Now: Castlevania 3
Next: Super Castlevania 4
Later: Castlevania: Bloodlines
I have to piss but I don't wanna miss the stream, what do I do guys?
Girls get out! Shame all whores who wear tattoo sleeves and dye their hair!
Did he do it /v/? Is Big Jon a gay inflation fetishist?
Reminder, this was a pretty impressive exhibition.
Open twitch on the smartphone that you should own in this day and age.
>want to play vidya
>speedrun autism is holding me back
What should I do.
>HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HUAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAH
Why do people like the way he laughs? I wish someone would stab him in the throat. He realizes damn well people find him annoying and yet he never changes.
>b-b-but he has downs
Let's assume I am going to visit SGDQ 2016.
What do I do to score with legit >7 QT out there?
Here are my notes so far:
>looks and fitness don't matter
>don't be a tryhard when on camera
It's where the whale didn't have a hug?
Thanks for cleaning the threads, jan/mods.
Post Castlevania music
Yes. Immediately after that run.
The guys were so happy because that run could have gone HORRIBLY but he actually finished way under estimate.
>ron swanson losing to hideo kojima
CMON ron this is AMERICA step it UP
This will literally never stop being funny
There are 4 things worth focusing on in this .webm
Real talk. Epic shitposter memes aside, this is already the second best GDQ. A lot of great runs, a lot of high quality cringe, greatest choke in a history of twitch. It has it all.
reminder that runner and hug guy are 2 of TEN people who have ever beaten that mode
that was some really really impressive shit. one of the best runs so far IMO, short and sweet and super skillful.
Chibi being a complete sperg as usual
Trihex realizing what the fuck he's doing and how faggy he must look
Upset man of cave
Runner not giving a shit about anything and just playing the game
It helps when Kojima is already a hack himself.
Still waiting for a Dragon's Crown run.
We could have had an actually good run instead
It works nicely as a cell bg
>tfw no qt gamer gf to smoke weed with and watch AGDQ with, and fug during the boring runs
I had this last year but she turned out to be a crazy bitch. I gotta admit though it was pretty rad.
why is every girl who plays video games FUCKING INSANE?
Nah, all the fun has been removed, most runs are entirely sterile with no humor or entertainment value besides the run itself (and let's be honest, people don't solely watch to see the runs) and most people watching keep being fearful their favorite runner will be banned due to the gestapo like nature of the event.
Np. Here's a dark one. I love this artist
>a third of a goddamn day
I watched most of the FF7 run last year. Midgar was fun, the rest was not because he used so many absurd glitches like loading and saving to play the game out of order. It was terrible.
I'm saying this as someone that enjoyed the Chrono Trigger runs and is open to more mega long runs of games
Oh, so nothing.
There's been like 10 worse chokes this event, considering the chokes on runs the runner has practiced 10000 times vs blind run.
The battletoads blind turbo tunnel was worse
>Amerikan piggu thinks he can beat true nihonjin at a game made in dai nippon teikoku.
>tfw qt gamer
trapto smoke weed with and cuddle with
She's passable unlike that fucking trainwreck mentally ill faggot cosmo
Eventually, Nanashi will make smut for nagaroto-san.
After every run during awful games block the camera would switch to the crowd where this old guy was. He pulled something that looked like a DS and everyone started calling him "DS Dad" until he flashed this thing at the camera in between runs. Then he was taken to the back to be dismantled by AGDQ's SJW Elites.
I've definitely enjoyed it a lot and still need to catch up on a lot of it. The NES block yesterday was great except for the hour-long indie 2012 game that I felt didn't belong in what was essentially a retro nostalgia block.
You faggots have been saying this in every thread and then when other anons make positive posts about enjoying it you explode into a rage about memes and reddit
she was someone i knew from high school, we reconnected after college over our mutual vidya interests
sorry for triggering you mi familia
if that's what you're into. wouldn't you rather smoke a bulnt then tittyfuck some jugs like these? much better than that trap bs, plus they're not gonna randomly kill themselves
WHY do people insist that "speed" runs over 1 hour long are "speed" runs at all? Especially if the game doesn't have a lot of interesting exploits
"playing the game quickly" is not an impressive feat, anyone can do that.
