I started this game. Besides the cringey dialogue, I'm lovin'

The dialogue never stops being cringey, but you'll love to hate it, at least

Also, get out before you get spoiled

>>323153897
casual filter
great game that ticks off every single of AAA game design boxes (voice acted character-driven campaign, third person shooter, online multiplayer) and yet is still a game first and foremost and not just a glorified cutscene

>Dialogue is like a Saturday Morning Cartoon
>"cringey"
Are we going to start using "cringe" for everything not 100% serious now?

AGAIN TODAY I WILL GO SOARING THROUGH THE SKY

>>323154760
Oh it's been like that for a while.
Isn't it funny, between that and the new wave of 'weeb' hate everyone's on some schoolyard shit trying to be too cool for gay nerd shit

turn up the horizontal touch screen sensitivity

It's a fucking fantastic game.

So, how exactly does the difficulty work? Do they just throw more shit on the screen the higher the difficulty slider is?

>>323153897
You're going to get spoiled. You better leave and start playing through the game even if it's at first on babby mode.

>>323154282
>>323155272
Jesus, does it really matter that much?
I think I might've already been spoiled once, but I'm not sure since I can't remember. Not that I care, really.

Leave now and play the game. Also I don't know if multiplayer is dead but try it out.

>>323155762
>>323155789

...Hades?

>>323153897
I got the game recently too. It is great. I don't have any issues with the dialogue, it is fun and I love it.

I only wished I had picked it up sooner but I heard horrible things about the controls and such, which made me hesitate.

I love the dialog. Fuck you.

GOTY 2012

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Reminder that Pally is everyone's pal.

>>323156272
>botched laser eye surgery
>hosPITal
No, fuck YOU.

>cringe
Fuck off and die.

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>Tfw only 9 chapters

>>323156349
>I NEVER LEARNED HOW TO REEEEEEEAAAAD
No, sir. It is you who should be fucked

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Viridi is perfect.

>>323153897
Thank you, Britbros, for disliking Nintendo games. Kid Icarus is one of like five games that I got for super cheap because people in Britain don't seem to buy 3DS games and stores want to get rid of them.

I fucking loved it, one of my best played 3DS titles and one of my favorite 3DS games in general. Would recommend to any 3DS owner.

>>323155003
MY ENEMIES I'LL DISH EM UP IN A STIR-FRY

>>323156827
>yfw Viridi is actually an old lady who spent too long in the Rewind Spring

>>323156349
It's funny! It's ok to laugh!

>>323156827
Palutena > all

>>323153897
>cringey dialogue
This is a sign you have grown bitter with age, with some exceptions like >>323155003 and YOU GOTTA STAY UPBEAT UPBEAT UPBEAT.

You know how a chicken takes three steps and then forgets?

>>323157341
Forgets what?

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Pit is cute!

>>323157426
You know how a chicken takes three steps and then forgets?

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do you think he's circumcised?

ARE WE THERE YET

>>323157471
I want to smear him with semen

>>323157503
>>323157471
Fr*ck off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uxnc2eoPjSs

Why do homosexuals always try to ruin 3DS threads? You ruined every Triforce Heroes thread and now Kid Icarus too?

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>>323157637
i bet you're uncut you jealous slut

>>323157848
Hey, it could be pedo girls too! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>323157675
Good choice, Reapers' Line of Sight is better.

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I'd his spats

>>323157503
BAZINGA!

Palutena is the LEWD GODDESS OF SLOPPY BLOWJOBS!

>>323153897
What are the best weapon types and which are the most useful skills? I'm still quite new to the game.

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>>323157503
Depends if Pit is.
Link is 100% cut

>>323154282
>spoiled
On what? There's nothing to spoil. It has the story of an NES game, though somehow even worse.

>>323153897
It's one of the greatest games ever made. But I actually like the dialogue, especially because the few cutscenes in the game are very short and the characters just talk and give exposition while you play. While you're actually playing, not like, let's say, TLoU, that had long sections where you're just walking around doing nothing while the characters talk.

Somtimes I wonder if all these gayfags are simply false flagging trolls trying to prevent any discussion on actually worthwhile games...

>thread makes me wanna play
>listen to the soundtrack because I'm too lazy to change carts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QG77HTdreh0

>>323158603
There aren't any best weapon types, some would tell you to try X or Y most but it's up to you and how much you like them. In singleplayer I usually used claws, but I loved using clubs and blades in multi. With a nice skill and power set you can make nearly any weapon suit you.

It's best to get something with +overall defense for the highest difficulty settings, shit hits hard.
There's also this picture, I'm not sure if its been updated or not (found on Google), I've been hanging 'round the /vg/ threads for awhile when the game was released and the picture was made.

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>>323159131
And I forgot the picture

>>323159218
Thanks for the chart! This might come in handy.

>>323157968
>Makes the best Pit/Pittoo
>Even gives international viewers easy way to get his stuff
So fucking base.

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>>323158957
One night you'll have a wet dream about Pit giving you a rough footjob and then you'll understand.

>>323158732
Fuck that, chapter 9 was the hypest shit.

>>323159684
Nigga's feet are huge though.

You know what they say about guys with big feet.

>>323159684

>homosexual
>foot fetish

Just when you thought that it couldn't get any worse. Anon, I don't judge you for lifestyle choices but please stop shitting up good threads with degenerate stuff.

>>323159869
They spend a lot on shoes!

>>323159684
>>323159953
Don't you have a board for this shit faggot? >>>/cm/

>>323153897
Best 3DS game. The dialogue isn't cringey, your personality that's frigid.

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Is the Pit amiibo still rare as fuck?

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Gotta love the multiplayer in this game. LvD is the hypest shit.

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>>323159953
it's not gay if they don't have hair down there yet

>>323159569
>Even gives international viewers easy way to get his stuff
what?

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>>323160176
Shotas are for just loving and cuddles.

>>323160446
Go on his Pivix and he posted a link to get his stuff outside of Nipland. One of the few Japanese artists that seem to care about the west getting his stuff.

>>323160505
Pitoo smells like cinnamon and gingerbread and Pit smells like vanilla and butter cookies.

>>323161149
Pit smells like Palutena's pussy because that's where he spends most of his time.

>>323161298
But Pit is pure
Being with Dark Pit still makes him pure

>>323161937
they're just comparing their bodies and taking care of their wet dream problems. there's nothing unpure about pit and pi2

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>>323162165
100% right.