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She's in Smash
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I want to smash Bayonetta!
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What a time to be alive
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>>323038131

Needs slightly thicker legs and ass.
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>>323038131
what's the specific date in february she's released
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WHY CAN'T IT BE FEBRUARY YET!??
THE WAIT IS TOO FUCKING LONG
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>>323038131
Soon.
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>>323038194
This.

I literally didn't think it was going to happen when I voted for her.
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>>323038204
Maybe I remembering wrong, but I don't think Bayonetta is really that thick.
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>Roy's in Smash
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>>323038194
Never thought I'd see the day.
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>>323038131
You mean she's in smash 4? Dont lump the rest of the games with your dlc ridden trash
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>>323041976
DON'T
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>>323041976
MORE
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>>323042095
CALL
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She's gonna be OP and broken and fun ad hell
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>>323042020
This is one of the most autistic images i've ever seen.
and I only play the wii u
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>>323038131

> mfw her amiibo will be with shitty short hair
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>>323041976

For some fucking reason, there's not alot of good Bayonetta hentai/SFM/fucking anything. It's a tragedy that needs to be fixed.
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>>323042537
>Console wars are autistic
No, they're the normie thing to do.
You are the autistic one.
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>>323042927

>not carying about consoles = autistic
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>>323042978
>carying about consoles = autistic
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>>323042020

why are microsoft and sony crying?

they didn't give a fuck about bayo in the first place.
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>>323043085
>>323042978
A picture of the wii u characterized and presented as a stud cucking characterized versions of xbox and playstation is not autistic?
you are an idiot
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>>323043136
t. guy who was hibernating when Bayo 2 was announced Wii U exclusive
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>>323041823
you're definitely remembering wrong, but it looks like they've made her proportions smaller so that she isn't Ridley huge compared to the other fighters
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>>323038131
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>>323043136
They are fanboys, not the companies themselves. Did you not catch the endless amount of tears when Bayo 2 was announced Nintendo exclusive.
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>>323042927
>Being a massive tool is the normie thing to do
How sad.
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>>323041976
>bayonetta on bottom
>ever

you straights are so delicate
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>>323043136
>he doesn't remember the tears when bayo 2 was announced Wii U exclusive

so, so many tears even to this day
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>>323043640
Hey, I'm straight and I know that bayo should be dom always
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>>323041976
>lazy ass half second loop
>retarded earrings
>just an ass slapped on her body
>clothes even fucking clip
>not even on top
who made this piece of shit
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>>323041976
muh blue board
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I seriously can't believe people talk shit about smash.
It's literally fan service: the game, and there is nothing, i mean NOTHING even similar to this game.
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>>323044197
JJBA: all star battle;

shitty excuse of a fighting game that's excellent in fan service
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P R O B L E M A T I C
R E P R E S E N T A T I O N
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I think she's one of the few good additions.
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>>323044643
That's limited to just the JJBA series though.
This spans across generations worth of video games.

I think that anon was meaning, there is nothing that yet compares to the level of fanservice to video games itself that Smash does.
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>>323038131
>>323038170
>>323038194
>>323041669
>>323041792
>>323042547
>>323043136
>>323043453
>>323044886
how can you faggots be so obsessed with bayonetta? jesus fucking christ, you weeb fucks
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>>323046314
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>>323046314
Well, lots of people think Bayo 2 is not only an amazing game, but the best of all time in its genre. Great games are loved, sometimes a little bit too much.
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Based Kamiya
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>>323044735
so gross
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>>323048350
ITT faggotry.
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>>323043820
Was that the webm of her being plowed with her head being held down
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>>323048350
>using a heartseeker vayne avatar to call bayonettas sexualization gross
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>>323048350
I don't even know what is the problem with people like that.

my gf likes bayo (or at least when I play because it's too "chaotic" for her) and her posh attitude, even while watching her smash video she said:

