A game where you have to manually advance time.
There is just a little clock on screen and every time you press the button it advances one second.
after billions of years have past you start to see some life form slowly in the background.
The game is over when you reach the current time., but if you stop playing then you immediately fall behind and start playing again a second later.
>A video games where you design video games
Which reminds me, like three years ago some guy started a "let's play" of Silent Hunter 4 on youtube, in which he follows Magellan's route. As in, he circumnavigates the globe, in a WWII submarine, in real time.
70 episodes thus far of him talking ship and watching a blank horizon from the deck.
Microsoft excel simulator.
It's literally just Microsoft excel, in a wrapper/skin, except you can't export any of the files you made so it's useless.
Win condition is to not shoot yourself while playing.
Game revolves around its loot system. All loot is weapons/armour which have a plethora of stats & effects that aren't particularly interesting. Loot is levelled so that the stats are always only going to be +-a few points to what you already have equipped, & usually it will average out lower. The game frequently requires you to trade items to progress, however these items can only be obtained from specific vendors, who themselves will only trade for other vendor-specific items, & eventually it all boils down to one vendor (who you meet early on) who will trade his unique items for in-game currency. Currency is obtained by selling all you unwanted loot, & the game is set up so that you will need to collect A LOT of loot to be able to afford the right amount of items from vendor A to trade them with vendor B then to C & so on. The game is open world & there is no fast travel
You are a divorced man, you must find up excuses why you aren't giving her enough money.
She treats you progressively worse and worse.
You have to manage alcoholism, chronic depression, anxiety, dangers and abuse.
>You are divorced
The harpy can't have any grasp on you if you leave the country. Let me tell you what real hell is:
>You are in a relationship with girl who you thought was the love of your life
>She is a control freak once you are married
>You have to constantly do her biddings or she will claim you raped her
>Your work is a low-wage office job
>You come home one day to see her fucking your now ex best friend
>Can't do shit, he is a cop, she is a lawyer
>She has his kids and makes you pay child support
>she leeches of you for years while cucking you
>You finally cave, and the final decision in the game is a) kill yourself or b) an hero
Loading Screen: The Vidya game
>showing you the controls loading screen
>Hints and tips loading screen
>Character quote loading screen
>Character Bio Loading screen
>Loading screen for one piece of dialogue loading screen
>Loading screen with objective
>Customize your very own loading screen
>watch loading screens in over 30+ levels
it also crashes at random intervals, it has to reload everything from the beginning.
I'm not imaginative /v/
Any COD, battlefront, medal of honor, typical "realistic fps" yearly installments. Some were fun back in the day but it's got not flavor these days. All looks exactly the same.
>Thinking suicide/an hero is the final decision
>not submitting to her femdom and be a good little slave for her
>not wanting to serve her and her new bull with your entire devotion
Do you even Cuck Simulator?
Honestly, I don't understand how they can put out this crap and claim the Wii U isn't a joke. Just because you can pull a few diamonds like Smash Bros and that from a sea of garbage doesn't mean it's any less garbage.
A game where the tutorial never ends. Even the final boss fight has tutorial messages. After defeating it, you get a message that says "Congratulations! You've completed the tutorial!" and then the credits roll.
imagine you had to hit blocks of various elements and after some time you'd be able to pick them up and place them in the world
sounds pretty fucking boring, right?
how about a blank slate game with shitty dialogue choices which lead to the same conclusion and multiple playthroughs that make you end up with the exact same character filled with bugs that modders are forced to fix because the developers don't want to do any work with a great advertising campaign that fools millions of stupid people who do not care for any of the features in the game but only want to explore and fill it with so many mods that the vanilla game is completely unrecognizable into thinking the game is really good and the developers worked hard on it
A game where you play as a slug on an adventure to fulfill your death wish. You want to break into a 5 star restaurant in france so you must navigate an entire kitchen counter to make it to the chef. You move at the blazing speed of 0.1 mph and need to avoid getting wiped away by the cleaners. If you are wiped then you are tossed out of the kitchen and into the street where you must literally make your way from there and back into the kitchen. There are 4 levels that each take 10 hours to complete. There is a back story about the snail's very slow and boring life in paris as a snail. Eventually you will feel suicidal yourself therefore achieving what the game's narrative set out to do. Also since the game is simply about a slug the graphics can take extreme advantage of there being not so much action so you will have a photo realistic game. A photo realistic slug with dynamic slime (by nvidia physX ) and a comfy paris background.
But why? Why do you think it's so boring?
Tax Simulator 2016 edition. Work for your local HnR block and file other peoples taxes! Organize and input business expenses! File for dependents! List job history! At the end of the level, you're judged for accuracy and, if they like your work, they might come back in next years version!
>Your work is a low-wage office job
>she is a lawyer
>implying she won't be begging you not to divorce her and take half her shit
but I'm sure there's a law somewhere that prevents this reverse scenario from happening, for equality's sake
Holy fuck people are pathetic. What kind of idiot makes that, and what kind of bigger idiot would buy that?
Just because you make something doesn't mean you should make money off of it, especially something as stupid as this.
A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.