I literally didn't think it was going to happen when I voted for her.
> mfw her amiibo will be with shitty short hair
>not carying about consoles = autistic
you're definitely remembering wrong, but it looks like they've made her proportions smaller so that she isn't Ridley huge compared to the other fighters
>bayonetta on bottom
you straights are so delicate
>he doesn't remember the tears when bayo 2 was announced Wii U exclusive
so, so many tears even to this day
P R O B L E M A T I C
R E P R E S E N T A T I O N
That's limited to just the JJBA series though.
This spans across generations worth of video games.
I think that anon was meaning, there is nothing that yet compares to the level of fanservice to video games itself that Smash does.
how can you faggots be so obsessed with bayonetta? jesus fucking christ, you weeb fucks
I don't even know what is the problem with people like that.
my gf likes bayo (or at least when I play because it's too "chaotic" for her) and her posh attitude, even while watching her smash video she said:
>She is really bad-ass
For what I read on the internet I was under the impression that all white girls hated bayo, guess it only affects the fat ugly ones
when I blow my load over Bayonetta I either hear "what" or "she isn't even that hot"
the latter pisses me off the most because I really fucking like the game, but since it's a female I obviously only like her looks
she's also really hot so they're wrong on both parts
Yes, she is hot and she is badass.
She does have spider-like proportions, but I'm not a fucking delusional idiot, I know her proportions are off, I don't expect women to have weird ass legs like that.
bayonetta is a great game
>I know her proportions are off
holy shit every time someone points it out I feel like no shit sherlock I never would've seen that
But I realized that the people that think Bayo is gross or whatever are the same people that are afraid of skin in general and are always uncomfortable around bitches in t-shirts because they show too much skin
>Bayonetta is really hot
You landed on your head when you were a child, didn't you?
Bayonetta isn't even a good game, never mind a great one.
Still pretty bummed about Wonder Red not making it in, but she IS the best character I can imagine, other than my main man himself.
its at the top of the genre with DMC and ninja gaiden retard
Nah. It's pretty shit. It feels like a 3D beat-em-up with less depth than a fucking God of War game, despite having a laundry list of potential combos, combos that more or less don't do anything distinguishing from each other. Every battle plays out the same. Go into witch time, do a launcher, hit em a bit, repeat.
Hell, I have more fun with DmC than I did with Bayonetta. At least with DmC, I was having enough fun that I finished it, whereas with Bayonetta, I haven't even been motivated to continue past the first major boss.
To be fair, America will never see FE6 either. No, Shovel Knight is not as relevant to Nintendo as Roy and FE so it wouldn't happen, but my point stands; Sakurai has forced a foreigner on us before.
>Hell, I have more fun with DmC than I did with Bayonetta
you're retarded so you aren't capable of judging anything
"Fun" doesn't constitute how many times you pause mid-combo to fap.
THAT is why people play Bayonetta.
>Cloud, Bayonetta and Ryu got into Smash before Bomberman
>We'll never get another Bomberman game again
you enjoyed dmc everything you say is worthless now
Sorry if I have an opinion? Bayonetta is just far too shallow for me. It has no learning curve and takes very little skill.
At least Platinum got better with W101. I'd rather play that a hundred times before even finishing Bayo. Maybe the sequel is better, but I have no motivation to give it a chance.
Ninja Gaiden is Oatmeals gore-fetish: the game
I don't doubt it, I'm just pissed that ever since the Smash Direct all the bayofags starting crawling out of the framework blabbering abput "muh best CUHRAYZEE ACTION GAME EVAR"
I'm not going to get any hopes for him, since Nintendo refuses to ever acknowledge The Wonderful 101 even exists, even though it's the best game they've published in a very long time.
No, Roy and Lucas are not foreigners as far as Sakurai is concerned.
You fellows who claim that US indies have any chance because of those two seem not to understand just how ethnocentrist Japan truly is.
I'm still smiling that this happened
>Take away most her sexual innuendo dialog
>Make her wicked waves take from only her sleeves and about half her legs
>People still complain
There's literally nothing left about her that's offensive in smash. And the Fuck is that guy talking about "jiggling boobs and upskirts"?
Don't really care what your opinion on the game is, it made feel like a child again with so much to find, and challenged me like no other game has before. It's fantastic.
>Konami wants to kill all its video games, Snake isn't coming back
>Saved for Smash 5
>Saved for Smash 5
>Saved for Smash 5
>Unless Sakurai is directing 5, probably will only be a stage boss
>Toon Ganon would cause extreme amounts of asshurt regardless of him being a cool choice
the first tweet literally mentions smash
how dense are you people
Sometimes, I feel like devs should hide the sexual themes behide a difficulity barrier.