>She is really bad-ass

For what I read on the internet I was under the impression that all white girls hated bayo, guess it only affects the fat ugly ones
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>>323048350
>All these cootiefags
Fucking pathetic.
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>>323048918
I just noticed that
holy shit im laffan
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>>323038131
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>>323049129
>Shovel Knight
>Even a possibility
I don't get this meme, the game wasn't even released in Japan.
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>>323042547
>Short hair
>Shitty
Yeah it's pretty shit taste you have there.
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>>323048941
when I blow my load over Bayonetta I either hear "what" or "she isn't even that hot"
the latter pisses me off the most because I really fucking like the game, but since it's a female I obviously only like her looks
she's also really hot so they're wrong on both parts
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>>323048850
No, she was fucked doggystyle, but the animation was almost as bad as the one you mentioned
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>>323038131
Really?
I must've missed the 100000000000 threads since then
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>>323038131
She may be in Mario Maker before Daisy.
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>>323049709
Yes, she is hot and she is badass.
She does have spider-like proportions, but I'm not a fucking delusional idiot, I know her proportions are off, I don't expect women to have weird ass legs like that.
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>>323046314
bayonetta is a great game
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>>323049901
>I know her proportions are off
holy shit every time someone points it out I feel like no shit sherlock I never would've seen that
But I realized that the people that think Bayo is gross or whatever are the same people that are afraid of skin in general and are always uncomfortable around bitches in t-shirts because they show too much skin
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>>323049709
>Bayonetta is really hot

You landed on your head when you were a child, didn't you?
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>>323050270
Bayonetta isn't even a good game, never mind a great one.
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>>323049901
The actual shape of her legs and body is pretty normal, but she's like stretched out to the length of a fashion concept model.
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>>323046314
Still pretty bummed about Wonder Red not making it in, but she IS the best character I can imagine, other than my main man himself.
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>>323050574
its at the top of the genre with DMC and ninja gaiden retard
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>>323050609
She is a better fashion model than Lighting and that one is already doing Louis Vuitton
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>>323050801
Well trophies can be a great start pit and mac both had them then bam their characters.
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>>323038131
I voted for Ryu when I first saw the ballots open

Afterwards I considered voting for Corrin but decided on Snake instead

I'm satisfied though.
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>tfw I got my hands on a copy of Bayonetta 1 just to build up hype.
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>>323050868
Nah. It's pretty shit. It feels like a 3D beat-em-up with less depth than a fucking God of War game, despite having a laundry list of potential combos, combos that more or less don't do anything distinguishing from each other. Every battle plays out the same. Go into witch time, do a launcher, hit em a bit, repeat.

Hell, I have more fun with DmC than I did with Bayonetta. At least with DmC, I was having enough fun that I finished it, whereas with Bayonetta, I haven't even been motivated to continue past the first major boss.
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>>323049515
To be fair, America will never see FE6 either. No, Shovel Knight is not as relevant to Nintendo as Roy and FE so it wouldn't happen, but my point stands; Sakurai has forced a foreigner on us before.
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>>323048350
I got inspired
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>>323051443
And the female
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>>323051323
>Hell, I have more fun with DmC than I did with Bayonetta
you're retarded so you aren't capable of judging anything
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>>323051601
"Fun" doesn't constitute how many times you pause mid-combo to fap.
THAT is why people play Bayonetta.
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>Cloud, Bayonetta and Ryu got into Smash before Bomberman
>We'll never get another Bomberman game again
Fuck Konami
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>>323051849
you enjoyed dmc everything you say is worthless now
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>>323051947
Not that same anon, I personally prefer Ninja Gaiden and fighting games for combos.
Bayonetta is Kamiya's Fetishes the game.
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>>323052071
its also a good game
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>>323051849

I like Bayonetta and I'm not in the slightest bit attracted to her. It's a good game.
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>>323051601
>>323051880
Sorry if I have an opinion? Bayonetta is just far too shallow for me. It has no learning curve and takes very little skill.

