Why don't people speedrun Sony games?

>>323274454
these two soaking sluts show up at my door, they're getting a dosage of my 10" BBC.

Because there is already a fast forward button programmed on the remote

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>>323274516
Nobody is going to show up at your door Anon, nobody likes you.

Tomba 2 is probably the most famous speed running OP

>>323275072
lol shrimp dick white boi mad as fuck

They do

>>323275140
k

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>>323274454
They do. It's called fast forward.

>>323274454
you can't speedrun movies

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>>323274454
How do you speed run movies?

Hit the fast forward button.

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>>323274516
FREE PIZZA

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This entire movie is just rage incarnate.
>That stupid fucking ending.
What the fuck were you thinking Keanu?

The sony fan base isn't autistic enough for speed runs.

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>>323274551
BTFO

>>323274516
more like 2 inch dicklet

>>323275140
shitskins don't belong on 4chan

>>323274551
OH FUCK

>>323275491
This. But you pribably just trigged hundreds of people who will say its totally psycholigically nirmal, as they arrange their socks by color and length

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>>323275819
Based on your post I dont think it was others that were triggered by something.

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>>323274551
DELETE THIS

>>323275890
hello?

>>323274454
>>323274551
samefagged

>>323275969
Triggered

>>323274454
Because very few take skill to play, let alone speedrunning.

>>323276120
Have you actually seen someone speedrun a Sony game?

Crash, Spyro, Ratchet, Jak, Sly
They're pretty skill-heavy games

>>323274454
cutscenes: the QTE: the movie

>>323276959
> Crash, Spyro, Ratchet, Jak, Sly
yeah, what is common amongst them?

They were all aping Nintendo and they're all been abandoned by modern Sony for cinematic AAA-experiences

>>323274551
HOLY KEK MY SIDES

>>323276959
I didn't say all of them.
Also, this >>323277178

>>323274551

HUE

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>>323277178
I could not possibly convey the amount of disgust and exhaustion I feel reading this post.

What you just said has absolutely nothing to do with what I posted or replied to.
Not only that, but it's factually inaccurate as only one of the developers responsible for those franchises went on to make "cinematic AAA-experiences," and two of those franchises were "abandoned" due to contractual obligations completely out of the developers' or Sony's control.

>>323274551
BLACKED

>>323275691
What is the Black 4chan then, Anon?

>>323275691
Pigskins don't either

>>323277739
Tomorrow

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>>323274454
YOU SUCKED MY COCK

YOU BOTH FUCKING SUCKED MY COCK

I only need to know one thing about Knock Knock

Does Ana de Armas show her tits?

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>>323274454

Pretty sure Lobos JR speedruns Bloodborne, which was paid for by Sony and is exclusive to PS4.

Blanket statements are a great way to look like a retard and invalidate any argument you may have, so way to go OP.

>>323277561
what you're feeling is actually not disgust but debilitating brain malfunction

Original point was that sony doesn't make speedrun friendly games, and when they are (aforementioned list of exceptions among thousand of games sony has contracted over the years) -- these games are nothing but imitations of other series and those have stopped being relevant and supported for decades now

Nothing stops Sony from making new mascot platformers by the dozen. Nothing.

Except that small gray unwashed 40 million-sized biological mass that would rather watch Until Dawn and argue about the finer points of imbecilic plot of The Order.

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>>323274551
I don't get it. And i'm missing the fun.

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>>323274551
Wew lad
>>323278816
Stupid fucking faggot.

>le movie game meme

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>>323274454
google sony speedrun

IT WAS FREE PIZZA
WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO

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>>323274551

How are you supposed to speed run movies

>>323279035
With
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>>323278498
I don't think even the most delusional fanboys defend The Order.

But do tell which Nintendo franchises those games are aping
Or Ape Escape, that's a pretty good speedrun
Tomba?

I honestly fail to see where those games are imitations of others.
What, because Mario 64 came out first, now you can't do a 3D platformer without being a copycat? What's the rationale?

>>323279175
>there hasn't been a good Sony game since PS1

Sad

>>323279537
3/5 of the franchises I initially mentioned were from the PS2
Two of which survived into the PS3

And it's not as though it has to be a good speedrun to be a good game

Wow imagine a Last of Us speed run or any Uncharted.

