>japanese game >exchange student is American EVERY FUCKING TIME

>>323150640
this is lewd

>>323150640
LOL

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>>323150640
>not french
step it up, kohai

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>>323150640
>half-japanese/american
>father was japanese, mother was american

Never fails.

>>323151183
more

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>>323151284
It's true even in anime

>>323151524
less

>>323150640
Results in Persona 2's best character so I'm not complaining
Or was she a half-breed, I forget

>>323151524
Whatever. Would cuddle with

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>>323151183
Why the fuck does she add those [Lines]?

Is she summoning her [Stand]? Evoking his [Persona]?

>>323151524
i want her to sit on my face

>>323151183
is 「Please no」her stand?

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>>323151863

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>>323152079
Talking in [Japanese]
The non-bracketed is English

>>323152079
She uses them to show when the characters are speaking in Japanese.

>>323152079
That's Japan's version of quotation marks
It means she's speaking Japanese for that line.

>>323151524
Whos this semen demon?

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>>323151524
Whats the story behind the autor?

Like what the fuck is she even really doing in japan? Is she even a real teacher?

>>323150640
How is it technically the first time? It either is or it isn't. Shit joke.

>>323151814

underrated post

>>323152151
*sniffff*
ahhh~

>>323152506
Japan employs English speakers to teach English and she's one of them. Not mindblowing really.

>>323152506
JET program
All you need is a Bachelors degree (in anything, you could have a bachelors in cooking and still make the cut)

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>>323152572

>>323151037
>andre_roland_jean_gerard
fuck I'm french and I laughed at loud at how stupid this name is

It'd be as if an american was named Andrew Morgan John Gordon or something

>>323152506
From what I hear, it is ridiculously easy to teach English in Japan. Like, you don't even need to learn Japanese, all you need is an undergrad degree. You'll probably regret it, but still.

>>323152814
at least she draws herself homely and chubby

>>323152814
Why would you quote me? This has nothing to do with my post.

>>323152848
>Not having four first names for your full name

>>323152903

>>323152953
Stop that.

>>323152810
Can Confirm.
Went to school to cook, got a BA in cookery.
got to teach nippon with JET.

though they also let me teach home ec so that was cool

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>>323152903

>>323152903

>>323153006
did you speak any Japanese?
how tough is it?

I have a Bachelor's in biological sciences but I'm also a major weeb and want to travel.

>>323152997

>>323152903
Not sure about the other dude but clicking on a random post number is an easy way to bring up the quick reply box and makes dumping images easier. He might have forgotten to scrub out the post number before posting. Calm your tits.

>>323152997
Okay.

>>323152572
You drawn a character "naked" first and then drawn clothes over it

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>>323152884
She's like a female Ronnie

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>>323153143
oh that's her?
I kept seeing threads with this picture in the OP, was it some autist?

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>"english teacher" in japan
I'm surprised she hasn't killed herself yet

>>323153143
If her and Ronnie had a kid it would be the uber-weeb.

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>>323153149
what the fug

>>323152914
Bread's pretty great. Had a sandwich with some pretty solid sourdough not an hour ago.

>>323153245
>>323153143
How does Ronnie look irl?

now someone draw shit like this only with northernlion in korea

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>>323153349
Exactly how you'd expect from reading his comic.

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>>323153197
How can you even teach english without even knowing the basics of the other language?

I believe no one is gonna bother because first of all they are toddlers so thats like teaching dogs how to read and then you wouldnt even being able to advise them, just how fucking works???

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>>323153372
>northernlion in korea

>>323153197
Its probably the most chill teaching job in japan due to nobody giving a fuck about english.
On the other hand being a teacher in japan sucks

>>323153024
>80kg womanbeast
>underestimate
HOLY FUCK
She really is American

>>323153421
Post a photo please

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>>323153469
Hows the payrate and how much vacations do they get?

>>323151814
That's... Amazing...? Chen...?

>>323153457
He was an english teacher in south korea for a while.
From what i hear korean kids are fucking weird.

>>323153428
The Japanese are so fucking shit at English that if they only heard Japanese people speaking English, they wouldn't be able to understand native speakers at all.

