I feel bad for James Rolfe

>>323272916
MORE LIKE JAMES ROFL
LOL

>>323272916
Good things to happen to bad people

HES GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST

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poor James. sudoku when?

>>323272916
>and all he has to show for it now is a movie that tanked and suffered lots of problems
tell us about your lifetime accomplishments OP

>>323273186
TO SHOVE SOME GAY SHIT UP HIS ASS

>current year
>not marrying a babe that grows popeye arms and cheats on you with Jamon

The only thing of substance produced by him are the movie "reviews" he does. AVGN is nothing but shit jokes.

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>>323273257
I have no real accomplishments, but I also had no real dreams to chase after like he did. Which is why I feel bad for him.

>>323272916
That Dr Jeckel and Mr Hide game movie looks fun actually, in that it doesn't look like an embarrassing mess that's also a self dick sucking.

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10
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INCHES

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HE'D RATHER HAVE, A BIG BLACK BULL

>>323273572
I feel sorry for him because he fell for the trap of making shit for an audience instead of making things for himself. AVGN was a viral thing that they made into a business. His real passion is movies.

Yeah well I have a master's degree and the only job I could get (since nobody else will hire me, and yes, I apply all around the country) and I make the same amount of money as a high school student working beside me, but hey, I can't pay bills without money, and I need money now while I keep searching for a better job that utilizes my education.

I know he liked horror movies, and with his resources, he does do well for certain AVGN cinematics. Him and Doug Walker share the same fate, only being remembered for something that first started out as some side project, but can't survive without it now. IIRC Doug tried doing other things but that failed hard so he had no choice but to be nostalgia critic again

thanks

>>323273186
TO LET YOU CUM INSIDE HIS WIFE'S ASS

>>323273257
I have a Bsc. in Crop Science and right now I'm doing my Msc. in that too.

>>323273568
I love hearing him talk about random obscure shit. Like that laserdisc video he did showing how much better the old cases were and the extra content you got with the movie. Plus his voice is relaxing to listen to.

>>323272916
Jon Tron does it better.

>>323273796
He has a real passion for it. But most fans only care about avgn and the shit jokes. It made me a bit sad that he copped out and made an avgn movie. Instead of taking that money and taking the bigger risk which would be making his own horror movie.

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>>323272916
Is it true he's a cuck or his wife just a bitch?

>>323273914
Jontron is just a funny voice.

>>323273928
The dating market in your mid 20's is a lot of single mothers. A LOT.

>>323273928

Just shitty forced memes that underage love using around here.

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If this mother fucker worships horror movies why doesn't he make his own cheap black and white one?

I'm sure he can get crowd funding for it

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>made the movie ages ago
>movie came out in july 2014
>still regularly posts random "content" to remind people that he made a movie and a lot of effort went into it and they should really check it out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZtNvjujCe0

>>323274079
The ship has sailed, he has a kid and wife now. Income is more important than chasing dreams at this point.

>>323274079
I think he kicked it around. But he rather have a sure thing, which was the AVGN movie.

>>323274079
He actually made some shit back in college with friends. But it was really low budget

>>323272916
Ive heard from several people that he is not a good person at all.
Supposedly, he even did everything he could to kick Irate Gamer off from youtube and displayed his private emails to the public without his consent whilst acting like he didnt really care about the guy.
He is also famous amongst his friends for not caring about others opinions

>>323273914
No, he's an autistic Kuck. On par with pewdi whatever the duck fuck his name is.

>>323274196
Sounds like a normal person.

>>323274196
Here say, As much as one would like you are on the inside track of these youtube celebs. 90% of that shit is hearsay. It doesn't matter. He should of made a high budget horror movie instead of the thing he does to pay the bills.

>>323273667
I'm surprised he doesn't start a patreon or something. I'd back him just because he's a bro. I guess he doesn't want the pressure of schedules and making content that might end up shit.

>>323274246
Here's your (you), you earned it kiddo

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>>323272916
>feeling bad for james
>wishing good things happen to him
>being oblivious to shitloads of money he gets from his YT and website,donations and dvd sales

>>323274515


>He actually thinks James Rolfe has some sort of tidy fortune

How does it feel to be an impressionable young fool?

>>323274515
Look up YouTube revenue and the top 10 famous users like pewdiepie etc, check their subscriber counts and compare. He doesn't make that much money, and he probably shares it with Mike, since he runs the YouTube channel.

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Ok, wtf did I miss? What happened to James?

>>323273928
In the movie his character witnesses the female lead get kissed by the black sidekick character and he says "DAYUM!"

