host where
At work currently, see you in 2 hours
>>323041563
i'll check around in 2 hours then
>>323040985
>starts thread
>isn't hosting
>>323041721
>it ain't me starts playing
im gonna take a shower and if anyone is still here by the time im done with that I'll host.
>>323041839
ill play
I'd host if I knew what the fuck to do in this
I cleared 2 zones and had no idea if I'm doing anything right
>>323043120
its tough to get the hang of. i have 12 hours in game and have only beaten it once. and that was with artifacts. i can host a game and we can just run 2 if you want
Anyone here still
>>323044793
I'm here sempai
ya im still in as well
bump
No hosts?
Well damn. Who can host?
BIG REMINDER.
>Risk of Rain thread.
>No hosts.
Who has good internet and can host?
bump. my internet is too shite to host, lads. standing by
>>323047768
good internet
can't host
just gotta wait around 2 hours for host here if we can keep this up
>>323041563
>>323047898
How are we going to bump a thread for 2 hours? We don't have enough memes and conversation.
ill host if you guys want, but i have only 1 artifact.
>>323048017
we can collect the rest as we play
>>323048017
You wanna earn them the legitimate way or the cheating way? I prefer legitimate.
184.56.233.26
11100
here
201.248.229.91
11100
>>323048349
>>323048391
WHICH ONE
>>323048619
second one
>>323048349
Get in >>323048391 host. You'll earn stuff here.
>>323048619
this one
>>323048391
>>323048891
trying but its taking forever to connect
>>323048987
might have IP wrong
Did it crashed?
>>323046875
YOU WILL NEVER GUESS
>>323049404
SOUTH AMERICA BOIZ
>Crabs, Bombs, and Jellies following you at the same time.
Risk of Rain guys.
>Bump
>>323048391
on lobby
join server
>>323048391
>>323050687
Damn. Closed already?
>>323050950
We about to die, so get ready, cause Sniper is alone.
>>323048391
open again
It crashed.
shit crash
bump
bump
>>323048391
And its open
/waiting/ for open host
So, who is hosting now?
Waiting for host
Gotta do some work, after that I would love to play with someone. Keep in mind I only have 1 artifact and a couple of characters. I did beat the game once. Is this gonna be a problem?
waitin
eagerly waiting
WHERE THE HOSTS AT
Waddup y'all. Who are we gonna play as? I'm claiming dips on commando/enforcer/bandit.
These threads always pop up right before work or right before bed
>>323062308
This thread has been up for hours
>>323061278
>2015+1
>not playing as le french bot of knives and delicious cook
stay pleb
>2016 still no host
>>323062853
I don't even have many other characters besides those, so I guess you're right about me being a pleb.
>>323061278
lobbies don't have a limit of characters, you can basically have 10 commandos in the same run
>>323062991
>2016
>Not having better internet and hosting yourself.
Do I need to buy this to play online?
>>323066610
nope, you just need to have the same update as the host
test
>>>>323066666
I heard y'all are waiting for a host
>>323066945
YEAH SENPAI
>>323066945
Yes.
I will be hosting from EU until another host comes along
>>323067217
GET IN HERE SENPAI
>>323067217
4/10 starting soon
>>323067549
How much of a dick will I be if I've never played this game, am finishing downloading the torrent in some seconds, and decide to join your game and learn as we go?
>>323067830
I don't think you will be able to play online but if so, sure the team always need a living bait
>>323067830
You can do that for sure, worst case scenario you die a lot and get bored of watching others play
>>323067830
I kinda did the same, I just played a few single player games before multi, but feel free to join
>>323067217
IN LOBBY
>>323068981
Aaand missed it
>>323051639
>implying Command
>>323069906
Damn, infinite connecting, oh well
>>323070252
Join now faggot!
/waiting/
>>323067217
did you start yet?
Don't try to join, we're 10 and in a game. Will let you know when we're open and if a spot opens up
play dis instead
>>323069367
8/10 get in now
>>323072363
Can't join, full aready?
>>323072793
Yep
Room for 2! If it doesn't work you're too late
damn
waiting
And we're back in lobby
Currently driving the truck. Bout five hours to go, hoping this customer is in LTE range. Anyone gonna be on later?
