>Oh, I'm so happy! I've always wanted a husband! Think of all the centuries—uh, years we'll have!
>ywn widow a cute, thousand year old dragon girl who wants nothing but your love and children for hundreds of years
Such is the unfortunate fate of those who marry long-lived beings, I suppose...
Depends on what you mean by "first".
She never gave a crap about legitimately ruling the Makai until DS3, so she'd have no reason to find a spouse until then.
First lover, on the other hand... Yeah.
Yeah but Robin is hot as hell and helped led his army to victory.
>"I know that to love another, I must watch the world move past him. But such short years make an eternity worth living."
>the agony of watching dozens of your half breed children die before you do
maybe it's not that she's human, but that she looks human and doesn't have any particularly special powers.
you can't have lucina with bunny ears or with the ability to turn into a dragon.
>Ninian dies young because she's outside the Dragon Gate
>Nils had to go back on his own because she stayed back to marry Eliwood and birth Our Boy
Truly dragons are worst off in FE7
;_; I always forget, then when I play again I feel sad. All he wanted was his kids back, fugging evil magic taking him over
Is she the type of person that would go out to find another fuck buddy after you die?
That's the only explanation for the drop in quality.
Which reminds me
>IS hires the author of Getbackers to do the outlines of a story instead of all of it
>then they ask a monkey to fill in for the rest
Because IS is pandering to the most broad audience.
When they had complicated and interesting characters, shit didn't sell. Awakening, which is composed of a Mary Sue self-insert, a dating sim, and mostly bland one-dimensional (but hot) characters
Henry a best, and a villain who is bad just to be bad, literally fucking saved the company.
I would say that all we could hope for are spinoffs, but then I remember that we got #FE.
So basically, either get with the times, or go play FE4.
>Nowi will never embalm your lifeless corpse after you pass and keep it as a living fucktoy whenever she gets lonely and starts to miss you
Even in death I'd keep her happy
and satisfied with my permanently hard rod of ultimate power
I don't know why I put living in there when the whole point is you're dead.
I think I got too invested in the fantasy, my apologies.
Here's another Nowi.
>Awakening, which is composed of a Mary Sue self-insert, a dating sim, and mostly bland one-dimensional characters
Wii and gamecub games had same problems and were sold like shit. Well you couldn't create your selfinsert but he was still here
Fucking neo /v/
Even if Valm was a filler arc basically, I liked the idea of Walhart. They should have played up that "I'm conquering the world to stop Grima and Validar from fucking it up forever" angle.
She loves you so much, she follows you through time and space to still be with you.
>can't understand that a character isn't real
>more concerned with the "age" than the fact its a fucking dragon
I sure love the new moral regressive left!
Social justice is the new religion of millennials.
It baffles me every time when somebody says "fantasy" and at the same time "exactly like our world/history".
This "fantasy middle ages" shit is just ridiculous and nothing more than an insult towards the word "fantasy".
>It is suggested by Nah in her S-rank support with Brady that Manaketes are able to transfer part of their lifespans to others via the use of their Dragonstone. However, this is not known to be true, as Nah admits that she only heard this from Nowi and does not know if it is actually possible or not.
Assuming Nowi isn't full of shit, would you ask your dragon waifu to make the sacrifice if it meant shortening her lifespan to make both of yours more equal?
Why didn't he just launch an attack on Plegia though? Ylisse and Ferox probably wouldn't give a shit considering they just ended a war with the country.
Didn't she say she thinks Nowi shouldn't exist/be censored or some shit? That automatically qualifies as bad.
Doesn't matter if it's a boy, breh. No matter how much you emotionally and physically destroy a boy they're not as important to wimmin.
Nowi never interested me.
Now Maribelle on the other hand I'd fill with so much plebian spunk that she'd be popping out working class sprogs for the next 10 years.
>not going FemRobin and marrying Chrom
What are you, gay?
>If scared you can cuddle with Gregor!
You missed out on having the best family a guy could have.
There is no indication that society and technology/science are bound like we have experienced it in our history.
Just because you see a wind mill doesn't imply that there has to be a lord/king around.
>literal worst mother
Why do Tharjafags have such awful taste?
Somewhat unrelated, but I'm the kind of sperg that hates jumping in on franchises mid-way, even if they're largely separate stories. How painful would it be to play the FE series from 1 onwards, even with remakes?
>Pushing a relationship that the both of you will probably end badly for everyone involved.