They have to bring in Americans or Brits just so they can get familiar with what the language really sounds like.

Also the program was put in place in WWII because the Americans decided the Japanese were too Japanese and needed to be enriched

>>323153072
I was there for 2 years so I can speak some.
Its basically easier to learn if its a mandatory fact of life.
though many people in japan know SOME English because its basically a mandatory class. so Youll do fine if you do it, it pays like shit and all the real teachers think you're a faggot.


what surprised me was how fucking bi polar jap kids are.
the same nigga ripping up some kid's shoes with a box cutter would be the same kid staying late cleaning the classroom after school.
Funny story, once when I was teaching Home ec I asked the students "who here loves tacos? and all of them raised their hands.
then I pulled out tortillas and all of them got confused as shit because none of them had ever seen a tortilla tortillas are like fucking 11 dollars in japan though
and "tako" is the japanese word for squid.

we made squid tacos that day and all the teachers laughed their asses off because japanese people love wordplay humor.

>>323153562
There's a follow up comic where the tall one says she's the one who raped her.

>>323153562
Guess who raped her

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>>323153630
>all the real teachers think you're a faggot.
pls no
i wanna do karaoke with them

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>>323153630
>we made squid tacos
>Jap word for squid is also tako

heh

>>323153630
Wordplay is genuinely amusing tho

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>>323151814
>>323153654
fucking bkub

Good. Crossing my fingers that East Asia takes over the West and teaches us all to be Neo-Confucian gentleman scholar samurai senpai.

>>323153586
I always recall the story about the American student being really popular, because the Korean teachers would never hit students while there was an American student in the group.

>>323153630
Tako is octopus. Squid is ika.

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>>323153754
jap kids are hilarious

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>>323153428
>>323153469
In 99.9% of cases, foreign english "teachers" aren't teachers at all. They're glorified babysitters who serve as the actual real teachers' "assistant" and their job is to entertain the kids and be cheerful and basically act as the pet gaijin of the class. Repeating phrases the teacher says in proper pronunciation and playing shitty word puzzles is the closest you'll get actual teaching.

And no, it's not "chill" at all. You're forced to work 60 hours a week, and be fucking happy and genki and all-smiles about it the entire time. 90% of "teachers" give up and go home in less than 2 years.

>>323153754
kek

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>>323153349
he looks like a friend

>>323153630
Are you mexican?

>>323153605
Good. Their moonrunes are a defense field against Western degeneracy like feminazism.

>>323153605
And thats why they are shit at both learning and speaking english.... no wonder why they cant even mantain a single chit chat without spilling their spaguetti all over the floor, you cant learn something without someone explaining to you what the fuck are you even trying to learn

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>>323153692
>going to karaoke with a bunch of dweebs
>not going to wrestling shows and watching the qt joshis

>>323153630
>and all the real teachers think you're a faggot.

why? is it because you're a weeb or just a filthy gaijin.

>>323153806
i wonder if northernlion ever beat little korean children

>JRPG
>protagonist is a japanese teenager who can bone 10/10 foreign girls

>>323153816
woops youre right my bad.
I was eating calamari.
but yeah tako taco

>>323153973
It's possible to learn a language without instructions in a language you already know. How do you think you learned your native language?

>>323154042
>all this racebaiting
>implying the white trash genepool wouldn't be improved by rich concentrated samurai DNA
It would be an honor if they fertilized our womyn, tbqh

>>323154042
>JRPG
>MC can only bone his childhood friend because everyone else thinks he's ugly

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>>323154018
>Being an english teacher for super cute nip kids

What's with all the Mary Cagle threads?

>>323153725
Tako is octopus, Squid is Ika

>>323154175
>tumblr
>reddit humor
>japan
>slice of life

that's why

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>>323152814
I've broken so many combs like this

>>323153913
Yes.

Japanese kids also have a hard on for old Mexican gangster movies.
Ive been called "Vato-sensei" a few times.
>>323154013
>>323153692
I dunno, I would have assumed it was just me they treated badly, but they treated the other 3 JET teachers like shit too.
wed not get invited to go drinking and they would give us the cold shoulder.
or maybe it was just where we were.
one of the teachers there would talk shit about how better drinkers japanese were and say "duff weiser" was shit.

