>playing tank >new to the game, don't even play MMO's, no idea what the fuck I'm doing >get to a decent level through sheer grinding >start looking around for parties to run dungeons with >find a group, become the MT because there were no other tanks online >doing a shit job >healer is giving me shit the entire time >apologizing profusely because I know I'm garbage >afterwards the healer kept following me around and running dungeons with me >basically telling me how to play and what to do >he would buy me stuff to make sure I had the proper gear >tfw I became a submissive tank to a dom healer
>stereotypical group >healer is a fucking slut as usual >uguu :3 tankyman let me heal you ^^~ >healer probably from germany too >playing debuff/buff class since no one cares >active dps players constantly getting in trouble >healer focuses too much on healing dps players that the tank is left to stand on his own >tank does what a tank does >go weeks with same group >every time I wind up having to use some minor healing spells to keep tank alive while healer gets gangbanged by dps >one day tank finally notices me saving him >he whispers if this is the first time >I explain that it's not without blaming the healer >lol yeah they're a bunch of idiots and it is what it is, but thanks debuff anon, uh hey you never speak up much why is that? >explain I don't really care for chatting and just want the job done >lol well you're number 1 in my book
>be damage dealer >healer is brazilian >nope.bmp >fuck it, play anyway >tank is a fucking pro >armor can only do so much though >eventually tank gets hit by a rocket, barely dodges >has a sliver of health >call medic >brazilian is derping around, stabbing dudes with his shit knife >clear out enemies, type "MEDIC" in chatbox >still nothing >yell to medic on voicechat >nothing >remember friendly fire is on >fuckthisshit.flac >double tap, medic dead >got kicked >mfw
>>323242182 >play DPS class with support abilities >never really talk >healer usually gets all the credit even though I'm doing everything behind the scenes to keep us going >finally get noticed >get clingy and protective and overly friendly with him for a while after >have to stop and ask myself why I'm acting that way over a friend >>323242668 I know that feel. Forced into seeing a psych over it in high school. Didn't help. >tfw too late to ever be cute even if you did make the change
>Be strong martial healer who don't need no mana >Hurl explosive cocktails at foes and watch them erupt in flame and noxious fumes >Dip my sword in poison and cripple my enemies >Distribute healing salves and body-enhancing potions to my allies >Bring friends back from the brink of death with miracle drugs >Get to know that lovely sorceress while we go out picking flowers >I mean important alchemical components to brew more potions
>>323243963 What are you worrying about? Lots of people transition even in their early thirties and still turn out pretty cute. Hell, the most people that I've seen transition in their early thirties even looked a lot younger after transitioning
>>323244239 I think I get the way I do because I never really got any affection. So if anybody shows me any, I get protective and jealous and feel like people are trying to steal them away from me even if they were never mine to begin with. >>323244262 I'm scared it won't make me happy, and I'll have nobody left once I go through with it.
>>323244451 Well, just follow my example and go to a shrink I guess. I'm not really one to give advice because I myself am in the same boat but lately I feel like moping around without even doing anything is only gonna drive me to kill myself or be depressed forever
>>323244451 Makes sense. The unfortunate side effect is even though all you're wanting to do is protect them, they feel claustrophobic and sometimes even misunderstood. So once you get a hold on moderating those feelings, I'm sure you'll be in a gr8 position.
>>323244694 Parents made me in high school. Didn't really help. Made me feel like more of a freak. Tried to kill myself and then I had to talk about that a lot. >>323244729 I try to keep them under control but I start acting like a girlfriend who got stood up without even noticing.
>not playing the character with the best heals and one of the best stuns in the game >not keeping your enemies in place and your team alive while you carry them to victory >not reminding your team that the Light is always with them do people unironically do this?
if roleplaying is involved I like to play as either an old war veteran battle healer, or an old man wizard studying healing magic. I never realized so many faggots played the class till I saw them here.