At least Platinum got better with W101. I'd rather play that a hundred times before even finishing Bayo. Maybe the sequel is better, but I have no motivation to give it a chance.
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>>323052071
Psst, anon.
Ninja Gaiden is Oatmeals gore-fetish: the game
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>>323052252
>Sorry if I have an opinion?
I forgive you
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>>323052148
>>323052180
I don't doubt it, I'm just pissed that ever since the Smash Direct all the bayofags starting crawling out of the framework blabbering abput "muh best CUHRAYZEE ACTION GAME EVAR"
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>>323048350
>rob_jewitt
oy vey
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>>323052252
>Sorry if I have an opinion?
Everyone makes mistakes anon, it's okay.
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>>323051103
I'm not going to get any hopes for him, since Nintendo refuses to ever acknowledge The Wonderful 101 even exists, even though it's the best game they've published in a very long time.
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You know what I hate the most? Nintenbabby manchildren who only want cartoony characters.

Do you faggots have some milk to drink? Fuck off and drink it
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>>323051323
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A character got into your children party game. Get over it autist.
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>>323051418
No, Roy and Lucas are not foreigners as far as Sakurai is concerned.

You fellows who claim that US indies have any chance because of those two seem not to understand just how ethnocentrist Japan truly is.
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>>323052849
Yeah, this did occur to me. It IS a japanese game after all.
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>>323052390
Fuck off with your manlet shit
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>>323046314
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>>323052617
Is Layton cartoony to you? Honest question, I felt him and Isaac would've been more appropriate than Kamui (I hate Corrin as a name, sounds like corn) and Cloud.
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>>323038131

I'm still smiling that this happened
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>>323052390
nah, the camera is really shit and its level design seems more geared towards the DS than the Wii U
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>>323053272
those two are shit. cloud kamui much better than manchild-fucks
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>>323048350
>Take away most her sexual innuendo dialog
>Make her wicked waves take from only her sleeves and about half her legs
>People still complain

There's literally nothing left about her that's offensive in smash. And the Fuck is that guy talking about "jiggling boobs and upskirts"?
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>>323053020
>>323053483
Don't really care what your opinion on the game is, it made feel like a child again with so much to find, and challenged me like no other game has before. It's fantastic.
Cheers.
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>>323038131
> No Snake
> No Inklings
> No Andy or Sami
> No Elma with Doll final smash
> No Hades
> No Wind Waker Ganon

This Ballot was ass.
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>>323053684
The tweets are actually from around Bayo 2's release, not the Smash announcement.

But of course, most of those people have probably never played the game anyway.
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>>323053864
>Konami wants to kill all its video games, Snake isn't coming back
>Saved for Smash 5
>Saved for Smash 5
>Saved for Smash 5
>Unless Sakurai is directing 5, probably will only be a stage boss
>Toon Ganon would cause extreme amounts of asshurt regardless of him being a cool choice
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>>323042020
So Wii U guy is like 12 feet tall in that image
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>>323054090
the first tweet literally mentions smash
how dense are you people
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>>323054090

Sometimes, I feel like devs should hide the sexual themes behide a difficulity barrier.

Like, play on hard mode, get tits and ass half way through the game, play on easy/casual, get none of that.

casuals didn't even learn about the bayo rape thing till months later and by then the drama behind the game had died down
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>>323054431
Notice how none of the other ones do. That one tweet is from her Smash announcement, the others are from Bayo 2's release. It's supposed to make it look like they're reacting to her being in Smash. They're not.
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>>323054693
Looks like I'm the dense one. I don't care though
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>>323053860
Don't mind shitposters anon. The Wonderful 101 is literally the God Hand of gen 8. Your enjoyment of the game directly correlates to how good you are at it, surprise /v/ is full of fucking casuals who can't git gud.
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>>323054874
Meh, simple miscommunication.

What matters is, other people are dumb.
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>>323054895
I politely disagree a little.
I'm shit at W101 but I still love it, although you are probably right, maybe I would enjoy it even more if I was good
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Is there any character who has created more salt in the video game industry as Bayo?