.

>>323154295
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH

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>>323153486

>>323154323
I see. I feel like I've heard about you before.

Where did you get your bachelor?

>>323154323
Cute.
This makes me feel better now. Are you brown Mexican or white Mexican?

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>>323154323
>Vato-sensei

I fucking lost it so hard..... sheez nigga tell us more stuff like that

>>323152903

>>323154323
Curious how we're you treated over there as a Mexican? Typical foreigner and they didn't give a shit or anything worth mentioning?

>>323154323

Duff Weiser is shit though. Are you Mexican national or Mexican American? I'm interested in knowing if the Mexican beers we get in the USA (tecate, Negra modelo, etc) are watered down.

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>Modern Mecha anime
>Exchange Student is an Arab

See this girl making the awesome Jap teacher cartoons is great.

Everyone of them has been consistently cute and fun while not dragging up any sort of bull shit political message or any other shit.

It's also super cute to see /v/ all agreeing that the comics are awesome and nor caring about how the chick looks in real life and just focusing on her work instead.

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>>323154323
Y como te trataron en general los japoneses?

Es cierto que hay una subcultura de mexanippones que tambien se sienten como morros de secundaria despues de ver sangre por sangre?

>>323154707
I want to sniff her butt.

>>323154295
this comic is fucking gold

>>323154707
/v/ only has shit storms over video games and social justice shit. Everything else gets discussed equitably.

>>323154713
English mothefucker

Pinches weeaboos putos

>>323154775
This.

The Hippo thread was solid gold

>>323154678
Settle down kasheem.

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Japanese game w/ older female lead and the male protag is a boy.

I tried writing her about becoming pen pals a few months ago, but she didn't reply. I don't know if I came off as creepy or if she's just shy/too busy, but either way I enjoy her stuff.

She does seem like the kind of people I'd be friends with.

>>323154323
pls respond

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>japanese game
>has a black character in it

>>323154323
>duff weiser

as in duff beer? from the simpsons? not budweiser?

>>323154903
Well that is pretty creepy.

>>323154295
>lost the traditional american yukatas and traditional american kotatsu jokes

>>323154996
Care to rough translate it then?

>>323154447
doubt it but Im probably not the only mexican with a degree in food fucking science who went to japan
>>323154481
Im not white but im not brown either, but if youre asking if i look like the pretty mexicans from novelas no, i look quite generic.
>>323154483
You dont know man you dont even know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0LEgkH9fWA
>>323154509
Japanese people love you if you're from an "exotic" foreign place.
I was told that "brown" people are treated like shit but according to my co workers thats only if youre from thailand or the Philippines.
they fucking hate people from thailand or south east asia.
also they fucking hate koreans.
I told one of my co workers I was reading this korean manga called "cant see, cant hear, but love" and that nigga wouldnt talk to me for months

>>323155035
dude. its in katakana. google that shit.

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>>323154323
please tell us more stories about your adventures in japan. did you find a cute waifu gf?

>>323154989
I think it's a matter of context. We both like a very niche show and I made it clear I wanted to talk about that.

>>323154080

>that feel when I don't actually know the answer to this question

Then again, I apparently learned how to speak English when I was a kid and all that, though I don't actually remember it.

>>323155035
It's practically the same but the bubbles at the bottom became the burger joke and the last bubble is itadakimasu

>>323154429
>Wow, I hate this!

>>323155112
>He didn't know the Japanese hate the Koreans
And you call yourself a weeb.

>>323155112
>hating on "cant see, cant hear, but love"
Nothing of value was lost

>>323152572
No frontal nudity, so not what a lot of people would think of when they hear 'naked'.

>>323155112
>that nigga wouldnt talk to me for months
Damn it. We all know they hate each other but that some hardcore hatred. Some Hungarian romanian shit there

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>>323151369
>>323151524
>>323151820
sensible chuckle

>>323155112
post hand pls i need to be sure before i go to Japan
i dont want to be treated like shit ;_;

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>>323154678
>Doesn't look remotely arabic
>Not even facial hair
Fucker I'm an expat in Dubai and I can tell you kids have full beard at 9th grade

>>323155197
How do you think people first communicated when they came across a language they'd never run into before?