>Gregor is the only person who can marry Cordy and not be a cuck
Reminder that he builds her up so she can flirt with Chrom and she decides that she's fallen in love with mighty Gregor instead
Nah, she just said that from her sensibilities it'd be weird for a grown-looking man to be hit on by a girl that looks preteen, even if she's older than all of them combined.
Katie (the creator of the comic) is pretty chill and isn't actually a feminist in the modern "FUCKING MEN REEEEEE" way.
Immortality is the one thing I crave above all else. Even if thousands/millions of years from now I'm just floating bored through the vacuum of space for the rest of eternity, I'll still be alive as opposed to consigned to endless nonexistence/oblivion.
Calm down, Lissafag. You have a good family too. I just like mine better.
I'm not him.
>massive Fire Emblem fan
>played and beaten 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, & 10
>hear all the hype about 13
>massively, utterly, insanely disappointed
Fuck this game and fuck everyone that likes it. This is not a good Fire Emblem game, not even decent. Get out of my fucking fanbase
One thing I'm afraid of is to be trapped forever
Yurius was the best villain desu, he's basically the Fire Emblem anti-Christ
Nah. They're the same character, so it's just as canon!
>Not marrying Chrom as FemU and having an overpowered Lucina and Morgan.
How will Chrom have his Pega-Pony-Princess if you do that?
>tfw my heart literally skipped a beat at "There are better places to take a nap than on the ground, you know."
>zoom into Chrom's face
>heart is pounding
Th-thanks for helping me discover my bisexuality, IS.
>acutally fucking arguing the maps in Awakening are better than those of 9 & 10
Holy fucking shit, I know we're on /v/ and all, but it's been a long time since I've seen an opinion more wrong than this one
>>worst maps in the series
>preferring Awakening's open plains
>>literally one dimensional characters
>implying this isn't a franchise problem in general
>>Shortest since the first games
Not necessarily a flaw in my opinion, but yeah, I get it.
>>Shit writing like I almost cowardly killed my sister let's talk 10 minutes about it so even retard will understand how horrible it was
>implying Awakening isn't so riddled with plot holes and inconsistencies that it makes the story more rage-enducing and confusing than anything else IS has published
>>Fanbase kept making waifu threads(imagine Lucina is cute shit, but not ironic and about Micaiah)
>"The fanbase is bad, so the game is bad."
>>Shit like right place your units right and wait until AI kill himself about them was the worst and ruined any defence maps(Awakening fixed this really long lived problem but everyone ignores it for some reason)
>Name me at least one reason why anyone who played fire emblem games would be not disappointed in the 9 and 10
>Maybe if they were his first or he is awakening fag who want to be oldfag on the 4chan...
I'm not saying 9 and 10 were good or even bad, but to say that Awakening was better than them is just
not my opinion.
Cordelia x Kellam makes a great combination. Cordelia can forget about her husband and remember her crush and Severa gets to think she's royalty because, to her, her father was never there.
I'm not that fond of her when she abuses the girls...
But really, how hard can it be for Robin to control Tharja? She's obssessed with him, he should just deny her sex whenever she hexes the kids. "OH, you gave Noire a shuddering hex? No sex for you for a week!"
For my children I would. It's not like I can't occupy myself with other activities or even go meet with my friends or whatever. What I'm saying is that it'd piss me off a lot if someone abused my kids, even if it is their mom. Especially if it's their mom.
I mean, look at poor Noire. She's my daughter even when she's not my daughter, how can you not love that?
i did this entirely on accident, I thought the social link rank was purely for combat and friendship.
Next thing i knew i was fucking pregnant.
Sort of shity having aspectthe fact everyone around will age and die and you will be the same forever almost.
I know how this ends I don't like it.
>Next thing i knew i was fucking pregnant.
I've never gotten Tiki because the bonus quest to recruit her is so damn hard. Important characters always end up dying, so I just gave up and played another game.
It's just a comic
This is best thing to come from Awakening.
Marrying the loli is always the best option.
>gettin them ranks up
>"S rank is max"
>Finally gets S-rank
That's some projecting right there, m80.
No, I mean, the only way I can see someone getting any enjoyment out of this is if they like seeing lolis get mistreated.
Actually, that was probably the point.
>Nobody will ever turn you into a girl and marry you
because a tag like tomgirl was more important. Also for some reason they nuked tsundere tag even though Id like that.
But I think the autists will block any attempt at a vanilla tag since they are faggots who can only deal in absolutes and you cant measure the vanillaness very well
I hate this bitch, if only she was as good as nowi, there are no good waifus in rune factory 4. Well there's one girl in the manual i haven't unlocked yet, but im not hopeful.
