>press X to defecate

>>323243296

>press Y to push harder

hnnnggg

>>323244774
>curry
>needing to push
Their entire diet is based on shitting quickly.

>press y to eat dog

>press A to haggle

JUST TAKE THE

>>323243296
wait i thought it was suppose to be in Egypt next
is the game gonna smell like curry

press B to worship cow

>>323244919

>needing to push

who said anything about needing to?

I said push. and I meant push.

>>323245334
What is it with Indians and haggling. I work in retail and everytime I see one enter the store I go out of my way to avoid them because otherwise they just start fucking yelling at me for not dropping the set price of a retail item. I fucking hate Indians with a passion, Jesus Christ.

>>323245490

>Hold B to fuck sibling.

WE

>>323243296

>Press A to drive cab
>Hold X to work in 7-11

WORLD SUPERPOWER BY 1830!

>>323245570
When I worked in retail I thought Indians were hilarious. There's just something about a diminutive man screaming with rage because you won't sell him just one egg.
>I GIVE YOU 10 CENTS FOR EGG
>no we can't sell them that way
>I GIVE! 10 CENTS! FOR EGG!
Retail is shit. I feel for you bro.

>>323243296
>Press Square to rape

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http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-35255102
TO THE LOO

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>>323243296
I've been waiting for this

> [ ! ] : Make your way to the designated shitting street.

>>323246125
>tfw work up courage to try new toilet
>cursed by toilet witch
>chased by living poo every waking hour
Such is life in India.

>>323246052
I had one fucking throw a fit at me during the Christmas sales because I wouldn't give him a phone case for free with his phone. It was a $5 fucking phone case for his $700 phone. I don't fucking understand how someone can be so against paying an extra $5 for something they've already paid $700 for. He was so fuming after he bought his phone that he stormed out without taking his phone and only walked out with the phone case. Unfortunately he came back fifteen minutes later but I wish he hadn't.

>>323243296
Ah, yes, the classic "Indian men look like Greek male models" meme

>>323246309
Why are there so many people shitting at once. Do they have a designated shitting time as well?

>>323246470
When they're really a nation of manlets who mostly look like darker-skinned Jay Sherman's.

>>323246414
I love when they end up buying whatever it is they're haggling for anyway. That defeated stare kept me going another day.

DELETE THIS

India will be the world's greatest superpower by 2030. Just you wait, shitters.

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>>323246759
>shitters

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>>323243296
>india
>not using badass sikh
>no badass beard
>from so called 'diversity' dev

HOLY
FUCK
ARE
YOU
KIDDING
ME!?
HOW
THE FUCK
THEY MISS
THIS
CHANCE!?

>press Y to activate head-bobbing

>>323246935
why doesnt explain that he is wearing a chainmail diaper too?

>>323246935
Sikhs' one purpose in life is to kill Muslims, obviously they are too evil to be Assassin's :^) Maybe our protag will be a Thug, put down by the racist, imperialist British-Indian government backed by Templars for murdering people by strangulation by the roadside and stealing their shit.

>>323246935
Man Sikh have the coolest weapons.

>>323246935

>Having to wear all that shit in India's infernal, stifling heat

fuck that gay shit

>press A to combo

A FUCKING

WAGON WHEEL

>>323246309

Do women do this too?

>>323246935
>peshkabz
>not katar
What is this shit

>>323247350
Do you want to be uncomfortable or dead?
It's a doggy dog world Anon.

What shit-based features will this one have?
>freerunning along the walls while shitting on people
>throwing poop at guards to disable them
>hiding in shitty sewers
>poop camouflage
>being captured because you pooed in the loo instead of in the designated shitting street like a proper citizen of India
>pickpocketing poop from the soiled trousers of other indians

Gonna be GOTY for sure

>>323247507
The morning poo is the most common location for rape in India, really

>hold RT+A to take a leap of faith into the river full of feces and rotting human and animal carcasses

>>323246125
Is there any other country in the world where the people are so unsanitary that it's a public health issue? I think even congo nignogs know not to bathe and drink in the same water they shit and throw dead bodies in.

>>323247379
It's there to remind of Oregon Trail, which in turn reminds of Dysentery, something the freeshitters die by the thousands every year

POO

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>>323243296
DESIGNATED

>>323247603

If I'm dead would I be uncomfortable?

checkmate, Pajeet.

