>Make steam account when really young >Make cringey account

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>>323132732
Is that a foot?

>>323132732
It is so incredibly easy to change it holy shit you're retarded. You could at least Google it.

>>323132732
you realize no one else actually sees that, right?

>>323132732
At least your shame is private. Can you even change your display name on PSN yet?

>>323132881
He's talking about the actual account name. The log-in information that only he gets to see.

>>323132812
no, I believe thats a hand with with five fingers connected to a hairy arm

>>323132881
Account name. Not user name. Impossible to change.

>>323132906
I see it, everything I open steam. It's a constant reminder of my edginess.

what is it

>>323132812
Looks like some kind of heart-hand syndrome

>>323133040
It's my name, followed by "sinnerkiller"

>>323132732
Too bad kid, you'll have to live with your Naruto name

>>323133114
I kek'd

>>323132812
It's either polydactyly or photoshop, and post bait from OP.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polydactyly

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>>323132732
I know this feeling too well.

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>>323132938
>accidentally used my real name to make my PSN years and years ago
>too embarrassed to play online but don't want to make a new account and lose all my shit
>still can't change it in 2016

>>323132980
>>323133107
>>323133163
Oh, I thought it was a foot with really long toes.

I'm going crazy, time for bed.

>>323132938

origin works that way, too. It sucks

>>323133114
Whats your name?

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>>323133114

Some steam skins don't show it.
i.e. Metro

I have had the same username for more than 10 years, I wasn't edgy enough to fuck it up. I mean, I might have been later, but the account name stuck.

>>323133114
that's not edgy you're just a paladin or some shit

>>323133114
>made it when really young
>it's not an email
literally underage

>>323133346
What is it?

>>323132732
This is why I make all my account names some random arrangement of letters and numbers. Trying to come up with a cool or creative name just ends up feeling pretentious to me.

>>323133114
Literally God's work.
The name is fine.

>>323133393
My initials forwards, then backwords, and three numbers that aren't my birthday. Overall, it's not terrible.

>>323132732
>There are wizards here who know how to cast the Hand-to-Foot spell
I swear to God if I see someone cast Embaldment I'm gonna lose it

>>323133263
Upon first glance I too thought it was a foot anon

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>>323133470
but is he a killer of sinners, or a killer and a sinner?

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>>323132732
I know that feel, bro.

>>323133114
Could be worse. I made mine when I was 13. It has lots of X's and 3 for e, unironically.
For example

Ix_Us3rnam3_xI

>>323133114
Could be worse, you could be XXX_SEPHIROTHVENOMNARUTO4LIEFSONAMY_XXX

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>>323133508
>tfw love is spell

>>323133653
Fortunately a lot of places have a character limit that would prevent that... monstrosity.

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>>323133653
>>323133649

Fucking hivemind man.

>>323133346
My original username is a random word followed by the letters 468

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>>323133114

>>323132732
Why the fuck do they still not allow you to change that?

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>Named my steam account after some stupid character I made as a kid
>Will forever be cursed with this shitty name

>>323133956
You can change the display name that others see, but the name tied to logging into the account is permanent.

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>Used last name to make first Steam account.
>No one pronounces it right due to phonics.
>Little brother cheats and I get VAC banned.

>MFW I have 100+ steam account names but can never settle on one.

>always use literary characters for names in online games

Nothing beats talking shit to everyone and topping the leaderboard as captain ahab

>>323134213
>letting siblings play on account

you bought it on yourself.

>>323133242
> Real name
> Embaressed
I'd be scared more than anything.

If you piss people off online, they'd just find out where you lived and kill you.

>>323134382
Thank god steam lets us do that family sharing thing

>Randomized Tarutaru name in FFXI back at launch.
>It became my handle for fucking everything.
>Still use it a decade later.

Never had to deal with such shame.

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>>323132938
It's one of the options in a poll Sony made regarding desirable future updates for the PS4 or something to that effect. If it were to happen they'd probably charge for it but hell I'd gladly pay to get rid of the meme username I'm stuck with.

Remember not to create an account on a gaymen platform - one which doesn't allow your name to be changed later - when you're in a hurry, kids.

>>323134815
What is it?

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>look up own forum posts you made as teenager

>he doesn't have an email as the account name

absolutely disgusting

>>323134948
Wouldn't of helped. My email address was just as edgy. Maybe even more.

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>>323134935
>Find stash of old rage comic memes you used to make on computer

>can still find your gaia online profile after all these years

Who's man enough to link theirs?

>look up my username
>montage video pops up

>>323135045
Post some

>>323133624
cosmo? is that you?

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>>323135147
Not on my main computer right now, but they were pretty awful. Like

>Panel 1: Me sitting at bus stop
>Panel 2: Couple of black people come sit next to me
>Panel 3: The bus stop isnow filled with black people
>Panel 4: "FFFFFFUUUUUU" rage face, with more black peoples faces in the background.