Eh, I don't know would probably pick this up instead. Or just use my phone.
>all this Nintendo shit coming up in the next few days
Diablo is the only thing to look forward to.
>You faggots have been saying this in every thread and then when other anons make positive posts about enjoying it you explode into a rage about memes and reddit
Holy shit anon, it's as if opinions exist, huh?
Is this where we post pepe and pretend to be mad?
Let's take a few minutes to acknowledge all of the normie hotel workers that have to put up with this for a week. The chubby blonde working the front desk, the tense, balding manager being berated by autistic rage, the shy Filipino girl having to cleaning all the rooms
Neither is failing at stages you've never seen that you're trying to do fast. I cringed far harder watching battletoads than mario maker. It helps mario maker was clearly a for fun thing.
im not trying to intentionally ruffle anyones feathers here, no one wants to see people running games like Halo 4, or long RPGs where's it's just 2 hours of turn based fighting and running past enemies or something. Give me more shit like Cosmo's OoT run where he explained fuckin EVERYTHING and beat a very popular, well-known game in under 30 minutes, or whatever. Or a Tetris Exhibition type thing like last year. Like that Lagoon run last night was comfy, sure, but also it was super fucking boring after about 45 minutes
are you talking about??? She's in the thread laughin at all the attention she's getting mate. pic related if you're at the event you could probably cuck her friend who is a boy but they aren't dating.
Why do you want to invalidate opinions rather than just accepting many people exist that are unhappy with how ADGQ is now? Nothing you do or say will change anything, so I suggest you accept it rather than acting like a real autist by sperging because "My objective opinions!"
Wasn't that great, but far from terrible. You are better off just keeping on watching live for now.
Just because you don't enjoy watching long runs doesn't mean it's not impressive to beat the game as quickly as they do
haha lol what an autistic faggot I've never done that with anything ever because I'm the paragon of social mores
How can your opinion be so shitty? Also it's one of the earliest SNES games. Might as well ask why GTA3 doesn't look as good as a 2008 PS2 game
He's only doing that because he saw that someone made this webm.
>No Dark Forces 2
>No jedi outcast
>in fact only 1 star wars game total
>when star wars hype is crazy big right now with force awakens
Jesus christ did they miss an opportunity here
>someone got so asshurt about people calling him a cuck that he made that picture
>Would you want to sit for 5 hours straight?
>mfw all the americans missed out on DS Dad/Papa Pandora getting thrown out
That's what you guys get for going to sleep at any time during these 7 days.
Whats with people wearing shirts with a texture all over them nowadays? I see them all the time. Has the printing technology needed for making them become cheaper lately or something?
>normalshits invade video game events and do their normalshit shit in there because it makes them feel superior
I want early 00s back.
>mfw i sleep AND have a job and so i miss 16 hours of runs every day
>Also it's one of the earliest SNES games.
Actraiser which came out 1 year before Castlevania IV looks much better.
I think Castlevania IVs problem is that it keeps the same style as the nes titles with upped graphics, but the blockiness doesn't really work for snes tier graphics.
>Would you want to sit for 5 hours straight?
Neither look any better than the other to me. Castlevania 4 also has a lot of subtle things in the background that games like actraiser don't.
I don't get the point of whining about graphics on 25 year old games.
>Actraiser which came out 1 year before Castlevania IV looks much better.
I don't want to make a comparison image but no it doesn't, even the player characters alone looks worse in Actraiser
You can't see much anymore in terms of "fuck off" responses, they stopped doing that
But you can see this:
oh man i forgot i can finally post this from the last gdq
I never beaten a Devil May Cry game and I've never played Devil May Cry 3 before. Just bought it the other day ago should that be my very first speed game?
Because he's retarded, anon, and people generally make fun of retards.
He's on his phone, talking, whenever the camera is on him (he's at this event and all he does is talk on the phone, not to the people there etc) but the best part is his phone is always lit up, and any idiot knows that unless your phone has a very specific defect that means you're not in a call.