Now he's a cuϲk (cuϲk cuϲk cuϲk cuϲk cuϲk cuϲk cuϲk cuϲk cuϲk cuϲk cuϲk cuϲk cuϲk cuϲk cuϲk cuϲk cuϲk cuϲk cuϲk cuϲk cuϲk cuϲk cuϲk cuϲk cuϲk cuϲk cuϲk cuϲk cuϲk)

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>>323274028
Nigga what? Just go for high school girls. 25 here banging a 16 year old.

>>323274196
Wasn't that is faggy friend Mike?

>>323274515
>>323274969
Does he belong to a Network?
If so, he's probably doing just fine

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>>323273012
FUCKING KEK

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>>323273236
holy fuck

I used to love James but if I saw him today I'd honestly try to kill him just to put him out of his misery. He's like an old sick dog that you can't stand to see hurt any longer.
He hates being the nerd but that's all he's got and he has to keep playing the character to maintain a living. His movie, the one chance of him following his dream of being a real film maker, was a completely embarrassing disaster. He has a broken baby, his bitch wife walks all over him and the fact she's cuckolding him is all but confirmed. He's balding.
I think he'd kill himself if not for the baby, but with his wife's reputation I doubt it's even his in the first place. I'd just tell him I'm sorry and put a bullet in the back of his head.

>>323272916
The problem was that he became more popular for one of his hobbies (video games) than his passion (movies)

Cinemamassacre was pretty cool and all and i loved his movie reviews but it never lived up to AVGN.

>>323273236
>bald
>cuck
>alcoholic
>baby was born retarded
>baby probably isn't even his
>life dream was to make a movie
>movie was shit, SJW wife ruined it, he stole all the kickstarter money to pay off his credit card debt
>roof leaked and ruined his videogame collection
>best friend is "minecraftia" mike who literally only hangs out with him to make money off of AVGN
>he tried to rape Mike when he was drunk
>typecast to playing a shallow character he hates to pay the bills

jesus christ, this poor guy

>>323275635
Anon stop copy pasting this. I've seen it 5 times in /v/. Nobody but you gives a shit. So just go find him and do the deed. Then when you're done, pull down your pants and spread your ass cheeks nice and wide so mike can fuck your tight hole.

>>323275707
>things that didn't happen: the post

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>>323275053
He got a cuck wife who cheated on him, had a daughter with birth defects from her, was forced to "diversify" his content because of his wife, and generally got too old and worn to really pursue his dreams.

AVGN was just a side comedy shit he did for shits and giggles. It's what he got famous for, but his passion is in movie making (which is why as it went on he started doing more "story skits" in his reviews that mostly went unwanted).

He tried making a movie to jump start his career a little and poured lots of cash into it, but it flopped. I'd say his wife probably had something to do with it but I know James in general doesn't seem to have many great ideas. We do know from his wife that she wanted to change things up because it was a Caucasian sausage fest, as she put it.

Did I mention she cheated on him?

>>323275902
Documents to prove it or you're a lying horse cock sucking whore.

>>323275323
fucking pedo

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>>323275635
Yeah, I saw the Mortal Kombat subzero video today from him a little before seeing this thread. Clicked it to see what was up, and he honestly seemed tires of it. The video itself felt like something he whipped up quickly to try advertising his new blurays at the end of the video.

Was a little sad.

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>>323275902
>cuck wife who cheated on him

>>323275902
where did the cheating come from? I know the birth defect and the car accident...

>>323275707
>Leak killed his collection

That's fucking sad if true. Source?

>>323275902
>AVGN was just a side comedy shit he did for shits and giggles
are you fucking retarded
that was one of his primary sources of income in the most stressful periods in his life

>>323275902
>poured lots of cash into it
like 99% of the movie was crowdfunded your retard

I don't get why this board goes after Rolfe so much. Besides his shitty movie and AVGN being hot garbage, he still puts out a fair bit of decent content and seems to be pretty content with life overall.

>>323272916
He has a wife, a kid, and a steady income.

He also has good friends and surrounds himself with things that he loved as a kid, and still loves to this day. I think he's fine.

>>323276249
When he first started AVGN it was never supposed to be more popular than his movie reviews but it did so he was forced to make it his main thing.

NEW AVGN
What do you think /v/? has he went downhill?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwputd1VNV0

>>323275902
you really weny all out with this bait

I wish he'd do more horror stuff.

The man got me into classic horror movies, godzilla and even classic metal.

If I ever make a horror movie (which I plan on doing) I will hire him.

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>it's a Bootsy episode

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>>323276046
Right, because a girl's body ages so much over the period of 2 years.

