Rate my new setup

>>323136272

>alienware PC

JUST

>>323136272
7/10

>>323136272
What was your PC name again?

4HOURS/10

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>this gay ass nigga probably only plays whatever is new
>probably never played video games prior to the 360
>makes it seem like he's been a long time fan of DMC who feels cheated like the rest of the fanbase in his DmC video (at least in the first part of it)
>first Final Fantasy was XIII
Fuck this beaner.

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>>323136272

that pc case looks fucking hilarious

>>323137209
He did start gaming with the 360, yes

>>323137570

Rice as fuck and in the worst way.

>look at my hardcore mondo cool gaymen PEECEE

I don't even want to think about how much he paid for that

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>>323136272
>superman background
it never stops with this fucking spic.

>>323136272
i just died in a car acident now i have amnesia whats his name again?

>>323138758
Jostled juarez

>>323137708
He has shit on of money, more than you will ever make in a lifetime.
Why care what he spends it on?

>>323138758
Fuck off. Hateful hernadez

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>>323136272
>whining over only having $7
>can still afford such luxuries

>>323136762
Disgruntled David

>Monitors aren't all level

REEEEEEEEEE

>>323136272
That case looks like a god damn radiator.

Can you play peggle on there?

>>323137584
Man, fuck this guy. Trying to speak for everyone like he's our savior yet has barely any experience with games whatsoever.

Angry Joe just posted a video about airplane turbulence to postpone the top 10's. He admitted he hasn't even started on them. What the fuck is wrong with this lazy puto?

>>323141385
At work on the wall

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>>323141497

>>323137708
He doesn't pay for much. His fans donate to him because of his sob act.
>you can be axed as a youtube partner for disclosing how much money you make
>you can *not* be axed as a youtube partner for telling people that you don't make any money
Fucking weird, right? So he goes on about broke this and broke that and $40/month to join his forums and he barely makes the rent. His fans bought him a Wii U but when he found out you can't make money on Nintendo games, he boycott the company rather than maybe just upload Nintendo LP's sans ad revenue. No, he's just a slimy person who does what he can to put it all in savings. At least he pretends to relate to the little guy, I guess.

>>323141385
>What the fuck is wrong with this lazy puto?

He's a little maricon afraid of the coocooey

Why is he so fat now?

>>323142076

Probably because he leads a mostly sedentary lifestyle with little to no exercise, sodas, energy drinks, and fast food.

DSP is slowly circling the drain, TB has one foot in the grave, and Enraged Enrique will die of an early heart attack.

Fuck'em.

>>323142076
His "pornstar" wife proposed that they go into an "open relationship". i.e. she's gonna go fuck some stallions and he's gonna start hitting the fridge at night for some choco tacos and push pops to drown out the pain of smelling Tyrone's thrust pump all over his sheets. That and his fans probably send him steak and lobster ever since that one time he cried on camera about how he never had a real meal until he got out of the military and had to wash dishes for his mom's (who died of cancer when he was 7) failing restaurant. He's got problems, man so if you could spare him like, a hundred bucks he'd greatly appreciate it. Maybe let him use your GameStop PowerUp card so he can afford a used copy of the new Halo or something. Anything helps, god bless.

>>323142535
>military

He was in the military?

What branch and what job?

>>323142076
Probably got married and had a kid. Or maybe because of him quitting regular work (I think he announced it around the time he did.)

>>323142535
Source?

>>323141326
Who would you rather have? Fucking total biscuit who thinks gone home and brothers were masterpieces? Joe ain't great but he's a hell of a lot better than that reddit pandering cancer fuck.

>>323138758
Fat Faggot

>>323138758
I think it was Cocksucker Carlos

I am pretty sure that Alienware PC had horrible specs (like not even alienware tier not so cost efficient but like true underpowered) and and everyone mocked him for getting it.

... looks like you accidentally forgot to throwing away the packing material.

It's there in your chair, bro'.

>>323142684
What? I always imagined Joe to be a typical single gamer. Cannot even picture him as a dad, he's far too childish for that.

