Can any video game character defeat the emperor of mankind?

A focus sash endeavor, quick attack ratatta.

>>323152213
>rotting skeleton on a gold painted chair
>strong
this is what emperor's dogs believes.

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>>323152213
And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara.

>>323152213
Inb4 Demonbane.

>>323152213
Probably that gloriously overwritten Fire Warrior from the PS2 game

>>323152213
Any necromancer can simply reanimate his skellington.

>>323152213
Pre-Throne? Nah, almost unkilable by anyone in non 40k universe.

Post-Throne?I mean, he is still a fucking god, psycher powers could probly kill anybody anyway, and he has a entire planet defending him.

>>323154234
I'm not looking forward to when the emperor dies and chaos rends our collective corneal and incorporeal forms asunder. But knowing that in the last agonizing moments of your pitiful life you will be eating your words and praying to that "rotting skeleton on a chair" for mercy, gives me a small glimmer of satisfaction.

>>323154571
Not really, he's still alive and I don't think even a natural 20 roll would be enough for any necromancer to get past his saving throws.

The Emperor is capable of destroying matter. Not just making it change states, but removing it from the sum total of matter in the universe.

He can also remove individuals from time, stopping time for them and himself, while time keeps flowing for everyone else.

>>323154997
the word is "was"
right now all he's capable of is decomposing

>>323154782
Pro-tip: He is MORE powerful post-throne than pre-throne.

He has been fed thousands of psykers daily for millenia. It is a miracle that he hasn't just willed the warp shut at this point or has he?

>having any trouble killing a moribund
Any character could.

>>323155169
The time stop example comes from Inquisition War, where Inquisitor Jaq Draco barges in to the Throne room and Big E's psychic presence froze time for him and Jaq so the Custodes wouldn't kill him before he got to deliver his message.

A message that was retrieved from the Black Library btw, and the Emperor was already aware of its contents.

>>323155182
The thousands of psykers are to keep the throne going, he is only more powerfull due to the worship and fervent serving of him manifesting in the warp and him being officially ascended into Godhood.

Tad ironic, but hey, it works.

>>323154571
>Reanimate a psychically active skeleton of god-like entity
Good luck with that

>>323152213
How in the soul rattling fuck does his proportions work in that suit? He is some kind of super human, right?

>>323155370
>the Custodes

Are people even allowed in the throne room besides sacrificial psykers?

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>>323156153
Average Joe < Space Marine < Primarch < GOD-EMPEROR OF MANKIND

>>323155706
laughed way harder than I should have

>>323156263
Yes. The 300 Companions of the Adeptus Custodes.

>>323156153
He is a master of biomancy, he can make himself look like whatever he wants. In one book, he makes himself a vision to trick some guy into thinking he's God so decades later he would drop the whole religious nonsense.

>>323154814
>he finks im a humie and not getting ready for gork and mork to stomp chaos cucks

>>323156506
fucking manlets in my 40k autism get out

Asura from asura's wrath

>>323156615
>cucks
>humie not 'umie

You're not a proper Ork.

>>323152213
He was defeated by his own stupidity.

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>Dont mind us, wez jus' sum humie gubbins

>>323154501
Why did you have to say that

>>323156954
>I recite 1d4chan memes and /tg/ in general

Read a book, niqqa. Next you'll spout epbic memes like "Magnus did nothing wrong" or "Russ did nothing wrong" or "Dorn is a tactical genius" or some other equally stupid shit.

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Could Za Warudo DIO beat the Emperor?

>>323156263
Custodes are allowed inside, in fact, outside is what they aren't allowed

>>323156954
More like defeated by his own humanity.

The love for his son is what did him in.

>>323157298
Nope. This isn't true. Only the 300 Companions don't leave the Imperial Palace. The other (assumed) 700 aren't mentioned being anywhere. Seeing as in Great Crusade they fought two major battles, Burning of Prospero and Ullanor Campaign, chances are the 300 remain to defend the Emperor and the rest go and fight elsewhere, probably instructed by the Emperor himself.

>>323157469
Is it not the 300 are raised from birth inside the throne room or something?

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>>323157185
No but Za Warudo over Heaven Dio could.

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This angry fucker

>>323156615
I would tell you that pretending to be an ork is heresy, but seeing as you already blasphemed against the emperor it won't matter, I'm guessing whatever scumfuck forgeworld you hail from will soon be dusted thanks to your transgressions.

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>>323157753
>Dissing the sacred forge worlds of the Mechanicum

You're thinking of hive worlds. That's where scum breeds.

>>323152213
Ehhhh....the ultrasmurfs could probably pull it off if someone got them to believe it was for the good of the imperium,.

>>323157594
Can't remember, all I know is they're called the Companions and they're based on, you guessed it, 300 (well the original Battle of Thermopile). All we know is, in their current fluff, they're better than regular Space Marines and are trained in politicking and assassination (mainly to learn how somebody would assassinate the Emperor) and they're much harder and more expensive to replace.

>>323158081
I don't think they can be replaced as the Emperor made them himself. Just like their can't be any new Primarchs.

>>323158235
Isnt custodes made before the primarchs?

>>323158235
They can. It's been said they can. Read Visions of Heresy, does a fair bit on them. They're just more expensive and time consuming to replace, but they're better than Space Marines (thou Visions of Heresy says they're only slightly better and 1v1 it'd be tough to call who'd win). Since they're getting models and rules from Forge World when Burning of Prospero HH book comes out, we'll get their fluff then which will end the debate once and for all.

My Golden Dildos better be good. Valdor was cool too.

