Twitch Streamers

I don't have the slightest idea who any of these guys are and neither should you.

This thread is pretty bad and you should feel bad, but I wanna go on a rant

Reynad is such an unlikable piece of shit though, he's whiny at the game he streams like 6 hours a day, he disrespects like 90% of the people who donate to him and he seems to have some sort of all knowing persona about every topic imaginable, despite knowing very little at all

You realise these people have a primary demographic of 12-16 year old kids, right?

>>323212602
this to be quite honest with you lad (tbqhwyl)

>>323213687
Perfectly fitting for /v/ then

the fuck did kripp do to you

Probably somewhere between Cirno, Witwix, and Broman.

I'll nominate Giantwaffle however.

Kripp is literally the only tolerable streamer

It's easily Reynad

>>323212475
i just know soda from that pic

he's cool

who are the other tools?

>>323214081
mostly hearthstone streamers, trash

Only reason to hate on kripp is because he plays a retarded game for faggots

The rest I've only seen for a grand total of about 10 minutes because I thought they were annoying children

Best streamer is zoasty

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>>323213895
>fat
>autistic
>neckbeard
>close to 30
>kissless virgin
>LITERALLY lives in parents basement
Why does anyone like chirno

>>323212475
Reckful is such a fucking drama queen.
Reynad is a boring piece of shit with dead eyes and a smarmy attitude.
Kripp is a salty whiner, but he at least knows how to have fun.

>>323214450
Getting your life set at like age 20 really fucks you up, but god gamnit is he so amazingly punchable

>>323213939
OP here. he's probably my least hated of the 4, but I still think he's a prick who's in love with himself.

>>323214626
what gives off that vibe to you?

He does seem to really strongly think every single game he's being sniped, but in general I never thought he was too pompous

>caring about any hearthstone player
that guy firebat is cute but that's about it

tbqhhhh
it seems when streamers hit a concurrent viewerbase of 200+, they become total fucking retards who will spazz the fuck out at a donation message that says fuck you, going on a 20 minute rant about how "anon is so fucking stupid they're donating to say mean things"

streams with lower than that are typically chill, because the streamer either doesn't care, or cares enough that he won't be assblasted by "trolls"

designated twitch shitting thread I guess

>>323215009
That's why you watch Forsen

>>323215086
literally 12 year old demographic, friend

the music is unbearable too

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>>323215162
Trump sub spotted

>>323215086
Only for the babyrage dude. Forsen throws such a fit every time something goes wrong.

And that fucking accent doesn't help. "Reallllllly? Reallllllllly? What the fu-URRRRRRR"

>>323215279
The more I watch maSsan highlights the more I like him, but his stream seems kind of lame.

>>323215295
c'mon man, the cancer music loops like 24/7 what normal human being would put up with it

and although I'm not defending trump, he has been getting more and more relaxed lately, recently even doing a fucking okcupid stream

probably all the drugs he can afford

>>323215592
Maybe because he literally sold his stream to a furfag sandnigger after people found out he was viewbotting

>>323214930
Kripp always seemed like that guy who secretly thinks hes better than everyone

>>323214930

You should check out some of the places where people discuss him. About 60% of his ranked matches are proven snipes.

>>323215826
Wait what happened now?

>>323215737
Being more relaxed is exactly the opposite of what Trump needs
He puts me to sleep every fucking time

>>323215086
In terms of HS, the only streamers I could tolerate is firebat. He's not really cancer, he doesn't seem to get offended by everything, and he doesn't have long periods of not saying anything because he's thinking. If I'm watching HS, it's to understand why certain moves are made, so I can't tolerate shit like lothar where he'll spend the entire move silent, complete all his actions, and then briefly state shit after.

>>323215874
He is. The way he handled his 'robbery' was exactly that. He literally thought he was too fucking above handling someone who stole his shit.

