ITT: We come up with the most boring game imaginable.

Life: the game
It's just doing what you do in real life, but in a game. It's real time and you buy everything in game with real world money.

Watch Dogs

Open world
base building
collecting items
weapon degradation

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>>323047894

Mountain simulator

Pretty much any game that tries to be super realistic but you can't die / lose.

>>323047801
>click on enemies with gun
>search cover

real office work simulator.
>preparing reports
>filing files
>attending meetings
>going up to get coffe

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This one here.

No skill involved just button mash.

>>323047801
Paint Drying 2: The shellacual

A game in which you grow a mountain.

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A game where you have to manually advance time.
There is just a little clock on screen and every time you press the button it advances one second.
after billions of years have past you start to see some life form slowly in the background.
The game is over when you reach the current time., but if you stop playing then you immediately fall behind and start playing again a second later.

>game heavily marketed as a realistic military shooter
>you're working supply and running convoys in the middle of the desert
>shoot a gun once or twice in the game and that's it

>>323049150
Euro Trucker 3?
I'd buy it.

>>323049340
supply as in a warehouse

a warehouse full of niggers, just like the army

>>323049340
>avoid IEDs
>upgrade your truck with improvised armor
>hire a marksman to ride shotgun
middle east trucker mite be cool

>>323049469
I like organizing things. I'd play a game where I can move boxes to their rightful place, assuming it's not like zelda shit.

Realistic Fallout

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>A video games where you design video games

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RPGs are shit and are boring

Desert Bus already exists.

>>323047935
Which reminds me, like three years ago some guy started a "let's play" of Silent Hunter 4 on youtube, in which he follows Magellan's route. As in, he circumnavigates the globe, in a WWII submarine, in real time.
70 episodes thus far of him talking ship and watching a blank horizon from the deck.

>>323048425
>all this mad
I don't even like SFIV, but you u mad

>>323049772
Multiplayer and mod support and I'd fucking play it.

The adventures of Rocky Jones
One small pebble for man, one giant rock and roll band

>>323047801
Star Wars The Old Republic
It's just boring for some reason

>>323049906
/topic

Microsoft excel simulator.

It's literally just Microsoft excel, in a wrapper/skin, except you can't export any of the files you made so it's useless.

Win condition is to not shoot yourself while playing.

>>323050101

This exists and it is called Aurora.

>>323049150
I'd buy it, and I'd probably have fun with it too. Is this autism or am I just incredibly boring?

Any Paradox grand strategy, basically. Or Dwarf Fortress.

Game revolves around its loot system. All loot is weapons/armour which have a plethora of stats & effects that aren't particularly interesting. Loot is levelled so that the stats are always only going to be +-a few points to what you already have equipped, & usually it will average out lower. The game frequently requires you to trade items to progress, however these items can only be obtained from specific vendors, who themselves will only trade for other vendor-specific items, & eventually it all boils down to one vendor (who you meet early on) who will trade his unique items for in-game currency. Currency is obtained by selling all you unwanted loot, & the game is set up so that you will need to collect A LOT of loot to be able to afford the right amount of items from vendor A to trade them with vendor B then to C & so on. The game is open world & there is no fast travel

>>323047894
You an ADD Morrowind kid who needs giant mushrooms and chitin houses to be entertained?

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>>323050572
Casual detected.

>>323047801

You are a divorced man, you must find up excuses why you aren't giving her enough money.
She treats you progressively worse and worse.
You have to manage alcoholism, chronic depression, anxiety, dangers and abuse.

>>323050747
We were talking about boring games, not difficult ones.

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>>323047801
Done.

>>323050747
Dwarf Fortress isn't difficult, unless you're 12

>>323050765

God damn bro

>>323050572
Crusader Kings II (just pirate the DLCs) is awesome and you are a shit

>>323050765
That sounds agonising, & not even slightly in the boring sense. ...i-is it bad that I'd like to play it? Not live it. Jesus Christ anon talk to someone

>>323051620
Autists like boring game. What else is new?

>>323051759
Youre mum was boring last night

>>323049772
Game Dev Story is fun

>>323047801
You start by watching paint dry, but jerking off while you do it. As you approach climax, just stop suddenly and go to sleep.

Another "do nothing simulator" by bethesda, that's it

>>323050572
Dwarf Fortress is actually fun. Learning the rules and mechanics is boring as fuck though.