One Punch Man of course
How much does the Emperor even lift nowadays?

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>>323157084
>didn't take enough measures to warp proof his doom fortress
>abandoned the crusade to play with his train set
>creating an incredibly powerful psychic son with a thirst for knowledge then forbidding him from certain lines of research after telling him just enough about said research to make him curious
>letting people like Angron and Curze head armies of genetically engineered killing machines
>humiliating 150,000 religious fanatics in such a way that guarantees they'll hold a grudge

Face it, Black library are not doing a good job of portraying him as anything but a tool.

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>>323152213

Easy Pete

>>323158464
>yfw it turns out Saitama is really just the god emperor.

>>323157663
Show me something that isn't muh reality hax lolislut/Deamoneraser that could beat this guy

>>323158464
>>323158679
>video game character
fuck off you illiterate trash

>>323158745
Pretty sure his daughter could if she tried

>>323158810
same shit emperor's dog

>>323158481
>humiliating 150,000 religious fanatics
Can you elaborate on that?

>>323158810
......technically?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQG6n35PKuI

>>323158372
No. Thunder Warriors were the proto-Space Marines. Custodians are the bodyguard of the Emperor and are insanely equipped and skilled. In Ullanor, 1000 of them charged the tens of thousands strong Ork, like 40,000 died in 4 mins for only 3 losses to Custodes.

Obi-Wan defeats the Emperor effortlessly, granted they fight on an uneven surface.

>>323159217
What if Emperor can spin?

>>323159447
Even the God Emperor of Mankind won't have managed to master the Sheev Spin.
It's hopeless.

>>323159447
Sheev-spin couldn't even take out Dindu, he has no chance against Kenobi.

>>323158481
>warp proof

Yes he did. He didn't know Magnus was going to contact Tzeentch to blow his wards open sending a message he already knew was going to happen.

>abandoned his crusade
He actually delayed his return for a decade or so, just to defeat the Ork Empire at Ullanor and to make sure Horus was the right choice for Warmaster over Sanguinius. Emperor HAD to finish the Webway otherwise his plan on removing the Chaos Gods couldn't have happened. No Warp = No Space Travel = No Empire. Webway allowed him to kill Chaos Gods (which he was doing according to the Chaos Gods themselves) without need of the Warp. The Emperor knew something bad was going to happen as his foresight "came up against a black wall". In short, he couldn't see the future past a certain point, meaning only Chaos could be blocking it.

>Creating a psychic son
Who he sat down with at least twice and told him not to go looking for shit in Chaos. Sanguinius was also a pysker, but he didn't go talking to a Chaos God out of curiosity. But the worse part of this point is you did know the Golden Throne was created for Magnus, right? Magnus was supposed to power Astronomican, not the Emperor.

>letting Angron and Curze
He didn't know Angron was mutilating his followers, and even if he did, he didn't care as long as results happened. Curze was an emo faggot.

>humiliating Word Bearers
He told then several times to stop worshipping him as a God and several times said "stop building Temples to me and concentrate on conquering the galaxy"

>>323156841
punching shit is not going to do anything against chaos and he would end up serving khorne no matter if he like it or not

>>323160007
Chakravartin tried that "whether you like it or not shit" and look how that turned out for him.

>>323160007
>end up serving khorne
He'd punch Khorne until Khorne dies.

>>323160007
Orks punch shit all the time and are mostly free from Khorne. As long as your soul doesn't belong to Chaos it can't do shit to you. And Asura's soul is so strong that he just wills himself back to life when slain nevermind allowing some fuckface to order him around.

>>323160115
its not like hes going to force him to serve him, just by being the violent idiot that asura is will power up khorne. punch shit and get mad - punch more shit and get more mad, hes just feeding khorne.
>>323160680
if hitting the body of a chaos would be enough to kill them the emperor itself would have kill the 4 chaos gods long ago. im not even sure if they even have physical forms or their bodies are just avatar of the concept of a chaos god

>>323161068
>if hitting the body of a chaos would be enough to kill them the emperor itself would have kill the 4 chaos gods long ago. im not even sure if they even have physical forms or their bodies are just avatar of the concept of a chaos god
You do realize that the residents of the Asura realm are capable of things far, far exceeding the abilities of anyone born into the Human realm, right?
This includes the Emperor, naturally.

>>323161068
Last time I checked the emperor couldn't punch suns and planets into dust

>>323156841
All pain. No Gain. The Emperor and his foes can work on a metaphysical level.

>>323157185
Nope. The Emperor can outfight Dio, he can outmagic Dio, but he can't outclass that smooth motherfucker.

To beat the Emperor, you'll need some absurd super reality warper type. In saying that though, he nearly got his arse handed to him by a huge ork warboss. This was pre throne though.

Buddha wrecks the Emperor easily.

>>323159631
>He told then several times to stop worshipping him as a God and several times said "stop building Temples to me and concentrate on conquering the galaxy"

He didn't tell them shit. he was perfectly happy to let the word bearers believe he was a god until it stopped getting results.

>>323159116
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Monarchia

>>323159631
>he didn't care as long as results happened
He did find out eventually, granted it would have been to late to really do anything about it but his attitude with things like that is what came back to bite him.

>>323160882
orks are natural psykers and are even better psykers than the eldar, and some orks had fallen to chaos they just got killed by regular orks for not being orkish enough. their protection against khorne is their natural psyker abilities, their unique link that makes them strongers the more orks they have and their own 2 gods that they created out of their collective power.
also chaos is a temptation of something and asura is a natural violent block head he dont needs to want to serve any chaos god to do their biding just by being an exaggeration of something hes already feeding a chaos god in this case violence = khorne.