>Pisses off SJWs
>Pisses of people who didn't want her in smash
>Pisses off people cause her sequel was a wii u exclusive
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>>323054895
The difference is you most likely have the drive to git gud. Most people fucking give up if anything is remotely challenging.
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>>323054895

I dunno man 90% of my ranks were silver or worse and I still enjoyed it.
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>>323055337
Whoops meant for

>>323055061
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>>323055337
That's true, I'm in the same page as this guy>>323055447

But my drive right now is at least not have my collection full of consolation prizes
And also learn to kill those fucking equivalents of glorious and gracious as well as the crab without taking half an hour
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> Nobody bought Bayonetta 2
> Everybody voted Bayonetta

I still don't know how this can go together.
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>>323055709

>gracious and glorious
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>>323055846
Vocal minority that kept voting for Bayo over and over.
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>>323055054
> person says something rude
> another person replies civilly
> first person admits mistake
> second person is amiable again

Where the bloody hell am I?
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>>323055846
Nintendo lied.
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>>323057618
the power of butts and tiddies anon
don't forget
through dick
unity
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>>323038131
I'd smash.
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>>323038131
>She's in Smash
Not if I don't buy her.

Also, looks like they fixed her terrible proportions.
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>>323059669
you better don't play online then
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>>323059669
Out of the three newcomers she is the most interesting fighter though. And I don't give a shit about the Bayonetta series.
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>>323058336
why would they lie if their goal is to make the most money possible off the DLC
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>>323055846
>Bayonetta 1 exclusive to ps3
>Bayonetta 2 exclusive to WiiU
>fans get told to buy a WiiU or fuck right off
>Sm4sh on 3ds
There's your reason.
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>>323060239
>Bayonetta exclusive to PS3
nigga oh no!
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>>323060146
Bayonetta isn't a moneymaker. I bet Cloud and Kamui are getting more downloads than Bayonetta.
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>>323060239
>PS3 exclusive
I wouldn't have posted if this wasn't the only version of Bayonetta 1 I've ever seen.
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>>323060464
God fucking damn it thats 3 fucking times this afternoon.
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>>323060239
>>323060391
>>323060464
Ah, my mistake. My statement still holds true. If anything, it strengthens my argument
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>>323060557
She really looks like a dragqueen.
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SJWs need to be triggered 24/7 so they can understand what real pain is.
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>>323038131

I don't think Bayo is tall enough in Smash bros.
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>>323059947
>being german
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>>323061080
>namefagging
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>>323043264
it's to be expected. Wii U is objectively the most shit 8th gen system, yet it has many many fanboys on 4chan and other sites that are drawfags, so Wii U gamers are depicted as strong, handsome and normal. Wii-U tan is drawn to be the hottest girl of the entire bunch and gets the most art.
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>>323063090
>Wii U is objectively the most shit 8th gen system
No it isn't.
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>>323063090
>it's to be expected. Wii U is objectively the most shit 8th gen system

That would be the XBone. There's literally no reason to own one.
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>>323038131
And I still can't fucking believe that. And I voted for her!
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>>323063090
Assuming you have a PC, the Wii U is the best console
if you don't have a PC, the PS4 is probably a better choice
the xbone only exists as a Halo machine as far as I can tell
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>>323043742
>not being able to realize blatant false flagging and ironic shitposting

This is an actual sign of autism, not being able to properly read social situations
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>>323063090
>Wii U is objectively the most shit 8th gen system
It's objectively by far the best if you have a decent PC.
Even if you don't, most games you'd miss are western AAA trash.
This year is looking better for PS4 though, but Xbone is just hopeless
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>>323063090
Sure is biting today
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>>323038131
She better be kid-tier at best. I hate it when people say "I hope Bayonetta is more powerful than Sheik" they don't fucking introducing a stronger character to remove the problem doesn't fix it, it just makes another problem
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>>323049709
Bayonetta is super cool and I love her, but I do admit that her proportions are ridiculous and I don't find her sexy.
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>>323048350
>All those guys