SERVER
UP
>>323079068
Hey, current host here, I'll leave it up to you after this game
>>323079334
sure m8
>>323079068
We're migrating to you now
>>323080196
we're ingame, please hold
>>323080196
Remember, i did it all for you
hal server is on lobby
>>323081025
F
3 spots left
>>323081313
Are you ingame?
Is there a lobby open?
>>323079068
got dced, bump when its open again
>>323081903
we all wiped, then crashed.
>>323079068
back on
>>323082229
Not connecting
>>323082537
we full m8
>>323082694
Welp
>>323081025
Damn got disconnected
I really want to know, when did these threads started picking up to 100-200 replies.
Was it because of the Christmas Sale? Will this last for the rest of the year?
>>323083768
I don't know, people at my 4chinz circlejerk started playing again and I come here looking for more now.
OPEN LOBBY WHEN
>>323083946
Right here
*unzips*
>mfw Hanibal has lost his ror memes
Is there any way to fix non-functioning controls?
>>323086110
Fucking kek
>>323086378
>>323079068
Back in lobby
>>323087107
Failed to connect
fuckin why
>>323087107
Fuck i'm always late
Someone else make a lobby
Any hosts open?
I'm back to play.
>>323087416
2slow
Someone create another host please!
>>323087749
>Gottagofast.
>Not blue
>No red feet.
>No green eyes.
>No skin color stomach.
ONE FUCKING JOB.
>>323087975
BUT
HES ON FIRE
FIRE=FAST
>>323087975
You do it then
How do you niggas avoid them funballs damn
>>323088260
I don't know how to edit gifs.
>>323088275
Jump at the right time.
Usually between 2nd and 3rd bounce.
Run against them finding a gap.
see
>>323080195
>>323088275
GIT GUD BRO.
THAT'S ALL IT MATTERS FOR THIS GAME.
G I T. G U D
fuck it waiting for hostfags, I'm going to play some Speedrunners
>>323088552
Actually it's mostly "play with casual modifiers like Command"
>>323088275
Hang on the rope
Be near the rope when you see any funball-producing asshole (see >>323051639) is going to die
I'm never going to finish this edit like my last ones. I've been lazy lately.
Give me another one guys.
>>323088731
If you're the one that makes the "JUST" and ">>323055220" then good job man.
Do this one.
>>323088731
>>323047768
Why the fuck does Chef looks so fucking lost in these pictures?
He only has eyes to describe him, yet he looks so broken.
>>323088731
You or someone can do this with Providence.
>>323088681
as opposed to?
Open, when?
>>323089354
NOW
>>323079068
BUMP
>>323089354Never.
>>323089414
Why lie
>Hal is full
>As usual.
You know other people can host other than Hal?
open when
Dont know if this will work.
213.112.166.27
11100
>>323090474
Hal is always full, he's practically famous here.
>>323090571
Can't connect.
>>323090720
ok.
>>323090571
Remember to forward you are ports.
>>323090571
port isn't open
>>323090805
im too lazy, im supposed to sleep soon anyways. Just wanted to try
>>323079068
wew
>>323090579
>famous
Aw thank
H O S T
If someone is waiting
190.77.186.63
11100
Get in
>>323091693
Not connecting. Did you start already?
>>323092154
yeah we did.
>>323092275
Shit man. Once I turn my back, people already left.
RIP
le sitting on rope intentionally faec
>Risk of Rain is going to be 3 years old in November 2016.
We've come so far.
>>323092275
You guys dead yet?
>>323091693
Open when?
GG When?
Me connecting when?
Welp open lobby never
>mfw still two hours from destination
>>323094305
Because anons can't wait for others.
hahahaha le ebin crash xDDD
and it crashed kek
WHO CRASH WHICH IS OPEN?
I'M BARRY SCOTT
xth for mike's evangelical band
where can i join a game
>>323041563
it's been eight
Host whennnn
>>323095508
Never because there's only 2 hosts.
>>323095607
Why aren't there more hosts if so many people like playing risk of rain?
I don't get how there can be 42 posters itt but only 2 are willing to host
>>323095707
Cause normies cant port forward.
I would host myselft but im lurking while playing csgo
>>323095707
1. Shit internet
2. People are lazy or not near a good ethernet port at the moment.
3. Hosts usually have the best internet for some odd reason.
4. It's slow, if we had tons of people and were a general we'd probably have constant hosts.
5. Risk of Rain for Steam right now is 810 in-game right now according to the community page, THIS IS CONFUSING.
>>323095707
Depends on the day. There were four hosts in one thread I was in. Also some folks can't host well on their connection but can play fine.
