

>Console
You play either as generic soldier #42435, flying chick with more skin exposed than a brazilian porn star, a guy that is literally useless and needs someone else to let him attack at all and a slow armored fuck that takes forever and a half to run 100m and get killed in seconds despite being "the heavy armor guy"
The enemies animations are janky as fuck, a 3 years with a 2002 era animation program butt stomping the keyboard would do better.
The gameplay is like Dinasty Warrior, tons of enemies that die in droves, grind for weapon, repeat at higher difficulty (that just means inflated HP and damage)

>>323310041

The graphics were shit even for the time, a lot of the weapons are useless and deal little damage. Plus you need to 'charge' your weapon so you can actually hit things

>>323316491
The plot kinda turned to shit with DR2 desu , would have been better if they were still the remnants of despair but had their memories wiped with their permission to stage another killing game to create more despair.
I didn't like the whole rehabilitation angle.
Ending the game with them becoming the new baddies of DR3 would have worked way better

>>323316674
Megaman?

Some old bitch tricks you to go, to the fucking moon just to fight another old bitch.

>>323316779

Not even close

Your success depends on RNG and the writing just imitates another writer.

Sorry stupid ass the nuke is on another planet

>>323310041
A college student fucks around and does indescribable damage to the fabric of time and history, unintentionally forcing him to betray and break the hearts of each of his friends

>>323315447
Hotline miami

You command a handful of characters in a war and everyone is shit for a long time.
Also there's the RNG that seems to be on the enemy side.
>70 hit chance
>miss
>enemy has 30 hit chance
>fucking critical
And it's a permadeath game

>>323317175
Steins:Gate?

>>323317258
XCOM ez
Alternatively: Fire Emblem

>>323317258
Making it a little too easy, x-com.

>>323317282
El psy kongaroo!

>>323314619
Are you sure wanna say DOTA2 is your favorite game?
Not judging, just honestly curious

>>323317258
There's also 3 characters of the same class. One is shit, the good one has a retarded face and the other one is shit and has a retarded face.

>>323310041
Dindus kill a hero from an earlier game.
This is a good thing apparently.

>>323310041
double tap wasd simulator

>>323314910
Stalker?

>>323317679

Unreal Tournament?

>>323317656
Prototype 2

you sneak around terrorists because your stupid character can't land one shot to save his sorry ass. plot is terrorists and plagues. sequels are shit btw

>>323317887

Deus Ex, ez

>>323317887
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?

>>323317818
nope

3 moons
1 clown

>>323318047
2who?

You stare at a map waiting for things to happen.

>>323317887
frick person minecraft style game?

>>323318254
yep

>>323317998
and yet many people wont get it

You have to move to a new city and get a shitty job. One of your best friends wont let you join him unless you prove yourself to his entire faction. Then you need to complete the most generic fantasy plot ever. There may or may not be some gay ass pirates.

>>323310041
a stupid dog has to fight a bunch of japanese shit

The game is inspired by one of the most overrated franchises ever.
To begin, the graphics are really hit or miss. The combat is fucking shit and piss easy, and here is no depth in it
The special mechanic of the game ruins it's pace and is one of the dumbest ideas ever created.
The songs are not bad, but get ready to listen to them over and over during the 30 hours this piece of shit lasts (by the way, the all last around a minute, then they loop)
The dungeons are short as fuck
Retarded sidequests like finding dogs are everywhere
To make it even better, you have to carry with you an annoying faggot during the game
Oh, and I hope you like fighting the same boss 3 different times

>>323315137
fucking undertale

>>323318321
sounds like Pandemic desu

>>323318617
Okami

>>323318617
Okami
>>323318657
One of the elder scrolls games?

you slice robots to the sound of edgy music

>>323316774
So when the game is over they realize they are the remnants of despair and just pick up where they left off? I don't think that would have worked, that doesn't spread despair as well as junko hijacking their bodies also that creates fewer soldiers for despair. But, if it's any consolation, Komaeda is still fucked in the head, memories or not.

This all still works, the next game takes on a new cast and a new environment, (though I know they're gonna tie it into DR 1 and 2 somehow). Being that the creator is friends with the creator of zero escape and he wanted to set the game in the future to possible toy with time travel, I wouldn't be surprised if it ends with the remaining students going back to prevent the tragedy.

Then I have no damn clue how the anime is gonna play out, the only villain is monaka and the only plot point to play off is makoto getting shit on for harboring fugitives.