How can you be this castrated?
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>>323048350
This shit belongs in a cringe thread. Because most of these tweets make me cringe.
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>>323054335
Who the hell are andy, sami or elma.
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>>323063373
tongue not subtle enough
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>>323063373
Is not the shittiest just because all 8th gen consoles are shit.
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>>323064517
You forgot the frames where you entered the thread, clicked reply and uploaded this retarded pic
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>>323064517
I'm glad to have piqued your interest, anon!
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Did W101 have a bloody palace type of mode? I just want to play it without all the bullshit segments they crammed into the main game. It's such a shame that they make that fantastic combat but force you to go through a ton of other shit to enjoy it.
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Bayonetta got in the game before your favorite Nintendo character, HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL????
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>>323069059
That's not nice anon. Please stop being so mean trying to get people angry
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>>323069059
Terrible. Month of hype and hope for this.
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>>323038131
Great, more women in Smash, just what we need except no not really.
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>>323069059
Bayo was in my "would love to have her in but will never ever happen" category

So Im feeling pretty good
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>>323070372
>Bayo was in my "would love to have her in but will never ever happen" category
You and me both man.
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>>323070372
>releases hair
>disappears instantly
Quality.
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>>323070295
>Caring about gender
wew lad
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>>323070372
Even back when it was a new 360/PS3 game I was thinking "fuck imagine her in smash bros"
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>>323071238
A woman is temple built upon a sewer, as my grandfather use to say, they are shit,
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>>323069059
Lucas returned
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>>323071398
Damn your grandfather sounds cool as fuck
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Enjoy her addition, Bayonettafags. That's the last you will see from her.
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>>323071758
>implying bayo 3 wont be a huge hit after everyone knows bayo from smash

stay salty faggot
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>>323048350
>implying based Kamiya gives a fuck whether Bayonetta is feminist or not
He would block you if you actually asked him that stupid question
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>>323072265
Like the new Ice Climbers game was?
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>>323071758
>NEW FOR THE NINTENDO NEXUS, BAYONETTA 3, BAYONETTA 4 AND BAYONETTA SLAM YOUR COCK IN A CAR DOOR
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>>323070295
I'm no waifufag but I do think it's neat how many females are in this game in comparison to previous games.
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Has a single game ever created so much salt years after its release? I don't even think the GTA V pc port had this much butthurt
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>>323073383
Yes
Because it use to have standards.
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Now that's what I call armpit hair.
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>>323071659
Mean old bastard but he made me realize how utterly awful women are by default.
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>>323074289
You keep telling yourself that, men aren't any better.
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>>323074409
History is made by men being men and fucking women. They built empires, created industry, wrote epics, women just piggyback off men and have to gumption to say they're equal despite being fragile as shit, physically and emotionally.
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>>323073383
>Fem-Villager
Muh Waifu
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>>323075117
Waifufaggot.
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>>323074972
But just because men did those thing, it doesn't mean that you will do similar things or that I will do similar things
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The amount of saltiness Bayonetta created this gen will be remembered forever.

>People are still mad at Bayo 2 being on Wii U
>People still mad at Bayo in Smash
>Console warriors mad at Platinum because they made three Wii U exclusives plus a godly port
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>>323075250
Well maybe if you fucking tried for once you can leave a positive legacy that your descendants can go 'my ancestor did that' with pride.
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>>323048350
huge internet controversy
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>>323075531
This is all just bait right? Nothing that you've been saying was actually serious yeah?
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>>323063806
>false flagging
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>>323075531
And as we both know, we are not going to do any of that, instead both you and I will just spend our time arguing about useless stuff in 4chan
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>>323075861
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>>323075528
I ain't even mad at all anon. Though I was initially surprised the sequel was Wii U exclusive.
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>>323076036
Based Kamiya
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>>323075528
Where the fuck are my doujins Japan
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>>323076368
>Japs not being scared of a woman with actual character

Enjoy your shipgirls being raped by faceless fat men
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>>323075528
> Console warriors mad at Platinum because they made three Wii U exclusives plus a godly port

And all of them are flops. It's laughable how the attempt to colaborate with third parties didn't produce a single success for Nintendo.