>>323215874
this. He has such a shit eating grin anytime he gives his opinion on anything, like 'god they're so lucky to have my divine insight on this matter'. He's never even said anything really interesting or smart which makes look like an asshole.

>>323215874

I bet he has "in jokes" with his metal tshirt wearing friends too.

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you guys can suck a truck full of dicks

reckful is awesome.

>>323216360
Reckful is a fucking egomaniac are you mad, I've never seen a man so self centered

>>323216360
>lmaoooo im such a jeww guyysss lmaoooooo jokes dont hurt me when i force myself to be in on them lmmmamaaaaooooooooooo guyyysss i am a memerrrr just like uuuuuu

- his stream

>>323215874
Well, he usually is pretty good at whatever he does. He isn't ashamed to admit that he isn't too great at some things though, such as ladder.

>>323212475
Sodapopping appeals to youngest demographic and has a pretty immature stream, he is also a wowfag.

Reckfuls stream can be entertaining and he plays decent music, but hes up his own arse and loves himself. Hes also a jew.

Reynad is a salty mofo but i kinda like this about him.

Kripp is just a boring ass sperg who is socially retarded as fuck.

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>>323216109
I dont hate Kripp, I watch his stream sometimes and most of the time hes fine. However there are times where Kripp essentially elevates himself above others in some kind of context(streaming, casting, HS drama etc) and it always comes off as really condescending.

>>323217114
>Kripp is just a boring ass sperg who is socially retarded as fuck.

And yet he has a qt genius IQ waifu and you have nothing in this world.

>>323217246
My gf is considerably better looking than kripps, I will concede he has a better job though.

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Worst to least worst

1. Reckful. I love that he got banned, fucking subhuman trash tier cunt.
2. Reynad. Whiny little immature beta bitch who thinks he's hot shit.
3. Sodapoppin. Pretty annoying and has a big mouth, but not as bad as previous two.
4. Kripp. Not that bad honestly. He does have a big ego and makes some bullshit excuses some times, but eh.

>>323217114
Why do you like Reynad for being salty tho? He's the worst kind of salt. His salt isn't just about losing a match or some shit - he literally goes into a pity-me ragefest anytime things don't go his way. Point in case, his dating shit, his donations shit. I remember one time tuning into his stream and he was lecturing chat over being annoying and wanting to quit streaming.

>>323217185
I don't hate him either. He definitely does have scent of condescending quite often. Like he knows something everyone else is simply too stupid to understand.

>>323217389

Your girlfriend doesn't have a PhD in Computer Science with a focus in Artificial Intelligence.

>>323212602

This. The only thing more gay than being a videogame streamer are the people that know who they are and criticize them

>>323212475
Am I the only one here who watches GPM? He's a cool guy.

>>323212475
Lets settle it here

How should OP kill himself?

Should he slowly drink himself to death? Jump off a skyscraper? Hang himself in his basement? Or just blow his head off with a shotgun?

>>323212475
>Who's the biggest douchebag of them all?
The viewers.

>>323217785
is this copied from some cringe subreddit

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myZURrdKLBg

>>323218362
Doesn't he have a cute blonde girl at his house at all times now because of that seizure?

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>>323212475
Forsen > Kripp > Reckful > Trump > Amaz > Reynad > Sodapoppin > Massan

Reynad and sodapoppin are autistic cuckolds and forsen is a 4chan fag but unfortunately he is a swede

>>323218096
Nope, homegrown content

>>323212475
I don't know who any of them are

>>323217389
>playing the same game 5 hours per day for an audience
>every single fucking day
>hearthstone
>good job
I'd rather smash rocks with a hammer for a living.

>>323218613
What the fuck is that?