>>323161232
you are aware that you are trying to make asura punch a concept?. why dont you make him punch the concept of love hope and dreams while you are at it to see if he can kill it too

>read what a genestealer cult does
Jesus christ, that concept alone is enough to make a good comic/film/novel. Please tell me there's something like that.

>>323161895
no put there's probably a wankfic about it.

>>323152213

>Horus and the Big E will never appear in a video game

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>>323156995

Propah cunnin

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>>323152213
>>323154320

>>323156506
>5.9" average

Somebody post this on /fit/. I wanna see the world burn.

>>323161617
Asura is just what his name suggests, an Asura.
The Asura can punch concepts.

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Is there any video game character who could defeat Son Goku?

>>323163031
I actually have genuine concern about this. I am 6'1" and when I walk down the street everyone's lower. Seems fake a bit, or at least a bit higher.

Unless someone counted in nignogs into the total.

>>323163631
>6'1"

M A N L E T

>>323163631
also 6'1" here it is the same for me but there are more people the same height or even taller than me than you'd imagine

>>323163031
it says average "human" so I'd imagine that it includes women.

also >tfw 5"5 manlet

>>323163305
so if he kills the god of light all light will be gone of the universe?, if he kills the god of fire there wont be no more fire in the universe? if he kills the god of life everyone in the universe will be dead?. there us a reason if why the emperor didnt create his army to charge like a violent idiot into the warp and blow the living shit on everything there, he was trying to kill the chaos gods by hunger, he was trying to starve them to death and many think that it was impossible in the first place but the emperor never told hes full plan to anyone anyway. the only thing that we are sure is that to kill a chaos god you need to use your brains instead of your fist and punch the living shit of everything like a fucking idiot

>>323164135
This.

I'm surprised that people cannot grasp that there are things that cannot be defeated by simple violence.

Asura goes on a rampage. "I WILL DESTROY THE CHAOS GODS!"

He meets their servants in battle.
Khorne drinks deeply of all that rage, hate, pain and death. He would fucking love Asura.

Nurgle reaches in, drawing from the death and fear that ripples through the mortals who see these mighty beings fight.

Slaanesh urges them on, massaging their enormous pride and egos over their incredible powers.

Finally, Tzneetch flips the whole fucking lot upside down.

These beings are not things you can just walk through a magic door and punch in the face. Their demons and realms are to an extent, but there's a point of no return within the Warp, which is where these primodial beings lurk.

>>323164467
So what if pass that point and beat the shit out of them?

>>323164527
Japanese Willpower is not the end all and be all of all things.

>>323164467
Emperor damaged the Chaos Gods and the Chaos Gods killed Malal back in the day.

>>323164632
You didn't answer the question.
Also, Asura is still an Asura.

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>>323164467
>These beings are not things you can just walk through a magic door and punch in the face

Unless your name is Kaldor Draigo, of course.

>>323164720
Draigo never ever fought the Chaos Gods 1v1. He destroyed all their shit, but never fought them. He just can't be killed by any "God or Daemon".

>>323155706
Not bad

>>323164467
To be fair Asura is completely able to physicaly destroy the universe making the warp an empty void.

And if you call bullshit on that, go watch the last DLC chapters on youtube were he rips through celestial bodies like paper, including a spherical rock the size of a galaxie AND kills a god that's supposed to be an all powerfull creator entity.

>>323164960
Something that is defeated by a non-omnipotent being cannot by definition be all powerful.

Are Space Marine fags the most cancerous people?

>have this universe with a fuckload of interesting races
>let's just focus on the Space Nazis because that's what sells

You are the reason every fantasy race or alien looks like colored humans with horns.

>>323154320
How old is this meme now?

>>323165163
No, convergent evolution is why they look the same.

Also, Eldar, Humans and Orks were all made by the Old Ones.

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Only the most powerful being in the universe

>>323165107
To be fair that god lowered himself to his level out of pride but didn't count in that Asuras "wrath" isn't just a power up akin Hulk^10 but also warps reality into his favour.

Omniscience wasn't part of his godhood apperently

>>323159631
except he never explained why he shouldn't go looking for shit in chaos.

>>323163031
Yeah alright >>>/fit/35536939

>>323165958
Yes he did. He said it was full of lies and tricks and that it was dangerous to do it.

>>323154234
He´s the strongest psyker in universe. He can destroy your soul if you get close to him

>>323166095
What's human average, according to /fit/, anyway?

>>323165163
>Space Marine fags
You mean Games Workshop, right? Good chunk of the fanbase wants games about something other than SPESS MAHREENS. Like this:
https://twitter.com/castpixel/status/622105424792301569

>>323166919
>Good chunk of the fanbase wants games about something other than SPESS MAHREENS
Still nothing compared to the ones who do want it.

They keep miking them for a reason. If Orcs turned out to be the most popular by far they would start milking them as well.

>>323166919
Oh fuck off with that shit, you know what he meant. We want things based on hive planets, intrigue with cults, tau campaigns from a crisis suit point of view, etc.

>>323167038
But they added them to Fantasy and recieved nigh-universal decry

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I just finished reading Fifteen Hours and pic related. Any other Guardsmen books that are worth it?

Also, why is there no IG game where you feel the absolute horror of being a soldier in war?

>>323167430
Dead Men Walking is the essential IG book. Ice Guard by the same author is also worth a read.

>>323167357
Look up the term "Paladin" before you start memeing about "hur dur Spess muhreens fantasy".