You can get far with miming and pointing to objects and having a lot of free time to just sit around and immerse yourself in the language and how it's used.

Your brain is incredibly capable of absorbing linguistic information before puberty, though, that is true. It's much harder on average to learn languages once you're older, even without the problems of trying to learn it without a common language to explain everything.

>>323155350
you will be treated like shit regardless.

Americans are the worst kind of people. I dislike them.

>>323154642
I was born in Mexico.
Tecate, Corona, and Negra Modelo are our versions of bud and coors and the like, cheap watered down beer that gets drunk at all the parties.
Dos equis is alright
Im more of a hard liquor person my self.
which reminds me, japanese people cant hold their liquors.
.>>323154987
yes that was the joke, he called bud weiser duff weiser

>>323155112
>You dont know man you dont even know
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0LEgkH9fWA

My fucking sides are in orbit. But now I want to see some mexicans or whatever walking around in samurai garb with top knots settling disputes with swords or some shit.

>>323155460

Yeah, I've heard of that kids learning languages easier stuff thing before.

I just find it disconcerting that I am more familiar with English than my native language.

>>323155479

Thanks for the info bro.

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>>323155112
>this is my wife, Yamorucita

>>323153839

Yeah they basically just sit there and play hangman, mind you it's not much better than the Jap teacher I had in secondary school, she'd just stick on an anime and fuck about on her phone

Tamshi tamago desu. Sugoi baka, arigatou sumimasen. Ta-chan gosaimasu

>>323155126
I am not good at telling stories, why not ask me stuff and ill see if i can answer.
about the qt waifu though; I didnt date anyone exclusively, but I had alot of girlfriends. I didn't have as much as my white counterparts though. Most japanese chicks look like they were squashed, they have fat stubby legs.
Japanese girls really dig foreign guys. >>323155268
I dont know alot of things.
>>323155350
Youre not japanese so you will always be a foreigner.
they are polite so they will tolerate you but eh, who cares bruv its japan just go and watch all their dick festivals and other obscure shit

>>323155112
>work in korea
>have korea co workers
>me and friends watching one punch man on phone
>he says "you like japanese cartoons?" Almost in a shocked kinda weirded out way

It was pretty funny, but then again I guess the difference here is he moved past it pretty much instantly. Hell the next day he was willing to let me try some of his lunch. Most koreans I've worked with or met are a nice jolly bunch.


I'll never get the obsession with kimchi though.

>>323155847
Do Japanese like spics?

>>323152506
Nippon really wants to learn English

so they'll give just about anyone a job as long as you're a native speaker

>>323155847
How did you even aproached the girls? Like how it was? Also why so many girlfriends If you dont mind to answer

>>323155883
What could be better than spicy pickles, man

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Post more Mary and less spic blogposting.

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>>323155883
>>323155112

>>323155883
I'm a white american that got stationed in korea for 2 years and I fell in love with cabbage kimchi and to a lesser extent, cucumber kimchi. Shits so good. I pour chipotle hot sauce on everything or dip it in wasabi, so I understand I may be an outlier with regards to taste.

>>323155847
how expensive is living? Is food as extremely expensive as they say? If you want to eat more than insta ramen everyday, that is

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>>323153349

>>323152903
Never fucking reply to me again unless you`re contributing to the thread.

>>323155847
Tell us shit about your coworkers, and other english teachers, were they fags or what?

>>323154429
>>323156257
>Hoverhands girl
Well expected of Ronnie
>Semi-hovering on guy
Come on.

>>323156257
Ronnie kinda looks like Dunkey, or well Dunkey looks like an uglier version of Ronnie

>>323154131

Too bad autists are too busy enriching theirs

>>323156257
>>323154429
The fact that he wears nothing but Hawaiian shirts speaks for itself. At least his comic shows he's self aware.

>>323156080
Well it's more than that. They do it with all sorts of shit like radishes, cabbage and like. They just have the shit with fucking everything except breakfast. I guess I am pretty fond of radish kimchi though.