Also a couple of fatson memes with TF2.

>>323132732
>E-mail
>FAT_*my name in capital letters*

I still use it everywhere, when applying for work and whatever. Whenever someone asks me about it I tell them I made it when I was young, and I grew up in a rough neighborhood. That was to be my stage-name if I ever was going to become a famous rapper (it was a pun since I was so skinny).

So far I've not had the feeling that it has hindered my chances in my work in any way.

>hundreds of dollars worth of games tied to a retarded account name that i cringe at every time i see

same with PSN. fuck teenage me

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>find own old /b/ folder
>remember that old /b/ was fucking retarded and cringeworthy
>wonder how did you manage to find that shit funny

>find old /v/ folder
>the main difference between old /v/ and new /v/ is that console generation is 1 point lower

Pic related, filename is actual date of saving

And complaining about consoles dragging down vidya? There was more of it back then, not less.

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>>323135540
The game industry is dragging itself down. Games are too expensive to make now a days

>>323135919
And everyone is chasing the Call of Duty profits.

>>323132732
Holy shit stanford pines

>>323133114
>killer of the less than virtuous
>edgelord
Anon no, it's fine.
I'm just thankful I used a random ass name I found on the internet which turned out to be a real name from some backwards ass country.

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>>323133114
it's simple to fix. start a crusade and no one will ever laugh at your nickname
hell, it will be badass after you slay enough infidels

>>323132732
Valve really needs to let us change usernames, especially after the leak recently where tons of people's usernames were exposed.

>>323135045
>you used to make
You should end yourself anon.

>>323136040
Go big or go home seems to be the modus operandi with the big companies. At least Capcom is starting to get out of that now

>not using funny names in fps online for the "x is killed by [your name]"

One of my favorites was "a nigger at the public library" or "mandela eating a watermelon" if space allowed. If not something as simply as "a greedy jew" or "a kike" works wonders

Nothing like derailing a fucking game to make faggots argue with each other over the internet

>>323136612
Equally as fun is to have the name "a vehicle" in games like halo ce where you can die from a vehicle. Makes team killing hilarious

Mine is my favorite colour followed by "dalek".

>>323136612
Also good is getting around server rules by having a name like "a numb digger"

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>>323136228

She wanted a big fat dick that sprayed cum like a fountain.

>>323133163
It's real.

>>323137534
We all do anon
We all do

>>323135540
Modern /b/ is a straight up mix between /s/ and /s4s/. Nothing but shitposts and porn threads because

>horny teenagers

>>323135540
console fags on /v/ are like apple fags on /g/

>>323132732
>It's not even my Steam account
>I just used it and claimed it as my own after losing contact with the friend who owned it
>His name there will forever remind me of my sin

>>323139706

holy fuck dude

>>323135310
XD
>..<

>>323139826
pls upvote if u likt it rate 5 stars

pls i need

>>323134815
Was it cute?

i looked at some old forum posts a few days back
and my twitter that i have not used in years
I love collecting cringe. That shit was so bad i actually feel bad for deleting them and not keeping them there and parading it around saying "HOLY FUCK GUYS LOOK AT HOW STUPID I WAS BACK THEN"
i'll go recreate some and put it in a personal folder, personal cringe is for cherishing not for deleting

>>323140608
>i'll go recreate some and put it in a personal folder, personal cringe is for cherishing not for deleting

I don't know if I love you or hate you.

Could you give us an example?

>>323133285
Toby

>>323140608
>personal cringe is for cherishing not for deleting
I'd rather delete all my personal cringe from memory forever.
I keep remembering all that shit.

The only thing I remember clearly in my life is cringe. When I look back at my life, I don't see what food I ate, what vidya I played or what shows I watched, but I remember pretty much every embarrassing thing that happened.
One of my earliest childhood memories is embarrassment.

>>323133285
>>323140818

Don't listen to this guy.

I ignored the question because I didn't want to list my name.

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You will never know my pain OP.

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>>323141213
Fuck me man, same.

I remember playing dodgeball at school and bouncing around like a street fighter character.

That's only one step before fucking Sonic running.

>My steam name is just my first name and the initials of my middle and last names
>People on mic constantly try to pronounce it as one word instead of just saying my first name

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>>323141282

>>323140684
>>323141213
To be honest, trying to recreate those posts is giving me a headache. It is so fucking cringy that i can barely handle recreating it, let alone put it here.
ignore what i said about parading it around i can't even bring myself to do that on an anonymous image board.
One day i'll look at this folder and laugh and think about how much i have grown instead of trying to tear my eyes out.

>>323132812
Yeah, its a genetic condition known as Chimp Foot syndrome.

>>323141690
Looks more like someone photoshopped fingers onto a foot m8

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I love these threads where we talk about how much we fucking hate ourselves.

It's comfy. Almost like sitting around a fire and crying.

