It sucks that only Corrin, Robin, Villager, and Marth allow you

No, I wouldn't.

Now fuck off back to tumblr with your agenda.

>>323041887
>Fat shortstack lil mac

What horrid taste, i hate you and everyone else that likes fat people

I can't get into this whole "male Samus" thing.
It looks like fucking Fred from Scooby Doo.

>>323042326
It's hilarious how you people are so obsessed with feminists and SJWs that you see their "agenda" in everything.

Why do tumblr artists draw the same body type and draw donut assholes?

>>323042509
>hourglass figure
>"fat"

It's sad how many /v/irgins think that women who look like men or are beanpoles should be the definition of what women look like.

>>323041887
>western fan"artist" in charge of not trying to be japanese and not drawing ugly faces

>>323042617
They are all fat and want you to like fat girls

Why would Little Mac not be a lean fitness chick if he were a girl? Why would a boy Samus not be an ottermode swimmer boy? This is why nobody likes you people.

>>323041887
I like female mac, but pls no.

>>323042556
>not recognizing the tumblr noses and the fat femMac when the female equivalent to Mac would be fit as fuck

If I was wrong, I would concede. But we get invaded by tumblr all the time OP. Now fuck off back to tumblr

>you will never beat up masochistic fem Mac

>>323042757
>why doesn't the entire world think and talk and like and hate what I do?

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>R.O.B. wearing a bow

>>323042851
>"tumblr nose" = feminism
>not being a skinny beanpole = SJWs

It's like you people play some kind of retarded Mad Libs solely to work yourselves into a rage about the latest boogieman.

>>323042617
They learned drawing through ripping off other artists. Then there is the bandwagon too, something that can ruin good ideas.

>>323042654
this t.b.h.

>This is fat

Fucking inner-city virgins.

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>>323042654
>/v/irgin
Kek m8 projecting?

That is the shittiest hourglass figure i've ever seen. She has a poochy belly too. Girls like in the op are pawgs you might fuck if noone finds out

>>323042654
She'd look good, but she wouldn't be a boxer.

>>323041887
As long as they give me trophies for both genders in the new smash, I'll be happy.

>>323041887

Fucking kill yourself Tumblr fag. Take your fat-fetish bullshit somewhere else.

>>323042851

>fat

My boy, you don't understand.

THICK

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>>323042654
femMac would look like this you retarded tumblr landwhale. Not like what you posted.

I'm sorry, but dat acceptance is NOT ok, you should be shamed and laughed at for being a fat piece of shit. Maybe at least that way you'd kill yourself you hotrible waste of air.

Hot, fit women exist, and we shouldn't conform to your bullshit because you're lonely and insecure.

You'll never be loved OP, and you'll never be accepted. So go back to your tumblr hugbox, and fuck off. This isn't your safe space.

>>323043165
>I am the authority on what is fat

You must be a Ph.D who hangs around a whole lot of fat chicks to be able to analyze and declare this.

>>323043192
>why isn't fictional fantasy exactly like the real life I live?!

>>323043165

That's not a poochy belly; she has a wide and sculpted torso, the kind of torso you'd get from strength and conditioning in addition to boxing.

You really are a virgin. Probably a skinny/fat one at that.

>>323043378
no, she'd be fat, she needs weight behind her punches

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>>323043327
Thick is a fucking 4chan exclusive meme otherwise we'd have fat girls in every commercial and movie.

>>323043327
My boy, that girl would be fucking murdered in the ring.

>>323043378
>THIS FICTIONA CHARACTER SHOULD BE EXACTLY LIKE A REAL PERSON OR ELSE IT TRIGGERS ME ARGLEBARGLE!!!

Do you throw these types of shitfits over Mario being able to jump thirty feet straight up despite having shirt legs and being fat? Or Cloud being able to wield and swing a sword bigger than he is despite having no muscles?

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>>323043378

She'd look more like this. You know, like she's actually capable of doing some damage.

You can tell by looking at the girl you posted that all she does is run.

Sara McMann here is a silver medalist wrestler and martial artist.

Virginity and lack of fitness knowledge running rampant in this thread.

>/v/ thinks this is tumblr
While I'm sure this guy got one, the reason why he drew this isn't tumblr. That faggot is a fetish pornartist and a /co/drawfag, so clearly he did this shitty image for faps and not for any agenda.

>>323043393
That isn't a realistic body type for boxing you fucking moron. Shut the fuck up and jack off to your drawing but don't talk like you know shit about working out or boxing. That little mac would get fucking ruined by being punched in the tits.