>>323156312
Were your parents a sandy vagina and a salt mine by any chance?

>>323155883

My parents fucking love kimchi, I never understood their obsession with it especially considering that we're Russian

Turns out back in the ye olde soviet times when ma and pa lived in Uzbekistan there were a shitload of Koreans and their love for strange spicy cabbage rubbed off on them.

>>323156175
You get paid shit and work like 50 hours a week.
you get housing but its some shitty one room apartment, you have to learn how too cook using asian ingredients because anything from the mainland costs a billion dollars.
No Milk, No beans, No orange juice.
instead you get RICE and nappa cabbage and leaks and potatos. and maybe sliced brisket or ground beef if its on sale.
>>323156051
I ment it as one night stands, I was never looking for an actual girlfriend.
you approach them like you would here I dunno Im not a ladys man.

They lost their shit if i spoke to them in spanish though.
"Mi amor estas tan bella" while grabbing their hand and giving them a kiss.
if youre white slap on a british or Australian accent and boom youre golden.

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Be honest guys

Would you?

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>>323156440
>At least his comic shows he's self aware.
Most of the jokes are about how he's a horribly pathetic waste of space, of course he's aware.

>>323153754
do you have the one with a boy trapping a girl between himself and a wall?

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>Americans

>>323156175
I don't know how costly food is there according to the American standard, but my cousin lives there and I can tell you that stories of Tokyo being extremely expensive are bullshit.

He lives decently with an assistant teacher's salary and pay fairly inexpensive rent.

The reason people say Japan's so expensive is if you try to live close to the center of a major city, but nobody does that. Just eat your 45 minute commute like everybody else does and you'll be fine.

>>323156493

That's the hot new meme of 2016, bro. It''s not even bait.

>>323156526

That's a pretty unflattering angle. Honestly she's not ugly or anything

>>323156515
>maybe sliced brisket or ground beef if its on sale
Probably would be a far better idea to stick with fish. I can't imagine that being more expensive in Japan.

>>323154080

It's also much harder when you can't describe anything but nouns, I'd hate to have tried to learn French without being told in English their grammatical rules

>>323156609
>new

Is this like Pepe all over again? You just find things that are like 10 years old and pretend they're new?

>>323156515
>british or Australian accent
I get british but why australian? can they even tell the difference between accents?

>>323150640
>America is the number one economy in the world
>the top universities in the world are found mostly in America
>American media is on the short list of things popular internationally with anime, kpop and British boy band
Why wouldn't the person be American??

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>Americans

>>323156682
Yeah, that's it.

>>323156609
Well shit. Guess I need to get myself re-certified in memeology.

>>323156118
You don't choose fag, it's all offtopic.

>>323156715

>he can't tell the difference between british and australian accents

I don't have any laugh whores pictures so you're gonna have to do with this text.

>>323156526
Oh, definitely.

>chubby
>can make fun of herself
>draws
>sense of humor

and more importantly

>has a job
which is more than I can say of any of my exes

>>323156682
makes sense seeing fashion is a meme, and since that repeats internet memes are bound to as well I guess.

>>323156515
So basically if I approach a woman and invite her round to Gazza's place cause he's got a barbie goin this arvo and she's a fine lookin sheila I'll get a root will I still have enough time to go out poofter bashing tonight?

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>>323156561
nvm found it

>>323156526
yeah she gives off that teacher vibe

>>323156741
Gaijin kun is the hero japan needs

>>323156257
One of these days, there needs to be a picture of some neckbear making out with the girl, and still hoverhanding.

>>323156741
These were the best comics. Especially the one of him losing it over the no hamburgers.

>>323152884
She draws herself way skinnier and more attractive than she really is. Like every webcomic artist except Ronnie.

>>323156821
An english speaker can, sure, but I really doubt I would be able to tell the difference between someone speaking mandarin and someone speaking cantonese, let alone the same language with a different accent.

>>323156715
Japs love Australia. We've got kangaroos and koalas and they love those buggers. Bet they don't know we eat kangaroo though.

>>323156132
HOLY FUCHING SHIT KOREA NEEDS TO BE STOPPED

>>323156741

I feel like I'm getting the joke but not really.

