Will Xcom 2 give us snake men as well?
>/a/ ruins another fanbase by sexualising the game
ha le snek meme do I fit in yet?
I don't play the games I just come here for the imagedumps lol, as with my anime games and nintendo games on this board
but the devs literaly sexualised the game from the get go, their snake tits meme made the game known, not the gameplay.
Plus this is 2016, games should include gay stuff too, only on hetero tits!
>they are alien scum
>they smell bad
>sex with them is slippery and weird
>makes you a scalefag
>you cant have babies with them so its a lost cause
>you are betraying your kind if you have sex with them
>they are whores and will betray you
>ugly as fuck and dumb
shens daugter as waifu:
>human and member of xcom
>sex with her feels amazing
>makes you a hero and successful fighter
>you can ave babies with her and contribute to humanity
>you wont be betraying your kind
>loyal to you and humanity
>sexy and smart
>will make you free equipment
whats your excuse for being a dumb advent?
>They smell manly
>Sex with them is slippery and fun
>makes you a scalefag :3
>You cant have babies or diseases since it is cross species
>You are betraying a shitty kind for a superior race
>They are loyal husbandos who will see your worth
>sexy as hell
>shens Son as husbando:
>disgusting human being
>literally is human and behaves dumb as humans
>smells human and boring
>sex is meh
>is literally nothing in front of snake husbandos
>you are betraying cool aliens that could have offered you so much and so much love
>loyal to a shitty species
>dumb and meh
HUMAN SCUM BTFO
HUMAN SCUM ON SUICIDE WATCH
shen got no son
FUCK OFF SNAKE POSTERS
this much of a shitpost
faggots memed the snake tits. Who the fuck ever thought internet fags would get wet over a god damn snake. Mental illness.
XCOM 2 is known for being the sequel to XCOM, absolutely everyone is looking forward to the gameplay, it looks amazing.
>for the gameplay
>literally 4chan went up in snake tits meme in the first gameplay video
> Who the fuck ever thought internet fags would get wet over a god damn snake
Literally everyone with a brain knows people like furry/scalie stuff, only ignorant retards believe such things dont exists because they are mentally ill and want to live in a deluded bubble
>there is no competition
>implying bradford is not the best husbadndo in the universe
brah i turned gay for sexy bradford
bradford and it is confirmed by everyone
ALIENFAG BTFO EVEN HARDER THAN BEFORE
i posted these because I couldn't give two fucks about anybody or anything on this planet. And the reason for that is I find everybody's intellectual intelligence far less superior than our alien overlords. So I couldn't give two fucks about what happens to anybody or anything on this planet. In all honesty, if something does happen to all of humanity, I won't care either. I don't care if anything bad, or if anything good happens to humanity. I'll praise humanity, yeah, but I'm not gonna care. I may emphasize that I do, but I really won't. So here's a word of advice. you can comment on this and say whatever you want. I won't care, and nor will I comment back. Just know this. If the alien invasion happens, and I hate you all, if you all become xcom soldiers don't think I will not hesitate to kill you. Because as soon as I kill you while you're xcom, I will take your to aliens and sell your body to them. I will not care. I actually look forward to an alien invasion myself. A lot of people do. In fact, if an alien invasion happens, one of two things I'm doing is either A. going around and having sex with snake waifus, possibly making a harem B.killing Xcom soldiers, I won't care. But, I will definitely be killing people who are already in Xcom, trying to kill aliens. I will not care. I will not hesitate. You will die over and over again. I will make sure of that myself. Xcom is actually my forte. I have an arsenal of weapons down in my room. alien invasion, I welcome you. Gives me the reason to do the perfect murder. Kill somebody who isn't xcom, and say that they were xcom. They'll believe it too. I don't care about any of you, just putting that out there right now. It may look like I do, I honestly don't. I don't care.
Snakemen were a classic enemy from the old games.
They probably decided to include Snake women in this game instead as a form of equality. Sorry for the misunderstanding :^)
I am with you man, if that day ever comes i will gladly join the aliens and kill human scum!
We will make statues to our glorious new sexy overlords!
DEATH TO XCOM
This is the future of gaming, devs know the power of furfags and scalies
I saw this shit on beagle's stream last night. Normally I'd be annoyed at myself for falling for the spoiler but jesus fuck kill it all with fire.
nah this is proof that furfags and scalefags are cancer
they got some super power like Midas hand of gold but they turn anything they touch into a cesspool of cancer and faggotory
we both know that in every thread that we try to talk about the game itself there will be this cancer in form of shitpost turning a good discussion thread to a e621 porn dump
Aliens arrive in this earth in peace and try to help us make this place better and join them, they do that in form of a single governing body for around the world so countries become irrelevant and disappear.
Will you join the Aliens, help them, befriend them, have sex with them, etc in order to become a better being and be uplifted by them or will you refuse their gifts and be a speciest asshole and try to stop them by joining the XCOM project aka ISIS that is against aliens
this is the worlds shittiest poll
>WILL YOU DO A OR B?
>I DON'T KNOW
are you retarded
>being this ignorant and childish
make a poll that can actually be answered instead of wasting time trying to convince people you don't care you fucked up, retard
Or they will will turn you into green sectoid jizz rather than pay you.
>being this mentally fucked in the head he thinks he knows everything and everyone is certain of their choices
some people dont know which is the right choice you know, they arent retarded knowitalls like yourself
>do you join advent or xcom?
>I don't know
I mean I guess that makes sense as long as the information you're actually trying to glean from this poll is "are people more likely to align with an active faction (without specifying what faction) or stay an uninvolved civilian" because it sure as fuck doesn't give you any information other than that
the possible outcomes of your pool are:
>fuck yeah i will join xcom and resist them
>fuck yeah i will join aliens
>no i will join xcom and resist them
>no i will not join aliens and i will join xcom
>i dont know lol
So it's essentially just "do you want to bang a snek? yes / no / I'm an indecisive faggot", or am I missing something?
Lets get some data here as well
This one is a better poll, I promise
I don't think "hell yes" is a strong enough expression to properly express my feelings on this matter.
If there are snek tits, there must be snek testicles. I'll take the girl, you the guy. Deal?