WOW WHAT A BIG HOUSE

I thought it was

WOW

WHAT A MANSION

am I wrong here?

>>323093993
nah,man. you're remembering it wrong.

My favourite line has to be ''you were almost a jill pancake''

This situation was bizarre, this situation was...

I THOUGHT YOU WOULD MAKE BETTER USE OF IT, JILL, THE EXPERT OF UNLOCKING

THAT WAS TOO CLOSE

YOU WERE ALMOST A JILL SANDWICH

STOP IT!
DON'T OPEN THAT DOOR!

>pistol shot
>what is it?
>barry: jill?
>Wesker: go check it out, barry

>>323096084
>EXPERT

You mean

MASTER
OF
UNLOCKING

>>323096152
You're misremembering. It was:

YOU WERE ALMOST A JILL FLAPJACK

WHAT?

WHAT IS THIS?

NO, DON'T COME ANY CLOSER!

>NO SALAZAR, YOURE AN AMATEUR

>>>323096202
It was a chest retard

''WHAT IS THIS?''
''WHAT IS IT?''
''JAM......I HOPE THIS IS NOT CHRIS'S JAM.''

I have here some tools for picking locks. I think it would be best if you, the undisputed door champion, took them because you know how to use them.

>>323096313
no I'm not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtTfptkUgj0

>>323096313
>>323096682
>JILL, YOU WERE ALMOST A PIZZA

You're actually both wrong.

>tfw want to play through RE1 but fucking suck at tank controls

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>>323096313
>you're wrong
>post video proving him right

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>>323093328
i had this game for ds

it was pretty shit desu

You nearly transformed into some sort of Jill-based snack!

>>323093328
No!

Don't open that front entrance!

>>323096682
Wow check your ears dude he obviously says "Jill handfood

EVERYTHING WAS PLOTTED FROM THE START BY UMBRELLA BLAGH

JILL! Take a loOK AT THIS OBJECT!

>>323096524
you're right leg comes off?

I GOT A SHOTGUN

I hope this is not Christopher's blood.

>>323097420
Happler, you're big time.

>>323097437
all the demons around us, use their powers

to keep US APART

I sincerely wish this plasma doesn't belong to our good friend Chris

JILL....THIS HOUSE IS TREACHEROUS, THERE ARE TERRIBLE DEVILS. OWWIES.

>there are terrible zombies
>OUUCCH

Boy I sure do hate niggers.

How?
How is that?

MEESTER ZEPPELLI, SO GLAD YOU COULD JOIN USSSS

''What demon attacked you?''

''It was a snek and it was......solid''

especially against living things

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(left) RE1 screenshot

Meme thread Tbh.

>>323098753
t. Anon.

Where'd everybody go? Poker?

>>323098753
>>323098805

Jesus fuck, I hate all of you.

>>323099725
t. Alberto Barbosa

>>323099725
t. Alberto Barbosa

CHRISTHISWAY

>>323099725
t. Hector Barbossa

>>323099725
T. Barbossa Alberto

>>323099725
Greetings, Mr. Barbosa.

>>323097437
AND HERE'S THE PLOT

TAKIN' NIGGAS OUT WITH A FLURRY OF BUCKSHOTS