How old is the girl in this picture? She isn't my girlfriend.
She's my girlfriend's little sister

>>323275902
Atleast nobody replied about you image you used, RIGHT GUIES, ROIGHT ITS 2016

Wait, is James actually a cuck or is this just a meme?

I need a source for this shit.

>>323272916
Dude he has a huge fanbase and everybody loves him and his AVGN persona, too bad his movie sucked but other than that he is still awesome.

My gf actually introduced me to him a few years ago when she went away to turkey for 1 month and told me to watch all of his vids so i wouldn't miss her and god damnit , i didn't even miss her once and i watched his vids over and over, this guy holds a special place in my heart man

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>>323275902
>>323275996
Hasn't posted any proof. I knew it, he's just a meme fag. Probably gets a beating from his step dad every night.

>>323276429
creepy

looks like a blond version of my gf

>>323275242

>in the movie he made and directed
>his wife made him insert said scene

Maybe not, but the signs are all there.

>yfw meme magic is real and James actualyl does get cucked

If /mu/ can kill lemmy, /pol/ can get Trump to win and /tv/ can crash a plane, anything is possible.

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AVGN is alright. The home made quality of it is charming even if it isn't funny every time.

I think Board James is actually pretty great though.

>>323276365

that's the best episode he's done in awhile tbhfam

>>323276249
He wasn't even one who posted the video on Youtube, it was Mike. I don't think he even knew it was on Internet.

>>323276739
Looks like Board James turned out to be the horror movie/series he always wanted. I liked all the crazy shit from it.

>>323273684
Fine, I'll bite. Masters in what?

>>323272916
Watch LGR instead, faggot

Cinemassacre aint got shit on him

>>323277023
this

>>323274196
Irate Gamer's a shit though. He blatantly ripped of AVGN and was shit while doing it.

But all of them are ants compared to this reviewer god:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2asDPQrv0Nw&ab_channel=decayedmatter

That sound quality...
That broomstick...
That Eggman shape...
That razor sharp script...
Those pauses...
That chocolate chip cookie...
That glass of juice because he can't even stop devouring for 5 minutes while recording...

>>323275707
>>323275635
where can i read about this
what happened to the baby
and what happened with the wife
what do you mean rape
and did his videogame collection really get ruined (i find this the worst)
explain please!

Where the hell do you guys read or find this news? Most of it sounds made up

>>323276739
I have very mixed feelings about recent Board James videos.

Board James worked perfectly fine as self-contained little videos, Mr. Bucket should've remained an anomaly. Sometimes it feels like he's trying to make something serious, but it just doesn't work, it's a video about board games.

Last Board James video was just fucking nuts. Him just making shit up as he goes.

>>323276739
board james is so good aunderrated, damnit i want to watch it again, if you like AVGN you will like the board games it's just too awesome and funny

>>323277216
It is made up. Welcome to 4chan where everyone is a shit spewing assholes.

>>323272916

He fixed himself recently with that new movie of his, I heard.

>>323277349
I actually really like that the last episode of each season goes more and more off the rails.

>>323276880
Board James is cool but making a "explaining the lore" video was a really dumb idea.

>>323277216
Is this your first week on 4chan?

>>323277672
He probably just got a million messages from idiots who didn't get it.

>>323272916
Movies... movies are a shit industry. There's just too many fucking variables to manage. Only the best consistently make good movies, and these days it's fucking expensive. There are laws, unions, and procedures for everything... because that's what people fucking learned the hard way when kids got decapitated by a helicopter.

Movies are not for the feint of heart, and Hollywood is built on a mountain of crushed dreams and burnt out workers. TV and web content is safer, and even then web-content is better just because you can make consistent low-budget material that you have control over.

He should try to figure out a way to grow his content "brand" so he has more revenue streams, but other than that he just needs to be secure.

>>323277790

The unions are one thing, but it's the fucking guilds that can decide whether or not a movie ever sees the light of day.

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>share a last name with him
>both of our lives have equally turned out horribly

He should follow neogaf advice:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1167629

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I heard that Motherfucker Mike fingered James' wife? Is that true?

>feeling sorry for a guy who's doing perfectly okay

nah

>>323277138
He seemed more like a fanboy trying to mimic his idol

>>323278731
damn, the white man finally understand his place, and let the black bull taking the lead.

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>>323277216

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>>323278589
>both of our lives have equally turned out horribly

If you have ROFL in your name, you should always except this.

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>>323277216
>Most of it sounds made up

>>323277790
it's all run by kikes and you'll never get a movie that challenges the zeitgeist.

>>323275707
>taking shit about Mike 'the albino python' matei

Stay made that he's got a massive dick.