>>323142535
>never had a real meal until he got out of the military

Is the American military just fucked or what, because in the Canadian military you'll rarely eat better than you do in the mess and I can't imagine the Americans being any different. Sounds like the dude just likes to complain.

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beg your fans to help you afford a gaymen PC so you can better review PC games.
>fans raise 6,000$ for you to get one
> you make a deal with alienware and in return they gave you you're new free set-up
>pockets the money his fans raised and NEVER mentioned it again
>muh 7 dollars
good thats all this spic ass deserves, he also did the ysame thing with the WiiU, raised 3,000, bought WiiU, pocketed the rest

>>323138758
Seven "Dollar" Sanchez.

4 HOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!/10

>>323142869
i7 something or other
(3) GTX-980's
(2) SSD' with 200+ GB each
(2) HHD with 3TB each
64GB of gayming ram

As an Alienware it's like $6,400 but the rig itself as a ~$2,800 set up. It's no slouch, it's just overpriced as fuck but hey what's it matter. He didn't pay for it or if he did, he got it on a discount on account of being able to shill afterwards.

>>323142657
>>323142684
Shit pulled out of my ass.

>>323142943
Military eat well. You are literally set for life once you're in the American military.

>>323136272

10/10 looks like a computer good job

Don't know who the fuck that faggot is sitting in your chair is.

>>323143080
>set for life
If you enjoy semi-shitty standard of life, maybe yeah. Not saying some people don't make it work but it's not exactly a "get out of the shitter free card".

those speakers probably cost $10.

>>323142939
>Cannot even picture him as a dad, he's far too childish for that.
You shouldn't judge someone based on their youtube/streaming personalities since a lot of e-celebs don't actually act anything like that in real life. I couldn't tell you if it is real or not but everyone says that pewdiepie for example is actually a legit not a retard in real life but he makes money off of pretending to be one.
>>323143059
I guess I must have confused him with someone else, I remember some e-celeb getting a shit pc and being all smug about it. Having huge amounts of ram seems pretty redundant though even if he does like video editing and stuff.

>>323143080
>set for life

I know enough veterans to understand this is a lie.

>>323143154

Depends on what base you're at. Some chow halls are lazy and they make the same thing every night and it tastes like shit. Meanwhile, other chow halls have good cooks that make tasty food nearly every night.

For example, Misawa Air Base in 2001, great base and very comfy but the chow hall serves mediocre food

Malstrom AFB in 2005, shitty base with a shitty town in bumfuck Montana, but had a great chow hall.

>>323143080
Then why are there so many veterans support groups and charities? I was under the impression they get forgotten about once they leave.

>>323138758
Taco Burrito

>>323137584
He started on PC, his first console was the original xbox.

>>323141069
i think he got it for free
it was sponsorship

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>>323136272
>guy goes out of his way to try to put dorito pope in his place at his own event (and fails miserably)
>same guy shows off his shill alienware and makes a video of himself crying when it turns out having a youtube channel isnt as smooth of a career path as you thought

>>323142708
Pretty much this. Honestly I feel like Angry Joe has a consumer oriented mindset when he reviews games which is why he's popular.

He rates them as products that people spend money on to enjoy, rather than free video games that came in the mail for the reviewer and they need to decide did I enjoy x video game or not.

>>323143406
yeah if you are just a peon they treat you like shit. but if you are in the higher up the government will pay for your wife to travel and get 500 dollar haircuts every 3 days.

>>323143284
God damn, this. The security guard at the mall I worked at did a tour in Iraq.
>nice guy with a weird speech impediment (never asked if it was always there or...)
>in an APC
>drives over IED
>full tank of gas apparently cancelled out the blast
>KTFO
>"it was so hot and dry and the rations gave you the most painful shits"
America's bravest and he walks around in circles at a fucking mall hoping no one makes any loud noises near him. Every fucking time I see people rally for a fucking war or make jokes about "here's your free refugee" I just want to give them the inverse. "here's your free broken man who got the shaft on his paperwork lol"

>>323143406
The truth lies somewhere in the middle. Soldiers are such a heavily politicized group that people have competing views about them based on ideology.

case in point: the whole Vietnam POW left behind thing is a myth established by right wing hawks to change the narrative on vietnam.