>>323132732
this >>323133312
get metro for steam skin

>>323133649
I always wondered what drives people to choose such names.
Is it because it looks cool?

>>323142013

the letters X and Z were really cool 10 years ago for some reason

>>323133114
If I saw that online or something i would assume you were Dark Souls fan 2bh. It's not as cringey as you think it is.

>>323142141
To be completely honest, it's not like my current username is much better. I actually LIKE edgy things, so my usernames tend to at least be a little edgy.

But sinnerkiller just sounds like I'm trying to hard, which bothers me.

>>323142013

leetspeak was the coolest thing back then. if you knew it you were obviously some pro gamer or hacker

>>323132812
it's a fhand

>>323142296
>He doesn't like being a warrior of god
are you a fucking faggot or something?

>>323142683
It sounds more like I'm a kid who was bullied too much and wants to shoot up the school.

Super cool.

>>323142763
>He doesn't want to force everyone in the school to atone for their sins

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>>323141282

>>323143327
Maybe I do, and I just don't want to be too obvious about it and screw things up!

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>be 12
>sitting in science class
>make up gamer alias by looking through my textbook
>Think of a name that is new and original and continue with life enjoying the tag
>find out the terms been used since the 1800's
>mfw
Chromous

>>323143619
>one person on steam called chromous

I sure hope to fuck this isn't you.

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197984916429

>>323143884
Sadly, no. That fucker stole it from me.

>>323144089
He deserves that vacban.

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>email I made when I was 13 is leetspeak and the word lol
>current email is my last name and the tag for an old podcast I used to listed to, Control Point
>years later realize what other connotations "CP" has
I have shit awful luck and make shit awful decisions with this stuff.

>>323144149
Fuck I remember Control Point. Every time I saw their icon I would think the same thing as you.

>>323133263
But there's no thumb

>tfw my Skype username is epicwin9001

Every fucking time I want to talk to someone on Skype I have to give them this shit. I'd just make a new accoubg, but I don't want to lose all my contacts.

>>323144975
I made a new skype. I mean, the name is still edgy, but it's better than what it used to be. I also had a professional one with a "normal" name.

Nice to see that im not the only faggot with the 10 years of service badge on steam and still using a cringe name.

My case is worse becase I wasnt even underage, I was 18

>>323140608
>HOW STUPID I WAS BACK THEN
>twitter
underage detected. twitter is not even an "old" thing you know.

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>get invited to gmail while it was in beta
>name it after sonic character
>didn't like it and stopped using account
>decided to check it
>full of email from angry sonic kids first begging then violently demanding I give them the account featuring their favorite character

Pic related

>>323145635
Twitter came out in 2007.
Twitter is 9 years old.
There are people who were 11 when Twitter was a thing, and are allowed to post here.

>>323142013
Make username as kid and still use it for most accounts I make now.

Not really edgy either, it's kinda nice.

Outruncam{/spoiler]

>username is the same one I used to make really embarrassing forum posts when I was young
>try to be as uninteresting as possible so people don't try to look me up and see my shame

>>323145769
Paste a few

>>323133956
Because its an ID and thats how your account is listed in database. Services that allow you to change your username often tie it to a combination of numbers to represent ID, this is what steam doesn't do.

>>323132732
> not starting a new account and then just pirating your shit

>>323132812
Actually enjoying some blink 182 at this moment

>>323134423

>Real name
>Remotely scary to have people know

Unless your name is Adewoleduzuko Zimboluka-Shtavari you have nothing to fear about your fucking name being known online.

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>>323142013
>Is it because it looks cool?
It's because when you are 12 your brain chemistry is out of whack and all this really seems cool.

>>323144975
can I add you? ;3

>>323134510
you still get vac banned if they the game belongs to you

>>323144975
How many of those contacts do you actually use tho? Might be a good time to start a new account and weed out all the people you dont even talk to anymore.

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>make edgy oc with Xs in his name when i was an edgy teen
>still use that name whenever i sign up for something because i don't have to worry about it being taken

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>>323133114

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Who *666 here?

>>323142763
First sounded like a 10/10 templar crusader now your starting to sound like dare I say...
A FUCKING HERETIC

>>323132732
I've bought the same games like 10 times thanks to wanting to abandon old identities. :^)

>>323146738

>mfw the most shame I have out of my childhood on the internet is that I used good grammar and behaved like a standup person on bulletin boards so much i was given mod powers on several ones


Then I came here

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>never enough characters for your desired username.
>gotta use the shortened version
>you're convinced it's only half as cool

>>323147002
try doing this with 200 games in your library

>>323147120

>make new account
>family share your shit to it

>>323147120
generally i wait for sales.

i could probably use family sharing but i'm paranoid that'd create a link between the two accounts that may be visible to some people.

xxMETALxxGEARxx

>My steam account is forever related to a animal I have pure hate for now because of my dumb youthful self

>>323147024
My only regret is that I made what amounts to fan art as a young teen on several forums thinking the debs would listen and add new weapons or units or what have you and used my standard internet alias.
I fear if I ever post my username someone will google it and read my shitty forum posts and mediocre art.