Paladins are a thing.

>>323167430
>why is there no IG game

because you would die in one minute

Is there any other Good/Order forces other than Tau empire and God-Emperor?

>>323168242
eldar

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>>323168242
>Tau
>good

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What about Shadow?

>>323168298
>elves
>good
>ever
Get out of here, you filthy elf lover.

>>323168186
Why is there no shooter that as soon as you die teleports you to a nearby soldier? I feel like it would fit perfectly to show the futility of WWI trench warfare suicide runs and life as a 40k guardsman.

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>>323168242
>Tau
>Good guys

You new?

>>323168574
he asked about order faction. In winter assault they are allied with IG and together they are called forces of order.
Get the fuck out of here retard

>>323168298
>>323168401
>>323168736
Isn't Tau philosophy is part of Order? Since God-Emperor advocate no religion and value
progression and Tau seems to lean through it.

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I would post CAIN however if the EMPRAH really is God killing than maybe CAIN can't win.
Plus I'm a loyalist so NONE PURER

>>323152213
>only current power is decomposing
come on nigga, anyone can

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He could

>>323164135
I mean the god he killed was essentially the god of the very energy that was keeping asura alive. Asura still punched him to death and erased that magic from the universe and essentially wiped himself from the universe as well. So from the example we have yes asura can punch concepts and entire types of energy out of existence. Asura literally defies logic.

>>323169202
>Is a giant psychic space lighthouse
>Keeps the warp portal under his ass relatively stable

>>323169837
"I was in the 40k Universe. Funny as hell, it was the most horrible thing i could think of."

>>323170346
>asura can punch concepts
Where are you getting this from? As far as I know the "gods" in that game are just robots powered by space-magic, there's nothing metaphysical about them.

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>>323170393
>dead
he's strong of course, but he's a rotting corpse.
now, alive? very few guys out there can kill him

>>323171061
Why does he have two left arms?

>>323171254
Artist probly got lazy as fuck.

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Good morning!

Lisa would get called a pussy for using guns exclusively, but Lisa doesn't care as long as it becomes swiss cheese.

>>323157084
>Reading WH40k "books"

Sorry, i grew out of them in 6th grade

>>323159191
And that is why 40k is retarded

>>323161398
The Emperor was faking it to recruit Horus to his side and build a close fatherly bond

>>323155169

*Heretics on the background going OHHHHHHHHH*

>>323170896
There is nothing metaphysical about emperor either, otherwise he wouldn't be a fucking corpse right now

>>323155706

Stay awhile and PURGE!

>>323170896
DLC god boss was the creator of multiple universes and was the one who gave that universe their weird magic energy shit that all the demigods like asura and the others used. So when asura punched the creator of the universe to death in the event horizon he also erased that energy from the universe which also erased him.

>>323170896
First they are not robots they are still living things but made of metal instead of flesh, like those fuckers in Xenoblade if you are familiar with that.
Second, said space magic is metaphysical enough isn't it? Asura breaks reality with it not to mention growing extra arms out of thin air or blowing himself up to the size of a sun.
Space magic is the processed souls of mortal people by the way.

Thread music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUW8sBaacQI

Has there ever been a character battle that wasn't buttfuck retarded because of cross-universe power translations?

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>killing already rotting skeleton
why would anyone do that?

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>>323163521
Your average guardsman with his average laser rifle.

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You can't kill what is already dead, OP.

So it's just fucking retarded and there's nothing to talk about. Great character concept.

>>323165581
except he is non canon now. Khadgar is the current Guardian of Tirisfal

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>>323173406

>>323173051
I don't think so. But anyway, character battles are a thing for 14 year old anime and comic fans and WH40k manchildren.

>>323154234
Lorgar, please, do not bully.

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>>323173514
>shitgar
>relevant
rehab called
they want you back, metzen

>>323169082
From what? The Masquerade series?

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>>323173662
this is now a /tg/ meme thread

>>323173680
Character battles within a universe at least have something to talk about because you can compare things effectively. But between universes there is no standard or way to effectively measure power.

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>>323173829

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>>323152213
the dude on the left

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>>323174101

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So i heard you guys wanted someone gone.

>>323174205
>not the harry on the right with the jackhammer dick.

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>>323174317
>Slaanesh food is just dicks

I didnt saw that until now

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>>323174317

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>>323174640
my personal favourite

>>323174548
i mean, just look at him
>massive brain
>focused as fuck
>dualwielding fucking wands
>is already levitating

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>>323174810

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>>323174851
Brain? levitation? look at jackhammer dick Harry, nigga's so confident he's thrusting his chest forward without putting his fists up; that's some Superman shit right there, he dont need no faggy magic wand.

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Not a 40k fag.

How does the emperor become so powerful? Is he the sheev of the 40k universe?

>>323175308
By being the result of all ancient human psykers merging their soul into one through ritualistic mass suicide. And in the HH it's implied he made a deal with the Chaos Gods, which is retarded.

>>323175308
He was born as a result of ritualistic suicide of shamans somewhere in middle-east
He then,had around 30 thousand years to learn to use his skill
He however had no idea how to be a good father

>>323175308
had to google it
>dude assrapes four gods
>is the best wizard and warrior in the universe
>is now dead on a throne

pretty much that

>>323174640
>chaos undivided
>not hated by all the chaos gods

>>323175581
What happens when the emperor dies? Is he a skeleton wizard or is he dead for good?

>>323175702
Noone really knows. Right know he's technically on soul-based life support.