>>323318809
>>323318812
yup

>>323310041
You're a piece of fucking paper and all you do is fight other pieces of paper. SHIT GAME.

>>323317885
nope

>>323318814

MGR

>>323318990
yeh

one dude almost get killed by doing his job but some people reanimate him in an expensive way for free but he isn´t cool with it even when he gets a lot of awesome abilities

You are a space grill that shoots stuff in a terribly designed Maze of backtracks and shit with power ups hidden in shitty places invisible to the eye and doesn't explicitly tells the mechanics of the game

>>323317885
That was my guess

>>323313202
Cooking Mama?

>>323318927
paper mario, or that vita game

>>323319117
human revolution
>>323319175
metroid

>>323319117
Doo Sex: Golden Shower edition

another dude almost get killed by doing his job andsome people reanimate him in an expensive way for free, he´s cool with it and he gets a lot of awesome abilities

You train for hundreds of hours in order to kill a bee.

>>323310041
Some autistic britbongs go on an oh-so-original quest for revenge, with the stereotypical bland blond protagonist, the silly but reliable friend, the fanservice titty monster, the generic badass, generic cute mascot thing, generic half-blood and literally a rip off of a previous concept from the same damn series. Join this ragtag crew as they cant remember what peoples voices sound like, find a magical macguffin sword, and ultimately, you guessed it, kill a god. This is a weeaboo game after all.

>>323319360
yeah

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very lackluster story about your son being the villain who you either kill or bomb boston

really fucking monotonous

>>323310041
You're supposed to be having a nice vacation but got framed and instead are playing janitor for the weekend

>>323319679
FO4.

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>>323319689
do you do it for free?

You play arguably the worst character of all time, and the controls are awful,. The story doesn't make any sense at all. The framerate can't keep steady for twenty seconds, and things only begin to make sense on subsequent playthroughs, which no one should enjoy doing since the aforementioned shiftiness of the entire product

As a hint, the game isn't old, so the controls aren't bad because of it being an on old thing.

>>323319679
you're supposed to make it sound shitty, not exactly as it is

a NY cop who loves to jump shoots a lot

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you pick one of 6 races which are all pretty much copies of each other, just different textures slapped on each other and then you do big battles and build shit while listening to the units moanings on repeat everytime you click them

some retards want to drink from your skull

A postman loses a package.

Shit ass Zelda clone with only like five dungeons, and you fight the same boss three times

>>323320042
M&B 4 lyfe

Decoy
Decoy
Berserk
Reflect
Curaga

>>323320042

Mount & Blade: Warband

You can't secure a decent salary, you're despised by all people who are better of than you, and you try to udergo as little human interaction as possible, maybe because everyone you meet keeps swearing at you.

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>>323319903
but anon, isnt the game shitty as it is?

jk, enjoying the game right at this moment

It's a remake of the original game but they tacked on a stealth segment at the end that doesn't really belong.

You become friend with a overgrown lizard and go on a murderous rampage against NotSpain in a setting that hates any and all nice things and it's generally a horrible place to live.

The last mission is a QTE/Rythm game and a big FUCK YOU to the player

>>323313701
Duke Nukem Forever?

>>323320137
r-real life?

you play as an amnesiac belt and zipper aficionado that play cards with imaginary monsters in the name of friendship

You are in a open world very closed without car driving where everyone wants to figth for some reason and there are plotwist in almost every cutscene

You are a furfag thief with two ragtag orphan pals of yours, that beat the shit out of people with a mace to save the world.

>>323310041
Kid gets a key to fight darkness. He constantly bitches about friendship. His friend is an emo stereotype. His love interest hardly gets any time with him yet we're somehow supposed think they're a couple. Oh and they all have keys now. The main villain looks like my psychologist. The story is convoluted and borders nonsense. He fights a boat, though.

you go in an helicopter
you do some stuff
you go back in a helicopter

Repeat during +100 hours

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Nanomachines in the wild wild west

>>323319851
yes

>>323319185
Nah nigga, not even close.
I guess another hint is that it's a jrpg.
It's also not my favorite, but I did enjoy it.

Edgelord McSliceNDice can beat towering machines but can't do shit against an elected official

>>323320537
Kingdom Hearts
>>323320705
MGS5

This one faggot is running around complaining about Strife all the time

>>323320864
I PLAYED COLLEGE BALL SON!
>kick, cue crowd cheering

>>323312526
Metroid Prime 2 possibly?

>It has a pretentious story and SJW agenda
>One of the main characters is an edgelord
>Forced lesbian romance
>Terrible fanbase that makes 2deep4u theories about a missing character
You should be able to solve this.

