>"I PMed you the fix" >thread closed

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>You can download the fix here:
>[You must register an account to view links]

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>Create new thread asking for help
>"banned: Use the search function next time"
>Post in old thread found in search
>"banned: Don't necrobump"
>Post in new thread asking for help
>"banned: Don't derail thread"

>that guy who asks his questions on Stack Overflow just so people who google their problem can find a thread closed by anal retentive mods

>find link to forum with the exact problem I'm having
>only one reply
>it's just some shitter saying "I don't know how to fix that"
>thread closed

>asks question
>gets answer
>locks thread
>edits OP to just "mods pls delete this"

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>>323211924
This shit. This shit right here.

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>>323210736
>Get an error message
>Search for the problem word for word
>0 results found

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>problem with game
>google for a solution for 5 hours, none of the suggested fixes work
>come across a literal who forum with a .ru domain with a supposed fix
>have to register to view the download
>have to view three video ads to start the download
>600kb download, estimated download time: 1 hour 13 minutes
>finally download it, install the fix
>it works

>>323210736
>>323210904
>Thread with solution
>[You must be register in order to view this thread]

>>323210736
I rarely see this, instead I get:
>find post with my exact problem
>0 replies
>thread was made over a year ago

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>Use the search bar retard, its there for a reason
>only related topic that pops up is that same thread
>last reply 8 years ago

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>Here's a link to the fix
>megaupload

>have problem with x
>ask for help on forum
>why do you use x in the first place? use y
>i love y
>x sucks
>no z is so much better

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>Make thread about problem
>"I don't know xP"
>23,867 post count

>>323210736
>"um hi i am havin dis probleme thank you"
>"can you post the error log? what are you running?"
>"ok here it is: -posts entire stack trace- i am on windows thank you"
>thread devolves into the regulars teaching some indian guy about board etiquette and he leaves without getting his problem fixed

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>post tangentally vidya related thread like this
>You are banned.

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>>323215392
>make thread about a problem
>20 replies saying "works for me ;D"

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>Find solution
>It doesn't work for you
>It doesn't work for anybody
>No other answers

>>323215392
literally this

except his post count is now 65,512 (44.086 per day)
http://www.simplemachines.org/community/index.php?action=profile;u=318771

faggot used to come into threads where I was asking for help and tell me he was capable of helping but wouldn't because I would complain about the result

he did this completely unprovoked to many different people

>post problem
>"maybe you should actually buy the game you dirty pirate xD"
>"we don't condone piracy here. Banned."

>>323216671
>Last active: April 12, 2015, 12:49:51 PM

actually I think this guy killed himself

I win again

>>323211924
It's like they don't want anybody to get the help they need.

>>323217420
They don't. They just want to lord over people.

>>323216705
This reminds of that faggot who hangs around in the Nexus chat and baits everyone who asks for help in admitting that they've pirated the game, then reports them.
He literally spends all of his time doing that, if you go check on the Nexus ban list and search by his name you get pages and pages of results.

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>>323214993
>Google problem
>find thread started by someone with the same problem
>"lrn2 google retard"
>thread closed