>>323175702
theres a prophecy that he'll be reincarnated and the next crusade will begin

but probably humanity will lose the ability to use the warp and will be annihilated by every other race

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>>323175308
Once upon a time, magic used to exist, and was controlled by fags called Shamans. Humanity was barely reaching civilizations and everything was cool. Then the War in Heaven happened and the amount of people who died in it an the shit that happened made the Warp in a raging storm instead of a calm ocean. The Shamans were perpetuals, meaning that if they died, they just came back to life again, but cause of the Warp being fucked up by dickfucks fighting each other for hundreds of years, with trillions upon trillions of deaths, they started not coming back or not coming back right. So they all met up in Antoila and went "kay, this sucks, Chaos is going to ruin everything, we need a solution" And then everybody (though it's hinted bar 1) went "okay, let's COMBINE OUR POWERS" so they all committed sudoku and formed themselves into a gestalt entity, which was the Emperor. This meant he was super power and lots of other shit.

Over the years he mastered everything, including pysker magic and shit and pretended to be lots of influental people, like Jesus, Muhammad and St George as well as other folks, trying to make religion work to protect against Chaos, but eventually gave up and went super-atheist.

It's also implied he then went and knocked on Chaos's door and went "gibe me powers plz or i report u" and they did. He then took their buffs and flipped them off.

>>323174205
>gee Harry, TWO wands?

>>323175808
except the tau of course, but theyre shit anyway

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>>323175808
>but probably humanity will lose the ability to use the warp and will be annihilated by every other race
You don't sound very faithful, anon...

>>323175934
>Hey Harry, why does your mum let you have TWO wands?
>MY MOTHER IS DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD!

>>323175829
is that some of the weird stuff trying to connect warhammer fantasy to 40k?

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>>323175808
Why can't shamans just make a new emperor?

Better yet, why not just take the soul of the emperor and put it in another body you mean to tell me the emperor is literally god tier powerful but can't move his soul to a new body?

>>323152213
Doomguy probably, but I'm not sure he'd want to.

>>323175702
The moment the EMPRAH dies, Terra gets fucked by a warp storm. What is more likely is that the Emprah becomes the 5th chaos god of order. Sisters of Battle are already summoning the equivalent of fucken daemons in the form of angels

>>323152213
Elder God Demonbane :^)

>>323176219
im not familar with the fantasy x 40k stuff, ive always understood them as 2 different canons, so idk shit about shaman stuff.
But that whole shaman thing the other anon said would make sense why theres a prophecy that he'll reincarnate.

i think no other body in the imperium can handle how big the emperor's soul dick is

>>323176208
No.

>>323176219
Because Shamans don't exist any more, the last one was implied to be Malcador, as Malcador was "my oldest friend" and was implied Malcador taught the Emperor about Chaos and why it's bad and why he's this fucking super saiyan.

So, they can't.

Second point, is that the Emperor is keeping the breeched Webway portal under Imperial Palace, and therefore Terra, shut. For 10,000 years, daemon hordes which are essentially infinite are banging on it to try and break it down. If he dies, the gate breaks and daemons flood Terra and everybody on it dies and a new Eye of Terror (get it? Terror/Terra?) comes into existence. The light of the Emperor goes out, billions of ships get lost in the Warp and every planet is cut off from the majority and left to fend for themselves, meaning easy prey for literally anybody with a spaceship.

>>323176415
So why not just do it really quick then

>>323176219
>Why can't shamans just make a new emperor?

Because humanity is dumb as fuck and hunts them down like rabid animals. Those too weak to be useful are feed to the Emperor and those strong enough to fight are used as pysker troops

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>>323176415
Oh anon... I wish you hadn't said that....

>>323176208
Fantasy something else altogether, they just share used to some of the races and shit like that.

>>323176532
Terra has nothing to do with Terror, you fat fuck.
Terra is the latin word for Earth.

How often does new stuff get written? Will we ever know what happens to the emperor or is it just as pointless as speculating whether sheev could beat goku?

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>>323176263
>God Emperor of Mankind is literally a reality warper
>Doomguy is just a peak human with guns
>"hurr Doomguy would win cuz he's badass a fuck! XD"

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>>323174317
>>323174640
>>323174837

>>323176719
>>323176532
ah ok my bad, i just never read about the shaman stuff

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;_;7

>>323176807
I know mate. It's the same phonetic spelling, which is my point.

>>323176819
Forever status quo

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>42016
>still being a loyalist

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>>323176881
The weak dont deserve any better

>>323176916
i doubt thats intentional desu

>>323166372
What about hollows that are immune to psyker shit?

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>>323174317

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What if Space Marines entered the Monster Girl Quest Universe?

>>323177004
he has a really big sword thats on fire

>>323176984
Well, GW do lots of plays on phonetics, so I wouldn't rule it out. For example, in fantasy fluff

>The Ocean City of Aslandis is sucked into the ocean by a giant fang lined maw

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>>323177106
>referecing an all-classical myth same as phonetics gimmick
Are you retarded?

>>323177104
the emperor was also the greatest warrior humankind has ever seen, and only got fucked up because he thought his first born son could be saved from the corruption of chaos ;_;

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>>323152213
Yukari Yakumo would.

>>323177051

That univerese is basicly just run by slaanesh

>>323152213

Power man

>>323177004
You mean Nulls, not hollows. As for Nulls, it doesn't matter, it would need to be literally hundreds of thousands to dent his powers. For example, in Commograth, Vect trades some shit with the AdMech in exchange for the hidden location of some Nulls. He captures them and straps them to mega-boosters near his own warp breech gate. The Nulls eventually started screaming in pain as blood ran from their eyes due to the power of the warp which was making the gate crack.