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>>323143618
what what video does he cry, i must see

>>323143508

>he started on pc

lloll no he started on xbox hueg, he only got into pc because of that faggot spoony

he is a massive fucking casual and people eat his shit up

>>323143782

I did a mall security job for 4 months, god fuck malls and everyone who works and shops in them.

>customer asks me some question about minor vehicle accidents
>answer him
>somehow goes on about being overseas
>"Did you know they cut your hand off for stealing?"
>"Yeah, I did a tour over there in 1999."
>surprised look on his face

I hate it when old fucks try to scare you with your war stories just because you happen to look young.

>>323143947
the $7 video

i dont have a link

>>323136272
Why are PC gamers so fucking retarded
There is literally no point to having any of that shit
It's called being addicted to spending and sucking corporate cock

>>323144254
(you)

SOMEBODY LINK THE 7$ VIDEO

>>323144254
he didnt spend on any of it.
:^)

Does he review video games?
What's his gimmick?

>>323136272
wow. He really stretched out that $7 budget

>>323144254
Shit dude, I'm about to go pick up a 256GB SSD tomorrow, just because I can. Might even pick up an extra 3TB HDD. Blu Ray porn takes up space like you wouldn't believe. And in the event I have an internet outage, I'm a marathon any number of HBO/anime shows I have downloaded at the ready, just because I can. Fuck your console, guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_QBrSgEF1U

>>323144376
Barely, I think he just reviewed 15 games in all 2015

I guess he reviews cape shit and does react videos too

>>323143618
>>guy goes out of his way to try to put dorito pope in his place at his own event (and fails miserably)
Link?

guy sounds like a bit of an arse

>>323143059
He bugged them for a discount and eventually they agreed to let him have 5% off or something.

>>323144720
Are you 12 or something

Use that big sexy brain of your to find it

>>323136272
>that fucking case
What's with people and spending a lot of money on fugly stuff

Would be better without the spic.

>>323143059
>$6,4000 mpeg rendering machine
jesuschristhowhorrifying.jpg

I bet he writes it off as a business expense too the prick.

>>323144376
>Angry Joe
>what's his gimmick

>>323145027
He's angry? Haha, what a novel concept!

>>323144720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTNkoDzP1hI

turn your adblockers on

>>323145328
Being a faggot isn't exactly novel too, you know.

>>323145429
>tfw i don't run adblock on 4chan and forget that it runs youtube ads if i click embed
Not this time, though.

>>323136272
I want to toss that tower into a staircase.

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wew lad

>>323145027
I can't understand why he has such a big following. Every multiplayer game he reviews, whenever he accidentally shows the scoreboard, he's doing appallingly, like 4/13. He's terrible at video games, yet people take his opinion seriously.

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>>323145927

WHY IS THIS 4GRAND.

THIS IS LIKE 1400$ OR LESS IN PARTS

WHAT THE LITERAL FUCK IS THIS GUY A REATRARED
AWSdfl;sdfsdf

>>323145429
Thanks

>>323145973
Like most let's players and people like Anita, I only know who this guy is because of 4chan. The fact that people unwittingly advertise him here and other places surely helps familiarize him the same way commercials on tv do.

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>>323145973
It's not that hard to understand, he makes quality and entertaining video's for the most part. His opinions are just that, his opinions. I don't agree a lot of times but he's viewing things from another perspective and he knows.
He's been talking about being bad at multiplayer FPS games and to be fair, with the way he jumps from game to game and genre to genre I wouldn't be any good at them neither.
I do think he's thorough in his reviews and is genuinely passionate about what he does. The guy loves games, that's for sure.

The 7$ was hilarious but it wasn't without point neither. Youtube is making bank off their backs and that whole auto-detect system heavily favours the big corporations while leaving the actual content creators in the dust.
Sure, it's a hell of a way to make a living making videos on the internet and he should be grateful every step of the way but I can understand getting salty over getting fucked over like that.

