>kill spider >drops bones

>kill spider
>it drops more spiders

>kill bear
>doesn't drop any bear asses

>kill skeleton
>it has like one bone and maybe a skull

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>You have slain Bear
>You looted 2x [Bear Kidney]

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>kill spider
>drops gold, weaponry and cooked meals

>>323126904
problem?

>>323128830
bears only have 1 kidney ya dingus

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>carve monster playing dead
>get a head
>carve monster when he is actually dead
>get two heads
>reward box contains a head
>his head is still attached
>mfw

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>kill a wild animal
>it drops a magical potion in a hand-blown glass bottle with a cork with a paper tag delicately tied on that says You just lost the game.

>>323129135
FUCK

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>>323129135

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>Skin corpse
>Corpse disappears

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>>323130971
>skin bear
>aggros every bears in a 40 yard radius

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>>323123369
>kill skeleton
>drops spiders

>kill a guard
>none of the other guards notice

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>>323129127
>Kill giant wyvern covered in covered in scales
>Get one scale

>kill yourself
>figures.

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>Goretusk Liver

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>eat corpse
>blood texture just forms over the skin and the body is unharmed

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>>323131392
>kill deathclaw
>only drops 1 deathclaw hand

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>gib an enemy and their pieces go everywhere
>larget piece of them left is the abdomen
>can still loot full armor off the tiny chunks of meat

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>>323131679
>Pickpocket bear.
>(Bear pelt) added to inventory.

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>>323132427
>pickpocket human
>[human skull] has been added to your inventory

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>>323132859
>pickpocket clothes off of a person
>they talk to you like nothing ever happened

>Kill PS4
>drops games

>>323132859
FUCK

Hue

>kill animal
>it drops itself
>corpse is still there though

>>323126616
>running around killing skellies
>drops 206 bones per skeleton
>run out of inventory space

>kill kq
>drops dchain

>>323123369
>kill spider
>drops mastodon greatsword
>kill his spider buddy
>drops a zweihander
I assume they're made of weaponry.

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>>323129135
>2006

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>>323124634

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>>323136869
>kill kq
>drops red d'hide

>kill spider
>drops zweihander
>drops rapier unique to a legendary prince
>drops another copy of rapier unique to a legendary prince

Man, fuck DaS2.

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>>323137927
>kill kbd
>drops court summon

>skin ant
>drops chitin