>>323146305
Based GW1 had the best cosmetics for teenage edgelors

>>323147275
why u hate hegehogs?

At least you didn't use your real name...
Alright so I made a mistake! I didn't think it would cock block me! The reason why I used it was to show others that nobody cares what your name is on the internet and nothing will happen. Turns out, I was partly wrong.
>Meet a girl at work
>We talk and shit
>Go on a couple of dates
>Everything going smoothly
>Suddenly she avoids me like the plague
>Ask a friend to ask her what's up
>Turns out she google searched my name and saw my Steam profile
>She was actually looking for my MySpace profile (This was years ago when MySpace was still the shit, 2007-2009).
>It's not cringey, just a plain Steam profile
>However it does say 2000 hours on TF2
>She thinks I'm a loser that plays games all day
>Which is true, so I'm not completely upset
>Still though, Steam profile cock blocked me.

>>323147623
Ain't that man, unfortunately I got the dime and the dozen furry invitation animal.

>>323147723
Pathetic.
She's into you then dumps you on some kind of whim of superstition?
I don't get this, I understand dumping someone if they're cringe or degenerative but dumping someone because of a past-time which barely effects anything?

>>323147723

Sounds like it saved you time and money

I had my last name in my steam name since 2007, only changed it now

Though I only have like 700 hours in tf2

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>make steam account

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>>323147960

>make a steam account
>its my email address because my steam account is 12 years old

>>323147723
She was a cunt.

Your steam profile SAVED you.

>>323146942
I'm not a Heretic! I swear!

Please don't purge me! I fight for Justice and hate people who were mean to me in high school!

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>young
>make a steam account with a meme picture
>write a binch of edgy shit on my account
>go on to chatroom and act extremely autistic all the time
>be poor so couldn't afford any games and computer wasn't even powerful enough to handle hl
>forget the password to the account
>the account is still up the dated meme picture and edgy shit

>>323148907
please link?

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>TFW always picked last for sports when in teams at school.

I mean, I hated sports, so I understand, but it still seriously made me feel like a piece of shit when I was ALWAYS picked last.

Why the fuck do teachers do that? Why do you choose two students to pick out the rest? Why not just split the group in half randomly and save me the embarrassment?

>>323148907
PLEASE link it. This'll be great.

>>323148907
Link it
let us laugh at your shame

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>>323148975
>>323149071
>>323149149
I can't remember the name of the account all i remember that its a picture of Louis from l4d
If i could, I would link it

Its was the pills meme or some shit, hopefully you can help me find it

>>323149587
>My account has a picture of a popular meme lots of accounts use
>Hopefully you can find it!

Do you not realise how impossible this is?

>>323149704
Nvm, found it
http://steamcommunity.com/id/css-freak
Fuck my life, go easy

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>>323134935
I want to slap my younger self

>>323148986

I thought that was just a thing that happened on tv

>>323149820

...
>No icon
>No name
>No way to see anything at all
>"This user has not yet set up their Steam Community profile.
If you know them, encourage him/her to set up their profile and join in on the gaming!"

This doesn't satisfy me at all.

You promised meme icons and cringe.

Where is the cringe, CSS-freak? Where is it?

>>323133036

There are alot of people that regret their edgy t(w)een 'creativeness' buddy, grow up and learn to deal with it

>>323132732
I hate to admit it to people I know from high school, but I just use my high school mascot followed by school initials.

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>>323149906
I.
Fucking.
Wish.

My friend, you have NO idea.

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>>323149820
>I Support furrys

>>323149994
Oh, NOW it shows up. Must have been a steam issue. Sorry. Ok, lets see what we have here.

>>323150105

I really don't, I only ever had to do solo stuff like athletics or golf and if we ever did team stuff the teams were created by the teacher

>brother makes steam account back in 2008 solely for portal
>year or so later I get TF2
>attach it to same account
>he never uses it anymore at that point so every now and again I buy another game or two
>by 2010 or so I've basically hijacked it and he had to make a new account
>tfw seeing his username at the top

I feel like Venom Snake some days fuck

>>323147723
Racking up 2,000 hours in TF2 by 2009 is quite an achievement, holy shit.

>>323145769

Big is the chillest nigga I don't get why people hate him so much

>>323149820
>something i like, like guns or furrys
>orientatoin
>interests: furrys, my drawings of guns, hunting, shooting, youtube poops, kitty0706
>favorite guns "i do not like pussy ass 9mm"
>Favorite games: Call of duty
>i even have counter strike and half life on my psp and dont say i dont bacause i downloaded them
ambitions: to try t talk to sir Elliot "BIG FAN"
>That fucking furry tag
>account made in 2010

>FUCKING YOUTUBE PAGE LINK
>Description of youtube page: "I am a call of duty gamer and love playing xbox"
>12000 fucking subscribers!
>All videos are minecraft and COD
>last COD video only 2 years ago

jesus fucking christ man what the fucking shit

I mean, thank you for being brave enough to post this, and I hope you're a better person now, but holy shit.