>>323145927
is this real? it's airflow probably not that good for 3500 extra it costs

he is getting old ;-;
im getting old too

man this sucks i dont want to be old ;-;

29 isnt that old is it?

>>323146134
alienware is only designed to take advantage of retards. joe didn't pay for his because he shilled it.

>Alienware
:^)

>>323146134
>5930K
>16gigs of DDR4
>X99 mobo
>before Skylake
He's a retard, but that's at least 2k back in the day. 970 SLi is especially retarded.

>W10
What? He got his system before august

>>323146134
want to really shit yourself?

the case isnt for sell on its own so the only way to get one is to spend 4 grand

>>323146134
>1400 or less
Are you memeing?
That cpu alone is over 500 bucks.
It's overpriced, yes. Everyone knows that. But don't start with that 1400 bullshit kiddo.

>>323142708
>>323143671
He's still a fucker. Remember his JewWario video?

>>323143059
>>>323137708

would love to see the facts on this "overprice" BS i keep seeing on alien wares. The extra 100-200 they charge you is for the badass case prebuilt and service they provide. If its more steep than that please im all ears ??

>>323146217
stop using double negatives

you sound like a hick, you dumb cunt

>>323146134
Also comes with very high quality warranty, which is worth something

>>323146837
>ad hominem
English ain't my native tongue so mistakes happen. Ebin counter argument by the way.

>>323141326
Literally either childish attitude or basement dweller attitude.. regardless which same emotional age.
I don't want to insult you, even if you can interpret it as one.. but I rather want to help you open you eyes... and how others would say here - to see that you're a faggot.
This board is minimum 18 anyway.

>>323147056
Insults != ad hominem, anon
He didn't mention your arguments in any way

>>323147056
i had no part in the argument, and had no reason to get involved, but holy fuck, quit using double negatives

>>323147118
>..
>..
>...
>This board is minimum 18 anyway.
I chuckled

>>323142708

What's wrong with Brothers? It was a unique concept that was decently executed

>taskbar over all three monitors

Horizontal taskbar pleb

>>323136272
walmart leather jacket

>>323143618

Give him some credit, he did his best to get straight answers out of #majorneilson during the xbone's first E3 when literally everybody hated the console

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbPuDq0hvKI

>>323146841
Wow, it's almost a paradox.

If you are stupid enough to pay that much for that kind of hardware then you'd probably need that kind of warranty, which in turn makes the price reasonable.

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>>323147118

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>thumbnails for Angry Beaner videos
>"EPIC FAIL"
>"EPIC WIN"
>"EPIC"

>>323138758


Perturbed Pedro

>>323147330
It was a decent game, nothing great, nothing special and nothing memorable. 6/10 at best. TB acted like it was the second coming of christ himself.

>>323148806

In that case, that's a little weird. It didn't really do anything exceptional, like you said. What did he like so much about it? The story?

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>thumbnail also has a forced rage face

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rate my internet speed

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rate my gf

>>323136272
>those speakers
>that triple monitor layout
>those shitty ass speakers
The case is an obvious point to make but those two things coupled with that retard case make my autism itch.

>>323146272

boogie2988 is 42.

TB might not be around next year

>>323152110
thats a man

>>323152847
so is Pistol, right?

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>>323136272
>that tower

>>323146272
Man shut the fuck up you embarrassing wrinkly fuckboy

>>323146620
Yes. He did nothing wrong.

His friend died and he wanted to pay him tribute, maybe you can construe that as something he did for pity, but that's just projection on your part.

I'm pretty sure that video wasn't monetized either, and if it was it was probably just an accident.

>>323136272
>"Look guys and gals what you support has paid"

Amerifats, i swear to god, fucking cancer.

>>323141069
>People have no right to complain about getting nickle and dimed if they aren't literally in poverty!
You're either third world tier poor, or an out of touch rich faggot.

>>323143582
He got a 10% discount.

>>323141326
he doesn't act THAT self-righteous. that'd be sterling. joe just claims to speak for the gamers whenever it concerns online policies or some shit.

and be honest, you'll agree with those arguments more often then not even if you like to sit on the side that blasts him for the geoff and major nelson interviews.

>>323142708
Source?