>>323043623
>Sara McMann here is a silver medalist wrestler and martial artist.
And yet she'd lose a fight to any guy here. Isn't it amazing women are considered humans?

>>323043503
>because Mac totally doesn't have sculpted abs like all Martial Artists and Boxers to ever make a name for themselves

Have you watched MMA you retarded tumblr landwhale?

Fat pieces of shit such as yourself are too slow and lazy to throw a decent punch.

>>323041887
No. Now go away with your shit tastes

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>>323043384
The same people who re against Bikini Armour tend to depict women at the peak of physical fitness as tubs of lards with very flattering fat distribution.

Fem Mac would look more like this (i.e. an actual female boxer). Basically a masculine upper body with a shitter that ain't no quitter.

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>>323042851
>tumblr nose with zero changes in color
also keppok is literally two shades away from white supremacy, shes the least tumblr artist out there. Stop being so paranoid.

>>323043754
>Have you watched MMA you retarded tumblr landwhale?
I try not to watch sweaty muscly men roll around together. It's just too gay for words.

>>323041887
She doesn't look like she could run a mile, much less be a boxer.

The fuck

No opposite sex for every character because it is an absolute waste of time and resources.

Also all of you derailers are fucking retarded.

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>>323043393
>sculpted

Holy fuck my sides

Stfu

fat fetishist

>>323041887
Did they give you an option to play as a male samus in the original Metroid? No. So when I play as zero suit samus, I don't wanna be a male.

>>323043739

Absolutely irrelevant to the discussion

>>323043805
Get that bitch some breast implants

>>323041887
Um you forgot Wii fit trainer.

>>323042851
>the tumblr noses

Do you even know what tumblr noses are supposed to be?

>>323043849
I mean if it helps you sleep at night. Atleast people like you are the minority and people still want models and moviestar trophywives

>>323043824
>Keppok
>she
Can she be my waifu while I still hate her drawings?

>>323043736

You definitely don't watch boxing you fucking virgin shithead. By your logic fucking Bermane Stiverne and Buster Douglas should be getting raped in the ring all the time. You know nothing.

>>323043909

Sweet, one example using the BW champion. That definitely invalidates my point.

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>>323043918
I want to jerk off to a hunky male Samus as much as I want to jerk off to a voluptuous female Ike. Has nothing to do with realism, canon, or any retarded agenda you /v/irgins see in everything, it's all about my dick.

>>323044078
Of course. I hate my waifu. You can at least hate your waifu's art.

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>>323041887
>Marth

Goddamn it I love how femLittle Mac looks in that pic as much as anyone else defending it in this thread, but the ones argueing it are right, the bodytype doesn't match Little Mac's, no matter how good it looks.

>>323043384
You dont need a phd to size up someone

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>Seamus

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>male jigglypuff
muh dick

>>323044147
You are so retarded you can't even make sense. Bermane Stiverne and Buster Douglas don't have huge fucking tits that hurt like fucking crazy when you punch them in the tits. You are literally retarded.

>>323044036
>this damage control

>>323043503

Boxers don't put on pounds of fat, they put on muscle. If a welterweight put on like ten pounds of fat he'd get wrecked by a middleweight that's pure muscle.

>>323044036

The virgin who needs help is sleeping is you

>>323041887
>that fem-little Mac
I want thick fags to leave.

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>>323043601
Fat people like you exist for me to laugh at and riddicule.

Fat acceptance will never be a thing you obese piece of shit.

Now go cry yourself to sleep and pig out on donuts to make yourself feel better after the bitter realization you'll never be loved because you're fat, smelly, and have a terrible personality.

You'd kill yourself, but you're too afraid.

This isn't your hugbox. Fat women will never be attractive.

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No one fucking cares, guys. Each and everyone of you should just start by killing yourself, then I'll follow suit and we can be done with this autism for good

>>323041887
This is one of the dumbest smash threads I have ever seen here.

Smash is a derived work and not the defining one. Here is a simple guide "Can I choose the gender?"

Can you choose the gender in the original work?
- Yes -> You can probably choose your gender in smash as well.
- No -> No, you can't. Quit your whining.

I hope every possible confusion is resolved now.

>>323044024
Noses drawn by tumblr "artists."

>>323044528
I agree, you first to set an example. Post a link to the stream here.

>>323044528
You first bro. Post the twitch.tv link here. Give me time to go microwave some popcorn first though.