When I don't have my earbuds but want to listen to a song or a video on my phone and don't want to disturb people around me, I put it up to my ear like that on a low volume.
Maybe that's what he was doing.
>I don't get the point of whining about graphics on 25 year old games.
Yeah I didn't even notice it until anon pointed it out and it made me look a bit closer and made me see that yeah it does look bad for a snes game.
>Castlevania 4 also has a lot of subtle things in the background that games like actraiser don't.
Don't bother whiteknighting strangers anon, especially if you can't be arsed to properly look into it.
If you had paid any actual attention you'd know he's constantly talking to his phone, rather than just having it by his ear.
Keep the webms coming lads, my shit tier internet won't even let me watch this shit fest in "mobile" quality.
Things like bats flying out of skulls in the background, and how impressive the revolving room is. But if kids want to be upset about the "ugliness" of SNES games, more power to them I guess. It's just retarded. Wait for the bloodbourne run.
are we world record pace? this guy hasn't flubbed anything at all
BWAHAHAHA I JUST LOGGED ON TO FAP TO SOME OF THIS GUY'S PHOTOS AND THE ACCOUNT WAS DISABLED AND I WAS LIKE "HMM I WONDER WHERE HE WENT" AND NOW I COME BACK TO THIS.
GIVE ME THE FULL STORY.
Can you guys stop talking about gg in this thread?
It's one of my triggers and it makes me shake real bad.
Not sarcastic no, this is how it generally goes down, someone "brands" you and everyone then treats you as such, kind of ironic that SJW would act in such a manner isn't it?
Fact is, these people do not know what they're talking about, ask any one of them what GamerGate is and they will tell you it's about harassing people or some retarded bullshit. Now I give no fucks about that shit, but I at least know to not talk about shit without knowing the basics.
Are you trying to be ironic, or just naturally retarded?
The reaction you would be going for is "yea you're right, my bad" instead of sperging out like a retard, you got called out on something stupid, you either refute or acknowledge, not throw a fucking bitch fit.
hell fuckin yeah i would
That shit is tight senpai. Devil May Cry 3 speedrun when
spikevegeta is great, and chrono cross is great
sign me up.
>deep battle system
That's a good one
What meme? When you act exactly the same as them, people will call you that.
>right and wrong
This implies SJWs are objectively wrong and GG is objectively right. Nice fallacy, friendo
You're already glued to your monitor bruh.
If you're feeling that conscious about it, put more veggies than meat.
They really should just take all the shitty long games like jrpg's, kingdom hearts etc. and but them on a separate stream.
speed run metal gear rising. It's a pretty short game. Play DMC3 for fun because it's fucking fun and you can do some goofy awesome shit. DMC3 is the type of game where play it on easy to learn and beat it the first time, then you play again on normal to get all upgrades, hard to master your combos royal gaurd and trickster tech, and then finally DMD is where it all comes together to get crazy.
I actually watched the L4D2 run despite everybody saying it was bad.
It wasn't bad. They knew what they were doing, it's just that L4D2 is not really a game that belongs on a speedrun marathon. /v/ said they were shit because they died within the first 20 seconds and nobody knew how to revive, when in actuality, 3/4 of the people suicided so the other could finish up the first level. Also, you can't revive someone who jumped out of a window and fell to his death.
>100% / any% race Dong Freeze rejected.
>Accepts "I promise I've been practicing on talking this time" Fire Emblem sperg.
Why are you sperging out that someone does not like your group? That's awfully SJW of you, anon. One of the worst things about SJWs are how they cannot accept dissenting opinions and try hard to shut them up, much like what you're doing.
no one who isn't on some bullshit media push cares about gator golf bruh. You should probably jerk off and play videogames or jerk off and watch someone play videogames quickly.
If you ever played any fire emblem game you'd understand that was a legit speed run. There were plenty other games that could have been replaced that acted more as let's plays versus a speed run.
Then why are you trying to defend it so hard? Why do you care about something you have absolutely no involvement in? So much that you are ignoring runs to try and change others opinions to be pro GG?
Friendly reminder that Autistic Games Done Quick is inferior to SGDQ