>>323247686
You can use the shitting streets to hide from guards like the benches/scholars in the first game.

Do indian people have unique video gaming habits? They certainly take shits and watch movies in an uncommon manner.

youtube.com/watch?v=GpvtxQmHudo
youtube.com/watch?v=AvwxLjpouGE

>>323247935

STREET

>>323246713
Please, they're not nearly that handsome.
ACHEM

>>323248019
what the actual fuck
and I thought niggers were monkeys

>>323248019
>ywn enjoy movies in a theater like this

>>323247940
>sweating or sweating and bleeding

>>323247686
>civilized western guards will be too disgusted to follow you into the designated shitting street
>throw the poo in the enemy's eyes like Ezio threw sand
>use poo on your face as camo disguise for night ops

>>323243296
>enemies can slip on shit in the streets
>you can slip on shit too and have to watch where you're running

>>323243296
>press B to feed wild hog a fetus found in street

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So was she into scat?

>>323243296
>yfw there's a mission where you have to assassinate a women by raping her to death with a metal pole on a bus

>>323248773
There is literally nothing wrong with scat.

>>323248773
Well someone cropdusted her face there so I'd assume so

>>323248019
Jesus Christ, this is like how South Americans behave around soccer and Dota, except way more retarded and uncivilized.

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DESIGNATED
DEFECATION
DISTRICTS

>>323248773
>Someone actually played Syndicate

I'm sorry for your loss

Indian American women are generally pretty hot (the few that I've met have been at least), but that country seems terrible. Glad it's not my heritage.

>>323248063
TO

>>323243296
>Attempt to press X in lavatory
>Warning! Invalid Defecation Zone! Guards have been alerted!
>Have to escape, hide, then go out into public street before pressing X safely

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DESIGNATED

>>323251024

>praise a fucking wagon wheel

can someone explain this

>>323249152
t. Aarav Patel

>>323249228
Oh for fucks sake now I can never look at freckles the same way

>>323251321
their flag has a wagon wheel, their greatest technology

>>323243296
I know lots of Indians and that guy is not indian.

>>323246935
What's that circle blade thing called? I think they based the Tron Legacy disk design on them.

>>323246935
diversity warriors don't actually know anything about the cultures they champion

hilarious innit

>>323254976
chakrams

>>323254976
chakram

>>323254976
Throwing Anus

>>323254628
Likely north indoaryan master race and not dirty filthy shitskin subhuman Dravidian.

>>323245334
NO I CAN'T KNOCK $5 OFF YOUR $20 PURCHASE. IM JUST A CASHIER GO ANNOY MANAGEMENT OR SOMETHING

it's chronicles game, who cares, i just hope they are putting real effort into the next main one and not blow it out year after year

>>323246935
Where is this 'sikhs are bros' meme came from?

>>323243296
>literally a white guy
B R A V O
R
A
V
O
U B I
B
I

>>323243296
Ghandi, "I have created this new acid to use on ones race mixing..."

>>323255819
>kill muslims
>cool beards
>cool hats
>cool weapons
>always armed
>don't shit in the street

>>323255963
But muslims do all those things too

>>323256107
Sorry, should've added
>don't kill us
to the Sikh list.

>>323243296
I can't wait for every part of this game to talk about how gloriously great indian culture because of course you can't ever criticize other cultures.

>>323248019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYXvo3w4_YE

>>323256334
Unless those cultures are White, like the one where T*rkroaches are all beautiful, valiant, cultured people and Greeks are all corrupt little wyteboiz with tiny penises that don't deserve Constantinople or, as all your allies call it, Istanbul.

>>323256107
>imblying

Kill muslims yes.
Shit pube beards.
Shit hats.
Shit weapons (dirty AKs)
Sometimes armed with rocks
shit in the street everyday

Fuck OFF Muslim supporter you must die along with the other billion of your mong streetshitters.

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>>323257363
i wonder who could be behind this post

>>323248019
it actually looks so fun

>>323255890
Are you retarded or just uneducated

>>323253621
I keep seeing people post this "t." thing. What does it mean?

>>323260754
finnish letter ender that is short for "best regards" or "regards"

>press x to POO IN THE LOO