>>323051201
>>323050816
>implying you ever actually played it
>implying you didnt look at the graphics and just quit

>>323050715
My work here is done.

>>323050765
sounds like sims

>>323050765
>You are divorced
The harpy can't have any grasp on you if you leave the country. Let me tell you what real hell is:

>You are in a relationship with girl who you thought was the love of your life
>She is a control freak once you are married
>You have to constantly do her biddings or she will claim you raped her
>Your work is a low-wage office job
>You come home one day to see her fucking your now ex best friend
>Can't do shit, he is a cop, she is a lawyer
>She has his kids and makes you pay child support
>she leeches of you for years while cucking you
>You finally cave, and the final decision in the game is a) kill yourself or b) an hero

>>323052156
>Takes 5 seconds to quit from boredom
>Wew you didn even play it

>>323047801
Loading Screen: The Vidya game
Features
>showing you the controls loading screen
>Hints and tips loading screen
>Character quote loading screen
>Character Bio Loading screen
>Loading screen for one piece of dialogue loading screen
>Loading screen with objective
>Customize your very own loading screen
>watch loading screens in over 30+ levels
it also crashes at random intervals, it has to reload everything from the beginning.

I'm not imaginative /v/

>>323052290
>didn't actually play the game
>judging it like you have

>>323052369
If the game is too boring to play, it is by definition boring. Why is this concept too difficult for you to grasp?

>>323047801
Any COD, battlefront, medal of honor, typical "realistic fps" yearly installments. Some were fun back in the day but it's got not flavor these days. All looks exactly the same.

>>323047801
Bethesda games have already done this, anon.

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prove me wrong

GTA. Also this >>323052526
No need to come up with something that's already made.

>>323052251
I don't get why you don't just kill her when she threatens to call rape on you.

The dead can't call rape.

>>323052251
>Thinking suicide/an hero is the final decision
>not submitting to her femdom and be a good little slave for her
>not wanting to serve her and her new bull with your entire devotion

Do you even Cuck Simulator?

>>323050765

God damn bro

>>323052251

No one this pathetic exists in this world.

>>323052619
Although, disregard that, it's definitely possible to come up with a more boring game. But these are what comes to mind when you think "boring game".

>>323052614
Honestly, I don't understand how they can put out this crap and claim the Wii U isn't a joke. Just because you can pull a few diamonds like Smash Bros and that from a sea of garbage doesn't mean it's any less garbage.

>>323052448
>play Mario
>move one pixel to the right
>"jeez this game is so boring"

A game where there's no movement options other than walking

No jumping
No running
No rolling
Just walking. And it's just slow enough to be obmoxious

>>323052994
Except that you learn most of the Mario movement mechanics in under 5 seconds and can have fun instead.

>>323053096
so you're saying you're too much of a casual pussy and the game literally cockblocked you for being so shit?

>>323053059
gone home

>>323049912
Surely he would see land once, or have to refuel in 70 days?

>>323052251
What's the difference between killing yourself and being an hero? I thought they were one in the same.

Tutorial Quest

A game where the tutorial never ends. Even the final boss fight has tutorial messages. After defeating it, you get a message that says "Congratulations! You've completed the tutorial!" and then the credits roll.

>>323053205
I'm sorry I don't like your autism game, Mr. Mad.

>>323053295
>"would you like to skip the tutorial?"
>yes
>credits roll

>>323053429
I don't even play Dwarf Fortress, my point is that you're a fucking faggot

Elite: Dangerous

>>323053295
I fucking hate Murasaki Baby for do this shit

a game where you wake up every morning super early, drive to a place where you earn money and no one cares if you die, earn a pittance, go home, and prepare to do it again

>>323053557
Calling other people names doesn't make the game any less boring.

>>323050715
literally what

>>323047801
Bloodborne on release

>>323047801
listen
LISTEN
what if...
imagine you had to hit blocks of various elements and after some time you'd be able to pick them up and place them in the world


sounds pretty fucking boring, right?

>>323047801
how about a blank slate game with shitty dialogue choices which lead to the same conclusion and multiple playthroughs that make you end up with the exact same character filled with bugs that modders are forced to fix because the developers don't want to do any work with a great advertising campaign that fools millions of stupid people who do not care for any of the features in the game but only want to explore and fill it with so many mods that the vanilla game is completely unrecognizable into thinking the game is really good and the developers worked hard on it

>>323047948
What is Fallout 4?