>>323044330

She has tits in this image because it is a sexual image, dipshit. I'm talking about her fucking torso, which is a very common torso in combat sports.

The retarded virgin who gets fucked up in the gym here is you.

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>>323044415
>>323044342
What's wrong anon? Are you settling for fat/thick or is your mom a little heavy?

>>323044703
Give me your address so I can come whoop your ass
and have some money on you so I can pay to get my boots clean of the shit and blood from your ass
asshole

>>323044703
>Im just back tracking and not saying what I mean like a fucking moron but this guy should know what im talking about.

Yeah sure bro.

>tumblrshit
>tumblr defenders
>le THICK meme xD
>virgin as a legitimate insult

I think I'd reach the character limit if I redirected all the cancer in this thread to their respective shitholes.

>>323044561
So all noses are "tumblr noses"?

>>323044464
You're more obsessed with all things fat than what you're projecting onto me.

>>323044549
It's amazing how many people get so pissy about hypotheticals and need to go in-depth into explanations about how and why they don't want things to happen.

What about transexuals? I feel they are not well identified in this game

>>323043623

>become accepted as second best female wrestler in the world.
>the average man outweighs you by at least 40 pounds and could pin you down by just laying on you

If were born a woman I'd kill myself.

>>323044703
>that torso
>common in combat sports

2nd dan black belt in Karate here with 5 years of Muay Thai and BJJ.

You're fucking retarded. How about you DO combat sports before saying stupid shit.

>>323044330

Girls don't typically aim for tits in pro fights. Might be time to take your hand off your microdick, son.

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>>323042617
I think Suni started the donut asshole thing. It doesn't help that he said his Alien OCs tasted like glazed donuts too.

>>323042556
>because Tumblr was negatively mentioned, it's anti-SJW/feminists
You seem to be implying that /v/ hating on Tumblr is primarily because of SJWs and feminism.

It's part of it, yes. But the real reason is because Tumblr has shit people with shit tastes that spews shit ideas, like the idea of gender toggle in Smash.

Gender toggle in games like Skyrim and similar games is acceptable because you can design the character - its purpose is so that you can self-insert as you, or whatever you think you should look like (genderfluid otherkin faggotry, for instance).

Gender toggle in games like Smash is shit because the characters are established. Samus is designed as a woman (and no, not a tranny). Little Mac is designed as a man. You can self-insert, but as that character and everything that character is. It's not up for debate. If you want to play as Little Mac, you're gonna play as a male boxer who has a dick, muscles, and no female breasts.

And everyone who thinks they should be able to pick gender on established characters, you're shit and you should go kill yourself or go back to Tumblr. Whichever comes first. Preferrably you offing yourself, so there's less people in this world with shit tastes.

If you don't like that either, go make your own fucking game with gender toggle, or women with dragon dicks. I don't care. Just fucking go away.

>>323044828
Guys who date fat girls, only do it cause they're settling.

They still admire the hot girls from afar, and try to rationalize things to themselves when they realize all they'll ever have is a fat hambeast.

Beta.as.FUCK

>>323044856
Shut the fuck up you fat piece of shit.

No one will ever love you.

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Anybody have fight between a man and woman? Either street or professional

>>323045035
> typically
> little macs tits are so big that sag down to her stomach

I don't care about the insults they literally mean nothing.

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>implying you wouldn't pause the game to zoom in on Lady Ike's huge breasts or Bishie Peach's bulge

>>323044974


Look at people like Fedor, Cro Cop, Tim Sylvia, Bermane Stiverne, Daniel Cormier, people with cores as sculpted or worse than the one in the OP.

The retard here is you. You're probably a liar too you sack of shit. I bet I could wreck you with four years of wrestling and two years of Muay Thai.

>>323044839

There's no backtracking done at all, I've been talking about her torso the whole time, dickhead.

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>Musclegirl Ike
Yeah I'd be pretty on board.
All FemIke art is just PoR Ike with big eyelashes and bigger tits.

>>323045261
What the fuck

Why

I don't

Why

>>323045128
You give that faggot too much credit. Donut assholes have been a thing for longer than he is known.

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>>323045317
>Prince Toadstool fapping with his silk gloves

>>323045128
>giant bird alien thing
>its ass smells like ham and donuts

I don't know how he thought that was a good idea.

>>323045317
>>323045397
I wanna impregnate Lady Ike!

