XCOM 2

XCOM already has Snakemen

>>323303654
But they only features snaketits

>>323303491

How do you know the snake things arent males?

Just because they have breasts?

What if those are just poison glands

>>323303753
tits a clearly a female thing, and they are pretty feminine unlike snakemen

>>323303753
the same reason /fit/toids are male dumbass

they are crated using humans as a base

>>323303491
>Snakes with arms
>Snakes with tits
Xcom is shit and so are the devs

>>323304063
But the armors are needed so they can hold me from my love handles and fuck me hard.

Snake men are sexy

>>323304308
gaaaayyyy

>>323304308
>>>/e621/

>>323303753
Tumblr please go

>/a/ ruins another fanbase by sexualising the game
ha le snek meme do I fit in yet?
I don't play the games I just come here for the imagedumps lol, as with my anime games and nintendo games on this board

>>323305757
but the devs literaly sexualised the game from the get go, their snake tits meme made the game known, not the gameplay.

Plus this is 2016, games should include gay stuff too, only on hetero tits!

Is XCOM 2 PC exclusive? Will they release console port?

>>323306212
honestly i am smelling a scalie faggot in there

>>323306336
no they ll release it on ipad like the previous one, BTFO console pleb

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snek waifus:
>they are alien scum
>they smell bad
>sex with them is slippery and weird
>makes you a scalefag
>you cant have babies with them so its a lost cause
>you are betraying your kind if you have sex with them
>they are whores and will betray you
>ugly as fuck and dumb

shens daugter as waifu:
>human and member of xcom
>pure
>smells good
>sex with her feels amazing
>makes you a hero and successful fighter
>you can ave babies with her and contribute to humanity
>you wont be betraying your kind
>loyal to you and humanity
>sexy and smart
>will make you free equipment

whats your excuse for being a dumb advent?

>>323306850
I estimate a 80% chance I mod her and tygan out of my game.

>>323306850
>yfw your head will be bald during intercource

>>323306850
>shens daughter is in game
well to the trash goes the snekgrills

>>323306850
Fuck both those sluts, where's Bradford?

>>323306850
Boost is spelled wrong

>>323307518
it was a typing mistake and they fixed it
>>323307486
spot the gay

>>323307518
It's a snek in disguise

>>323303491
why is he all...drippy

is he covered in semen

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>>323307486
>>323307629
woops forgot the picture

>>323307056
>miss

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>>323306850
>snek husbandos:
>Cute alien
>They smell manly
>Sex with them is slippery and fun
>makes you a scalefag :3
>You cant have babies or diseases since it is cross species
>You are betraying a shitty kind for a superior race
>They are loyal husbandos who will see your worth
>sexy as hell

>shens Son as husbando:
>disgusting human being
>literally is human and behaves dumb as humans
>smells human and boring
>sex is meh
>is literally nothing in front of snake husbandos
>you are betraying cool aliens that could have offered you so much and so much love
>loyal to a shitty species
>dumb and meh


HUMAN SCUM BTFO

HUMAN SCUM ON SUICIDE WATCH

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>>323307919
shen got no son
ARGUMENT DENIED
ALIENFAG BTFO

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>>323303491
>>323304308
>>323307919

FUCK OFF SNAKE POSTERS

VIGILO CONFIDO
VIGILO CONFIDO
VIGILO CONFIDO
VIGILO CONFIDO
VIGILO CONFIDO
VIGILO CONFIDO

>>323308141
That means there is literally no competition, no wonder humans chose the sexy Alien husbandos


HUMAN SCUM BTFO TWICE

>>323306212
this much of a shitpost

faggots memed the snake tits. Who the fuck ever thought internet fags would get wet over a god damn snake. Mental illness.

XCOM 2 is known for being the sequel to XCOM, absolutely everyone is looking forward to the gameplay, it looks amazing.

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>>323308262
>for the gameplay
>literally 4chan went up in snake tits meme in the first gameplay video
> Who the fuck ever thought internet fags would get wet over a god damn snake
Literally everyone with a brain knows people like furry/scalie stuff, only ignorant retards believe such things dont exists because they are mentally ill and want to live in a deluded bubble

>>323308234
>there is no competition
>implying bradford is not the best husbadndo in the universe
brah i turned gay for sexy bradford
bradford and it is confirmed by everyone
ALIENFAG BTFO EVEN HARDER THAN BEFORE

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Help! The aliens are gonna shoot me!