HOST WHEN
>>323096187
In US 5-8 [Across the timezones].
Hal is a EU Host so he would be gone later.
Why don't we ever start these hosts on Steam considering the large amount of people that actually plays the game?
>>323096937
How exactly?
>>323097127
There's at least one /v/ steam group.
>>323097781
And people are glued to steam waiting for someone to post an announcement to say that there is a game running?
Sure!
>>323097972
Maybe.
>>323097972
Well we could just fucking add each other on steam and hit folks up when we're playing.
>>323098414
I don't want gay shit on my Steam profile though.
>>323097972
http://steamcommunity.com/app/248820/
>>323098414
i-i-i-i-im too shy for that
>>323098414
I have given my steamID to players several times, and half of them stop playing after a month.
>>323098495
>implying my Big Zam avatar is gay
>>323098554
http://steamcommunity.com/app/248820/discussions/0/451850213946941673/
Took 6 hours for someone to reply.
And the next one was "HOW DO I HOST"
>>323098738
Because people don't actively try to host themselves. They wait.
Also this is some sweet wallpaper.
H O S T
O
S
T
shall i grab this game?
>>323099282
Meaning you want to buy it?
The sale is done bro.
>>323099415
>buying off steam
aussie host
all artifacts -origin
27.32.180.89
11100
>>323099889
going in 5 minutes
I found a good gif.
>>323099889
WORKS!
>>323100053
>GettingItemsOnCommand.gif
>>323100001
>>323099889
>tried to join
>infinite connecting
I thought you said 5 minutes
>>323100292
dunno whats ur issue
>>323100292
max player was 4 host is now changing it
>>323100341
max player 4 instead of 10.
>>323100341
>>323100292
>>323100175
>>323100001
>>323099889
REHOSTED COZ IM A FUCKING IDIOT
>>323100527
Crashed
well I crashed
>>323100972
>>323100961
just ror things
theres 4 people left in this server
Well, since I crashed out of the Aus server, guess I'll host:
107.194.145.211
11100
>>323101113
awww shit this works
>>323101113
>infinitely connecting
shit. Is it already full?
>>323101113
Am i late?
>>323101113
You full? I can't connect
>>323101113
>inb4 people max
>>323101113
>>323101443
>>323101464
i guess host didnt increase max number of players?
>>323101443
>>323101464
>>323101474
host forgot to set it to 10.
again.
>>323101378
>>323101443
>>323101464
>>323101474
>>323101553
>>323101579
>>323101638
Set it to 10 but apparently I didn't so I'll go fuck myself. Rehosting now.
>>323101740
set the file to read only
>>323101740
Even though it was set to 10 it still isn't, how lovely.
I used to be able to beat the game fairly easy.
What happened?
Did they change some things?Or am I getting old?
>>323092937
yeah I still remember when the guy with the sword was a secret unlock
>>323102048
clearly you can't win without the help of infusion.
So now there's no host at all
>>323101951
Make sure you've not saved the file with a different encoding. Not sure if it needs to be ANSI or unicode.
>>323102772
Don't be lazy, anon. Go host yourself
>>323101905
>implying the game wouldn't crash trying to write to readonly file
Worth a shot tho
107.194.145.211
11100
Up and working. In game now.
>>323103147
....crashed again.
I think I'm done for tonight.
173.95.163.6
11100
>>323103930
awww shit this works
>>323103930
In game
This is Mike stopping by to remind you that early 20th century American folk music is the best genre on record
New host when?
>>323106048
Dont need, one, wait for us to die
>>323106293
Well tell me when you do.Pretty please?
>>323106475
I always do
107.194.145.211
11100
Still open, got 3 in lobby waiting. Currently doing origin run
>>323103930
In lobby
going soon
>>323103930
lobby
>>323103930
in game
>dodging jelly
>suddenly game says "port opened game hosted successfully"
>wut
>CRASH
I have no idea what the fuck happened.
107.194.145.211
11100
Still got 3 spots yo. In the middle of a run now
>>323109343
Run over, in lobby now
whos hosting?
bump for host
>>323108851
Was anyone on a ladder or rope?
