Next: Diablo 2
Later: Pokemon Yellow
>tfw you speedrun some games no one else really runs so you have some ez WRs
I now have WORLD RECORDS on my resume.
What do you have, anon?
Nothing. That's what.
>running some shitty boring games instead of actually competing with fun games
>b-but i have a world record!
>Save the barbarians donation incentive
>345 out of 3500 dollars
No one likes that shitty quest. Act 2 mercenary for life.
blueglass is a beutiful angle too pure for speedrunning
I have to piss but I don't wanna miss the stream, what do I do guys?
seeing this game again made me burst out laughing. anyone remember this?
You get a mana sword
You get a mana sword
>Teehee! I'm going to take a picture with this autistic creep even though if he wasn't an e-famous meme I wouldn't go within 50 metres of him!
Hearing his laugh again is reminding me that I used to believe videogames can be fun sometimes.
Is it just me or does Yagamoth seem annoyed with puwexil?
Who is this fuckin autistic fuck, does he fuckin live at AGDQ cause this fucker is in almost every speedrun i see.
Did you even get the joke?
>mfw i beat your WR literally blindfolded
not really I just read Natalie Portman
YSG aka Yellow Shirt Guy aka Yolo Swag God aka Blueglass aka Jared Minnihan aka Your Mom's secret boyfriend.
>neet life but had recent successful interview
>I now have WORLD RECORDS on my resume.
What kind? Autism?
look I wasn't expecting this to ramble on so long I'm sorry
>be dark overlord
>except this one hero of prophecy has found the legendary weapon
>oh well he only has a slight chance to stop me it shouldn't be a problem
>he has two spastic buddies with the same legendary weapon how is this possible
more like why the fuck would i even bother wanting to know him, he looks autistic as fuck and speedrunning is for gays.
>batman got paid money to suck her toes
Nah he's scared he might get "sexually assaulted", which in reality was probably someone just fucking around joking with him but mentally ill people can't process stuff like normal humans apparently.
Unlike 99% of the little faggots itt I watched the first GDQ Blueglass ran Ecco at and I thought he was a huge autist but was hilarious because of it. I still wouldn't go out of my way to pretend to be buddy buddy with him despite his meme status because I'm not a massive attention whore.
If you have to wait until you get paid to have enough money to donate then you probably shouldn't donate to anything.
And that's not even taking into consideration that Prevent Cancer Foundation don't deserve the donations anyway.
Today is a boring fucking day
Any news on what the SETUP will be?
Uh I may have forgot about the Turtles in Time run in the schedule first when making the OP
No matter how much that guy bulks, with that fucking head he will always, always be a little bitch.
Especially his weak ass chin. I would knock that fucker out in two to three hits, guaranteed. Besides, muscles are pointless for fights.
>It never occurred to me that you could do this for fun
God damn it Yagamoth
Wow. They're actually asking questions I want to know the fucking answers to.
Shit on me.
Based Malicks new cinema, Knight of Cups
>want to speedrun an autistic sonic fangame because i'm sure it'll be an ez wr
>someone already did it
Hasn't anyone been shit on as hard as Epic was in a race this year?
Okay listen the FUCK up and stop watching the god damn stream right now. I have something important to say.
Turtles In Time is like my favorite game of all time and if any of you even fucking THINK of bullying me before, during or after this run, I will fucking kill you. Understood??? I'm not fucking around. And I don't want to hear any shit about how I'm a newfag and must shut up. I'm not fucking new if I've been here almost 4 years.
I'm sorry but how in the fuck do you "prevent" cancer?
Money to curing cancer, while extremely improbable, sounds like it makes more sense to trying to prevent something that can literally affect any human bean at any time.
>fixed the tilt of the camera
IT'S A GOD DAMN CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!
>reply to pinhead
that'll be one million dollars you dumb nerd :^)
I'm way, way better at this game than that autistic fucking manchild virgin speedrunner
The optimization of this game is fucking impressive.
>in two years i will have been here a decade
>some of you faggots will be going on 15
> Six million people die every year because of tobacco.
hmm where have I heard this before
he says the videos were just him and friends from college "messing around" and that the images were digitally altered, I think. his rambling is desperate and doesn't make much sense
Uhhhhhh because I'm not a fucking nerd autist, you fat manchild?
Beating the game so fast I can't make webms fast enough to be relevant.
There's one image of him without the shirt and a huge pot belly that I think appeared first. He probably thought that and the grommr profile was the only thing or something. The video appeared here a couple of threads later I think. It's bizarre.
fuck me 90s games had some balling soundtracks
im sick of epic orchestral scores
I TOLD YOU I DIDNT WANNA BE BULLIED DURING THIS RUN
noone cares about your shit webms anyway so you might aswell not even bother
>Hype the everliving fuck out of glitch
>failed, no reset
Greetings from Germany!
Long time viewer, first time donator here. My grandfather passed away recently after a long battle with cancer so what you guys are doing is awesome! Here's 5 dollars. Keep up the good work and let's kick cancer in the butt! I'm also donating 95 dollars to the Cancer Research Institute. Adding both together that makes 70 net dollars towards cancer research (69 through CRI plus 1 through PCF)! Everybody say HOYP!