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i posted these because I couldn't give two fucks about anybody or anything on this planet. And the reason for that is I find everybody's intellectual intelligence far less superior than our alien overlords. So I couldn't give two fucks about what happens to anybody or anything on this planet. In all honesty, if something does happen to all of humanity, I won't care either. I don't care if anything bad, or if anything good happens to humanity. I'll praise humanity, yeah, but I'm not gonna care. I may emphasize that I do, but I really won't. So here's a word of advice. you can comment on this and say whatever you want. I won't care, and nor will I comment back. Just know this. If the alien invasion happens, and I hate you all, if you all become xcom soldiers don't think I will not hesitate to kill you. Because as soon as I kill you while you're xcom, I will take your to aliens and sell your body to them. I will not care. I actually look forward to an alien invasion myself. A lot of people do. In fact, if an alien invasion happens, one of two things I'm doing is either A. going around and having sex with snake waifus, possibly making a harem B.killing Xcom soldiers, I won't care. But, I will definitely be killing people who are already in Xcom, trying to kill aliens. I will not care. I will not hesitate. You will die over and over again. I will make sure of that myself. Xcom is actually my forte. I have an arsenal of weapons down in my room. alien invasion, I welcome you. Gives me the reason to do the perfect murder. Kill somebody who isn't xcom, and say that they were xcom. They'll believe it too. I don't care about any of you, just putting that out there right now. It may look like I do, I honestly don't. I don't care.

>>323308465
Shut up and post more snakepecs.

>>323305031
WHAT DO I TYPE FOR GAY SNAKE MEN?
i got nothing good for gay snake men

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>>323303491
Snakemen were a classic enemy from the old games.
They probably decided to include Snake women in this game instead as a form of equality. Sorry for the misunderstanding :^)

>>323308887
Naga, Human, Gay

Least that's what I type into SoFurry search engine for my word porn

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FOR THE HUSBANDOS!

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>>323308678
I am with you man, if that day ever comes i will gladly join the aliens and kill human scum!

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We will make statues to our glorious new sexy overlords!

DEATH TO XCOM

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Mods will.

>>323303491
is he....melting?

>>323309610
i hope they are released soon, along with one where we join the aliens and help the alien snake men destroy xcom and at the end have a party together :3

>scefags found a reason th brong their cancer to /v/ again without getting banned

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>>323310492
This is the future of gaming, devs know the power of furfags and scalies

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>>323308607

I saw this shit on beagle's stream last night. Normally I'd be annoyed at myself for falling for the spoiler but jesus fuck kill it all with fire.

>>323310784
nah this is proof that furfags and scalefags are cancer
they got some super power like Midas hand of gold but they turn anything they touch into a cesspool of cancer and faggotory
we both know that in every thread that we try to talk about the game itself there will be this cancer in form of shitpost turning a good discussion thread to a e621 porn dump

>>323303710
that's because men don't have tits

>>323303865
I don't think tits a clearly a female thing

>>323306336
it will likely eventually come to consoles, but it wasn't developed concurrently due to poor sales on consoles so it may take a while

>>323309610
plop

>>323311480
they are round and feminine thus repulsive female ones.

Pecs are neither feminine nor round, they are MALE!
even moobs arent round

>>323309165
what is this from

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>>323311282

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Aliens arrive in this earth in peace and try to help us make this place better and join them, they do that in form of a single governing body for around the world so countries become irrelevant and disappear.

Will you join the Aliens, help them, befriend them, have sex with them, etc in order to become a better being and be uplifted by them or will you refuse their gifts and be a speciest asshole and try to stop them by joining the XCOM project aka ISIS that is against aliens

http://strawpoll.me/6491447
http://strawpoll.me/6491447
http://strawpoll.me/6491447

>>323311282
nah it is proof that you racist scum are dying out

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>>323312942

also on /int/
>>>/int/53329199

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>>323312942
this is the worlds shittiest poll
>WILL YOU DO A OR B?
>YES
>NO
>I DON'T KNOW
are you retarded

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>>323312942

>>323311736

Something I can't post on a blue board.