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>>323310041
It's a game about walking at a pace of a fucking snail back and forth through a maze-like city EXCLUSIVELY PAINTED in shades of lovely brown and grey, and trying to not die of the sniffles in the process.
That is virtually all you do. Walk. Then talk to some asshole for a few minutes, then walk back. If you try to get smart and take a shortcut: a magical two feet fence or a pipe stands in your way. Enjoy your walking back, asshole.

Oh yeah, and did I mention the WHOLE game is on a timer? Yeah, the whole game is on a timer. They time your slow-ass crawl and lack of a sprint button. Take too long in your walks, and you failed the quest.
And to make things even funnier: some of the quests can't be finished, no matter what you do, because the game is a dick. In fact, most quests actually don't reward you for completing them. So enjoy spending your precious resources and time (remember, the game is timed, so you just wasted time you could have been spending on making sure you won't die in your sleep today) on a quest that gets you "thanks, I guess" and a pat on your back.

Oh yeah, and there are three playable characters, but they all play through the same timeline. Yet each character witholds some of the key parts of the story from you. You have to finish the game three times to actually even get what the fucking story is about.

It also looks like ass, even for over a decade old game. And don't even get me started on how broken the combat and stealth is.

So yeah. My favorite game of all time. Go figure.
Pic unreleated, by the way. It's not Cradle.

>>323318812
Not even close mate

>>323310041
medieval ballet with swords

Some generic dragon steals your heary, you kill it and you go into a fucking unneeded pit and kill things to become a retard omnipresent god and kill yourself

>>323321265
blundertail

>>323320278
Yeah you fucking taffer

>>323321290
Pathologic

>>323321290
pathologic, easy

>>323320250
Drakengard 1 or 3
The rythm game at the end gives it away pretty easy

>>323321668
>blunder
Word's that have lost their meaning.

Even tho you lose and the world is fucked,you somehow win

You need to fulfill your friends dying wish. Things quickly spiral out of control and you must go on a quest involving the rival dragon, secret society mobsters, feral tigers, and grown men in diapers

>>323320447
Sly cooper

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>>323321762
>>323321882
Yeah. I did not expect it to be hard for anyone who had played the game.

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>>323321883
Ding Ding Ding!

>floaty garbage
>aim assist

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You are a zombie trying to kill a god because he fuck up your girlfriend and friends

>>323321927
Yep, that's correct.

Damm, though I was gonna be ignored till the end of the thread, nice to know we still have a few people here that know the best trilogy in the ps2.

>>323321514
That game where you must abandon all delusions of control

>>323310041
A Mary Sue furry explores a cartoonish version of ancient grorious nippon, accompanied by an extremely annoying flea companion, and uses a paintbrush as a weapon against enemies such as a stomach virus and a fetus. Has actual piss and shit mechanics.

>>323322292
Updated my journal: somebody posted about Planescape Torment

>>323310041
Yet another furry platformer. But this one wants a more jaded audience.

>>323322491
OW
the
edge

>>323322487

Nope keep trying

You're stuck in a mall for three days.
That's about it.

>>323313885
MGS3.

>>323322830
You got it, homey.

It's a fanboys dream, seeing their favorite movie characters and video game characters interact.

>>323322668
Dead Rising?

Turns out you actually die when you're killed

>>323320064
FO : NV

other people will be better and luckier than you and mistakes are very costly

the ranking system is beyond fucked and means very little

>>323320717
mgr?

people hide proofs literally in their pockets

>>323323114
Yep.
It then progresses to you being stuck in a small town of fortune, and then a whole city of the lost

>>323323438

way of the mark

>>323313885
mgs3

>>323323284
Without fucking doubt Counter-Strike: Global offensive. Fuck the ranking system in the ass.

>>323314631
Secret of Mana

>>323322491
Bloody Trapland.

It's a frustratingly slow game about furries that can't steal anything saving the world from death itself, I guess?

A massively overrated too deep for you arthouse game where you play as some asshole kid who runs around murdering giants for some dead girl.

You're stuck on a different planet. It's a lot more than you can manage. But you have to keep on standing.

>>323324063
SotC

A bitch you're fucking get's murdered and the local law enforcement blames you with little to no evidence.

So you spend the entire game either brutally murdering others or being a fucking saint. whatever floats your boat.