>>323177191
Yes. Atlantis and Aslandis is still a phonetic gimmick. It could have been literally any other fucking name, but they chose something phonetically the same. This is a company that created Inquisitor Obi-wan Sherlock Clousseau.

>>323177282
>hurr durr muh emperors was good dindu nuffin
He literally razed entire planets and destroyed entire civilizations who questioned his power or questioned his "truth".
He personally made Lorgar kneel before him and apologize along his whole fucking chapter, counting thousands.
Your emperor is not the good saint y'all niggas keep promoting.
Chaos has a point, actually.
At least Chaos Undivided.

>>323177402
What if you throw a black pariah at a warp gate?

>>323177459
lorgar isnt it prayer time or something?

>>323177356
>implying that God Emperor of Mankind couldn't solo the entire Touhou verse with his pinky
Yukari is overrated and has zero feats.

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>>323177402
>popular references
>same as phonetic gimmick

>>323177191
>thinking GW is anything but a rip-off merchant

It seems like you're the retard.

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>>323177282

Yeah he loved him so much and must of been so sad to have to fight his own beloved son.

>Secretes oil from eyes

>>323177546
Nothing happens, since Pariah's don't exist.

>>323177575
You've yet to prove me wrong, you've just gone

>N-n-no it's a reference! Forget the fact the books literally say "A new Eye of Terror would upon upon Holy Terra"

Keep it up mate, it's cute :)

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>>323177681
You can't be literally this retarded.
>HUORR DUORR PROVE ME FUCKING WRONG YA GIT
Jesus fucking christ, that's common grammar, you fucking retard.
>stop using that word, it's wrong
>PROVE IT PROVE IT FAGGOT SHIT CUNT DICKS HUARRR DUAAARRRR

>>323177459
you're just mad that he liked horus more than his beta bitch son

oh boy look the 40k kids are shilling their marrysue again

>>323177557
Yeah of course she has close to zero feats since she doesn't even need to do anything.

But powerlevel-wise that guy is probably nothing to her.

>>323175308
he fucked ur mom LOL

>>323177834
Anon, Warhammer is older than you

>>323177834

The Emperor aint no marry sue, this faggot >>323164720 is and most people hate him

>>323177834
>>>/mlp/

>>323177794
There is nothing about "common grammar" here. Terra and Terror have a similar phonetic spelling and GW has long used phonetic spellings as memes. Such as Orks Drift.

>>323178223
>40k toddlers think they're above bronies

evertime

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THE TECHNOLOGY OF TAU MAKES US STRONG

>>323177004
most warhammer babies don´t even know about them
>>323159631
curze was also some kind latent psyker since he could read the tarot and so the future there is even a well done audio book about that

>>323175702
nobody knows except that the astronomicon (see as navigation point like the north star) will go out
he either will be
dead
reborn
exists like as magnus as energy being
ascends to god hood and will repsent good faith or something
the psychic death closes the eye of terror but also kills a great part of humanity in return
one of the canon legends will be picked an his childs start doing something
or with his death he creates his own realm for humanity like the eldar webways and humanity lives in peace for ever or kills themselves within his realms

The Warhammer universe has got to be the most juvenile "our universe is more powerful than your universe" mary-sue arms race bullshit since Dragon Nutz.

Just play some D&D, for pee's sake.

>>323177907
But God Emperor of Mankind is essentially nigh-omnipotent in the Warp. Out of the warp though, I still give it to God Emperor of Mankind because he has clear feats and his powers aren't vague as fuck.

>>323178810

I still want to know how the Tau pilot sits in the battlesuit

>>323178902
But the Warhammer 40k Universe is infinitely more interesting than "generic high fantasy with elves and shit".

>>323178995
they just stand in the suit's chest since moving their actual legs means moving the robot legs

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>>323155583
So is the emperor basically a meme god?

>>323178810
what's the deal with tau anyway?
are they humans or robots?
what do they want?
why are they in this universe of dirt?

>>323179527
No. The psykers are there to be fuel for the Astronimicon.

>>323178995
they're probably sitting or standing in the middle of the suit
some drugs and nanomachine shit connects their brain to the suit itself so when they think of moving their arms or legs, it's the mech arms and legs that move, not their actual limbs. it also makes them feel what the suit is feeling so sometimes some guy gets their robot arm chopped off and after they've been rescued he doesn't feel his actual arm anymore.

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>>323152213
The correct answer is Kirby. Kirby will just swallow the Emperor an He will never be heard from again.

>>323179103
>But the Warhammer 40k Universe is infinitely more interesting than "generic high fantasy with elves and shit".
You just say that because the generic high fantasy genre is such a fixture of Western popular culture, so Warhammer seems exotic to you. Nigh-unkillable shit doesn't make a good game. Why do you think there has never been a video game where god-mode is enabled by default? It's boring!

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>>323179561
they're aliens with hooves, 4 fingers and a vagina for a nose.
their blood is blue

>>323173321
The preview for episode 26 of Super makes it look like Frieza's going to beat Goku's ass, and Vegeta will take over from there. If so, that would recton the laser scene from RoF, and Goku would have never jobbed to a laser.

>>323152213
>Can a videogame character defeat a dead man?

Yes I think literally anyone could

>>323179561
theyre a coalition of random races (even some heretical humans) who are lead by a particular race that showed up out of fucking nowhere with the highest charisma roll since the emperor

>>323168242
there is a couple order forces, but Tau is the closest thing to a moral good.

