I wonder how hard the writer at Rockstar beat his stubby little

I wonder how hard the original poster of this thread beat his stubby little dick while writing his post.

>>323194505
>Defending Trevor or GTA5's writing

Truly, Cuckman Begins

>>323193918
>LIKE THE JOKER
Stopped reading there.

>>323194505
This desu

I like trevor to be honest family, he and lamar are pretty much the only redeeming factors about this shit game.

>>323193918
I thought it was great how rockstar made trevor bisexual. Not in the shitty tumblr way. I just loved how "open" Trevor was. Who am I kidding, he's a fucking slut. As a real person Trevor is probably despicable but as a video game character, he's actually an enjoyable little faggot.

>>323194638
Your ass must hurt like hell

>>323193918
GTA V story is essentially muh modern life satire and social comentary with wacky characters, I regret buying it. for the Xbox 360

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I'd rather see a TPB game by Rockstar.

>>323193918
He was entertaining, but I preferred Michael before he went full family man.

Still, pissed Trevor killed Johnny.

>>323193918
Trevor isn't some mary sue arthur insert. He volatile and emotional to the point where he can't really exist with other people. He fucking smokes meth and lives in a trailer

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>>323195246
fuckin a bud

>>323195674
>switch to Ricky
>he's sleeping on the road with cans of beer around him and pepperoni
>mission is to go get smokes from cory and trevor

>>323195236
Yeah, I wish it was essentially my modern life satire and social commentary with wacky characters in the 80s and 90s! That'd really hit muh nostalgia!

>>323195769
I'd play that

Michael>Franklin>Trevor

Michael: should have been the only protagonist
Franklin: CJ clone
Trevor: /b/ 2008: the person

>>323195769
another mission would be to steal cyrus's corvette without alerting sam the caveman

Trevor was the perfect character to free roam, steal and kill shit as.

I keep it real, I can sympathize with Trevor. He has a set of morals that he enforces even if his method of enforcement is hypocritical, a la killing a serial killer so they can't go full serial again.

I liked him because character wise Micheal or Franklin going insane and killing masses of civilians, stealing jets and jumping of planes didn't make much sense.

>>323193918

I can smell your legbearded vagina from here, maybe try being a little more subtle next time if you want to try and fit in.

>>323196834
Michael is not fiting for GTA gameplay outside of missions.
No matter what you do with Trevor it's always feel right. I can't imagine canonical Michael running around town with rocket launcher killing random people etc.

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>>323193918
Meanwhile in Nipland

>>323195581

>blatantly gets away with murder and nobody bats an eye
>literally kills a nightclub full of gangbangers but zero consequences and everyone is back working the next day, its not even brought up after the fact

>not a mary sue

>>323197746
>blatantly gets away with murder and nobody bats an eye
I'm sorry, is this not fucking grand theft auto?

>>323193918
Go away sjw.

>>323197746
>every GTA character is a Mary Sue! : the post

>>323197746
Thats not a mary sue though. Its just a lack of world consistency.

>>323197872
As part of the actual story?

Oh wait yeah because something something FBI watchlist means he's suddenly untouchable to the point where not even the other main characters mention anything about what he's doing.

>"Oh, nice strip club man, guess its ours now! You left the owner in the fridge? Lmao buddy u so random"

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>>323195246
I sincerely would love this. I'm actually a bit surprised nothing like it exists, even as a fan game.

>>323195190

its just because he's a hillbilly

he was never even in prison

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>>323193918
Trevor reminds me of Rick Sanchez.

>>323193918
Are you still mad because he killed Johnny?

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Trevor would be a pretty shitty cringe character if it wasn't for the fact GTA is, and always has been a satirical game with over the top everything, you faggot

>>323196834
+1

>>323196834
Michael - Reddit: the person

>>323193918
pretty much all the characters were just shitty inconsistent reddit caricatures

trevor:
>OOGA BOOGA I'M SO CRAZY BUT AT THE SAME TIME RATIONAL
the nigger (already forgot his name):
>OOGA BOOGA I'M SO BLACK BUT AT THE SAME TIME WHITE
michael:
>OOGA BOOGA I'M A KEKOLD BUT AT THE SAME TIME wait no, that's it, that's the whole character

this is what happens when you have 6 gorrillion people working on a game. the writing ends up being shitty and inconsistent because the script was probably handled by several dozen interns.

>>323194638
trevor was porbably the best written character in gta5 though.

>>323200147
The fuck you type "OOGA BOOGA" before each line?

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Trevor was just a stereotypical nutjob with nothing interesting going for him, apart from the fact that he's beyond crazy and he wears skirts in public OMG!!!!11 SO BADASS!!1111

Niko Bellic was a psycho, but he was interesting, probably the best GTA protagonist. No one will be able to top this guy.

>>323203946
Niko is underrated. Niko and Packie are hysterical together. Although their missions together were generally uninspired and shit. IV still gets a lot of flak because of Roman but imo even with all the texting/phone calls, he was less annoying than Mike's Son in V.

This! Niko and Packie were so great together. GTA 4 also had a story for adults, unlike GTA 5 where it was made for kids with ADHD

The whole point of Trevor is that you're supposed to dislike him.

>>323195071
Lamar was horrible though. Saying nigger every other word is not how to write a black character. Even one from "da hood"

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>I HAVE TO SHIT ON A CHARACTER TO PROVE THAT I LIKE THE OTHER CHARACTER
typical /v/ (kids) rampage, all characters were good for their own merits (except for franklin)
but the best character in the entire series has to be Niko
he was a fun guy, I would chill and watch some BEG AMURIGAN TEETEES with him

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>>323204973
I think that's the whole point of the entire game, I hated playing it and I thought it was a waste of my time and money. What a great game.

>>323205095
>white middle class person knows how black people in "da hood" talk to each other
no

>>323204718
The only thing in IV that annoys me was how shit aiming was with a controller (replayed it on PC recently so didn't have that problem), and how braking was really odd. You take forever to come to a stop, so much so that I usually just try to no-brake and automatically get stopped when I hit mission markers.

>>323205095
He's a great black character nigga, don't know what you're talking about. He's funny, he has trust issues, makes sex jokes with friends relatives, and is actually fun to hang out with.

If you wanted a boring ass black character with no personality whatsoever, you have Frank. Fuck all that "characters always have to be their utmost ideal form" bullshit some faggots keep trying to push in currentyear.

>>323195190
>but as a video game character
fucking this.

>>323193918
Yeah, my game characters need to be boring with no social skills or sense of humor just like real life.

Fuck that. I play games to see stuff I don't get in real life. Trevor is a million times better than Franklin whose storyline flatlines 4 hours into the game.

>>323198315
the whole point of them being allowed to get away with murder when the higher government is concerned is to comment on how corrupt THEY are.

and they planned on having Trevor killed after he did everything they wanted him to do, they just wanted Franklin to do it. So then he either dies, lives because Franklin killed Michael and the others were protected by that rich asshole, or all 3 characters survive by killing all of the main figures who would have them killed, having Dave be the guy left to give them immunity. Dave still gets paid monthly just for sitting on his ass and doing nothing because that was his deal with Michael.

>>323199629
Haha owned xD