PS: put my donation incentive towards switching charities
yeah like every new fantasy rpg and every other game has this classical shit going on and IT'S FUCKING BORING, you gotta have some wagner tier stuff for me to listen your classical boringness
Although this is a troll, the GDQ donations have allowed PCF to fund research grants that have led to some better cancer treatments - there is even a research grant they offer which is named after SDA if memory serves.
The best way to prevent cancer is not being an edgelord. Looks like you might be out of luck.
Great, a runner going waaaay over allowed time on a shit game.
Wake me when Diablo starts.
just because you have been here 4 years doesn't make you an oldfag, you act childish and don't understand memes, you should, if you want to stop being called a newfag, understand more how things work here by researching silently more time
tl;dr lurk moar
THUG 2 was pretty balls to the walls.
fuck. I just woke up and missed almost all of TMNT.
It's just not the same to watch it recorded.
TONIGHT I DINE ON TURTLE SOUP
Run ruined, anyone else feel embarassed vicariously?
>Your controls don't work right when the camera is scrolling
Oh so THAT'S why tackling the blockers in that part sucks so much.
Complain all you want, at least I'm learning new shit about games I love.
I shouldn't be angry people clearly too young to understand the turtles craze are posting but I can't help it.
It was a good show.
>classical is boring
>mentions Wagner thinking it's classical
>watching agdq makes me want to try speedrunning DaS
>remember that the only speedrun strat i've gone for is the red tearstone + bkh run which is highly marathon-unsafe
>remember that i can't pull off the firesage skip and barely pull off the new londo skip
>there's no glitchless category
>Blaming the guy despite the mousers being RNG
Looks like you have some awesome sources to back up your claim, there!
Read the top research award, fuckwad.
>Gone Home any% WR: 48s 220ms
>Gone Home 100% WR: 4m 16s 460ms
>You know about music so you must be a leftist
Why do the people running this shit have to be so autistic? They need to put newer games in, even though the core audience doesn't like them as much, it attracts the normie audience who will actually donate and can keep this shit going.
These old games are nice, usually much better routed, but they're often boring when we've all seen the same old runs.
I don't care if The Witcher 3 isn't that well routed right now, it would have been a good idea to put it in.
>also less autistic people on the couch.
Marathon strategies are for marathons only, these guys retrain themselves for these safer strats.
That's actually a fairly easy game to start speedrunning, just set a doable time goal and start looking up good strategies to shave minutes off.
The ones that truly understand the turtle craze are in fact the young ones. Correct me if I'm wrong but the turtle craze is happening again. I work at a daycare/learning center and they're all obsessed with TMNT it's not even funny.
that's not a turtle pun though
Just think, he must have spent years of his life on this decades-old game, practicing hours per day every day. And here's the moment his whole life has been leading up to, playing it live in front of a crowd. Annnnnd... chokes. It's brutal to watch
>I don't care if The Witcher 3 isn't that well routed right now, it would have been a good idea to put it in.
You are very, very, very wrong about this.
Playing an essentially unrouted game at a marathon is a terrible idea.
HOLY SHIT I FUCKING LOVE DIABLO
I might actually watch these autists run this game now
The first year of AGDQ was 2013, so how did they get their budgets approved within the same year? also where are the 2014 and 2015 grants if IMMEDIATELY within the same year the money raised by agdq went to grants?
you are just a gullible fuck that doesn't understand all this money gets pocketed.
At least I didn't miss the Star Riders stage.
Such a beautiful game with an amazing soundtrack.
Thanks for buying it for me so long ago, mom
llama has said that he's hoping for a decent diablo 2 run, nothing special. He's a pretty good talker though, so he should be explaining a lot while running which will be nice. Also he should be wearing chain mail.
>he's the reason i stayed up all night
>these things are still alive
their parents already had 5 and only 1 looks "normal"
why do they try to raise them like normal childs?
the life of these satanic monstrosities must be a total suffering
why don't they mercy kill them?
why do people think they can raise normally an autistic/deformed person or that it would get cured or have a normal life?
I feel bad when I remember that people have nostalgia for a dull piece of shit like Diablo.
Like, while I was busy playing awesome shit like Gradius and Battletoads, you boring bastards played isometric Ultima. No wonder you hate fun.
>tfw found 4chan back in late '04.
>thought it was an underground illegal porn site and 4chan was a fortune pun.
>boards were slow but everyone was an irreverent nerd.
>thanks to old /v/ discover my favorite games like Planscape, System Shock, and Dude Sex.
>2007 summer fags start to get annoying.
>2008 Fox News airs the hackers on steroids 4chan shit
>Massive influx of edgy faggots
>mfw the summer never ended
>I even miss "implying" in every fucking post and that Russian faggot that used to wipe the whole board with randomly colored squares.
Tough. I just ignore 99% of this now, I only tune in for games post 2005 now, I've seen everything prior run several times in several different categories.
If I want a blast from the past I listen to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRJFvtvTGEk and watch some of my VHS collection.
Far more enjoyable than this autism.
So is Mike Jewyama actually in attendance for once, this year? Or is he home "sick" again like basically every year before this? It's like he's scared of being there. Someone might ask him something he doesn't want to have to answer for.
haha wtf it is literally sponsored by an autism charity