Dont listen to the memestars on this board who try to feed you the bull that tau are evil. Compared to the rest of the galaxy they are saints.

>>323179836
40k shit is only unkillable relative to our universe.

Everything makes perfect sense within 40k's own context, they deal with some really fucked up things daily.

>>323178985
"Manipulation of any and all boundaries" doesn't sound that vague to me but it's true that she doesn't have the same level of feats so think what you will.

>>323179561
>what's the deal with tau anyway?
GREATER GOOD
>are they humans or robots?
they're aliens
>what do they want?
GREATER GOOD
>why are they in this universe of dirt?
GREATER GOOD

>>323179561
tau is the commiesthat mind controlls their own race to fight for "the greater good"

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Whenever "who could beat the God Emperor" thread is made, asura is usually a winner. Khorne is another story, but the emperor has a physical body for sure, so asura can win.

Also, this motherfucker pic related probably can solo W40k universe

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>>323156506
>Basketball player
>350lbs

>>323174837
i just watched this movie and it was very very warpy

>>323180045
>moral good
>allows humans to join only after sterilization
>uses mindrape worms and pheromones

Summon neutronium golem

>>323171254
Hey, the emperor had to stick out somehow so you knew he was special

>>323165304
About as old as the emperor

>>323176219
>why note just take the soul of the emperor and put it in another body
because humanity is shit and still haven't caught up to the eldar.

>whenever a space marine dies, emps sheds a single drop of tear
>he cries fountains during large battles

>>323180630
Penitent Engines are like that tho

>>323152213
Blade Runner by Westwood is probably the only one

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Probably at least half the cast of SMT. From what I remember the Emperor is only about galaxy to universe level tops.

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>>323179561
They're a caste based society. Each caste looks physically different than the other due to the nature of their work, and operate different mentally as well. They're blueberry lookin fucks with a nearly flat nose that is essentially nostrils on their face. They also have hooved feet. These are the 'Tau' actual. Tau also incorporates more races in their conglomerate, which include Vespas (winged anthropormorphic insects), Kroot people (anthropormorphic and sometimes zoomorphic looking bird people) as well as heretical scum humans that have no faith in the Emperor.

>Why do they wear the masks
They use battlesuits with highpower, long range weaponry, since Tau are the 'Technology' faction. Since they mostly suck ass in CQB, they use auxiliaries like humans and particularly Kroot.

>What do they want
To make their tiny empire larger and preach the 'Greater Good'
>Why are they in this universe
To be weaboo space commie food for the 'nids or the source of some foightan for da Orkz. They also may be a potential ally to the Imperium if the plot is ever thawed.

>>323180329

>solo W40k universe

What? I never played Katamari What are his feats?

>>323180407
>>323180407
>>323180407
>phermones
>sterilization
>this is somehow equatable to burning "heretics" at the stake, purging entire planets of innocent life and sacrificing innocents to your shitty dead emperor that you spent 10k years bastardizing his vision of the imperium

good job imperium. fucking retards.

>>323152213
>trying beat a character that came from a series who have "that kid" levels of bullshit in his lore.

Suck a dick, OP

>>323180765
having a human run a robot is not the same as transferring consciousness.

When imperium can pull a Phoenix lord on the emperor ill be impressed.

>>323180086
We know that Shinki created the whole of Makai, which contains several star systems at the very least, and that Reimu can destroy the entire planet by accident if she loses control of her Ying Yang orb. And that Suika can smash the Moon with her bare hands.
Yukari should be in the same power bracket at least, but it's hard to say to what extent.

>>323181072
the consciousness of the penitent is actually uploaded to the machine
the body is just there to get fucked

>>323181210
incorrect. it is piloted

http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Penitent_Engine

>>323176219
They could basically put the Emperor in a Dreadnought but there's reason why they're not doing it

>>323180906

He usually gets drunk or do something "too hard" (like playing tennis) and accidently destroys the whole universe except one planet or 2. He is also lazy and send his son to gather all the remaining matter (biy destrying earth) in the universe and re-do the bigbang.

He also gives a total of zero fucks to other lifes.

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>>323152213
>implying he can beat the true Emperor and his smurfs

>>323181442
>wikia
Atleast use the Lexicanum of 1d4chan, god damn

>>323181716
Sigmar is quite a man.

do the emperors pass down the hammer?

>>323180630
Skull Servitors

Could anybody recommend some reading material on 4k? Never read/played anything related, but I'd really like to.

Asura would fuck him up

>>323181830
well since you are now deflecting I will let you know that article has 4 credible sources on the issue.

Also Lexicanum is severely lacking in some articles.

>>323181837
usually yes
Now Sigmar is not giving a fuck about ghal Maraz in Age of Sigmar

>>323181870
>Skull Servitors
machine spirit=/=transferring of consciousness in its entirety.

The phoenix lords have spent so many bodies and the consciousness grows with each one that is assimilated, their bodies do not need to be put into machines.

>that book where a Tau and a smurf join forces

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>>323152213
Can he beat Uchiha eye hax?

>>323182180
>Not Blood Angels and Necrons

>>323182419
the tau said to the smurf that his emperor is dead

>>323182554
I gotta see that

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>>323182554
Let him say that to these guys instead

>>323182554
I trust the Ultramarine responded with his bolter?

>>323182719
it's called Fire Warrior
the Tau was a madman in that, he kept soloing Guardsmen, the green Space Marines that i forgot what chapter they were (not salamanders) and Chaos Marines.
nigger had blood and guts all over his suit that by the time he encountered Chaos Marines they hesitate to shoot because he looks like one of them.
>>323182952
He said he was going to kill him after they're done with the Chaos

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>>323182554
Fucking xenos

>>323177051
There's going to be a lot of bodies.