Revelations FE is a shelf warmer, Pokken is getting removed from arcades because nobody wants to play it. Starfox Zero was doomed the moment they showed gameplay.
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>>323075883
Bottom line is that women suck and are only good for breeding, and giving them any recognition beyond that is filthy lies, political correctness, and propaganda on par with islam is a religion of peace.
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>>323068127
Yes, it's called Operation 101.
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>>323076606
It was removed from *one* arcade.
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>>323076368
nobody in Japan played Bayonetta
it's basically a western game
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>>323076606
source on the pokken one?
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>>323076606
>Pokken is getting removed from arcades
one faulty machine, get your facts right
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>>323073383
It's sad because they're still missing more. Zelda itself has Tetra and Impa who are oddly missing. Dixie could have been added too. Lip would be a cool retro rep. Ashley, Elma, Viridi and Isabelle would be nice too.
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>>323076606
Do you even know what games platinum made?

>>323076887
It's still popular anon, it was pulled from one arcade however.
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>>323076594
You say actual character I say cunt.
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Can't wait for her amiibo.
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>>323076594
That's fine. As long as it's not niggers.
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>>323077047
Being a cunt is a character
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>>323077242
Not one anyone wants to have to endure.
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>>323051323
I want to call anon a faggot, all the 4chin peer pressure is telling me to

But i had the exact same experience.
DmC dante is a faggot but fuck, i was having fun with it.

I also love the God of War series
Maybe /v/ is just particularly snobby with their action games, its a hipster thing
this site is full of them
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>>323076989
> Do you even know what games platinum made?
Bayonetta 2 -Boycott edition, 101 Flops and Starfox Zero out of ten.
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>>323038131
>We will never get to do Snake vs Bayonetta
>No Bayonetta codec calls
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>>323077759
Let me sum up a bayonetta codec call
lol sex joke lol sex joke sex joke sex joke lol sex reference to MGS.
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>>323076643
So do you like, hate your mother? Grandmother? Sister's if you have them?
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>>323077942
Uh, I imagine it being more Otacon shitting his pants in excitement.
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>>323078084
Worse. I have to work with women.
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>>323078172
That isn't what I asked.
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>>323078247
To answer your question, yes.
Because they were awful people who got away being awful by being women and thus somehow justified in being awful.
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>>323077942
more like Otacon nosebleeding and Snake being unable to understand it because he's homo as hell
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>>323078402
How were they awful?
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>>323077942
Yeah, now imagine a Bayonetta Palutena's guidance. Thank the fucking lord we aren't getting that.
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>>323078559
I'm not here to give you my fucking life story here, dipshit.
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>>323076606
Mad as fuck.
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>>323078725
Why not? You already spent a good amount of time sharing your hateful beliefs. Can you really not sum up why you think they're awful in a few sentences?
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>>323078849
"Hateful beliefs" fuck off back to tumblr, or neogaf, or whatever new cesspit the internet generation and their inability to take fucking reality like a goddamn man spawned.
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>>323077759
I still miss the fact that Banjo And Kazooie will never be a thing, and Gruntilda won't rhyme and taunt every fighter.
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>>323078809
Just pointing out the obvious. I'm not buying any ot those either way, except maybe FE.
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>>323069059
Nah nigga