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>>323045367
Cro cop is ripped as fuck though

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You guys are retarded, arguing over a genderbend thread instead of posting hot genderbend art.
Fucking gays

>>323042654
>that
>a hourglass figure
go outside and meet some real girls before calling other people /v/irgins

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>>323045317
No, I wouldn't.

Ike is a manly fucking dude who takes no shits from no one.

>>323043739
>any guy here

Even average guy would be a joke, but any guy HERE? Come on

Would never happen since each the series producer of each character has to approve everything.

>>323045367
No, you couldn't because you're stupid enought to act the internet tough guy act and can't tell that the dudes you mentioned are ripped as fuck.

Try again, loser.

>>323044317
Wasn't the jigglypuff from the cartoon male?

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>>323045538
You're too late with that wish.

>>323045128
>>323042617
what the hell are you people talking about?

>>323045553
Why do normalfags have to shit up every thread with their blogging shit

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>>323045553
There was going to be a fem kratos skin in 3, it never made it in game though.

>>323045684

The only one who is ripped there is Cro Cop and that's when he appears in shape. He wasn't looking so good before he came back to the UFC against Gonzaga.

You think fucking Cormier and Fedor are ripped? That's how I know you don't know shit about what we're talking about. You are a moron and most certainly a pathetic virgin.

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>>323045692

>>323045261
>Anybody have fight between a man and woman? Either street or professional
How about Mcdonalds?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaHVB4xhASE

>>323045692
Why does she always look so miserable and indifferent?
There's nothing intimate about that guy kissing her arm up if she's looking at his hand like she doesn't know what it is.

Brain damage, looks like.

>>323041887
not happening since they'd have to cast twice as many voice actors

>>323045549

I guarantee you when he sets his leg down after that kick and begins to circle Schaub, you'll see lovehandles. That and he's not nearly as ripped around the abdomen as someone like Anthony Johnson.

FemMac in the OP Middleweight Champ 2016

>>323045876
Not bad. I would have used it.

>>323045447
My bad man. I just remember seeing it from him first quite a few years ago. It's probably because Suni's one of the most posted artists or something.

>>323045487
He probably just thought Ham and donuts smell good, so why not throw the scents together.

>>323045809
https://e621.net/post/index/1/sunibee

>>323045845
>genderbend thread
>people screaming about how fictional characters aren't realistic, belching about how women aen't human and deserve being beaten up, humping themselves into autistic age over women who aren't beanpole men

Seems like the second group is the one who's shitting up the thread, dearie.

>>323046036
>There's nothing intimate about that guy kissing her arm up if she's looking at his hand like she doesn't know what it is.
I think that the guy kissing her is the black knight

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>>323041887
The characters that have gender options had them in the games they came from.

I don't really care either way. I'll choose whichever I like more.

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>>323046026
>you can hear the camerman taking a sip as this unfolds

>>323046135
Don't forget how Sakurai would never allow Dedede to be voiced by anyone but himself at this point.

>>323045440

Nigger, they're Russian. That video was filmed by a dashcam which comes standard with most car insurance policies in Russia because of rampant insurance fraud where people jump infront of cars. The national past time is hanging precariously from tall buildings. Slavs gonna slav.

>>323045876
>all those female cosplayers putting tops on kratos
Time to correct this ladies.

>>323043378
No, she would have biceps and really big arms desu

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>>323046026
he kicked their ass

>>323041887

>Male samus has a thigh gap, hourglass figure, and baby face.

Who drew this shit? He should look like chris hemsworth to parallel samus' fem fetale look.

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>>323046036
>>323046252
Because the artist always draws Rule 63'd characters looking uncomfortable and afraid, especially Ike because she always gets raped by The Black Knight.

>>323043384
>pawg
shitskin detected

>>323043739
What a pathetic sad little shit you are

>>323046437
>https://e621.net/post/index/1/sunibee
And if the doujin is anything to go by then Ike was born boy but the black knight transformed him into a woman.

In more ways then one if you catch my drift.

>>323046180
>It's probably because Suni's one of the most posted artists or something.
Yeah. He's also one of many who get somewhat copied by other artists who want some of that popularity. Vdashii is the most blantant Sunibee copycat.

>>323046524
That's it. Give me your name. You fucked up too many times, kid.

>>323043165
How fucking new is your bitch ass? /v/irgin has been in use as a moniker for the faggots of this board for years.

>Three buzzwords in opening sentence.

You are totally fitting in, anon!