>>323150293

Who cares about a tiny account name only you can see?

>>323136228
but i was told size doesnt matter?

>name is teddy
>liked birds as a kid
>terd99

i was a dumb kid

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>>323148986
I was always picked last because I was always trying my hardest not to get picked.

I wasn't actually terrible at sports. I mean I never was a jock or anything like that, but I was definitely above average and the worst people said about me was that I'd play too rough. I just fucking hates gym class. When we'd play soccer I'd always play goalie and not even make any attempt to actually stop any balls. When we played indoor sports I'd just climb on top of those bigass mats and chill for two hours.

My teachers were all faggots anyway and whenever there was a test like a Cooper Test or those god damned unholy Beep Tests I'd perform better than all the other kids so they never bothered me about it.

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>>323150680
>TERD
FUCK ME I WASN'T READY TO LAUGH THIS HARD

>>323150774
Christ, why are goats so creepy?

>bro gets a PS3
>at the time I was 17 so I just make a sub-account under him
>tfw having to abandon my old account after a few years because PSN is so fucking retarded that it didn't automatically upgrade to a normal one after you turn 18 or at least give an option to change it and I couldn't buy anything on PSN because of this shit

I don't even remember the password for that account anymore. Only thing I had on it that I miss is MvC2 since that shit isn't even listed anymore.

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>>323150613
I also loved emo punk alot

The yt channel was actually a friends channel

If I could go back and slap my younger self and tell him to stop acting like a faggot, I would. I should have never watched Disney movies when I was horny

>>323150613
Fuck, I missed

>One friend
>Fucking (L4D2FL)ZOMBIETRACKER(L4DFL)

>Meme comments
>"vagineers a wurk kation"

Christ.

Thank you anon. Seriously. I mean, this shit is everywhere, but know that you personally sent it to us makes me that much better.

>>323149820
Did you make any money off jewtube?
Are you still a furry?
Do you realize the benefits of 9mm?

>>323151053
Hey man, I'm not judging for most of those things, just some of them. I fap to furries and don't think COD is the worst thing ever or whatever, nor do I think guns aren't cool, but putting furry tags up and yelling at people who apparently accuse you of not having Half Life on your phone is pretty fucking low.

Nevertheless, this was entertaining. Thanks.

>>323151053
I'm adding you as a friend.

I don't care if you never accept.

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It's okay, OP look at this guy I saw in FFXIV. At least yours isn't public

>>323151103
No
Only porn
No

>>323151364
>Shadowsoul
>Dark knight

Damn that's edgy, but also 10/10 fitting name.

Funny thing is, I genuinely like edgy things.

What's cringe to you is cool to me.

I still find it hilarious though.

>>323151364
>>323151491
Hell, as I mentioned before, my profile is still a little edgy. Though not nearly this much.

>>323151482
I'm sorry you never had a chance to talk to Elliot.

He was a good youtuber.

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>tfw was emo/hipster back in the 90's
>became furry after finding some porn
>autistic shit for years and creating accounts for different forums, mostly cringey roleplay
Now I just lurk both /v/ and /pol/, trying to forget the shit I pulled

>>323146739
I know your pain

>>323151482
>>323151053
>>323150613
>>323149820
>>323151078

WAIT HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE

>102 HOURS IN CODENAME GORDAN?!

THIS IS A FUCKING GOLDMINE I KEEP FINDING THINGS

mine is some joke from a Spill.com podcast rip in peace

it's not too bad it's just really weird

>get a PS3 in 2007 when I was 12
>make my PSN name my name spelled incorrectly + boy for some reason
>years later and "boy" is a word used exclusively by gays

Fucking Sony makes us pay for online then can't even change their databse to a Steam-like system. Fuck them.

>>323147723
>having a name unique enough to find easily on Google

Feels good having a name only slightly more special than John Smith or Muhammed.

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>>323151235
Thanks for being understanding

>>323148986
>kids pick me
>always picked only because I had to be picked
>teachers sort out teams for us
>can visibly see them go like "why is anon on our team?"

Fuck sports.

>tfw my first internet username was pretty innocuous, just a Kingdom Hearts name and a following noun, not edgy at all
>tfw adopted a new username a few years ago and have stuck with it ever since

Feels good, man. Though I was autistic and weird as shit under the former.

>>323152537
Also, to your credit, "Pills here" was a good meme to spam and annoy people.

>>323152576
I'm so sorry anon.
We are brothers in pain, you and I.

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>>323152576
Been there, it sucked

>>323150525
Because he sounds like a retard that ordered a double lobotomy. Every time he said Froggy I wanted to punch his fucking throat.