>>323324063
Attack on Colossus

You play as a fucking dead cat

Teenagers learns to use the power of friendship to beat the grim reaper and bring themselves back to life. Wearing the right trendy clothes and badges makes friendship do more damage (clothes come in such recognisable favourite brands as "generic gothic", "generic hip-hop looking baggy stuff" and "generic emo-y looking stuff".

>>323323785
nailed it, bro

the rank shift was a good idea but was too much at once, all the people deranking rapidly made mid rank games horrible like they were filled with smurfs

>>323310041
8bit 2d God of War but it copies Zelda 2 and the bad guy is from that Disney Hercules movie.

>>323324063
shingeki no colossus

>Do what the fuck we tell you and we'll let you live peacefully with your family
>SIKE NIGGA WE STILL GONE KILL YO HONKY ASS

>>323324380
The World Ends With You

>>323324672
RDR

>grindy as fuck
>2007

>>323325132
Yep

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>>323310041
Roy Mustang and Cole Train go to Japan and save the world from waifu bots.

>>323310041
Some dumbass dinosaur helps this stupid bitchbutt baby find his gay twin brother.

You try to raise a nation and become king through endless military conquest al overl the land. you'll fail miserably multiple times and rather than die you will lose everything you've worked hard to build up.

>>323325262
Binary Domain

>>323324735
Yup.

>>323325389
Yep

Similar to the previous installment, but now with a desert, and a power up to be either an edgy grimdark faggot , or a normal faggot

>>323325683
Jak 3?

>>323325683
Jak 3

>>323318657
Kingdom Hearts

>>323314465
Fuck you I knew it was Knight Squad. Read the OP nigger.
Also yeah its pretty neat I played it at PAX

>>323325683
Jak 2?

>>323325784
>>323325764
Yup

>>323325982
It was Jak 3. 2 would've been:

New facial hair gives you the power of being a twat

Crying on some shit and there's some bible shit and you're a baby.

you only press right and jump and ocasionally becames invincible

Play the same game three times with a new characters while starting completely over each time.

Play as a demon kid with daddy issues and a beta bitch made faggot,the gameplay is a cluster fuck filled with shit loads of mechanics and statues effect that the game doesn't even fucking explain how they work

>>323315186
dipshit chronicles

>>323326335
Binding of Isaac

>>323326396
fuck undertale

>>323326382
Mah-ree-oh

>>323326521
It's actually not undertale

play a team-based fps with furfags and 13 year olds

>>323310041
I no longer know what my favorite game is.

>>323326396
kingdom hearts bbs

>>323310041
story is full of edgy characters
story is linear
graphics are outdated
some of the cutscenes are using the shit ingame engine
despite the prerendered cutscenes are good there are only a few of them
there are 2 types of missions:
build your base then kill the opposing one
or try to rambo with 6 units
too much micro
chris metzen is half of the voice cast
music is okay i guess

the game is so bad that they made an mmo and a moba out if it instead the 4. one

>>323326396
I don't think it is, but Birth By Sleep?

>>323326809
Yup. Playing through this right now, and im already annoyed with being level 1 again.

>>323326848
warcraft?

>>323326413
I'm interested.
DMC?

>>323326413
Ico?

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>>323310041
you play as an orphan who saves his summer camp in this clunky collect-a-thon platformer, and the terrible last level is the cherry on top.

the whole game was made by the biggest fuckwad meme dev of all time

You play a female leather daddy who spends most of the game game taking care of herself

>>323310041
You clash "statboxes" around with your mouse into other "statboxes".

That's basically it with some city management for getting better shit.

>>323327210
psychonauts

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A squat-walking simulator where you have to avoid black dildoheads and feelguys for the entirety of the game, squatwalking from point a to point b as main objectives.

Joust in a place where it makes zero sense and attempt to kill your ptsd suffering friend.

Get called a demon for how many people you kill, regardless of how hard you try to be a good person

>>323327235
Civilization

>>323327210
2 easy

>>323313202
Nier?

>>323326957
It was indeed

>>323327340
close. It got somewhat better management of the statboxes at a battlefield.

A cool dark fantasy world that doesn't try to be edgy and the only thing you can do is steal shit everywhere.

its a minecraft style of game and the only cool part is they talk about me being a frickin super soldier or something
too subtle?

>>323326521
Classic /v/, doesn't even play video games.

>>323327583
Thief

Game gives the illusion of choice throughout, though it only changes the final cut scene. All the models have grotesque proportions, and it's not even possible to unlock all the powers

>>323327097
>>323327132
No

you can't even aim up or down and nobody plays online anymore

>>323328001
doom

>>323327818
fallout 4?