>>323041887
>There are people in this thread who think lil'mackenzie is fat
>There are people in this thread who wouldn't plow lil'mackenzie
Kill yourselves immediately.

I can't stand looking at that male Samus.

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>>323046430
I love how the artist draws Seamus, he's a hunky cutie.

>>323046437
To be fair even male Ike often gets raped by BK

Fucking RNG

>>323046682
>>>/r/eddit

>>323046423
What the fucking shit?

Three cops and they all go after the dude being attacked by the crazy bitch, and let her go?

Fucking America man... please tell me there is some justice in this story.

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>>323045553

>>323041887

That would take a lot of fucking time and resources to implement, things you could use to make more meaningful content instead useless, cosmetic idiocy.

>>323047375
>and let her go?
No they caught both of them

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>>323047571

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>>323046847
>frame one, not too bad
>frame 2, HEY LOOK THIS DEFINITELY A MAN LOOK T THE BULGE
>frame 3, DID YOU SEE THE BULGE?

What a terrible artist, you have shit taste.

>>323046847
This is terrible.

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>>323042654
what's with the "lmaovirgin" shitposting lately?
That's like third thread today that plays this card.

I don't come to /v/ to read about what random people think my sex life is like.

>>323041887
>Fat Princess Wario Edition
>Cloud in a dress
>Fem Falcon
>Roll cosplaying as Mega Man
>Ms. Pac-Man
>Handsome Hades with Palutena's hair
>Prince Peach
>Maria
>Blue Amy Rose
>Sakura Ryu Edition
>Meta Knight with Eyelashes and Lipstick
>Dixie Kong
>Ms. Game & Watch
>Nurse Maria
>Bowletta

That's all I can think

>>323047375
Girl screams help or something and they'll beat your ass even if you're just sitting down. It's dumb especially if you're black/ minority

>>323042509
>Fat
I know this gets thrown around a lot by SJWs, but anon, are you gay?

>>323047676
>I AM ANGRY AND SILLY

It's a porn comic, you child, the next page he's gotten an erection and Lil Macy stars getting frisky with it.

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>>323047673

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>>323047571

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>>323047857

>>323047829
How could she scream for help though? She was clearly on something.

What the fuck was wrong with her anyway.

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>>323045157
I've drawn Mac/Samus genderswap stuff.

It was more of a role-reversal thing for fun, though. I'm not trying to promote any agendas, though I can see how people can use my art to those ends. Still, that's not why I drew that stuff, I just thought it would be fun.

>>323046847
Oh hey, I drew that. Have a SFW version.

>>323047676
It was for a porn comic. Those panels might be pretty gay, but I think I drew them okay, technically.

>>323047375

The person who reported to the cops probably only did so when the guy started wailing on her. All the cops knew was that some big, dark, old dude was wailing on a white girl. Even if the cops had the full story they would have acted the same because the guy was still agressive and they needed to pin him before he bolted so everything gets sorted in the station.

>>323047863
Nice

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>>323047823
> Falci Punchi!!!

>>323048129
Actually, if this was a nation with common sense the passengers would have told the cops what happened then they would be forced to take him in and when she wakes up and starts going crazy bitch again, taze her and send her to an asylum.

>>323048018
Are you going to continue the Macy/Seamus comic? It was getting really good, and I'd love to see them making love.

>>323048018
Fuck off, Keppok, you fucking attentionwhore. Nobody needs your weeaboo shit.

>>323041887
>Zero Suit Fox becomes canon
no

>>323047831
No i just like thin girls and i am also quite thin. To be fair, i dated/ fucked a thick girl in uni, but thick just isnt appealing to me.

Smells/folds/etc

Breaking up was literally a breath of fresh air

>>323047989
I think she was pissed off at the sound of him eating pringles.

>>323044464
Despite all your caterwauling on the internet there will always be men who crave fat deposits in women. All they have to do is be cute. Go back to /fit/ and masturbate to men's assholes. :^)

>>323048596
I'm brekkist. I barely ever post here, and when I do, it's anonymous game discussion.

>>323048423
I'm working on other stuff, so the comics by me are on hold. I'm drafting that Makoto comic, though, I do help a lot on keppok's Shantae thing.

>>323048937
/fit/ loves high test though. I think they're changing. Fewer thick lovers each day

>>323048854
Are you for fucking real?

What the fuck man? Bitch looked like she was tripping on some shit.

>>323048419
Dude, Murika is a nation where cops shoot first and ask later, there is no common sense

>>323048947
>brekkist
>keppok
You two are basically the same shitty person.