A game where you play as a slug on an adventure to fulfill your death wish. You want to break into a 5 star restaurant in france so you must navigate an entire kitchen counter to make it to the chef. You move at the blazing speed of 0.1 mph and need to avoid getting wiped away by the cleaners. If you are wiped then you are tossed out of the kitchen and into the street where you must literally make your way from there and back into the kitchen. There are 4 levels that each take 10 hours to complete. There is a back story about the snail's very slow and boring life in paris as a snail. Eventually you will feel suicidal yourself therefore achieving what the game's narrative set out to do. Also since the game is simply about a slug the graphics can take extreme advantage of there being not so much action so you will have a photo realistic game. A photo realistic slug with dynamic slime (by nvidia physX ) and a comfy paris background.

>>323047801
You press button, you win. You can win multiple times and there is a list of winners with their number of wins. Can you make it to the top? Just press button.

>>323048395
>this
This is actually a really fun idea, if you mix it up slightly.
Just like how Viscera Cleanup Detail is fun as hell, despite just being a Janitor "simulator"

>>323047935
Life: the game
You just sit at your computer and shitpost on an anonymous imageboard all day and don't accomplish anything with your life
I'm a level 29 wizard

>>323049912
Where is it? I can't find it

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>>323048469
dry like you mean it!!

>>323055642
nvm found it

>>323055698
I've seen those videos way too many times

>>323056139
video streaming was a pipe dream, 1mb flash animations were all we had

If your post wasn't replied to then congratulations, you win.

Assassins creed developed by ubisoft

>>323048425
bad bait. try doing trial mode with nothing but button mashing.

>>323052295
Fucking lol

The life of op

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>>323053730
But why? Why do you think it's so boring?

>>323053267
Get out.

>>323049469
I think I've been in the army too long, but niggers are fun coworkers.

My life.

>>323052993
Neotendrones are a dedicated, fickle bunch.

>>323049651
I'm like you, which is why football manager is so damn addictive to me

>>323056937
Thanks Anon, that's how I like to look at it as well

isnt there that sjws game where you play as a passive-aggressive black woman who works as a cleaning lady and steals from his employer and u just clean and go back the next day?

Open World MMO

That's enough, really. I've done it.

A game that simulates /v/ perfectly with the small change that everyone agrees with anything you say.

Tax Simulator 2016 edition. Work for your local HnR block and file other peoples taxes! Organize and input business expenses! File for dependents! List job history! At the end of the level, you're judged for accuracy and, if they like your work, they might come back in next years version!

>>323055934
Can I get a link to that? I couldn't find it.

>>323048425
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7_b1aMJHDA

And i don't even play fighting games anon.

>>323047801
A war game set in ww2 where you sit and ferry supplies back and forth the real distances and in real time.

>>323049150
>What is squad
And I love that game

>>323052251
>Your work is a low-wage office job
>she is a lawyer
>implying she won't be begging you not to divorce her and take half her shit

but I'm sure there's a law somewhere that prevents this reverse scenario from happening, for equality's sake

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>>323062096

pm'd you the link ;)

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>>323061128
So reddit?

Click on a button and watch a number go up when you click it.

Wait...

>>323062940
But anon, what if the enemy tries to attack your ferry to cut supply lines? That would be too interesting!

As someone who played through Cibele, it already exists, senpai.

>>323048048
http://store.steampowered.com/app/313340/

>>323047801
No need for that, survival games already exist.

>>323047801
Any nintendo game

>>323064243
Holy fuck people are pathetic. What kind of idiot makes that, and what kind of bigger idiot would buy that?
Just because you make something doesn't mean you should make money off of it, especially something as stupid as this.

>>323064053
Okay then, it's 1944 and you're an allied truck driver. It's now boring.

A boy falls in love with a girl.

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

>>323047801
>every game released after 2007, minus squad and rocket league.

>>323047894
This. But extend it to every ES game.

>>323054742
>Fallout 4
>weapon degradation

>>323065638
Did you just make this up or is it from something? Cause I'd watch it

>>323065638
Damn, anon, that doesn't sound boring at all

>>323065638
Threadly reminder that you should stop posting that because it's a thing.

https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/

>>323065638

>Keit-ai outside of /a/

The cancer is spreading.