I agree FE's writing hasnt been steller but ever since 10 rolled around it just took a good step down, id actually prefer 10's mess of a plot to the more recent entries. So i guess i mean decent by FE standards, same for supports. Now if they could get a GOOD writing team, thad be perfect, but i wont hold my breath for anything close to that.
But they made such a big deal of "oh, we have Shin Kibayashi on board" that I really can't not feel fizzled out in that aspect.
The setting is interesting but some of the aspects are barely touched, the cast had potential but they're not properly expanded upon, and some are actually so bad that it makes you wonder what the fuck were they thinking, and the whole story is pants on head retarded.
But holy fucking shit did they hit the nail on the head with the gameplay, Nohr's maps are fucking solid, Pair Up is much more balanced, and the game is actually challenging.
Also dat OST.
Aye, this was kind of my feeling for awakening actually, minus the gameplay obviously. The setting seemed liek it had solid potential hell up to the time skip i actually kinda liked how things were going. Everything after was just garbage that could almost be called filler. Same for the whole bit with the 2nd gen characters, had potential, fucked it up royally. It just feels like they dont have any focus anymore
Why was Spotpass Tiki so much better than in-story Tiki?
I mean, story Tiki was limited by supports and classes, whereas spotpass didn't have supports but did have a lot more versatility with classes.
You know, lonely immortals is such a goddamn trope, the only time I've seen more then one is probably baccano...
and now soul calibur, but they all hate/dont care for each other
Don't even remind me
>could have been a story about two kingdoms at war for two gens
>lmao no, have magic hyperbolic chambers instead
Why is IS so afraid of doing what they did on FE4 and 6(sorta) again?
Having to make up a bullshit excuse to use the kids while not getting rid of the first ge is getting grating at this point.
I don't have it on me and my internet is shitty, sorry.
I'd love to, though.
Try explaining that to Ylissean citizens when they see their leader carousing with a girl who looks something like 13 years old and acts like an even younger one. They would consider him a pedofork no matter what, and he sure knows it.
You can't say it doesn't make sense, though.
After all, if you're going to outlive everything, why should you care about anything?
>you make friends with other immortals
Because one of the "complaints" about fe4 is that you lose/replace a good chunk of the 1st gen, and losing characters is terrible, this is especially so now that we have special snowflake MC. Losing units is bad anon.
To be fair awakening atleast handled that better than fates which has them literally shoehorned in along with the awakening characters, specially fucking tharja clone, christ.
>After all, if you're going to outlive everything, why should you care about anything?
Alternatively you could care about something so deeply, you get purpose for your immortality, like devotion to your children's children's children.
>If you want to fuck this you're a pedophile
>"N-N-NO! IN FACT she is over 1000 years old! That means she can't be recognized as a child in ANY WAY! This is NOT pedophilia!"
lol fucking weebs need to get shot in the head
>the more time on 4chan you spend the more pedo you become
I was so wrong so naive back than.
>can live a comfortable life off of the mountain's bounty
>leaves to go to war
For what purpose
>1000 year old loli MILF
She would probably look look a snake that swallowed a basketball if she got pregnant.
Yeah, who wants stupid grapes?
When you're twenty you think of fifty as ancient but fifty year olds live quite happily. Old people who stay healthy manage to find things to entertain themselves for decades. Immortality might suck, but there's far more to do on Earth than young people think.
Well, he did imply the first line was true (appearance of the body overriding actual age when judging if a woman can be fucked) so it's fair to assume he also believes the second line is true as it is the case for most normalfags I've talked to.
>fall in to a black hole
>live a trillion years permanently hot and crushed.
>black hole evaporates
>end up in a permanently cold, dead universe.
>your atoms soon fall apart and you de-cohere .
>nergal wanted his kids back, then went nuts
>lyon wanted to help people(eirika's path) before getting possessed by ancient evil
>ashnard was senator armstrong
>validar....wanted to destroy the world because.
I dont think you could form a conscious thought if you get ripped apart at the molecular level. I think immortal vs black hole is kinda a "unstoppable force/unmovable object" thing.
>Robin on her back
>TIME TO TIP THE SCALES!
>rolls on top of Chrom
Why do western developers can't really get waifus and relationship mechanics in their games right?
So far Mass Effect is the only one that can pull it off acceptable-tier, but not many western games do this right compared to the nips. TES: Skyrim marriage is a forgettable one for example.
>validar....wanted to destroy the world because
The worst part is he and his Grimleal buddies even seemed to know what would happen to them if Grima was awakened. Something like the Covenant beliefs about Great Journey in Halo would have been a much better background to them than what we got now.