>>323156821

He was asking if nips can tell the difference

>American reading comprehension

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NOT VIDYA


MODS

>>323151037
Is that the speedrunner guy

>>323156950
He's wearing a bath robe.

>>323156834

>turns out my last ex started doing coke and abusing prescription painkillers soon after we started dating
>as soon as I learned, I ended the relationshop

I learned it takes powerful drugs to be able to stand my presence for any significant length of time.

>>323156976
trollin'

>>323156476
Yeah, and they're good as side dish or snacks. Love 'em

>>323156312
I'm loving this new /fit/ meme

>>323156870
>is it a food

Oh Mary

>>323156132
I can't tell if Korea and Japan hating each other's guts is horrible or hilarious.

>>323156938

If you already know english, you should be able to at least guess with a certain amount of accuracy. If you don't know mandarin or whatever of course you couldn't.

>>323153149
Love the lewd. bought the whole series.

chink here just to say i wish i was white
they have
>big penis
>tall height
>big sense of humor
>big country
>big life and dreams
>big muscles and tits
they also made Bane

>>323157019
I don't know you so I can't tell you you're not human garbage, but chances are she's human garbage too so it's all good

>>323156860
Fucking settle down you tryhard cunt. No need to overdo it. Just be true blue and she'll be right mate.

>>323157072

It's kind of cute considering they're constantly consuming eachother's media.

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>>323156976
git gud

>>323157019

kek, my last ex started cutting her arms up and started smoking soon after we started dating

>>323157001
>It got in
>Gaijin is wearing a baseball mitt
What fucking game are they playing?

>>323156940
I figured they would hate you because you guys wind up meeting each other on the internet a lot. Close enough cultures (physically) to be aware of each other, but far enough away to be a nebulous land of foreigners.

>>323151284
Guarantees that no Elliot Rogers will be born

>>323157005

Huh, I thought it was something about having separate yukatas for men and women.

>>323156860

Talk like that and the only poofta getting bashed will be you

>>323157156
Claiming 18

>>323157181
come on 16 or 6

>>323156959
Reading is for fags and commies.

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post more Guy Jean

>>323157181
BESU BORU DA

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>>323156860

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>>323157181
Obviously Japanese tennis.

>>323157156
7, 14 and 18
thanks

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>>323154678
Isn't he Afghan?

>>323151284

Gamagoori from Kill la Kill is the opposite. His dad is a black american soldier

>>323157192
We barely get any Japs when it comes to the internet, only the worst of the worst of South East Asia.

>>323157108
One day everyone will have a big penis, but today is not that day.

>>323157280
Alpha as fuck

>>323151524
Ugly as fuck cow.
She's overweight, but even if she dieted she still has an ugly face.

>>323150640
>tfw fit like this in western bath tubs

>>323157280
Going home club

>>323157171
I made mine stop cutting, eat better, go to therapy to improve her physical and mental health and relationship with her family and was the only one working. It still wasn't enough for her to stay faithful.

You can only do so much.

>>323157374
big boy!

>>323157390
Holy shit, now this is even more alpha

>>323157416

>women
>having loyalty
>trust
>respect

Yeah, that'll be the day

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>>323155436

this is an arab in Japan

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>>323154013
>>323153692

It's because foreign teachers "English teachers" are generally

1) Stupid as fuck with almost no qualifications at all. You need any degree, not a teaching degree.

2) Unreliable and useless as fuck. Every school's dealt with crappy Americans who pull stupid shit that pisses everyone off.

But mostly because it's not really a teaching role, you're not really a teacher, you're at least 50% there as entertainment, a glorifed TA.

>>323157108

American here, you and us are more alike then you know. We're both enormous countries with multiple ethnicities and we act as power players in our geopolitical regions. I am looking forward to your countries' military becoming more active in your region and pissing off all your neighbors, so we can pass the "most hated country on earth on the international stage" to you, we've had it for like 50 years now.

Read about America and Russia fucking up most of the world during the cold war, and try to get your politicians to not repeat our mistakes.