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>>323152728
>playing football
>had a clear shot on the goal, could easily kick it in even with my shit skills
>call for them to kick the ball to me
>the popular Chad of the group ignores me and tries to get past 3 defenders on his own, fails.
>gives the ball to the other team and lets them score
>mfw they started passive agressively blaming us shit kids for it

>>323148986
Thinking back, I think the main reason I got picked last was because I was a shitty little kid who hates sports so much that I'd go out of my way to slack off.

Except for dodgeball, that was the shit.

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>>323152934
>us shit kids

>>323148986
>mandatory sports lesson
>teams are randomized
>everyone has a great time, even if the sporty types just run the train on the rest

I might have been a fat depressed fuck, but my high school peers were definitely not assholes.

>>323152576
Stuff like this caused me to build a sort of a psychological defense where I started thinking that because the popular kids were always dumb fucks, I must just be so much above them that they want to see me come crashing down so I'll then be on their level. I know it's a dumb thing to think but I still haven't gotten completely over it.

>>323152934
Football became a lot more bearable to me when I learned that always passing the ball, instead of trying to score myself, is called "teamwork".

>>323152934

God I hated playing football in PE, and its was the go to "I don't want to teach a class" thing so we did it like 7 times out of 10.

Oddly they always tried to push the shittiest players like me into being goalie

>all that attention when you fail
>and I'm absolutely afraid of the ball the other team keeps nuking into my face

>>323149820
>Age: 14
>2 years inactive
>In a 4chan steam group
>I like furrys
>I like COD
>i don't like pussy ass 9mm
Holy shit. There is literally nothing good about that profile. And you're fucking 16 now. Please stop infesting the board with your cancer.

>>323133312
you also cannot view your game subcatagories so if youve separated them you wont be able to view half your shit

>>323153436
>keeps nuking into my face

Holy fuck this.

>team never, EVER tries any form of defense other than me, the fat kid
>lets the other team shoot it at me at sonic speed at penalty-tier angles.

>>323153449
im 21 now

>>323153658

Yeah, basically anyone who played well was on constant attack, anyone who didn't just stood in the back and touched the ball if it came his way, and the goalie was like me, closing his eyes when they were taking a shot at him

Though there were still worse goalies than me, and I wasn' even big/fat so not even that argument made sense that I cover more or something.

>>323149906
haha
ahaha
HAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHALFKJ:LGJLGJSLKGJITOW

no

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>>323155030

>howreddit.ru

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>name myself bongripper
>its fine because now I can play it off like I'm named after the band

>>323150025
Why are you so angry anon? Want to talk about it?

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>>323155030

>>323148986
>Best player
>Always picked last/near last

>>323155972
You sound angry my friend. It's ok. There's no need to be upset that I didn't use 4chan approved lingo like >tfw or >topkek

>>323150680

Uh are you me? Mine is Terdboy. And I'm Ted

Fuck off

>>323132732
>generic name with 07 at the end because 007 was taken
It's gonna take a while but eventually people might think it's related to my age. Overall it ain't so bad.

>>323156434
He's upset because you made a shitty post.

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>>323133114
It's alright, mine is 1337 followed by the nickname. What's worse is that I made the account when I was 16.

>>323156889
Good. I'm glad he's upset over something so small. :^)

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>>323148986
>picked last
>mfw I still played better than 90% of the class

Except for basketball
Fuck basketball

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>tfw fireguy followed by some numbers

i was young, young and in a rush to play vidya

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>>323156982
Congratulations

>tfw you were a kid with good taste and can keep using your name without shame
Feels good man.

>>323157263
whatever you say sonicfan406

>>323132732
hue

>create e-mail when I was 13
>expert followed by my nickname(e.g. [email protected]) because I legitimately thought I was a god in video games
>keep using that on every gaming related website or game logins for years
>I have so many different gaming accounts linked to it that I can't stop using it now
>entered expertjohn123 as my steam account name too and it's constantly on the top right corner to remind me what a cocky little shit I used to be
>my YouTube account name too(thank god for google+ and name changes)
At least I'm using a different e-mail for IRL stuff. My gaming e-mail will forever haunt me though.

>>323134382
Not him, but single child detected.
My parents were the female equivalent of Louis from Malcolm in the Middle, good luck trying to argue with that.

After he got it VAC banned, later on he got it hacked by dowloading "FreeSteamGames.exe" I changed my password and made a stand. Sat out the punishment.

6 years later the faggot still hasn't properly apologized.

>>323157614
That's not bad at all. I wouldn't never assume it was a gaming thing.

If you were MLGjohn123, or PROjohn123, I would get chya, but expertjohn123? It's really not bad.

>>323157820
*male and female

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>>323157820
Does this look like your fucking blog, retard?

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>>323134935
>all the forums you frequented are dead and buried

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>>323157961

>but your posts still show up on google searches for your old username

>>323157913
This whole thread is a blog moron.

>>323157913
What the fuck, it's literally 6 short sentences. Barley a paragraph.

Fucking facebook users with ADHD like you should just fucking kill yourselves.

>>323157961
source?

>>323134213
>>323157820
You should've been harder from the start. I appropriated my steam account from my father because he never played it back then.

My brother wanted to use it but I'd already put so much money into it. I let him play GMod and some other things but told him I'd feed him his eyes if he cheated or downloaded anything without my say-so.

I think it fucked him up a little bit, though.

>>323148986

git gud

I wasn't popular either but I'd always get first or second pick just because I was better than everyone else

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>"death_ranger" and some random numbers

It's what you'd expect from a 13 year old. Could be worse, at least it doesn't have any X's in it.

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>>323158203
>my nu-male life MUST be cried about on vee! This is the random board after all!

Kill yourself, it isn't okay here either.

>>323147212

your account name isn't visible to literally fucking anyone.

just change your fucking steam name and profile ID. Are you retarded?

>>323158553
Leave the thread if you hate it so much you stupid nigger.

>>323158593
It's not just an issue of other people seeing it, it's an issue of the person themselves seeing it every day.

>>323158389
Contingency

>>323158553
Nice projecting m8.

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>TFW you tried to "contribute" to forums since you were an autist and thought it would get you friends
>TFW it backfired horribly

there is stuff you're doing right now that you'll regret later, no sense in being ashamed of things literally everyone does

that you care so much is just another phase

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>>323158616
Leave /v/ and stop talking about meta bullshit. This is your last warning.

>>323157843
But MLG and PRO are now meme words and most people think you're ironic. Calling yourself an expert is so fucking cringey though.

>back when google+ was introduced
>stumble upon an old video of a racing game I played
>I had commented "I can't finish this on hard mode" 7 years ago
>uploader had replied with "Well, it's not that hard actually. Aren't you an expert after all? ;)"
>I had went full sperg mode and said something like "well, I put the expert because I'm an expert in FPS games, I don't play racing games very often, so that's why I can't finish it"
>instantly delete all comments on the video and search how to change account name on google+
Fuck me.

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>narutofoxboi

>>323158928
PFFFFHAHAHAHA

Him doing ;) is fucking hilarious.

Seriously though, I doubt that guy that made that joke saw "pro gamer" and "expert" as inseparable. He was just making a joke on the word, not any gaming connection.

I totally get you though.

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>>323158553
>nu-male

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>>323158553
are u disabled?

>>323158895
YOU WANNA GO BRO?

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>>323158946
>narutofuckboi

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>that woman who took a huge shit right in the middle of the store

>>323148986
>>323152576
Why do you have to remind me of the pain?

:(

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>>323159798
I'm sorry anon, but this is a thread of caring.

We will not reject you here. We embrace your pain, and share it amongst each other.

Come my child. What's done is done. We'll move past it together.

>>323133753
Oi dont spoop me ya wally

>>323144149

cheese pizza?

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>>323132732
>monkeypaw

>>323132732
I think the same of my PSN account.

It's a stupid name that I chose years ago and it'll haunt me until Sony gives me the privilege of paying them to change it, probably 20 years from now.

>>323132732
I made my steam account during the phase where I was obsessed with ancient Rome. Roman names are always good.

>>323160314
I don't know man. "FUCKTHEGREEKS" is kind of a shitty name.

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>tfw always ate my desert alone, like fucking steven glansberg

>>323160243
Why is she so cute?

>>323160935
>tfw literally spend all my time during recess alone away from everyone else

i mean, on one hand, my class was a bunch of fucking assholes who threw rocks at birds, but on the other hand, i looked like the worst fucking loser in the school.

lose lose

>>323161087
best grill

>>323160935
>tfw I could leave mid-conversation and nobody would notice until like an hour later
Being invisible is suffering sometimes. There are some benefits though, but not as much.

>>323161167
In my last years I was pretty popular and I'd still spend my noon break alone, quickly eating some fast food like kebab and then doing homework or reading or stuff

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>>323142480
jesus

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>>323161452
>join a small new community for a game
>be friendly and have fun with people
>later the community swells up
>don't have the presence or social skill to keep up in large discussions
>become ignored more and more
>end up just leaving the community after people don't even bother greeting me when I join a chat
>tthat or the community straight up dies without going anywhere and nobody wants to keep in touch after

There must be some sort of secret social interaction gene I wasn't born with. I'm always just phased out of every community and I don't know why.

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>>323146305
>Lord Willy Lamehead

>>323161982
I know that feel all too well.
We're doomed to chans

>>323133285
Skinner

>>323157087
>basketball always been my favorite sport to play
>ironically it is also the sport I am worst at
Why do I enjoy things I'm so fucking bad at?
The kicker, I'm 6'
Not NBA level height, but taller than most of the people who kicked my ass at game

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>look up old forum posts
>actually have well thought out and minimally cringey post form

Feels good to be an old soul. Shit hit the fan when I started posting here though.