Luigi the best
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>>323078664
>imagine a Bayonetta Palutena's guidance.
her reveal trailer is pretty much that, tho
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>>323063090
There's almost no reason at all to own an Xbone. Wii U at least has good exclusives.
What does Xbone have? Scalebound next year?
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>>323069059
Monster hunter is never making it in as a proper character anyway, who cares
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>>323079041
You're saying someone is automatically a bad person just because they are born with an XX chromosome. That's pretty ignorant.
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>>323079621
In all honesty I prefer the costume.
Making an actual character would be somewhat awkward.
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>>323079998
This, MonHun armor is cool but its bulky, ugly, and clips constantly. It'd be like giving Cloud's moveset to a Megazord.
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>>323079641
I'll stop being harsh when they start getting a clue.
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>>323043742
That shit was weird. No one gave a shit about Bayonetta until she became Wii U exclusive, then fan boys come out of the wazoo crying like bitches and throwing tantrums. It's like watching a neglectful ex boyfriend see their girlfriend move on to a better one then suddenly miss her.
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>>323079641
He's putting too much effort into his trolling. He may be serious. Let him rot in his own ignorance before he kills himself as a result of his shitty bitter life with a fear of XX chromosomes and everything that is different and unknown to him and lack of a cute girlfriend. But seriously, just stop replying to that poor bitter asshole.
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>>323038131
Ha, YOU WISH! And Idolmaster and Love Live and Vocaloid is in, too.
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>>323038131
MOON RIVER~
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>>323080837
wider than a mile
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>>323080689
Don't trust the cute ones, they're the worse.
The ugly ones aren't much better but the cute ones can get away with murder more easily and thus can do more to fuck you over.
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>>323080389
>MonHun armor is cool but its bulky, ugly, and clips constantly.
I was talking about the move representation rather than the look anon.
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>>323075528
Does Pit want Bayonetta to do lewd things?
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>>323052330
They were doing that before.
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>>323080931
I'M CROSSING YOU WITH STYLE SOMEDAY~
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>>323081286
Oh dream maker, you heart breaker
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>>323080982
That too, they'd have to somehow include every weapon like Link, and the G/LS and IG would likely be OP or useless..
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>>323080982
How so? there is more that enough material to make it a faithful character, special could be the bow and bowguns, smashes could be the heavy weapons like the GS and Hammer recovery could be the IG etc..
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>>323081286
TODAY IS THAT DAY!
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>>323043742
>even to this day

Keep thinking that. It's nowhere near as touchy of a subject as Bloodborne is.
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>>323082049
Everything is a touchy subject with you people
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>>323081831
Because each weapon has enough to make an adequate moveset in Smash. To make it a fair representation of it they'd have to make the character function differently with each costume.
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>>323042020
How fucking tall is this guy? Bayonetta herself is like 6' 7"
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>>323082375
Don't you know?
Owning a Wii U makes you grow to giant sizes.
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>>323065590
Advance wars and Xenoblade X
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I have no qualms against any Sm4sh DLC character.
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I will personally cleanse the Corn scum from FG.
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>>323080932
I think your advice won't be of any use to me because I'm a heterosexual, I'm not interested in girls in THAT way. Except for Bayonetta, of course. I'd go lesbian for her.
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>>323082049

Are you really that deluded that you think that people really want Bloodborne?
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>>323083868
Fucking women, always have to make it known that they're women like its fucking special.
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>>323084106
Thanks for proving his point.
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>>323048350
> human sexuality is gross

What the fuck happened to progressives.
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>>323084106
Apparently 5x more people wanted Bloodborne than Bayonetta 2.
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>>323084450
Human sexuality is disgusting, it robs reason and forethought and makes us crave disgusting things that are detrimental towards our health
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>>323084325

???
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>>323084673
kek
despite overwhelming evidence that a healthy sex life is good for one's health

even masturbation is beneficial
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>>323084852
Evidence can be easily forged to construct a narrative.
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>>323084496

Not even sonyponies want Bloodborne, but its the only thing in their "console"
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>>323069059
Feels dissapointing, man.
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Why is the render this sexualized? not even subtle
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>>323085502
Because the Wii U isn't selling enough.
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>>323084293
No, I don't think it's special. Shut up, it's your fault for assuming everyone here is male by default and hating women at the same time.
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i'd smash her

HEYOOO
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>>323085825
truly the dreamcast of its era
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>>323085907
Literally the first post beat you to it.
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>>323087072
Except the Dreamcast had shitty software sales too.
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>>323081831
>>323080982
if anything, the cat from monhun will be in first. (the cute ones)
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>>323049523
I need more of these.
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>>323051418
Because it's a japanese game. It's not foreign to it's home.
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>>323089371
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Next month, boys!!
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>>323090792
I fucking want this as a poster so bad.

To bad cloud's was shit.
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