>you were born just in time for video games

>>323150338
>you were born too late to be a soldier in Imperial Rome under Gaius Julius Caesar's command, unified with your brethren, driven solely by the will of your leader for the sake of your nation
>you were born to late to be given a monolithic purpose, and instead remain subject to the acausal whim of modern society and its fractured personalities

I hate everything.

>>323150537

Both of those are awful compared to modern life.

Myself I am annoyed that I am probably born to early to get immortality.

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>you were born just in time for memes

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>>323150776
>you were born just in time for memes in video games

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>you were born just in time to see white women succumb to black cock en mass

>>323150537

>You will never blindly follow a charismatic leader and believe whatever he says about what he wants you to do

Just join the American military and don't think critically about whaat youre told ever. The experience will nearly by identical to not thinking as a legionnaire, I promise.

For the second part, just join a religion, choose not too think critically about any of the texts or interperetations, and blindly obey whatever you're told about what you should be doing in life, and ignore or deny any dissenting opinions you happen to hear. That's the best way to give yourself a perfectly monolithic purpose.

When you're stupid or ignorant, everything is absolute. As you get more educated, it becomes harder to see the world that way without cognitive dissonance.

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>you were born

>>323151034
SAUCE?

>>323151560
some cute girl

>>323151620
Come on, familia!

>>323151620
>girl.

>>323151736
It's Bailey Jay you fucking cock snorting faggot. All you had to do was reverse image search the gif.

>>323151906
Sorry, on my phone right now but thank you so much. Wish I could suck your boy clit.

>>323151292

*tips*

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>>323150338
>Born too late to bring back the fatherland's empire

>>323153652
is this real?