>>323157390
>No lewd of guy jean and cowtits yet

>>323157156
13
S E X H A I R

>>323157156
3 for waifu and 5 for her bestie who also fucks you

>>323157481
I met one, actually. And I know she's too good for me, so I left her alone after realizing that.

Why ruin a person when you can keep a friend?

>>323157304
This shit is gold.

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>>323157526
Racist, bull-headed, ignorant, everything great about America.

>>323157156
>16
Who goes to a pool in a wetsuit?

>>323153024
>80kg
>Draws herself like that

She's supposed to be short as well. Faaaaaaat.

>>323157181
he's wearing goalkeeper gloves

>>323157156
claiming 5, 10, 14

>>323157416

C'est la vie mon ami, I've had longer relationships with girls I don't give a fuck about than the ones I do, I probably give off desperate vibes or something

>>323157390
Gaijin-kun is a real nigga.

So, is this based on someone the author actually knew, or is it just the author just sorta making shit up?

>>323157628
WHAT A FUCKING ALPHA

>>323157521

You think he's actually a Chink? Man, Yanks can be pretty gullible

>>323157682
Any moment now someone will say something along the lines of "but ice hockey isn't a Japanese sport." There's always gotta be one dense bastard.

>>323157709
It was just stuff the author thought of based on cultural differences and tropes about American stereotypes from memory. But damned if he didn't get us down to a tee.

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>tfw you will never go to a japanese highschool and be Guy Jean

>>323153187
Yeah. It's mostly one assburger trying to make a meme out of this blog comic for English teachers. I wonder what upsets people about her. Maybe it's the whole "being in Japan at all" thing.

>>323157789
>he think he's actually a yank

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>>323157676
exactly the same thing as when you have facebook gurls using cute anime girls as profile picture and the photo gallery is literally a slideshow of anime characters while being extremely fat and ugly.

Apparently it's a fat girls thing.

>>323157628
I fuckin' love this guy.

>>323157832

>Not using the "I didn't think life could be this horrible" image
>mfw I don't have it either

>>323157826
>But damned if he didn't get us down to a tee.
Man, I wish I could be half as alpha as Gaijin-kun.

>>323157832
>implying that you would get friends
chinks are racist as fuck

>>323157832
>>321865250
nest you start remembering stupid shit that happen 10+ years ago do this:
recognize you are thinking about something that happened a long ass time ago and then immediately put a different thought in front of it
do that enough times and you may even completely forget that shit ever happened until someone who witnessed that act starts airing out dirty laundry

anyway those kinds of thoughts can be mentally debilitating

>>323152506
Basically Japan has this program that brings native English speakers as teachers.

Mostly its just losers who couldn't make it in their native country and weebs who want to live their anime fantasies (she seems to be the latter).

>>323157856
Would. And would pat her head too.

>>323157628
BASED
A
S
E
D

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>>323157181

He's a goalie, that's clearly a football and he's wearing goalie's gloves

>>323152903

>>323157156
fuck y'all

>>323154021
>What the fuck happened to my son?
>Dumb damage for dumb kids

>>323157980
Try to imagine her without makeup, she probably got a godzilla face.

>>323157156
16
Wetsuit Weirdo, unf.

>>323157628
>Achoo

SUBTLE

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>>323151814

>>323158192
oh my god i need this so much

>>323158201
Protip: every girl you know looks like a man without makeup and if you think otherwise, you just haven't seen them 100% without makeup yet.

>>323158219
Wheres the fucking joke?

>>323156669
d'aw

>>323154286
So basically it's chuckle-worthy humor about some English teacher's experience with kids, so it isn't hardcore enough for the /v/ audience.

hopelesslyautistic.mp4

>>323158351
Cutting your own hair always sounds like a good idea before you actually do it.

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>>323157628
shit damn

>>323157156
I need that 7

>>323155436
Sup fellow expat, enjoying the rain?

>>323157280
fucking more or where can i find this shit

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>>323158219
Uneven hair can be cute though.

>>323154707
Don't look at it in LOL threads. They give it the BUckley treatment over there. Kind of sad.

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>>323150640
Someone tell me how to have quickies and one night stands in japan...

Im already white but let me know anything else that I need to know before hand, also how expensive are motels over there?