The goal is to get to the ultimate place to do the thing.
Before you do that, you must first complete several mini goals. That is, you must travel to a bunch of places and do the same thing you want to do at the ultimate place, only on a smaller scale.
In between going to these places you have to do the thing on an even smaller scale.
Between those things, you might sometimes randomly have to do the thing. But you can usually avoid doing the thing in that case, if you want to.

The game literally never changes, but you will keep buying it, and keep playing it, in order to do the thing.

Aliens with boundary issues try to stop your from finding your girlfriend and going home.

Low poly shit textured flamenco plane jousting.

>>323328001
Age of mythology

You start the game and you're dropped in a shitty cave, almost naked, and every single monster can kick your ass. Then you get out and you're in an open world filled with literally nothing. You can wonder for literally several real world days and find fuck all, so you're forced to rely entirely on the fast travel system.
Your main objective is barely detailed and you have to hunt down the people who can tell you more. All the NPCs look the same.

>>323327409
Oh cool.
Good taste.

>>323328238
WOW

>>323310041
A guy in an edgy costume jumps around with some bullshit powers trying to save some annoying fucking ungrateful girl because her mom got killed by some weird alien looking guys.

Grind for 30 minutes and hope your teammates aren't shit while getting yelled at in Russian.

>>323328567
no

>>323328571
Dishonored?

>>323328571
>>323327883
Dishonored, the both of you

>>323328729
Yep

>>323328571
What part of the assassins looks alien?

>game forces you to use a new mechanic that's way more complicated to be even close to reasonably powerful, and even then you need hours of trial and error to figure out what's viable
>main character is a fat piece of shit who's motivated only by food and stupid moralfag stuff
>fucking collect-a-thon for 100%
>can't get to the real final boss without collecting all the macguffins, some of which are in bullshit places you need a guide to figure out
>true final boss changes the gameplay completely, have to learn a whole new fucking game and his gimmick revolves around maneuvering slowly and clumsily through 3D space

>>323329079
Their masks remind me of the combine

>>323328567
I'll give you a hint.
There are 8 of these mini goals.

Your mom and your brother die in this RPG.

>>323329196
OK, I can see that.

hit it til it dies

>>323325346
Mount and Blade?

>>323313574
Mount & Blade.

you just want to enjoy your videogame tournament but people want to destroy the internet.

You spend all your time trying to get to where you need to go, only to be killed by people with better guns than you, or by your teammates.

>>323329380
..all of them

>>323330568
Battlefield?

>>323330194
battle network 4?

You stare at maps for fucking hundreds of hours.

>>323330568
Oh oh, Planetside 2!!
Especially if you play NC.

I love PS2.

>>323330805
>>323330973

Red Orchestra 2

I guess it could apply to any online shooter though.

Butt-ugly guy assembles a group of butthurts - among them a super wacky mascot-pet, some bitch with daddy issues, a whore, and a lolrandumb robot - to find out what happened on his last bender. It turns out he really hates himself, but that's solved with a brief heart to heart.

You stare at a map for hours with only mundane modifications added by your actions

>>323330820
3

>>323331382
Any grand strategy game

Action figures VS cartoon aliens

>>323331490
oh yeah, OP said favorite game.

no one's favorite is 4 I hope

>>323329783
correct

>>323329380
Mother 3?

A no-name employee gets a shitty job down with the untermensch while the bosses call her a tosser behind her back and a creep tries to date-rape her.

In the end by the power of deus ex machinas and lots of visits to gamefaqs she gets a promotion.

>>323310041
game where you run around with this little BITICH, and his BITCH ASS SWORD, and little shield, and just go HAH, HAH. Who wans'a play dat shit?

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>>323310041
A very two dimensional experience with tons of back tracking. Also very easy.

>>323310041
Fucking RTS where you win the battles no problem, but the game story has you retreating.
I'm not sure to call it RTS, since you don't have structures management. Only units.

You're a mook in a tank fighting against other mooks in tanks.
Puns aplenty.

>>323332436
Company of Heroes?

I don't play RTS

>>323332436
World in Conflict

>>323332761
Nope, that would be >>323333240

If I could I'd offer you this 9↗

>>323324217
Dishonored

>>323332436
Dawn of War 2?
Ground Control?

>>323334235
yup

>>323310041
Some kid goes on a murderous rampage after robots kill his almost girlfriend and then he becomes god

>>323310041
Lolis climb a really big tree and it's hard

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>>323335740
Bingo

>>323327270
Alien Isolation?