>>323246460 They nerfed Mei? I was only in the weekend beta. Her ice spike thing seemed pretty solid for what it was, and she's deceptively strong up close. Plus that wall is really handy if you have a friend waiting as the robot who can turn into a turret. Block off one route so they walk right into him. >>323246568 Don't worry, I don't have friends to leave behind anymore. I'm staying alive for at least a month, anyway. I pre-ordered a new game that comes out next month. It'll keep my mind off things for a while, at least. Unfortunately I don't have anyone to really talk to. I would have called one of those hotlines but they call the police on you.and that would just make things worse.
>>323246349 Then why not just live from day to day? Find something that makes you happy like a hobby or maybe a sport and just live for that. I know it must sound silly but it's how I got over my depression.
>>323246816 >nerfed Mei Yeah she used to be able to gain ult % while she was ulting, multiple mei's could stack Autos (meaning you freeze forever - but wouldn't actually happen often since majority of characters don't have enough health to withstand a full freeze + ice spike + melee).
She's still great. Literally a hard counter to the annoying genji.
>>323247361 That's what I've been doing for the past ten years or so. Just trying to find something nice enough to make me want to live a while longer. >>323247394 Cool. If I can afford it anytime soon I might get it, I liked playing her. >tfw not a cute chubby asian girl
>>323247567 I don't think anything I play is free, sorry. Plus I jump from game to game a lot. >I don't want your last month to feel like shit. It really would be shit anyway. The worst is late at night when I'm laying in bed staring at the ceiling, and all I can do is go over every way I've disappointed the people in my life.
>>323246252 >trying to level Crusader solo >every run is an excruciating slog of repeating buffs and low damage even with a Phoenix rosary >literally no one parties until lv70 Being a solo Sader is suffering.
>>323248809 There really isn't anything. It's a fact of life that one day I'll try again, and since I don't live with my parents anymore, I'll probably succeed. Maybe things will improve by the time the happiness from my new game wears off late next month.
>play DPS >be generally quite, just do my job while healer goes full "XD" in chat >Tank says nothing and has a "lets get over with it" attitude >help rounding up mobs with displacement for the tank >peel mobs of the healer >interrupt spells >put the magic debuff on when the Mage gets his rotation going >at the end get a "Well done" from the other DPS
>Playing Healer >At boss in raid >Tank taking an anal pounding from the boss like a good little slut >Suddenly mobs spawn >Tank bursts into tears "its too much" he sobbs pitifully "they will split me in half" as tears and snot runs down his face >His tears arouse me, i flip a copper into the croud of gibbering DPS peons >They start to squable and scramble to grab the copper, like a flock of pigeons fighting over breadcrumbs. >One plucky DPS finally emerges, clutching his newfound wealth, he knows what to do. >I unzip my huge manhood, at first i see a glimmer of fear in his eyes but he quickly gets to work, sucking as if his life depends on it (it does) >"Enough" my majestic voice booms like thunder. >I push the DPS filth to the ground and aim my throbbing erection towards the Tank who is now hardy conscious >"Let there be light" The sheer grandeur of my voice causes the Boss to momentarily pause >I shoot my Divine Healing Cum all over the face of the tank >"T-t-t-t-t-thank you Master" the Tank whimpers as he slurps and gobbles up my life giving jiz mfw
>>323249518 That was me the whole time I was raiding in WoW. Just quietly doing my job, helping to fix things when shit went sideways. Before I quit, I ended up as the replacement raid leader and interim GL. Quit when the founder came back.
>>323249913 >What games do you play? Bullet hells, mostly. That and Fire Emblem. >What kinda music do you listen to? That jumps around a lot. Blues and sappy love songs are the ones I most listen to, I think. >What's your favorite thing in the world? I don't really know. I guess sleeping. It's comfortable in my bed and for a little bit just before falling asleep, and just after waking up, everything's okay. Just for long enough that I can get up, pee, wash my hands, and maybe start breakfast before it all hits me again.
>>323250103 Well, I like bullet hells too. I don't play that much because I usually get wrecked as soon as the round starts. So I mostly play back to FPS games.
I listen to anything, really. But I prefer electronic. Specially the retro trippy tunes.
Also, the sleeping thing gave me an idea. Ever heard of lucid dreaming? It's a thing where you train yourself to know when you're dreaming and do whatever you want with your dream. I could link a guide to you if you want.