>>323177608
Why can't I get the idea of the Mechanicus all talking with Micro-soft sams voice out of my head!

>>323184413
You mean dial-up sounds, right?

>>323184774
That's them returning after a hard reboot from a night of looking over an ancient appliance catalog.

>>323184413
They also whistle in chiptunes

>>323180827
>>323180146
>>323179986
>>323179861
>>323180107
so basically they're orkz except losers?

>>323181972
>le lexicanum is shit because iti snot what i use
No, YOU fuck off.
Lexicanum is god tier, everything else is either fan fiction or 1d4chan-tier of lefunneyforcedmemes stuff.

>>323174640
>chaos undivided
>unironically liking the Black legion and word bearers

ok den

>>323176219
Because Games Workshop would never move the lore that far forward.

>>323186375
>lefunneyforcedmemes
It's literally /tg/ wiki

>>323186375
W40k wiki is much more detailed these days and is constantly updated on the latest lore changes. 1d4chan is pretty good as well. Lexicanum has been lacking as of late.

I have a question: We do some planets rebel and declare their independence? Has this ever worked? Doesn't the empire have an army of 1543 gazillion soldiers?

>>323181872
begin with ORKZ
http://www.cold-moon.com/40k/Deff%20Skwadron/deff_skwadron.htm

>>323187867
Imperium is a giant xenophobic shithole full of zealots who are itching for an excuse to burn anything that's not HOLY TERRA, so some blokes aren't really fond of that

>>323187867
It has happened many times. It has never worked.

>>323181872
Space Marine battle novels are generally a pretty good read. Also the first three Horus Heresy books are a good starting point.

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>>323187867
What >>323188426 said. In fact, one of the most infamous cases is Krieg. The planetary governor cut all ties to the Imperium, renounced the Emperor as their divine master and declared independence.

The result was that the planet was bombed to absolute fuck, and now it is an atomic wasteland shithole that only pumps out some of the most grim and disciplined guardsmen as penance for that transgression.

>>323188782
>Turn an entire heretic planet into a wasteland
>Acquire the best Guardsmen regiment in the Imperium
>They're so efficient that they're the ones who execute commisars when they falter
Weird, that

>>323188650
football hooligans with crazy tech >>>>> dindu nuffin green humans

Does all the crazy sun punching and reality farting stuff happen in W40K:DoW or any of the games?
I like them but the craziest thing I did so far was hitting a rock with a hammer and telling a demon to eat a bag of dicks, which is pretty crazy in itself, but I can't imagine it getting as crazy as the stuff I'm reading here

>>323166373
Anything below 6"8 is manlet tier.

>>323189823
>reality farting stuff
The Eye of Terror is like the main driving force of DoW1, which is essentially the raptured anus of the materium

>>323190226
I'm only at like mission 15 or something so I probably should play a bit longer before asking, but I'm not used to getting new plot after 4 hours of a game so I feel kinda lost.

By the way, is the campaign split like it was in Warcraft 3 or is it Blood Ravens all day long?

>>323190471
As far as i remember, the first game is Blood Ravens only, Winter Assault has multiple armies, Dark Crusade drops the traditional progression for grand strategy-like overmap and has reduced story, Soulstorm is basically "THIS PLANET HAS THINGS, WE WANT THEM". None of them are Warcraft/Starcraft-style
Blood Ravens were specifically made for vidya and later turned proper canon at some point

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>>323177834

How the hell did the eldar manage to have so much sex that they formed a god damn chaos god?


the lore of this universe is messed up

>>323191357
Is Soulstorm standalone? I thought I got some expansion pack thing but it's missing soulstorm.
the game is fucking fun though, reinforcing squads and huge fuck off mechs are amazing

>>323192531
Dark Crusade and Soulstorm are standalone, yes. Forgot whether Winter Assault is

>>323192316
>babe I will hit you so hard, I´ll spawn a chaos god out of it

>>323192704
I have Winter Assault and Dark Crusade. Gaben that nigger rused me. From the screenshots Soulstorm looks like a Rule 63 version of DoW. Not that there is anything wrong with that

>>323192316
>How the hell did the eldar manage to have so much sex that they formed a god damn chaos god?
Because from the period after the 'crons went to sleep up until the DAoT, the eldar were the only with advanced technology that could be used to conquer the galaxy, and they did conquer most of it. Just like rome became hedonistic after they eliminated all other major powers and began the pax romana, so to with the eldar.
That, plus the fact that there were untold billions/trillions of them and they're extremly powerful psykers, which means they're extremely connected to the warp, and that's how you get a chaos god.

A better question is how mankind, according to 40k, created Tzeentch, Khorne and Nurgle before the 1700s. And how the eldar were able to have enough sex during the Dark Age to make slannesh conscious. It would imply that man and eldar never fought, which I have a hard time believing.

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>>323192316
It's the god of excess, so go figure

>>323192962
http://store.steampowered.com/sub/44370/
Should've bought this when it was on sale. Soulstorm cover is Sisters of Battle who are the not-Chaos Space Marines of the Imperium

>>323158081
apparently they know the inside of the palace better than they know their own names and have laser sticks like the one odin has in the second thor movie

>>323168242
Orkz

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>>323152213
The God Nepperer of Gamekind!

>>323156506
this is bait right?

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>>323195750

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>>323195750

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>>323152213
>Ctrl+F Chirico
>0 results

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEbAqyhujs8