>Make steam account when really young
>Make cringey account name that I can't change
>Always sitting there in the top right corner
why was i such an edgelord help me
>accidentally used my real name to make my PSN years and years ago
>too embarrassed to play online but don't want to make a new account and lose all my shit
>still can't change it in 2016
but is he a killer of sinners, or a killer and a sinner?
>Named my steam account after some stupid character I made as a kid
>Will forever be cursed with this shitty name
>Used last name to make first Steam account.
>No one pronounces it right due to phonics.
>Little brother cheats and I get VAC banned.
>MFW I have 100+ steam account names but can never settle on one.
It's one of the options in a poll Sony made regarding desirable future updates for the PS4 or something to that effect. If it were to happen they'd probably charge for it but hell I'd gladly pay to get rid of the meme username I'm stuck with.
Remember not to create an account on a gaymen platform - one which doesn't allow your name to be changed later - when you're in a hurry, kids.
>Find stash of old rage comic memes you used to make on computer
Not on my main computer right now, but they were pretty awful. Like
>Panel 1: Me sitting at bus stop
>Panel 2: Couple of black people come sit next to me
>Panel 3: The bus stop isnow filled with black people
>Panel 4: "FFFFFFUUUUUU" rage face, with more black peoples faces in the background.
Also a couple of fatson memes with TF2.
>FAT_*my name in capital letters*
I still use it everywhere, when applying for work and whatever. Whenever someone asks me about it I tell them I made it when I was young, and I grew up in a rough neighborhood. That was to be my stage-name if I ever was going to become a famous rapper (it was a pun since I was so skinny).
So far I've not had the feeling that it has hindered my chances in my work in any way.
>find own old /b/ folder
>remember that old /b/ was fucking retarded and cringeworthy
>wonder how did you manage to find that shit funny
>find old /v/ folder
>the main difference between old /v/ and new /v/ is that console generation is 1 point lower
Pic related, filename is actual date of saving
And complaining about consoles dragging down vidya? There was more of it back then, not less.
The game industry is dragging itself down. Games are too expensive to make now a days
>killer of the less than virtuous
Anon no, it's fine.
I'm just thankful I used a random ass name I found on the internet which turned out to be a real name from some backwards ass country.
it's simple to fix. start a crusade and no one will ever laugh at your nickname
hell, it will be badass after you slay enough infidels
>not using funny names in fps online for the "x is killed by [your name]"
One of my favorites was "a nigger at the public library" or "mandela eating a watermelon" if space allowed. If not something as simply as "a greedy jew" or "a kike" works wonders
Nothing like derailing a fucking game to make faggots argue with each other over the internet
She wanted a big fat dick that sprayed cum like a fountain.
i looked at some old forum posts a few days back
and my twitter that i have not used in years
I love collecting cringe. That shit was so bad i actually feel bad for deleting them and not keeping them there and parading it around saying "HOLY FUCK GUYS LOOK AT HOW STUPID I WAS BACK THEN"
i'll go recreate some and put it in a personal folder, personal cringe is for cherishing not for deleting
>personal cringe is for cherishing not for deleting
I'd rather delete all my personal cringe from memory forever.
I keep remembering all that shit.
The only thing I remember clearly in my life is cringe. When I look back at my life, I don't see what food I ate, what vidya I played or what shows I watched, but I remember pretty much every embarrassing thing that happened.
One of my earliest childhood memories is embarrassment.
Fuck me man, same.
I remember playing dodgeball at school and bouncing around like a street fighter character.
That's only one step before fucking Sonic running.
To be honest, trying to recreate those posts is giving me a headache. It is so fucking cringy that i can barely handle recreating it, let alone put it here.
ignore what i said about parading it around i can't even bring myself to do that on an anonymous image board.
One day i'll look at this folder and laugh and think about how much i have grown instead of trying to tear my eyes out.
I love these threads where we talk about how much we fucking hate ourselves.
It's comfy. Almost like sitting around a fire and crying.
To be completely honest, it's not like my current username is much better. I actually LIKE edgy things, so my usernames tend to at least be a little edgy.
But sinnerkiller just sounds like I'm trying to hard, which bothers me.
>sitting in science class
>make up gamer alias by looking through my textbook
>Think of a name that is new and original and continue with life enjoying the tag
>find out the terms been used since the 1800's
>email I made when I was 13 is leetspeak and the word lol
>current email is my last name and the tag for an old podcast I used to listed to, Control Point
>years later realize what other connotations "CP" has
I have shit awful luck and make shit awful decisions with this stuff.
>tfw my Skype username is epicwin9001
Every fucking time I want to talk to someone on Skype I have to give them this shit. I'd just make a new accoubg, but I don't want to lose all my contacts.
>get invited to gmail while it was in beta
>name it after sonic character
>didn't like it and stopped using account
>decided to check it
>full of email from angry sonic kids first begging then violently demanding I give them the account featuring their favorite character
Every username I have ever created has been one-of-a-kind. I'm fucking proud of myself.
I regret how much of an insufferable faggot I was and still am.
Because its an ID and thats how your account is listed in database. Services that allow you to change your username often tie it to a combination of numbers to represent ID, this is what steam doesn't do.
>Is it because it looks cool?
It's because when you are 12 your brain chemistry is out of whack and all this really seems cool.
>make edgy oc with Xs in his name when i was an edgy teen
>still use that name whenever i sign up for something because i don't have to worry about it being taken
>mfw the most shame I have out of my childhood on the internet is that I used good grammar and behaved like a standup person on bulletin boards so much i was given mod powers on several ones
Then I came here
>never enough characters for your desired username.
>gotta use the shortened version
>you're convinced it's only half as cool
My only regret is that I made what amounts to fan art as a young teen on several forums thinking the debs would listen and add new weapons or units or what have you and used my standard internet alias.
I fear if I ever post my username someone will google it and read my shitty forum posts and mediocre art.
At least you didn't use your real name...
Alright so I made a mistake! I didn't think it would cock block me! The reason why I used it was to show others that nobody cares what your name is on the internet and nothing will happen. Turns out, I was partly wrong.
>Meet a girl at work
>We talk and shit
>Go on a couple of dates
>Everything going smoothly
>Suddenly she avoids me like the plague
>Ask a friend to ask her what's up
>Turns out she google searched my name and saw my Steam profile
>She was actually looking for my MySpace profile (This was years ago when MySpace was still the shit, 2007-2009).
>It's not cringey, just a plain Steam profile
>However it does say 2000 hours on TF2
>She thinks I'm a loser that plays games all day
>Which is true, so I'm not completely upset
>Still though, Steam profile cock blocked me.
Ain't that man, unfortunately I got the dime and the dozen furry invitation animal.
She's into you then dumps you on some kind of whim of superstition?
I don't get this, I understand dumping someone if they're cringe or degenerative but dumping someone because of a past-time which barely effects anything?
>make a steam account with a meme picture
>write a binch of edgy shit on my account
>go on to chatroom and act extremely autistic all the time
>be poor so couldn't afford any games and computer wasn't even powerful enough to handle hl
>forget the password to the account
>the account is still up the dated meme picture and edgy shit
>TFW always picked last for sports when in teams at school.
I mean, I hated sports, so I understand, but it still seriously made me feel like a piece of shit when I was ALWAYS picked last.
Why the fuck do teachers do that? Why do you choose two students to pick out the rest? Why not just split the group in half randomly and save me the embarrassment?
I can't remember the name of the account all i remember that its a picture of Louis from l4d
If i could, I would link it
Its was the pills meme or some shit, hopefully you can help me find it
>No way to see anything at all
>"This user has not yet set up their Steam Community profile.
If you know them, encourage him/her to set up their profile and join in on the gaming!"
This doesn't satisfy me at all.
You promised meme icons and cringe.
Where is the cringe, CSS-freak? Where is it?
>brother makes steam account back in 2008 solely for portal
>year or so later I get TF2
>attach it to same account
>he never uses it anymore at that point so every now and again I buy another game or two
>by 2010 or so I've basically hijacked it and he had to make a new account
>tfw seeing his username at the top
I feel like Venom Snake some days fuck
>something i like, like guns or furrys
>interests: furrys, my drawings of guns, hunting, shooting, youtube poops, kitty0706
>favorite guns "i do not like pussy ass 9mm"
>Favorite games: Call of duty
>i even have counter strike and half life on my psp and dont say i dont bacause i downloaded them
ambitions: to try t talk to sir Elliot "BIG FAN"
>That fucking furry tag
>account made in 2010
>FUCKING YOUTUBE PAGE LINK
>Description of youtube page: "I am a call of duty gamer and love playing xbox"
>12000 fucking subscribers!
>All videos are minecraft and COD
>last COD video only 2 years ago
jesus fucking christ man what the fucking shit
I mean, thank you for being brave enough to post this, and I hope you're a better person now, but holy shit.
I was always picked last because I was always trying my hardest not to get picked.
I wasn't actually terrible at sports. I mean I never was a jock or anything like that, but I was definitely above average and the worst people said about me was that I'd play too rough. I just fucking hates gym class. When we'd play soccer I'd always play goalie and not even make any attempt to actually stop any balls. When we played indoor sports I'd just climb on top of those bigass mats and chill for two hours.
My teachers were all faggots anyway and whenever there was a test like a Cooper Test or those god damned unholy Beep Tests I'd perform better than all the other kids so they never bothered me about it.
FUCK ME I WASN'T READY TO LAUGH THIS HARD
>bro gets a PS3
>at the time I was 17 so I just make a sub-account under him
>tfw having to abandon my old account after a few years because PSN is so fucking retarded that it didn't automatically upgrade to a normal one after you turn 18 or at least give an option to change it and I couldn't buy anything on PSN because of this shit
I don't even remember the password for that account anymore. Only thing I had on it that I miss is MvC2 since that shit isn't even listed anymore.
I also loved emo punk alot
The yt channel was actually a friends channel
If I could go back and slap my younger self and tell him to stop acting like a faggot, I would. I should have never watched Disney movies when I was horny
Fuck, I missed
>"vagineers a wurk kation"
Thank you anon. Seriously. I mean, this shit is everywhere, but know that you personally sent it to us makes me that much better.
Hey man, I'm not judging for most of those things, just some of them. I fap to furries and don't think COD is the worst thing ever or whatever, nor do I think guns aren't cool, but putting furry tags up and yelling at people who apparently accuse you of not having Half Life on your phone is pretty fucking low.
Nevertheless, this was entertaining. Thanks.
It's okay, OP look at this guy I saw in FFXIV. At least yours isn't public
Damn that's edgy, but also 10/10 fitting name.
Funny thing is, I genuinely like edgy things.
What's cringe to you is cool to me.
I still find it hilarious though.
>tfw was emo/hipster back in the 90's
>became furry after finding some porn
>autistic shit for years and creating accounts for different forums, mostly cringey roleplay
Now I just lurk both /v/ and /pol/, trying to forget the shit I pulled
>get a PS3 in 2007 when I was 12
>make my PSN name my name spelled incorrectly + boy for some reason
>years later and "boy" is a word used exclusively by gays
Fucking Sony makes us pay for online then can't even change their databse to a Steam-like system. Fuck them.
Thanks for being understanding
>tfw my first internet username was pretty innocuous, just a Kingdom Hearts name and a following noun, not edgy at all
>tfw adopted a new username a few years ago and have stuck with it ever since
Feels good, man. Though I was autistic and weird as shit under the former.
>had a clear shot on the goal, could easily kick it in even with my shit skills
>call for them to kick the ball to me
>the popular Chad of the group ignores me and tries to get past 3 defenders on his own, fails.
>gives the ball to the other team and lets them score
>mfw they started passive agressively blaming us shit kids for it
Thinking back, I think the main reason I got picked last was because I was a shitty little kid who hates sports so much that I'd go out of my way to slack off.
Except for dodgeball, that was the shit.
>mandatory sports lesson
>teams are randomized
>everyone has a great time, even if the sporty types just run the train on the rest
I might have been a fat depressed fuck, but my high school peers were definitely not assholes.
Stuff like this caused me to build a sort of a psychological defense where I started thinking that because the popular kids were always dumb fucks, I must just be so much above them that they want to see me come crashing down so I'll then be on their level. I know it's a dumb thing to think but I still haven't gotten completely over it.
God I hated playing football in PE, and its was the go to "I don't want to teach a class" thing so we did it like 7 times out of 10.
Oddly they always tried to push the shittiest players like me into being goalie
>all that attention when you fail
>and I'm absolutely afraid of the ball the other team keeps nuking into my face
>2 years inactive
>In a 4chan steam group
>I like furrys
>I like COD
>i don't like pussy ass 9mm
Holy shit. There is literally nothing good about that profile. And you're fucking 16 now. Please stop infesting the board with your cancer.
>keeps nuking into my face
Holy fuck this.
>team never, EVER tries any form of defense other than me, the fat kid
>lets the other team shoot it at me at sonic speed at penalty-tier angles.
Yeah, basically anyone who played well was on constant attack, anyone who didn't just stood in the back and touched the ball if it came his way, and the goalie was like me, closing his eyes when they were taking a shot at him
Though there were still worse goalies than me, and I wasn' even big/fat so not even that argument made sense that I cover more or something.
>name myself bongripper
>its fine because now I can play it off like I'm named after the band
It's alright, mine is 1337 followed by the nickname. What's worse is that I made the account when I was 16.
>mfw I still played better than 90% of the class
Except for basketball
>tfw fireguy followed by some numbers
i was young, young and in a rush to play vidya
>create e-mail when I was 13
>expert followed by my nickname(e.g. [email protected]) because I legitimately thought I was a god in video games
>keep using that on every gaming related website or game logins for years
>I have so many different gaming accounts linked to it that I can't stop using it now
>entered expertjohn123 as my steam account name too and it's constantly on the top right corner to remind me what a cocky little shit I used to be
>my YouTube account name too(thank god for google+ and name changes)
At least I'm using a different e-mail for IRL stuff. My gaming e-mail will forever haunt me though.
Not him, but single child detected.
My parents were the female equivalent of Louis from Malcolm in the Middle, good luck trying to argue with that.
After he got it VAC banned, later on he got it hacked by dowloading "FreeSteamGames.exe" I changed my password and made a stand. Sat out the punishment.
6 years later the faggot still hasn't properly apologized.
Does this look like your fucking blog, retard?
>all the forums you frequented are dead and buried
>but your posts still show up on google searches for your old username
You should've been harder from the start. I
appropriatedmy steam account from my father because he never played it back then.
My brother wanted to use it but I'd already put so much money into it. I let him play GMod and some other things but told him I'd feed him his eyes if he cheated or downloaded anything without my say-so.
I think it fucked him up a little bit, though.
>"death_ranger" and some random numbers
It's what you'd expect from a 13 year old. Could be worse, at least it doesn't have any X's in it.
>my nu-male life MUST be cried about on vee! This is the random board after all!
Kill yourself, it isn't okay here either.
>TFW you tried to "contribute" to forums since you were an autist and thought it would get you friends
>TFW it backfired horribly
Leave /v/ and stop talking about meta bullshit. This is your last warning.
But MLG and PRO are now meme words and most people think you're ironic. Calling yourself an expert is so fucking cringey though.
>back when google+ was introduced
>stumble upon an old video of a racing game I played
>I had commented "I can't finish this on hard mode" 7 years ago
>uploader had replied with "Well, it's not that hard actually. Aren't you an expert after all? ;)"
>I had went full sperg mode and said something like "well, I put the expert because I'm an expert in FPS games, I don't play racing games very often, so that's why I can't finish it"
>instantly delete all comments on the video and search how to change account name on google+
Him doing ;) is fucking hilarious.
Seriously though, I doubt that guy that made that joke saw "pro gamer" and "expert" as inseparable. He was just making a joke on the word, not any gaming connection.
I totally get you though.
>that woman who took a huge shit right in the middle of the store
I'm sorry anon, but this is a thread of caring.
We will not reject you here. We embrace your pain, and share it amongst each other.
Come my child. What's done is done. We'll move past it together.
I think the same of my PSN account.
It's a stupid name that I chose years ago and it'll haunt me until Sony gives me the privilege of paying them to change it, probably 20 years from now.
>tfw always ate my desert alone, like fucking steven glansberg
>tfw literally spend all my time during recess alone away from everyone else
i mean, on one hand, my class was a bunch of fucking assholes who threw rocks at birds, but on the other hand, i looked like the worst fucking loser in the school.
>join a small new community for a game
>be friendly and have fun with people
>later the community swells up
>don't have the presence or social skill to keep up in large discussions
>become ignored more and more
>end up just leaving the community after people don't even bother greeting me when I join a chat
>tthat or the community straight up dies without going anywhere and nobody wants to keep in touch after
There must be some sort of secret social interaction gene I wasn't born with. I'm always just phased out of every community and I don't know why.
>basketball always been my favorite sport to play
>ironically it is also the sport I am worst at
Why do I enjoy things I'm so fucking bad at?
The kicker, I'm 6'
Not NBA level height, but taller than most of the people who kicked my ass at game
>look up old forum posts
>actually have well thought out and minimally cringey post form
Feels good to be an old soul. Shit hit the fan when I started posting here though.
>7 years ago
>find old forum posts
>"wow man, jesus that's fucking embarassing. I'll never write stuff like that ever again"
>Look up stuff I wrote 3 years ago
Once I learnt this, I stopped writing stupid shit and wrote like an educated human being. Nothing to extravagant or "THIS IS THE WAY IT SHOULD BE" views.
>got my new psp
>apparently all the the other kids don't take to kindly to me playing it all the time before class and at recess
>they always crowd around me and start pushing the buttons to make me fuck up.
>I tell them to stop but they respond with "WHAT ARE GO
GOING TO DO ABOUT IT, FAGGOT?"
>they continue to bug me
>the third day i had my psp, they start messing with me again
>one kid pushes me a little too hard
>my psp falls out of my hand and falls on the ground of the bleachers
>I pick it up to discover the screen is busted
>i get up and walk down the bleacher and halfway down I twist my ankle and trip falling down the of the way anand my psp crcrashing on the ground of the gym
>bit of the psp fly everywhere
>the whole school is in the gym and starts laughing
>Im crying as i pick the pieces of my psp up of the ground and one of the teachers help me and i leave
The kid who made me drop it never paid for a new one because it was an "accident". My parents had to go out and buy me a new one. I was now called the psp boy.
I really wanted to attempt suicide
>All these fucking awful memories.
I belong here.
Hold me /v/.
ITT: People with online chuunibyou.
At least be happy that the cringy shit you did was not online and in real life.
I'm trying to think of awful memories of school but honestly all i'm getting is ones of my dad
>dad leaves me with some bags while he goes to do something
>sorta creepy guy is near bags
>dad tells me to protect bags
>dad gets really mad at me
The irony that I made my steam account 11 years ago when I first used the Internet and added 182 to my edgelord name.
>Tfw was literally the worst mixture of autism imaginable when younger
>Made cringey YT let's play account
>Every username I had involved "xX", Wolves, or "HERP DERP"
Almost got wrapped up into the furry community as well, but woke up before that got too deep.
I deleted it almost a decade ago anon. Got scared after I received a huge and sudden influx of h8 calling me gay and telling me to off myself.
To this day I still believe someone found one of my videos and posted it in a cringe thread on here. Suppose they did me a favour.
In all honesty, I never truly enjoyed them. I still play Sonic games every now and then, but ignore pretty much as much of the fandom as I can, even on /v/. Everything else I just grew out of.
>Don't be a retarded kid
>still use the same nick I used when I was 12
It's not like you become less retarded when you get older. You fags are just all around retarded and will be the same when you're 60 too.
The names I tried were all taken so I smashed random a few times and got a nickname that's stuck. The name really fit the Tarutaru race as well.
God, I miss Vana'diel...
>elementary school, last year
>gym had to be shared between two classes one day
>last year and third year, i was in the first
>wasn't playing that day so my teacher sent me to the other class' team to make us even
>they were splitting in two teams and playing football
>smash them 3-0 by making all the goals because i was a big guy
>scream like a madman everytime i score
>end them my flexing at the end of the match, all those little kids cursing on me
>tfw picked NOT last
just because you had a shit life, doesn't mean that other people are spoilt brats
guy got a psp, other kids broke it, parents got him a new one. that's cool understanding parents with extra income, not spoilt brat behaviour.
Nigga how the fuck is that worse?
The worst that implies is that you like to be seen as high in status, but it sounds like a huge joke when you use a word like emperor, like a girl who has the name "queen mary" or a guy being "Kind chad". It's really not that bad.
Sinnerkiller sounds like a kid from school who got bullied too much and wants to shoot up the place.
When I was 17 I suffered from a psychotic break and would frequently get into fights iwth people and insist I was the Emperor of Canada.
I made the account ironically, but all it does is make people ask me if im relapsing.
My steam account is a goofy dinosaur name.
My publically visable name is either the same, random german light insults (like "Ganove", "Dummkopf" or "Lump") or puns with my last name which is a colour.
You'll get over it in a few years.
I know I did.
I ended up stealing the old name of my little brother's football team that he played for fucking 11-12 years ago. Used it since I made my steam account almost 10 years ago.
Worked out real well.
I made a steam account when I was really young too, but since I've been using the same name since I was 12, but I was never an edgy little shit, so it's just a simple name I completely made up.
You do realize if you have an eastern European name it's so extremely easy to have it become one of a kind, right? One person in the entire world has my name and surname besides me.
>terminator 1 fan
>named account after kyle reese
>tfw still looks cool
>Completely retarded with every post yet somehow got mod powers constantly which really didn't help.
>Acted like I knew anything and everything
>Was "That kid" even online and posted rumors as fact.
>Admitted a bunch of personal stuff in an online forum
>Said my name a few time and where I live.
>Still finding websites I have no recollection signing up to years later that has stupid shit on it.
>Invisionfree will never die
>phpBB will never die.
>Gaia Online will never die
>Waybackmachine exits so even if you edit the posts somehow you can just use a Google link of the page to see the stupid post again.
>Google archives pages and the only way to take them down is with a written letter with your real name asking them to remove it which they then publicize.
>Sports day in P.E.
>Do not know the rules of the sports game, most people don't as well
>It was baseball
>Coach never falls fouls
>Run like a dumbass to the next base
>Get called "Out"
>Entire team is now pissed
Football was the worst, fuck sports in general though.
>Not just converting your rivals into mindless ghouls with a single bite to the neck.
>mfw P.E. is so shitty you don't want to have anything to do with this shit
>get fat because of that
>manage to be relatively strong as a kid because actually training, just not group sports
Maybe if P.E. teachers weren't such retards we wouldn't have obesity epidemic.
*holds you still and bites your neck , consuming your precious blood* You're mine now.........
P.E. teachers should realize dodgeball is the only sport ever worth playing since anyone can be good at it and the rules are extremely simple. Soccer is shit, football is shit, baseball is slightly less shit. I'd rather do push ups than play any of those three again.
Rate my edgy username I made when I was 12
>penis inspection day
that was the fucking worst. I always failed and my parents got called to school
just be happy you never had to go skiing or ice skating
>ok boys lets go over to the place where we can do our skiing and ice skating
>while it's 40 below outside
>ok now that we are here, put on ur skis and ice skates
>ok now that uve spent 20 minutes putting those things on with ur nearly frozen on appendages, lets go skiing and ice skating
>20 minutes of shitty winter sports
>ok boys looks like we're out of time, you can go home now
>nevermind that half your homes are now a 40minute walk away LMAO REKT
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>made steam account when I was 16
>I'm 24 now
>I actually unironically used "1337" in my username
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GET OUT NON WIZARDS