NEED A LIGHT?
>>323096581
slammin
>>323096581
STRAP YOURSELF IN BOYS
dude in turret
He-hey man, This is Jimmy
i played starcraft 1 campaing for the fist time and i have only one thing to say
Tassadar is the broest videogame character ever
>>323096581
I'M NAIVE
>>323097926
True this
>>323097638
does that mean there's a guy in those turrets while they're spinning around constantly
what a horrible job
>>323097638
What the fuck kekitty
>builing depots
>scv gets stuck
Fuck this game
>>323097638
There has always been a man in the missile turret. Just as there has always been a missile turret. I’ve lived in this village for 20 years, and the turret on the hill has been there. Watching over us.
When I was young, I asked my father, “Father, why is there a man in the missile turret?” He said, “I don’t know, son, he’s just always been there. He was there when I asked my father the same question, and maybe he was there before that.”
“Does anyone ever talk to him?”
“Nobody, Son.”
“Why not?”
“Because we’re afraid.”
“Afraid of what?”
“Of the man. And the missiles.”
Well I was not afraid of the man. Not any more. It’s my 20th birthday today, and I’m going to talk to the man. And ask him why he’s always been there. I’m standing on the cliff over looking the village now, and the man and the turret are just 50 feet or so behind me. The wind howls around me. I can almost feel it trying to push me over the cliff, as if warning me. Warning me to stay away, warning me to leave things as they are.
I turn around and walk towards the turret. I yell out for the man, but the wind steals my voice, and I don’t know if he can hear. I hold my hand up above my eyes to shield them from the sun. I cannot make out the man’s features. He must be at least 70 or 80 years old, by now. Maybe older. Nobody in the town remembers a day when he wasn’t there.
Finally, I approach the feet of the turret. As I do, I can hear it whir to life as the turret turns to face me. There is a man in the turret. There has always been a man in the missile turret.
He is as old as I expected him to look. Wrinkled, wizened, balding. He looks down at me. He doesn’t say a word. I don’t say a word either. He just looks down at me, and offers his hand.
I have always been the man in the missile turret.
Was teh firebat a fucking robot?
look at the damn mouth, it moves like...a puppet, like this kind of puppet
>>323097638
wtfff
>>323099329
That's shell shock, son.
WHAT?
Could work...
Decisive action.
YOUR WILL
LEADS ME
>>323099280
Was this supposed to be a take off on an actual poem or story?
>>323096581
Remember when Starcraft was a Warhammer 40k clone and supposed to be dark and gritty?
>>323100581
what?
>>323096581
You called down the thunder...
.
.
...now reap the whirlwind.
>>323100672
>HotS has a tank character
>it's not Duke
Total bullshit.
>>323101885
I hate how they shoved in a bunch of random characters they pulled out of their ass to fill their diversity quota.
Warp field stabilized
Njokoaezm!
>>323101985
Ironic, considering that Raynor and Mengsk are white in SC2 when they had good opportunity to make them black based on their original portraits.
>>323102226
>clearly white
fuck you diversity apologist, the pendulum is about to swing
>>323100905
it was gritty and dark, but it was also cheesy in a charming way.
>>323097638
what the FUCK
>>323101885
I'd still bang her
>>323099280
no one told those idiots that missile turrets can't attack ground units
>>323102082
Arbiter's voice is pure sex
Only Eldar Warlock from DoW2 can compare on the pure sex level.
>>323103074
and now it's anime trashI READ THE FUCKING BOOKS
>>323099280
Was all this worth it for a missile turret?
Karass was the only cool character of SC2 and he lasted like a minute
>>323105416
Need dat AA lad.