Big Jon Inflation Fetish Edition
Now: Mirror's Edge (almost done)
Next: Step Mania
Later: Mega Man X
>post yfw you will never be able to watch a Big Jon stream the same way again
So lads, what's been the dankest meme that has come out of this event so far?
>flies to a glitch that lets you fly
Kind of ruined it m8
Honestly nothing. Everyone's afraid to have fun because this year you can get kicked out, banned, warned, etc etc for doing anything except sitting there and doing nothing.
>SOMA run has 20 min buffer time
>They get told to get the fuck off stage
>This faggot gets all the buffer time he wants
Just kill me fampai
>o-oh yeah we just use that for traingin
>it was activated all the time
>and yet he still turned this into an LP on easy mode
who /playing vidya and watching on second monitor/ here
>been on this site for 8 years
>tfw still a newfag
>Brought an ITG cab to the event along with various Bemani games and Technika
>Nah fuck that let's play RSI The Game
THAT F-ZERO MUSIC!! MUH DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!
>you will never hookup with two guys and have a threesome after the speedrun
Thank you for a magical night anime posters. I never knew mixing acid, mushrooms, and percocets would make waifus real. Now I know how role players feel.
>big jon was always my favorite runner
>he turns out to be some faggot fat fetishist
>tfw you can go faster on itg than all of these so-called "speed gamers"
>I was born in a small village and lost my father, mother and face to cancer
SOMA finished early. They finished a good 20 mins before estimate and were going to show off a glitch that only would take maybe 5 mins. They got told they have no more time left and were rushed off stage.
Who is that fluid druid?
this gif works with most vidya songs
I just realized I've been on 4chan for 10 years
>tfw no metal wolf chaos run cutscene% with blueglass on the couch
>Autistic individuals display many forms of repetitive or restricted behavior
>playing the same games for hours on end practicing the same damn levels time after time is autistic
Was expecting this picture as OP image since I saw it.
Its okay anon.
I forgot when I arrived and Im scared too.
i'm an originalfag but nobody ever believes me
i'm also over 30 years old and still here, and i am the sole reason that the image of the long SA post from 11-12 years ago leaked, where moot claims how much he absolutely hates weeaboo scum, and how they are ruining 4chan
>planning on playing SFxTekken while watching AGDQ today
>share room with brother
>brother's gf comes home and they want the room for themselves
>have to fuck off my room
Remember kids, don't be a jew like me, instead of hoarding your money for the future move out of your parents house as soon as you can.
Why are literally every grossly obese person on grommr? Are all of them just fetishists?
>all these undermeme donations
I hope they never do an undertale "speedrun"
It's the dumbest meme I have ever seen. Even Toddposting was funnier
>mfw I started surfing 10 years ago.
What am I doing with my life.
I was talking about the song that came before the f-zero one
I don't get it
Are they just an Ameriboo nation or something?
I hope this guy is running step mania. Maybe he'll destroy some equipment
grommr is a fucking gay fat and feeder network site what do you expect
>Used to be an ITG machine within a mile of commute distance
>Now it's moved to the middle of nowhere at some random arcade in New York
>Closest machine is in Dunellen (three hour commute) and doesn't have USB enabled and doubles cost two credits
your time has passed
move aside for superior memers
>you will never suffocate in those funbags
It's the last thing I expected from that guy but now that I've thought about it, it all kind of makes sense
I haven't lost any respect for the guy because of it but what a weird fucking start to the year it's been.
This is either gonna be really fun to watch, or literally the most boring shit ever.
Glad it's only 25 minutes, any more would get way too repetitive, 25 minutes might even be a bit much.
I know it is, I'm asking why every single grossly obese person seems to have an account. Are they all just fetishists, or is it just because it's easy sex.
Likewise... what have we done to deserve this fate?
>STOP PLAYING VIDEO GAMES I DON'T LIKE!
Can I speedrun games on emulators?
I don't have a famicom, good TV to hook one up to and good capture card and all that jazz.
And what about things like gbc games or ds or whatever, emu ok?
This can't be real. Just why the fuck? If logistics were the problem they could showcase IIDX or Pop'n or whatever the fuck except Stepmania fucking hell.
Fuck off, GOndola is becoming normie and now normies are finding out about spurdo. Fuck off
I'm gonna enjoy splitting your dad's ass open with my cock as I toddpost. Enjoy your upboats on reddit friend from getting my replies.
Who's looking forward to see a disgusting retard mash buttons to tracks he's played a million times and expecting people to be impressed?
You can tell he has no understanding of why the Tetris block was impressive.
IIDX would be impressive. Stepmania is a total joke, the most casual rhythm game ever.
A friend of mine recently bought a cab and has it in his garage. It's in pretty shitty shape right now but we're working to fix it up.
Hopefully you can get lucky like this too!
Were you the one shitposting about lolis on /jp/ yesterday.
Never give up!
Have you been trying songs out on random/r-random? It'll help you prepare for patterns that aren't used much til later difficulties. Especially on older songs.
Not saying you should play random 24/7 but do it when you want to try something different. Maybe jump down a difficulty and try to go for scoring with random.
After watching many of these streams, I have finally come up with the perfect template for a donation message.
You guys are doing great, watching (runner) destroy (game title) was awesome, I lost my (family member) to (cancerous disease) (number) years ago, so have this $(amount) to kick cancer's butt! (save/kill) the animals!
But its so beautiful for these couple months.
I know it will turn to shit.
ARBEITEN FÜR DAS VATERLAND
SPENDEN FÜR AGDQ
>3 hours of god damn Paper Mario right when the niche games should be run
Fuck JRPG speedrunning. I'm mad.
What has been the best run so far and what has been the worst so far?
I'd go for Transformers for best and L4D2 for worst.
oh hey /m/
one of you guys gave me some show recommendations a few weeks ago on /jp/ or some other board I can't remember.
by proxy I want to say thanks again
>Miss a note in Stepmania
>Lose combo, no real penalty
>Miss a note in Guitar Hero
>To start the combo again you need to strum which is hard as fuck when both hands are tapping the keys
Way more impressive.
Wow, I can't believe they're doing keyboard "step"mania. This is the most idiotic video game bullshit ever. Even Osu! is less ridiculous than this.
it's called Leukemia (affcting white blood cells). It starts out usually with fever, weakness and swollen lymph nodes (you feel small balls in your body around your neck, deep in your arm pit, behind your ears and under your jaw). Don't worry though, it's peak is during ages 2-15 for the most part, so given this site is not for underage people anyone here should be safe
at least from the most common type..
Is there anything more autistic than playing STEP mania with your hands?
This shit is as fucking primitive as a game can get. Literally skinner's box tier.
Greetings from Germany
Watching with my wife and her son, little low on cash since my wifes Syrian bf lost his job, but I'm still gonna donate, lets kick cancer in the butt and save those animals!
Man, I used to be great at DDR when I worked at an arcade in highschool. Playing this on a keyboard just isn't doing it for me.
>tfw no one to take care of while they're sick
>he's doing well now
No nigga, he's not. Notice how none of the people donating actually have cancer. Because people with most types of cancer just want to die because its a life of torture. They should put all the money into research and none into prolonging the miserable life of people with cancer. My Grandpa got it and then after 2 chemo treatments he hung himself.
SHUT UP NIGGER ANNOUNCER DONATIONS ARE FOR FAGGETS
>Timer not even started lmao
I cant wait till the harder songs
>Biggest gaming/charity event of the year
>Shows some faggot playing Stepmania on a fucking keyboard
Deport whoever organizes this bullshit please