107.194.145.211
11100
Server is still up. Just finished origin with three people. got 5 open slots. Lets go boys
Anyone open?
bump for freedom
>>323112752
Works
>>323114063
Thanks for telling us 10 minutes later
>>323112752
Are you in lobby?
I can't seem to connect
>>323114223
same
>>323114223
Not currently, but I will bump as soon as we are
>>323114261
>>323114343
Neat
Thanks
>>323114261
>>323114223
In lobby now
>>323114708
I take it you boys are in game already?
>>323115629
Yeah, Will bump when in lobby
>>323115851
Aight, thanks
>>323103930
Axe that man and Host take down providence in style
GG
Lobby closed
>>323116025
In lobby mate
>>323116317
>Waits for barely a minute
Do you expect me to refresh every second?
>>323116317
Room for 2 more?
>>323116740
I think room is full
>>323116608
full m8
>>323116608
>>323116740
Room filled up like 15 seconds after last post
>all those worms
Worm's a cute
CUTE
Anyone hosting and have space for one more?
Wasn't this slut meant to have actual servers rather than p2p stuff? I thought they were implimenting this stuff ages ago.
>>323117505
>hotpoo implementing anything
>hotpoo fixing anything
second host when
>>323117828
never________________everever ever
>>323117505
The game was made in gamemaker
Hotpoo said it's really hard to make updates for it in it's current condition, and would rather re-write the whole game in a different code.
>>323117898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92FCRmggNqQ
;>)
PLEASE HOST.
I HAVE 2 KIDS IN NEED OF A HOST.
WE MIGHT NOT SEE TOMORROW IF YOU DON'T HOST.
107.194.145.211
11100
Crashed but we back boys. 2 spots. Waiting a couple more minutes
>>323118283
CAN'T JOIN SENPAI.
>>323118703
its already been 4 minutes, they're in game
>>323118787
Damn, i just missed it.
>>323119350
>just missed it
they started two minutes after host posted
>First one to die
>Lose out on EXP and items
>Become dead weight in the late game
>>323119518
>die immediately before all enemies are killed
>lose out on gold xp
Can someone remind me how to host a server on risk of rain?
I'd google how to, but I also forgot all the terms and phrases for it.
Anyone hosting anymore?
^
>>323120113
forward port 11100, go to multiplayer, click host, come here, tell us your IP
>>323120169
I'm refreshing the page so i don't miss the next one.
>>323120293
Same familia
>>323120376
And now we wait..
>Rick o' Rang thread with over 300 replies
literally how
>tfw 4 cremators spawn inside you
>>323120631
Probably because of the steam sale. New players coming in.
>>323118283
Yo we are in lobby, 1 spot open
>>323120809
Oh man I missed I think :(
>>323120991
we need second host pham
meme off bro, you and me!
72.181.27.194
11100
join now if anyone is still up for a match
THE WORM HEAD ALWAYS CRASHES MY GAME
Goddamn magma worm crashed me..>>323121857
>>323121857
failed
>>323121857
port is closed senpai
going to reopen one in a bit
give a me second
>>323121857
Not working for me. Y'all ingame already?
tfw crash
>guys theres a guy on rope it might crash the server
>nah it wont
>it actually crashed
WOW
Crashed
And I just got a wicked ring too
>>323122407
Lol
ok opened now
72.181.27.194
11100
2/4
>>323121857
get in
>>323118283
are you still hosting?
>>323122598
>>323121857
>only 4 spots
open it up to 10 senpai
>>323122598
Open it to ten
games full now sry
will repost if theres room
>>323122863
Which host is this?
>tfw no host
72.181.27.194
is full now sry guys
will repost if game crashes or there is room ok
>>323124043
Please raise player cap to 10
Good night everyone, hopefully we'll see another thread up tomorrow and play then.
>>323124190
ok working on that now then....didn't know you could do that
>>323124470
just edit your prefs ini file to allow the max character to be 10
>>323124651
i just did that now
72.181.27.194
11100
>>323124832
woah okay looks like it's full already.
guess i'm going to bed
>>323125048
no
get in
>>323125163
not working, just stuck on connecting
double check to make sure your character count is set to 10 maybe?
it should say
max_players_online=10
in the prefs ini file
>>323125048
yes its full but it looks like its still set to only 4 players give a moment to try this one more time k
>>323124832
It's open again
>>323124832
get in phams
6/10
Room for 3 more
>tfw never going to successfully join a game of risk of rain
CRASH
>>323127068
it's okay dood server just crashed
game reopened
72.181.27.194
11100
I have my own game, just in case.