>>323250741 The main thing I found from playing bullet hells is that I'm really good at Binding of Isaac now. My favourite is Mushihimesama, though. My dreams aren't really an issue. It's shutting my brain off long enough to fall asleep. Dreams are usually quite nice. >>323250810 Listening now.
>>323251479 It's among the harder ones I've played. I play a lot of Supercharged Robot Vulkaiser as well, it's quite a bit easier. Your hitbox in both games is way smaller than it looks. >Can you recall a dream you've had? Not recently. The ones that stick with me are the rare bad ones. Mostly ones I had a lot as a child.
>>323249880 Indeed. DPS is all about who's topping the DPS meters. It's very competitive, and rightfully so because being an underperformer may cost you a raid slot. Lots of DPS always want to get in raids and telling others to sit.
You also have conflicts when it gets to loot. Even with a DKP bidding system, there's always someone who will try to justify why they should get loot over someone else, and the others making their own justification. And that's when drama could begin:
"I've been here the longest, so I get dibs!" "I'm always top DPS, so I get dibs!" "My BF/GF is Officer/Guild Lead/Raid Lead, so I get dibs!"
Shit like that.
So it's not uncommon for DPS to butt heads over loot and who gets in raids (or encounters), outbrag each other in the meters, or come up with excuses why you did bad on that encounter ("I need a Boomkin to boost my DPS!"). I'm sure it happens to tanks and heals too, but it's never as intense as shit that happens with DPS.
>>323253405 I don't really watch a lot. Most of these I've only seen part of, but I liked them; >Casshern Sins (starts off slow, gets really good. I need to redownload the OST sometime). It's about a robot in a post-apocalyptic world where everything rusts. He can't die for some reason. >Samurai Flamenco An airheaded male fashion model with an obsession with sentai (think Power Rangers) decides he wants to become a hero. He's terrible at it. Big genre shift partway through. It's great. >Cowboy Bebop You've probably heard about it. Very western-influenced. It's about bounty hunters in space. Lots of blues and classic rock influences. >Samurai Champloo By the same people as bebop. It's about 2 samurai and a teenage girl who rescues them. Lots of hip-hop influences. One guy fights by basically breakdancing. >Space Dandy It's about a dandy in space. Pretty goofy. >Tiger & Bunny It's about corporate-sponsored superheroes. >Samurai 7 Pseudo-futuristic retelling of the movie Seven Samurai. Has robots and stuff. I once bought a DVD that I thought was the whole show, for $30. The packaging was so shit that I couldn't tell it was only 3 episodes. They wouldn't let me return it. Still mad about that. >Redline It's a movie, not a series, but it's worth mentioning. Basically an extreme race in space. The main character drives a muscle car and doesn't use weapons. Some of his opponents are half-naked magical girls in a transforming robot, a guy who fused himself into his car, and a corrupt cop in a tank. Awesome animation and music.
>>323254095 I watched Cowboy Bebop, actually. It was pretty good. Story was catching, combat was cool, laughed a lot. Didn't like the movie much though.
I *think* I've heard about Redline. Never really knew the name.
Casshern Sins sounds up my alley. Most of my favorite games are either with a robot protagonist or post-apocalyptic.
Can't say I watched much myself. I only remember a few. You've probably heard about them.
>Hellsing Grimdark gorefest. It's about an unkillable vampire killing nazis and crusaders. My ex showed me a bunch of episodes once, didn't really like it.
>Ghost in The Shell Deus Ex: The Anime. There are about three (I heard they're making a fourth) versions of it. One is a TV series, drawing and plot are awful. The other one is a series of 7 episodes. Had to watch twice to understand what was going on. Then there's the movie, which is a lot like the last one. Pretty neat.
>Tokyo Godfathers A movie, actually. Three hobos find a baby and set out on a quest to find its mother. Really gets you thinking.
>>323257257 >Keep all the volatile stuff in a padded satchel next to your open hand for quick access and throwing >Put healing vials in cloth slots all along your arms and body >Enemy strikes, cuts into you and smashes some of the potions >Healing liquids get all over your wounds >Automatic healing Fucking genius, more like.
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