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>>323313629
>>323313825
>being this ignorant and childish

>>323314038
tantalizing

Will you be able to recruit the sneks via mind tricks?

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>>323314126
make a poll that can actually be answered instead of wasting time trying to convince people you don't care you fucked up, retard

>>323314319
via mods

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>>323308678
Or they will will turn you into green sectoid jizz rather than pay you.

>>323314419
>being this mentally fucked in the head he thinks he knows everything and everyone is certain of their choices
some people dont know which is the right choice you know, they arent retarded knowitalls like yourself

>>323309150
Pretty much this. Plus I sweat sneaks chest have been getting bigger with each game play they release.

Fireaxis is notorious for riding the fans rails.

>>323314737

They need a few hundred more gameplay trailers if they're going to get near the proper cupsize.

>>323314640
lmfao holy shit I'm getting trolled

>>323312942
Poll makes no sense.

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>>323314932
Or 1 mod

>>323313629
>>323314974

>guy asks a simple question
>poll makes no sense

what? it's literally join Advent or Xcom, whats so fucking difficult and cryptic?

>>323315338
they are those retarded kids who think they know everything so they CANT imagine someone being undecided, literally close minded as fag

>>323312942
fixed the poll with proxy voting
thank me later fellow snek lovers

>>323315338
>do you join advent or xcom?
>Yes
>No
>I don't know

I mean I guess that makes sense as long as the information you're actually trying to glean from this poll is "are people more likely to align with an active faction (without specifying what faction) or stay an uninvolved civilian" because it sure as fuck doesn't give you any information other than that

http://strawpoll.me/6491447/r
>YES WINNING
hahahahahha! Nice, glad to see not all humans are monsters.

>>323315560
i was wondering how it went from 8 votes behind to 2 votes ahead
snakes are da best

>>323312942

too bad xcom2 aliens are kid cartoon villains level, because that could be an interesting discussion

>>323315132

If it doesn't use Denuvo.

>>323316658
It doesn't, XCOM 2 was announced to be mod-friendly

>>323316658
XCOM2 has full mod support. I'm talking 50gbs of developer assets, dev tools, source code and the like

>>323316732
>>323316752

Well that's nice to hear.

>>323312942
the possible outcomes of your pool are:
>fuck yeah i will join xcom and resist them
>fuck yeah i will join aliens
>no i will join xcom and resist them
>no i will not join aliens and i will join xcom
>i dont know lol

>>323316898
Isn't that the point? Or is the poll maker just terrible in making polls
I honestly cant decipher

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>>323312942
So it's essentially just "do you want to bang a snek? yes / no / I'm an indecisive faggot", or am I missing something?

>>323317194
>anime art style

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>>323317363
Yes, and?

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Lets get some data here as well

This one is a better poll, I promise

http://strawpoll.me/6491883
http://strawpoll.me/6491883
http://strawpoll.me/6491883

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>>323317784

>>323317784
it's definitely less ambiguous, I'll give you that

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>>323317784
I don't think "hell yes" is a strong enough expression to properly express my feelings on this matter.

>>323317784
>touch her breast
>she tail slides around your body
>she breaks your backbone
>chips you and uses you as bait for xcom

>>323317784

>slimy

I thought snakes aren't slimy

>>323317784
>http://strawpoll.me/6491883
No because I am gay and don't like femininity, better go with Xcom in this poll

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>>323318175
they're not

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>>323318207
If there are snek tits, there must be snek testicles. I'll take the girl, you the guy. Deal?

>>323318207
we got the sexy bradford on this side

>>323318386
Sure then, I am ok with that.

I have XCOM: Enemy Unknown on Steam but never played it. Is it worth if I just want husbandos?

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>>323318467
Through snek, unity.

>>323318420
see >>323318467
you are losing people left and right, nobody wants to join your shitgroup ISIS

>>323318638
sorry, xcom one doesnt have anything aside from maybe grunts :\

only choice is to wait for xcom 2 and many mods