If you could pick one /v/ character to play video games with who would you choose?
Me? I'd pick Link. :)
Link seems like that gay guy you have been friends with since you were young.
He comes over and plays games with you but sucks at them. Then one day he starts making awkward gay jokes and bets that make you want to vomit.
Then next thing you know you show up to his house with the new fallout game to play all night and he is just laying there dressed like a girl trying to seduce you.
Ryu, so I'd finally have someone who'd let me teach them how to git gud at fightan vidya.
>"Anon how are you able to use the great Shoryuken technique so easily and frequently?"
>"I don't think using the Hadoken technique to create this so-called "projectile screen" is very sportsman-like"
>"So if I cover myself from head to toe in yellow ink I'll be able to land hits more effectively...interesting"
>mfw reading non-con link rape fanfiction
There's nothing better familia.
Because Link is pretty. TLoZ is also mainstream enough that it doesn't seem weird to like, but obscure enough that it gives you "legit gamer cred" for being invested in it.. Zelda is generally held in high-regard by people that actually play video-games, and has plenty of related memes to parrot on social media; it's a pretty safe franchise to get into if you're looking for attention.
Lonk plays terribly, has no manner, shows up uninvited. borrows games, and bring them back fucked up.
>Marth has dispoable income, has a large colection of games. Will bring whatever games you want from his house, and is good a co-op.
he knows where all the NeoGeo shit is and where to find a good beer