>>323048947
Aw, that sucks. I want Macy/Seamus sexings.

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Those hips are perfect for using as handholds for both cowgirl and doggystyle.

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>>323049676
I think our art blogs are pretty different. Also, I barely post things that aren't just art. This is the most I've said to anyone out of stream in like 3 years.

Why so salty? I'm actually curious.

>>323049784
I can't make any promises, but I can at the very least start roughing stuff out so that we have something to work with when we come back to that.

>>323041887
No, fuck off Faggot OP.

>>323051059
>wanting more girls makes you a faggot

Welp, there's yet another word that can go on the "/v/ has misue and abused it to the point of complete and total worthlessness" pile.

>>323041887
You forgot about Wii fit trainer and Koopalings

Also kill yourself

>/v/ posts Tumblr artist's picture
>said Tumblr artist just happens to find the thread and attempts to chat with the posters

Every time

>tfw little mac main
not sure how I feel about this thread

>>323041887
>little macy
my sides

>>323051349
I'd rather have actual girl characters, not "Female Mario" or "Male Peach"
Nigga Das Gay

>>323041887
>female Mac

Literally defeats the point of the character

>>323053021
How? Mac's point is being the underdog who wins the championship through training, determination, and sheer willpower.

>>323053345
Then why hasn't she run her fat ass off? OP's pic depicts two idiots basically doing rule 63 cosplay.

>>323047176
>>>trash

>>323053613
Because Mac doesn't exist and fiction can be whatever the creator wants it to be. Same reason that a 17-year-old can compete in ajor competitions at all, much less be in the heavyweight pro competitions going against the likes of Mike Tyson, and how a fatass plmber can jump fifty feet and throw fireballs at turtle-dragons with ox faces who are in love with humanoid mushroom women.

>>323042617
>tumblr artist

keppok is from /v/ you clueless nigger

>>323053345
Mac is the underdog because he's short. A 4'7" woman isn't as relatively short as a 4'7" man.

>little macy
Keep it as Lilttle Mac
It's short for Little Mackenzie

>>323051692
It's cause the tumblr artist is the OP every time.

>>323054151
He's the underdog because he's a greenhorn in a major competition going up against Mike Tyson as well as other pro boxers. Plus he's also only 17 years old.

Also, Punch-Out!! is "Rocky" in video game form. Ever watch the Rocky movies?

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>>323045128
>artist has god-like aesthetics
>has a fierce fixation on on anuses and anal

this shit needs to stop happening

>>323053896
Being unfit contradicts the whole point of the character

>how a fatass plmber can jump fifty feet and ...
Different type of fictional world

>>323054151
I dated a girl that was 4'11 she looked like that episode in futurama when fry sat on the box containing the universe. That's exaggerated but it's noticeable then again I'm 5'11.

>>323054379
How is a woman having female hips "unfit"? Why are people so incapable of putting aside realism and siply enjoying a piece of fiction?

>>323054578
bitching for the sake of bitching

>>323051692
>>323051692
>>323054327
Brekkist didn't draw the OP.

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>>323054578
>enjoying
Yeah, sure. You "enjoy" it all you like, until you run out of "joyloads"
Cant you assholes just like a game with your dick getting involved?

>>323054887
*without

>>323051692
1) It's a different artist
2) both artists are known to browse here
Stop being an overreactive cunt

>>323054578
That's not the kind of hips a female pro boxer would have

> Why are people so incapable of putting aside realism and siply enjoying a piece of fiction?
I dunno, people like consistency and can only tolerate a certain degree of bullshit

>>323055176
This, even Chun Li's hips aren't THAT wide and she primarily kicks.

>>323054887
>stop enjoying things in ways I don't want you to enjpy them!!

>>323055176
So you're fine with King Hippo's globs of lard, Glass Joe having no muscle mass at all, and Donkey Kong, but Little Macy's hips are blasphemy to everything good and holy.

>>323044828
My mom is practically a skeleton and I'm attracted to thick women.

Also, those Asian women you are posting are boring as fuck.

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>>323055520

>Glass Joe having no muscle mass at all

He's supposed to be as scrawny as possible you fucking tard, he's weak as shit and his design reflects it

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>>323055176
>>323055501
>This autism
>over interpretations meant for porn

go take a walk or something jesus

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>>323043165
>/v/irgin
>Kek m8 projecting?
/v/irgin is the old slang for /v/, when I first started 4chan so many years ago

Then at some point I was no longer with it, and found out people were using /v/ermin

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>>323050936

GET BACK TO DRAWING GODDAMN IT SON THERE AIN'T NO TIME FOR VIDEOGAMES

>>323055764
Which is also totally against the idea of a boxer, but you're fine with it while foaming at the mouth over a porn depiction of a female version of Little Mac's hips.