>>323280129
TLoU is about 3.5 hours.
Uncharted actually has a speedrun mode and it looks like it can be done in under an hour

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>>323277757
A white aryan man made this website. That you are hypocritically attacking. You black pigskin. Oink oink little nigger

>>323274454
Blondie looks like Lexi belle

>>323280507
>moot
>Aryan

>>323280679
aryan refers to white people my idiotic anon

>>323280896
b8

>>323279537
Jak and Daxter is one of the best 3D platformers of all time. The other games in the series are shit but the first one is objectively one of the best games of all time.

>64 posts
>44 posters

come on OP

>>323280896
>white Aryan
Either you're retarded and don't know what Aryan means
Or you're retarded and effectively used the same word twice

>>323280896
lol

>>323274551
I get it, that's that movie meme right?

>>323274454
Because they don't have bugs like Nintendo games that let you jump through walls and skip 90% of the game

>>323281042
Really?
That's samefagging to you?
That less than one reply per poster

>>323280896
Jews are not aryan, you fucking muppet

>>323274551
AYYYYYYY

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>>323281454
>less than one reply per poster
what the fuck am I reading

>>323277178
>They were all aping Nintendo and they're all been abandoned by modern Sony for cinematic AAA-experiences
like today nintendo games take any skill to play

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>>323274551
demon souls

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>>323274454

You see this bunch of smelly and degenerated bunch of retards?
This is your avarage Nintendo fanbase.

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>>323274551
Who owns the current record?

>>323282494

PJSalt

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>>323280613
This

>>323281027
>Jak and Daxter is one of the best 3D platformers of all time

No, it's not really, it's much weaker than the other platformers that came out in the prior generation.

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>>323274516
>BBC
>10 inches
kek u juss az small az ah crakka

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>>323281047
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aryan_race

Apparently you don't know what aryan means. You telling me Hitler didn't consider himself aryan?

>>323281552
jews are semitic that's irrelevant. Moot is white and not jewish. Also still stands a white guy made site you dumbass nigger.

>>323274551
Great fun!

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>>323274454

>huge gold chain

Who actually thinks this looks good on anyone?

>>323274551
LE MOVIES MEME XD
hey guys, is it 2007 again or something?

>>323275475

He was thinking:

>babes

>>323274516
Hope you got a licence to watch it on such a small screen, bongo.

>>323287728
>Soniggers getting this mad.

God this movie was so fucking bad, it's literally feminism incarnated
>ey you wanna fuck us 2 georgeous bitches all free?
>LOL U CHEAT
>keeanu can't even fuck up 2 bitches hiding in his own fucking house
I got so mad

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>>323274551
i bet this guy is gonna keep posting reaction images till the thread closes and then he'll start another "Best of /v/" thread with this post as the OP

seriously this isnt funny even in the slightest

>>323289058
Mad sonygger? IT'S NOT FAIR

>>323289058
at this point I kind of agree. Its been four hours and the post served its function three hours ago at most.

>>323274454
3 main factors in my opinion:

>Speedrun demographic is mostly north americans born in the 90s who had a super nintendo and 64(instead of a playstation).

>Speedrunning "culture" is full of nostalgia so they usually speedrun old games instead of new one.

>Playstation/playstation 2 classics are usually jRPGs or other games that you can't be speedrun'd in half hour which is the time they usually want spent on these speed running events.

>>323291201
>Speedrunning "culture" is full of nostalgia so they usually speedrun old games instead of new one.
There's also a lot more flexibility and exploits in older titles. There's nothing interesting about speedrunning Call of Duty. It just means you can use your shootybangs faster.

>>323274454
there would be more loading screens time than game time

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>>323274551
underrated post

>>323274454
Hit the brunette in the face and then fuck Lexi Belle furiously.

>>323282373
not him. But you seem to have not played DKTF, nor 3D world. Sure there are easy part, but if you like to do 100% on games those are rewarding. Mechanically they are flawless and that's the main point.

>>323276959
Sly, actually requiring skill? I'm curious. Sure the routing must have taken some time, but I hope that the game is plagued with glitches, because the gameplay is really weak in the sly series.

>>323291201
Speedrunning was also a thing on PC, mainly on id software's first person shooters, starting with Doom, because they had a recording feature built into the game.

Is this just some samefag trying to be a part of /v/ history?
Is it just newfags only seeing this sort of thing for the first ten times?
It is the weekend I guess.

Ocarina of Time is overrated.

r&c uya was more entertaining than any nintendo speedrun at this year agqd

>>323282195
>poster
*IP
There you go

>>323274551
OH
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OOOOOOH
GET NO SCOPED
GET NOOO SCOOOPED
GEEET NO SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPED

>>323288649
>feminism
How. The only thing that movie evokes from anyone is just more hate for women.

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