>>323218774
A beautiful woman

>>323218774
a female of course

>>323218080
I can't argue with this to be honest famalam

>>323218613
how to you put up with 3 songs playing on repeat exactly

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Surprised no one has mentioned the adderall popping semen swallowing paki faggot DatGuyLirik

>>323219178
lirik is a reddit faggot who has a voice that belongs to a 13 year old

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I dislike all of Hearthstone but Reynad is a particularly autistic piece of shit.
>gets donation
>cries about it and gets triggered
>mutes his mic to spite viewers but anyone who isnt a nuthugger would leave so he's only hurting himself

Kripp and Forsen are the most mature, I hate reckful because he's Jewish but he usually has fun drama. Sodapoppin isn't hearthstone but he's definitely been cucked by the same girls as Reynad so that makes him pathetic. Lirik is also a lot like Sodapoppin in that they have no personality and are very abrasive to viewers and people they play with

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>>323212475

The person who watches them.

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>>323215279
Is that why he has been using facerig and a voice changer?

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>>323212475
Feels great to not know who any of these people are. Maybe i watch too much animu sometimes but at least i havent wasted thousands of hours watching people play a fucking video game. Wasting time is one thing but wasting time watching other people waste time. Some you faggots actually make me want to do something with my life just so i can look down on you more

>>323219178
I want to end him so much

>tfw Kripp cant use mumble anymore because his sponsors dont want anything racist being said

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>>323219178
>Lirik
>Paki

you're kidding right

>it's actually true

ahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA WOW

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>>323219178
>lirik joins server
>tells everyone to shut the fuck up
>lirik fucks someone over in game
>legions of fanboys attack the person that got fucked over

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Sodapoppin is the best because he stands up to the shitfuck fedora-wearing gamers who have no idea how to talk to women.

you know who lirik reminds me of?

that really fucking annoying kid in high school who you sat with at lunch because you liked some of the people he hang out with, but not particularly him

now he didnt like you either, but he would go out of his way to make you feel REALLY uncomfortable so you'd leave his little friend circle

i fucking hated that kid

>>323214480
I watched him play Dark Souls exactly once, and he mentioned that he doesn't even play or like Touhou, he just likes the characters. I closed my browser after that

So how much of your monthly pocket money have you kids donated to your favorite Internet hero?

>>323212475
Reynad not even a question, still fun to watch though.

>>323220503
What did you think he was?

>>323222372
I feel like I should clarify that I don't like or have anything to do with Touhou, but the concept of somebody being such a huge faggot that they just like the characters fucked me up

Sodacuckin is the whitest knight I've seen

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>stream culture

Soda is a complete asshole, full asshole. And i hate the fact that 12 yo kids donate their money so he wastes it in the most stupid way possible.

Reynad is just autistic with no life experience outside of playing a videogame about cards for children

>>323222432
desu i donated $15 to some slut and got head for it so cheaper than prostitution

Don't mind me just Joel is best boy

Soda is the best at video games among those, so save him.

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You can choose 5 streamers to ban forever
OR
Twitch bans underages from using the chat

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reckful hangs out with trannies

>>323223528
>wanting a proper chat with a video game stream
would you like some more fedoras with that autism

>>323223638
heh dongers Kappa

>>323223528
is this supposed to be a hard choice? as annoying as some kids may be, they flock to the 1000+ viewers streams so who cares

ban 5 streamers forever
way too many oversensitive shill faggots streaming - a dude streaming star citizen literally rants about EA being evil and star citizen being good every other stream

>>323212475
Best: Kripp
Worst: Reynad

>>323216014
You mean Kripp snipes? Or he's being sniped?

I know he's extremely paranoid about it.

Kripp is the best but he's slipped so far since he's met Rania. I miss his long streams.

>>323223528
underage easy

i dont even know 5 streamers that i dont really like and their viewers would just congregate to the next memer

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>>323224449
yeah but if you were as ugly as kripp and you were dating someone who's a higher tier like Rania, you'd obviously be pussy whipped and if she wanted you to, quit streaming entirely

>>323224449
https://youtu.be/Mds6DdVRMTA?t=97

>>323214081
>soda
>cool
nigga you insane