For fuck's sake, go outside and get some fresh air to your brain.

>>323055520
>King Hippo's globs of lard
>What's a sumo fighter

>Glass Joe having no muscle mass at all
That's pretty much the reason he's at last place

All is OK since the characters in Punch Out fit a certain fighter stereotype, except for Donkey Kong since he's only a nod to another game

>>323055782
This ain't a porn thread tho

>>323045317
>beating it to smash

Why? The models aren't that great in quality and porn is free. Just clear your history kiddo and your parents don't find out.

>>323056079
>Which is also totally against the idea of a boxer
Aaaand that's the whole point of the character

>>323056240
>What's a sumo fighter

Sumo WRESTLERS don't box, you fucking idiot.

>>323055837
/v/irgin doesn't work if your favorite go-to insult is "cuck". I mean, how can you be a cuck if you never had a girflriend to begin with?

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>>323056079

Glass Joe's a joke character, you autist
He's supposed to be unfit for the role of a boxer because he's the first character you go up against, proving that you are indeed a boxer compared to this scrawny motherfucker

I'm not even the guy who talked about muh hips, calm your fucking butthurt about someone insulting your waifu

>>323056484
>What if a sumo wrestler donned boxing gloves?
and presto! a new character type has joined the roster!

>>323041887
She's meant to take it doggystyle
Or to be lifted and fucked
Or for fitness' sake fucked while jogging

>>323056706
Exactly! Something completely different from what you'd expect, just like Lil Macy's hips! So why are you fine with Hippo but Macy makes you shit yourself in rage?

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>>323045685
I don't know, but it was a shiny.

>>323055048
>Stop being an overreactive cunt

Projection

Don't need to be defensive

>>323057002
Hippo's design fits the stereotype he's representing
You are the only one sperging out defending porn waifus

>>323041887
Kill yourself

>>323050852
>>323041887
I don't see the point of making a genderbent character if the design has no relation to the original character desu senpai

samus male version should be either a tall handsome fit guy and female little mac should be a small, athletic, and lithe woman.

Why bother with the whole genderbending thing if you're just gonna draw a random woman that fits your fetishes?

>>323048626
>they make a R63 Fox instead of using Krystal
Hell no!

>>323041887
Fuck off back to /r/undertale you faggot

>>323057483
>Why bother with the whole genderbending thing if you're just gonna draw a random woman that fits your fetishes?

This. You may as well just say it's a person cosplaying as the character.

>>323057320
Except that he's not the Japanese stereotype, seeing as he's a king from a made-up South Pacific island. The Japanese stereotype was the Ryu-like kung-fu boxer from the SNES game, which also had a Dhalseim-like Indian with teleporting powers.

>>323057712
Not only the japanese practice sumo
>The Japanese stereotype was the Ryu-like kung-fu boxer
>What's Piston Honda

>>323057483
>>323057602
>people draw things according to their tastes

Holy penis, what a scoop. Why does this upset you people so much?

>>323058206
>people draw things according to their fetishes
fixed it for you

>>323057483
>I don't see the point of making a genderbent character
> if you're just gonna draw a random woman that fits your fetishes
Bingo. The point for this picture is for fap/fetish fuel. As long as there's enough detail on what's considered essential so that you can recognize the character, then you can do whatever you want with the other details.

>>323057483
Artists that draw with their dick don't give the slightest fuck about being on model. They just draw whatever they prefer and the slap the target character's clothes on it.

If anyone calls them out on their inability to stay on model or deviate from their comfort zone, they just spout "muh artstyle"

>>323058438
Yeah, however, the thread's not about fap preferences

>>323058206
>upset
I said "I don't get it".
I don't see the point why you would say "this is genderbent X" when it has nothing to do with x
I mean, obviously, fetish, and no one can explain fetishes, so I suppose my post was superfluous.

>>323056640
Well I never used cuck, or any of the new stupid words people sarted using in this site last year as a matter of fact

>>323058807
the cuck obsession on 4chan has gone too far desu

>>323058206
>Why does this upset you people so much?

It doesn't. Your made-up greentext and indignant post show you're simply projecting your unwarranted upset onto people who disagree with you.