>7 years ago
>be teenager
>find old forum posts
>"wow man, jesus that's fucking embarassing. I'll never write stuff like that ever again"
>today
>Look up stuff I wrote 3 years ago
>fucking cringe

Once I learnt this, I stopped writing stupid shit and wrote like an educated human being. Nothing to extravagant or "THIS IS THE WAY IT SHOULD BE" views.

>>323134935

>Tfw

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>2007
>got my new psp
>apparently all the the other kids don't take to kindly to me playing it all the time before class and at recess
>they always crowd around me and start pushing the buttons to make me fuck up.
>I tell them to stop but they respond with "WHAT ARE GO
GOING TO DO ABOUT IT, FAGGOT?"
>they continue to bug me
>the third day i had my psp, they start messing with me again
>one kid pushes me a little too hard
>my psp falls out of my hand and falls on the ground of the bleachers
>I pick it up to discover the screen is busted
>i get up and walk down the bleacher and halfway down I twist my ankle and trip falling down the of the way anand my psp crcrashing on the ground of the gym
>bit of the psp fly everywhere
>the whole school is in the gym and starts laughing
>Im crying as i pick the pieces of my psp up of the ground and one of the teachers help me and i leave

The kid who made me drop it never paid for a new one because it was an "accident". My parents had to go out and buy me a new one. I was now called the psp boy.

I really wanted to attempt suicide

>>323163585
I'm so fucking sorry.
I understand the pain.

>>323163585
should've got the PSP and slammed it against his head

>>323146284

My real name is one of a kind though.

>>323163791
tell us

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>All these fucking awful memories.

I belong here.

Hold me /v/.

Please.

>>323163923

Yeah, I'm good. My last name is Attenborough, but that's not the unique part. To my knowledge I'm the only living person with my first name. The last died in 1800s.

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>>323136228
>check the quote
>it's true

>>323132732
what is it?

>>323166382

>>323133040
>>323133114

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ITT: People with online chuunibyou.

At least be happy that the cringy shit you did was not online and in real life. Right?

I'm trying to think of awful memories of school but honestly all i'm getting is ones of my dad
>be young
>in supermarket
>dad leaves me with some bags while he goes to do something
>sorta creepy guy is near bags
>dad tells me to protect bags
>too scared
>dad gets really mad at me

>>323162940

just sounds like a defense mechanism

it's not that you're more mature, you just hold yourself back out of fear of how people will respond to you

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>>323132812
The irony that I made my steam account 11 years ago when I first used the Internet and added 182 to my edgelord name.

Fuck me.

>>323165220
Tell us

>>323165220
come on dude, in an hour this thread will be gone forever, if you cant tell us then who?

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>>323134935
>Tfw was literally the worst mixture of autism imaginable when younger
>Sonic fan
>Made OC's
>Loved memes
>Made memes
>Made cringey YT let's play account
>Every username I had involved "xX", Wolves, or "HERP DERP"

Almost got wrapped up into the furry community as well, but woke up before that got too deep.

>>323167869
Luke?

No, what am I saying. The luke I know is still a cringey weeaboo faggot.

>>323167960
Afraid not. Was never much into anime at least. Gave Death Note a try ages ago, got bored, and stopped watching a couple episodes in.

>>323167869
>Made cringey YT let's play account
POST IT FAGGET

>>323168606
I deleted it almost a decade ago anon. Got scared after I received a huge and sudden influx of h8 calling me gay and telling me to off myself.
To this day I still believe someone found one of my videos and posted it in a cringe thread on here. Suppose they did me a favour.

>>323168606
OH SHIT YEAH I FORGOT TO ASK MYSELF

DO THIS

>>323132732
>first username was Gblaze
How did I do?

>>323168749
awwwwwwwww

well, I'm going to post the youtube account of the weeaboo I was talking about.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaasL2ZrjYQ&list=WL&index=298

>>323167869

>I had a lot of fun with hobbies that I no longer enjoy

I'm so sorry for you

>>323141690
can you please use layman's terms? I can't understand all that scientific gobbledygook

>>323168842
Pretty good.

>>323158305
that's 6 sentences too many to be honest

>>323133114

It's okay, mine is something like darkgod665.

God damn it valve, let us change this shit.

who killer[insert number] here?
killer2531/killer2532 reporting in

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>>323168879
>Dat intro
Fucken KEK

>>323168901
In all honesty, I never truly enjoyed them. I still play Sonic games every now and then, but ignore pretty much as much of the fandom as I can, even on /v/. Everything else I just grew out of.

>Don't be a retarded kid
>still use the same nick I used when I was 12

It's not like you become less retarded when you get older. You fags are just all around retarded and will be the same when you're 60 too.