>>323335660
Uhhhh Etrian Odyssey?

>>323310041
Know how you hate it when games throw in a time limit just to fucking stress you out or make a boring section seem more intense? Well, the entire goddamn game is on a fucking timer! Graphically, it's also easily one of the laziest ever - the majority of assets are just blatantly ripped from another game. Also, the simple act of saving the game is a confusing, shitty mess.

Oh, and of course there's a shitton of glitches and it's super easy to make the game crash.

Fuck this game. 0/10, would never play again.

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>>323336521
yes

>>323336597
Majora's Mask

>>323336597
Fallout

>>323336760
Si senor

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At the end of the game you have to escort a hungry as fuck asshole through the jungle and she's really slow and it's probably the worst part of the series.

>>323336853
MGS3?

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>>323335923
>the monado has its own seat
Every time.

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>>323336853
MGS3

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>>323336853
>Eva escort

Hobo collects rocks and turns into a slug after performing pest control.
His friend is a cripple who speaks like a chav and his love interest is..
Fuck I can't find anything bad to say about her.

>>323312763
vidya games

>>323310041
It's a nice souls game but it's a PS4 exclusive,

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>>323336996
>>323337027
>>323337204
you got it hoss.

Let me try another.

There's some levels where you have to navigate a narrow-as-fuck bridge system while babies cry and it happens like, four times throughout the game. Each time it gets progressively worse, even though they're short.

>>323337335
>souls game
Wow, that does sound shitty

its like skyrim but you die by fire

>>323337337
MAX FUCKING PAYNE

How you been man?

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>>323337337
Max Payne.

My nigga you've got A+ taste.

>>323314556
Lisa

its about a war that teaches the way less interesting female protagonist about how genocide is bad when done on to you but then in an ironic twist makes her cause genocide on another country. the interesting characters have 0 development after their introduction except for the antagonist who gets a prequel game where you learn to feel for them before their lives turn to utter shit and thats even before you realize in the next game they all fucking die. the female protagonist also uses a big fucking sword like cloud even though she is literally 1/3rd of his size.

angel slave fuccboi is trying to save his edgelord master and then somehow his group of misfit slaves wins some grand war or something.

>>323318657
Brave Lee Dee Fault

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Antagonist kills you, then you kill antagonist, who you find out was sent by God, then you kill God, then you become God, then you kill yourself.

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>>323337505
>>323337520
As much as I love all three Max Payne games, those levels are terrible.
One more.

Before nearly every boss fight, a stupid fuckboy friend (who's different every time) you're trying to help says the exact same shit every time that forces the boss to turn evil. All of this could have been avoided if the person you're helping had a brain or one of your party members just told them to shut the fuck up.

>>323312526
Guacameele?

you play as a retard who beats people up by kicking them into the milky way and uhh....

who the fuck am i kidding, I can't say anything bad about godhand

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>>323337893

>>323312643
>rated M
>pegi 3

also : furry bait adventure 2, more casual than 1, you'll enjoy 25 levels and 5 easy af bosses

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>>323336853
eva escort wasn't even that bad

wasn't shit compared to the emma escort

>SWIMMING ESCORT MISSION WITH A CHILD

>>323337893
Dragon's Dogma?

Clunky combat.
Shit camera.
Terrible graphics.
Infinite grindfest.

>>323328238
lol Pokemon

>>323338475
Nearly any 3rd person action game.

>>323338314
I got through the Emma escort on my first try. It's a little annoying, but at least the Emma section didn't have any enemies.

Also I think Emma was like, 18.

>>323338431
Yes. Favorite game, garbage plot. Great characters, though.

>>323338475
Dark Souls.

>>323310041
best game in the universe, community is shit and autistic,

Wait thats all fucking video games

>>323310041
You play a mute kid who travels across the country taking money from strangers he beats in fights and throwing shit at random wild animals.

>>323310041
You play a really rich furry who likes to jump off buildings and punch crazy people in the face. He gets locked in a prison and has to punch his way out. Game has the shittiest combat of all time.

>>323339339
Pokemans.
>>323339632
Arkham City.

>>323338961
>DaS
>grinding
like we used to say, your momma grinds in souls games!

Some country asshole, a socially awkward girl, a womanizer, and a bitch who probably has multiple sticks up her ass go on a journey to stare at glowing rocks until they work just because some fairy bitch tells them to.

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>>323337909

>>323318927
Hearthstone