The latest board james was nice

>>323277462
What I don't understand is that when the cuckold meme was really catching on, Anthony Birch was a constant presence on /v/. He was literally cuckolded by his wife and then pretended to have an 'open marriage' until she inevitably filed for divorce. Somehow, the cuck thing got transferred to AVGN and I no idea why. Maybe having an actual example of what you're shitposting about is too much for the average shitposter, and only creating new memes is what's important. It makes no sense.

He'll be fine

>>323281432
Nah, it was actually Burch who forced the open relationship thing on her (He threatened to walk out on her if she didn't agree; it's even more awful when you take into account they'd only been married for about 18 months at this stage) because he wanted to fuck some other chick, but didn't want his wife leaving him. The funniest part being that the chick stood him up and severed contact with him when she found out he was married, but Burch's wife ended up meeting someone who actually treated her right and ended up leaving Anthony for this new guy (They're still together, I'm pretty sure).

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>One 20 minute episode per week
>Effort put into it with special effects, actors, sets, props and a script all tailored to the review at hand
>Uploads highly infrmative videos analyzing popular shows inbetween
>Not afraid to shit on tumblr and take friendly jabs at 4chan
>Married a monster for the sole purpose of making sure noone else would ever have to
>Has actual celebrities on the show
>Has said celebrities actually do shit
>Excellent taste in movies
>Brother respectfully keeping to the shadows despite writing every episode and being fairly smart
>Can act


>10 minutes of content per year
>Drinks a beer and curses at the camera for a while
>Sucks at games together with the unfunniest man alive on mondays, literally worse than PewDiePie
>Would castrate himself to make sure he doesn't offend anyone
>Married a poisonous womb who ruined his lifelong dream of becoming a respected director
>Gets one "celebrity" and does nothing but suck his fetid old cock
>Shit taste in games
>Mike forces his unfunny ass into everything and has to lie on the internet about his cock size to make people like him
>So bad at acting he makes those around him suck harder

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>>323281813
>Birch is having zero sex while jerking off to the image of his sister getting gangbanged by casting directors.

>>323281919
>casting directors
>videogame industry

Nigga, they're all gay for Troy Baker in this world.

>>323276410
*hop hop hop*

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Yeah, he's a failure.

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>>323281882
Alright, I'll bite.

>One 20 minute episode per week
That's because he has more people working with him and has a money hungry sponsor
>Effort put into it with special effects, actors, sets, props and a script all tailored to the review at hand
"effort", "actors", """"a script all tailored to the review at hand"""". Yeah those dumb ass sketches and nitpicking are pretty different than most garbage on youtube.
>Uploads highly infrmative videos analyzing popular shows inbetween
Informative? Ha. He doesn't analyze them, he nitpicks everything in movies and shows he dislikes and overthinks movies and shows he does like
>Not afraid to shit on tumblr and take friendly jabs at 4chan
I've seen every review of his hoping one time he'll change and I haven't seen shit about 4chan and plenty of shit about tumblr
>Married a monster for the sole purpose of making sure noone else would ever have to
no, he didn't.
>Has actual celebrities on the show
no, it doesn't.
>Has said celebrities actually do shit
no, they don't do fuck all but take away from the review
>Brother respectfully keeping to the shadows despite writing every episode and being fairly smart
no, he doesn't and no he isn't.
>Can act
no, he can't.

>>323272916
I don't feel sorry for him
He fucked up his life when he decided to marry an ugly sjw

>>323278731
>neocuck

>>323275242
desu, if you asked me what the most cuck scene i could insert into a non-pornographic movie, it'd probably close to that.

>>323273915
>It made me a bit sad that he copped out and made an avgn movie. Instead of taking that money and taking the bigger risk which would be making his own horror movie.
What the fuck are you talking about?
The money he got was BECAUSE it was an AVGN Movie

He pitched the idea first and then got people to contribute to it
If he scammed people and made an entirely different movie that would have fucked him over big time

>>323276046
>teenager
>pedophilia

Kill yourself.

>>323275376
he used to with screwattack but they stop giving him money.

Now he literally hosts it on his website/youtube and sells internet dvds.

>>323277023
>LGR
>Not CGR

>>323283605
Do you have the one showing Linkara's hentai forum accounts where he talks about wanting to get fucked by shemales? I love reading about how awful that faggot is.

>>323277138
he looks like a poor man's hells1ing920

>>323280654
>razorfist
>mark from cgr
>on the faggots list

fuck you

>>323281882
>Not afraid to shit on tumblr
>He has a fat chick and a nigger as his wingmen

He is tumblr you fucking dork

>>323272916
Genuine question. His friend Mike seems actually autistic?. Like that one quiet guy who gets excited talking about the only subject he knows.

>>323280654
>giant bomb
>youtube channel