>>323041887
>I have never played the games these characters originate from.

>>323058904
You can't stop kids and their cool words

>>323041887

Male samus is too hippy.

>>323044317
>implying Smash Puff is female
>implying Jigglypuff have visual differences between male and female

>>323046423
>>323049130
>>323047989
She's schizophrenic

>>323041887
This ship will never not be adorable. Too bad this whole thread was ruined early on.

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It's amazing, the things that make people explode into a rage on /v/. You really wouldn't think female versions of male characters would be something worth being upset over, but look at this thread. People whining about how they aren't realistic, people whining about women in general, people whining about artists not being faithful to the source, people whining for the same of whining.

>>323059827

People whining that other people don't just shut up and jerk off to anything, people whining that not everyone likes the same things they do.

>>323059827
>>323059735
making genderbent characters is a time honored tradition on /v/, but OP started with the shittiest possible picture.
Start with the a good pic and you'll get 1000 posts of genderbent fap material. start with the garbage OP posted, and you get whining.

>>323060006
Exactly, people whining just to hear themselves whine.

>>323060147
Doesn't matter what picture is used, people will still go into them to rage about everything listed.

>>323059827
>You really wouldn't think female versions of male characters would be something worth being upset over
Well, nobody started dumping rule 63 images, that's a start

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>>323041887
I like both of these designs. Gaming could use more men in skintight clothing. Also, TnA.

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Please, you'd all want a female Link alt costume, don't deny it.

>>323045261
okay what the actual fuck happened in that webm?
Why would you turn on a lighter and hold it near your open gas cap with a pump in it currently?

>>323061624
I already fap to Linkle

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>>323046026
>>323046026

>Fat white bitch screaming uselessly

Far too many white women seem to think that is the go-to for their problems, to throw the loudest shit-fit they can

I'm also glad based burger negro got acquitted of all the bullshit they attempted to heap on him.

>>323041887
You do realize that the characters that allow you to choose are from games that allow you to choose your biological sex, right?

>>323047989
>>323047989

She claimed to have a unique audio-psychological disorder that causes you to become extremely violent or agitated due to certain sounds.

Misophonia or some shit.

>>323056706

He'd get his ass kicked in less than half a round.

>>323064282

Don't they still make mental institutions for that sort of things?

>>323064587
>>323064587

Who do you think bears the brunt of the worlds horseshit?

Men.

Mental Institutions are a get out of jail free card for women.

Mother traps 4 of her toddlers in their car-seat, drives off into a river. Jumps out.
Kids drown to death
>I'm not mentally competent
>Spends a comparatively comfortable couple years in Mental Institution that probably looks more like a get-away retreat.

>Mother blasts her son in the fucking skull with a 38. special at a gunrange while he's taking his turn on the lane
>The angels told me to do it.
>Same story.


Lorena bobbett hacked a mans cock off while he slept. And got away with it scott free.

No criminal procecution whatsoever.
I can't remember the last time a woman was part of a high-profile crime and faced due justice that wasn't unbiased as fuck.

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>>323065040

Literally the only one I can think of, though. Even what's her name, Casey Anthony the baby killer from Florida got off.

>>323042556
It's hilarious that tumblrfags can't wait to deny that they're pushing an agenda in a thread that's an example of them pushing an agenda.

>>323042654
>he actually thinks that qualifies as an hourglass figure

>>323043000
Belittling people's concerns will only make them more convinced that they are right to be concerned.

>>323044164
Degenerates will not be catered to.

>>323062951
>>323062426
>>323065472
>>323062426
>>323062063
>>323061624
Thanks

This is the most autistic shit I've seen from /v/ in a while.
It's fap material. Why the fuck is everyone mad about it?
if it doesn't turn you on then jerk off to something else.

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G-Great Thursday, guys

Literally wasting only our designated day

Of all the characters.... Why didn't Pac-Man have Ms. Alt?

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>>323068065
This.

REMOVE THREAD

>>323068336
>beastly boss turned into chubby girl
>still has authority but hampered by new body
now TAYNE i can get into

>>323043623
she sacrifice the tity

>>323065040
/pol/ please just fuck off

>>323068373
Because Namco, She's not just Pac-Man in a drag outffit, She's a whole nother character, so would cost twice as much to put pac-man in

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>>323044561
"tumblr nose" was drawing everyone with a cold because the artist has no idea how to properly render them
and most of tumblrs artists picked up that lazy method