Mexican guy. Ya still here?

>>323154323
>vato-sensei

yup im stealing that one

>>323158530

Real life isn't like your Chinese cartoons

>>323158421
>tfw I shave my own head with a pair of clippers I got for 30 bucks 3 years ago, because I refused to pay someone 8+ dollars to do it for me
>tfw I don't even fuck it up anymore

Definitely up there for best purchases I've ever made

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>>323158547

Its easy tell them ケツを食べる

You'll be swimming in that gash

>>323158351
The joke is your inability to identify humor you can't relate to.

>>323158660
How the hell do you do the back? I tried once and it was impossible to get right.

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>>323157280

>>323157156
5 or 13 please

>>323157280
I love this one. What is it with Japs and their school clubs? Do they hate free time that much? They even used to have 6 day school weeks.

>>323153346
Not American bread though. Y'all put too much sugar in that shit. It shouldn't be sweet.

>>323155436
Allahu Akbar comrade, how's the expat life! Last weeks rain was refreshing!

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>>323156741

>>323157304
>500 yen for a coffee
What a fucking bunch of jews
A coffee in my country costs the equivalent of 100 yen

>>323154429
Holy fuck gaygen would be all over him.

Stop making these threads for fuck's sake

Mary doesn't like them

>>323158660
>short hair
g a y
a
y

>>323158747
Well he is so off the road is funny, americans also dont eat real sushi they are called maki rolls or something and japan makes fun of us for being so stupid about it.... fuck them Ill rather dip them on chipoltle than drown them on that shitty sauce

>>323151814
Does this guy make porn?

>>323158498
WHAT THE FUCK.
ISN'T THAT A CRIME?

>>323158908

he's not wrong

>>323158908
It's true though. Do Japs not like hearing this?

Gaijin-kun has never done anything wrong.

>>323158908
Those faces are the uncomfortable realization of truth.

>>323158927
Try leaving in a first world country then

>>323158962
You can't tell us what to do Mary-sensei. This is America.

>>323158962
Mary can shove a fistful of pocky up her weeb cunt.

>>323159101
Living you fuck, spot the third world country spic

>>323156976
teh fuck. why is my efg on 87. what kind of reddit-tier faggot made this list?!

>>323158927
you must be living in a poor country then
250 is what it would cost here

>>323158743
Just be systematic. Always move the Clippers I'm one direction (like front to back of head) and imagine you're mowing a lawn: do one pass, then adjust about half a clipper - width towards the far side of your head and repeat. I usually swap directions and repeat the whole head the other way (back to front, then front to back). When you think you're done, pass your hand all over your head for a bit; if you missed a spot, you'll feel it.

I also shave my face with a straight razor, and a lot of the principles are the same. Just takes practice. Worst thing that happens is you look like JUST guy for a week or two while your hair grows out a little and then no one can tell anymore, if they were paying attention in the first place.

>>323158962
She just said that we shouldn't post photos, fuck off.

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>>323158747
Thing is , Mickey's wouldn't be a bad choice over there. I've lived in Japan and Germany and they have decent stuff, put good amounts of veggies on their burgers, and have pretty interesting and tasty regional items. I mean I'd prefer a good trip to the Yakiniku place, curry house, or Gasthaus restaurant, but it's good in a pinch.

It's only back home in America that McDonald's is irredeemable trash.

>>323159164
hot

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>>323159167
God damn that's embarrassing. Here I thought I was being a smart ass.
>mfw

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>>323156860
god damn son

>>323159042
Why would accidentally running over a wild animal be a crime?

>>323157156
pls 16 plsssssss

>>323158743
>>323159174
I used to cut mine with a clipper as well. You do eventually just get the hang of it. Though I put my finger along the back of by head where it felt right, and shaved off anything lower than that. Then touched it up with a razor.

>>323159261
It's shithouse here in Australia too, and way overpriced. Items that are on your "dollar menu" cost over $5 here.

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>>323159101
>>323159171
What kind of shit are we talking about?
Because right is coffee and left is dirty water

>>323158982

I look like shit whatever haircut I have, and I just love the maintenance free nature of short hair.