>>323127614
Ah damn the image keeps failing.
It's 50.156.83.56
and 11100
>>323118283
still alive?
>>323127614
>>323127775
still open
>>323128595
Still open?
>>323127068
Same here, i seem to always just miss the timing.
>>323127324
WE UP IN HERE
>>323127324
GET IN BOIS
72.181.27.194
11100
games open
5/10
>>323130245
>>323127324
JOIN UP
NOW WITH MORE HONOR, FUNBALLS AND COMMAND
ALSO MONSOON
>>323127775
Open again.
>>323130409
>FUNBALLS AND COMMAND
I sort of felt like playing, but I think I'll just go back to underrail.
>>323130876
still open?
>>323130876
bump while waiting
>>323130245
not even getting a signal m8
Anyone opening soon :(
>>323133758
lets wait together anon
Any host?
>>323130245
Join this one
72.181.27.194
11100
game's reopened
monsoon
with glass
>>323134103
>>323133758
>>323133952
>>323130245
we up in here
>>323134205
stuck in Connect...
>>323134461
you just missed it, we're in game
>>323134508
great
just got disconnected.
>>323134178
rip host
at least we got him some artifacts
what hapnd
Did the server crash?
Is there some list of stuff that crashes the game?
>>323135345
>>323135301
>>323135291
>>323135285
hosting in a minute if host isnt back
>>323135301
>>323135345
this host >>323134178 said he was done for the night
now we wait for another
>>323135397
>>323135415
Get on it.
190.77.186.63
11100
>>323135397
Please do, we're waiting for someone to host now anyway.
What would be an internet fast enough for this?
a r t m e m e s
>>323135645
Justsomewhere not in aussie land because ping out the ass from there
>>323135710
Doesbrazilcount?
>>323135757
It's ok i guess, (150~200)
>>323135645
I play with 300 ping lol
>>323135483
open
The balls crashed my game.
Let me know when it's open again
CRASH
>>323135483
crashed, it's open again
I crashed as well.
>>323135836
Yeah, that's what i get most of the time. It's not that bad in other games.
crash~
Just got in looking for free host
>>323135483
Aaand we're back
Open
disconected
>>323139175
same
>>323139175
me either
I guess we aren't gonna find anyone new.
We up again
crash
>>323140863
in-game senpai
the fuck
>>323135483
im back
fuck. any lobbies up?
Didn't wanna host cuz I'm a lazy piece of shit but here goes. OPEN LOBBY! HOST IS LOCATED IN CALIFORNIA!
>>323145535
LOBBY UP YALL
>>323146079
>>323145535
hurry up and die familia, I missed the in
>>323146412
Dead here senpai. We getting carried.
>>323147125
tell your carry to die for me so I can play
>>323145535
>>323147181
WE OPEN
Plz help i want to play with you guys but how do i gg? I've beaten the game onceon ez, but only to get sniperbut don't have any artifacts yet, the best I've got on medium is the penultimate stage, I generally play commando but sometimes go sniper for a change of pace, is the command the way to win really? Should I focus on getting that first? Any other tips?
>>323145535
LOBBY OPEN
>Main sniper
>Get stopwatch
GG
epin crash
Crash
>>323145535
LOBBY UP
>>323078564
neat
WE WENT TOO DEEP
>>323145535
LOBBY UP
>risk of rain thread
>427 replies
crashed again
>>323145535
lobby open. wud the fug crashes
three worms is too many it seems
>>323145535
lobby up yo
>>323154502
i can't connect yo
>>323154920
we in game yo
Crashed
>>323151421
>>323156864
new game when?
/waiting/ for open
crash
>>323145535
FINISHED BOSS SOLO GUYS YALL CRASHED LOBBY OPEN.
>This thread is still up.
Holy shit, we've come so far.
lel
>>323145535
stop dying you niggers. lobby is up
>>323163028
how many playing
>>323145535
well shit looks like no one is coming anymore. lobby is closed.
>>323163220
Dude its morning time in the US, what do you expect?