Like, play on hard mode, get tits and ass half way through the game, play on easy/casual, get none of that.
casuals didn't even learn about the bayo rape thing till months later and by then the drama behind the game had died down
Notice how none of the other ones do. That one tweet is from her Smash announcement, the others are from Bayo 2's release. It's supposed to make it look like they're reacting to her being in Smash. They're not.
Looks like I'm the dense one. I don't care though
Don't mind shitposters anon. The Wonderful 101 is literally the God Hand of gen 8. Your enjoyment of the game directly correlates to how good you are at it, surprise /v/ is full of fucking casuals who can't git gud.
Is there any character who has created more salt in the video game industry as Bayo?
>Pisses off SJWs
>Pisses of people who didn't want her in smash
>Pisses off people cause her sequel was a wii u exclusive
That's true, I'm in the same page as this guy>>323055447
But my drive right now is at least not have my collection full of consolation prizes
And also learn to kill those fucking equivalents of glorious and gracious as well as the crab without taking half an hour
> person says something rude
> another person replies civilly
> first person admits mistake
> second person is amiable again
Where the bloody hell am I?
the power of butts and tiddies anon
God fucking damn it thats 3 fucking times this afternoon.
it's to be expected. Wii U is objectively the most shit 8th gen system, yet it has many many fanboys on 4chan and other sites that are drawfags, so Wii U gamers are depicted as strong, handsome and normal. Wii-U tan is drawn to be the hottest girl of the entire bunch and gets the most art.
>Wii U is objectively the most shit 8th gen system
No it isn't.
>Wii U is objectively the most shit 8th gen system
It's objectively by far the best if you have a decent PC.
Even if you don't, most games you'd miss are western AAA trash.
This year is looking better for PS4 though, but Xbone is just hopeless
She better be kid-tier at best. I hate it when people say "I hope Bayonetta is more powerful than Sheik" they don't fucking introducing a stronger character to remove the problem doesn't fix it, it just makes another problem
I'm glad to have piqued your interest, anon!
Did W101 have a bloody palace type of mode? I just want to play it without all the bullshit segments they crammed into the main game. It's such a shame that they make that fantastic combat but force you to go through a ton of other shit to enjoy it.
Bayonetta got in the game before your favorite Nintendo character, HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL????
That's not nice anon. Please stop being so mean trying to get people angry
Bayo was in my "would love to have her in but will never ever happen" category
So Im feeling pretty good
I'm no waifufag but I do think it's neat how many females are in this game in comparison to previous games.
Has a single game ever created so much salt years after its release? I don't even think the GTA V pc port had this much butthurt
History is made by men being men and fucking women. They built empires, created industry, wrote epics, women just piggyback off men and have to gumption to say they're equal despite being fragile as shit, physically and emotionally.
The amount of saltiness Bayonetta created this gen will be remembered forever.
>People are still mad at Bayo 2 being on Wii U
>People still mad at Bayo in Smash
>Console warriors mad at Platinum because they made three Wii U exclusives plus a godly port
> Console warriors mad at Platinum because they made three Wii U exclusives plus a godly port
And all of them are flops. It's laughable how the attempt to colaborate with third parties didn't produce a single success for Nintendo.
Revelations FE is a shelf warmer, Pokken is getting removed from arcades because nobody wants to play it. Starfox Zero was doomed the moment they showed gameplay.
Bottom line is that women suck and are only good for breeding, and giving them any recognition beyond that is filthy lies, political correctness, and propaganda on par with islam is a religion of peace.
It's sad because they're still missing more. Zelda itself has Tetra and Impa who are oddly missing. Dixie could have been added too. Lip would be a cool retro rep. Ashley, Elma, Viridi and Isabelle would be nice too.
I want to call anon a faggot, all the 4chin peer pressure is telling me to
But i had the exact same experience.
DmC dante is a faggot but fuck, i was having fun with it.
I also love the God of War series
Maybe /v/ is just particularly snobby with their action games, its a hipster thing
this site is full of them
Luigi the best
There's almost no reason at all to own an Xbone. Wii U at least has good exclusives.
What does Xbone have? Scalebound next year?
Monster hunter is never making it in as a proper character anyway, who cares
That shit was weird. No one gave a shit about Bayonetta until she became Wii U exclusive, then fan boys come out of the wazoo crying like bitches and throwing tantrums. It's like watching a neglectful ex boyfriend see their girlfriend move on to a better one then suddenly miss her.
He's putting too much effort into his trolling. He may be serious. Let him rot in his own ignorance before he kills himself as a result of his shitty bitter life with a fear of XX chromosomes and everything that is different and unknown to him and lack of a cute girlfriend. But seriously, just stop replying to that poor bitter asshole.
How so? there is more that enough material to make it a faithful character, special could be the bow and bowguns, smashes could be the heavy weapons like the GS and Hammer recovery could be the IG etc..
Because each weapon has enough to make an adequate moveset in Smash. To make it a fair representation of it they'd have to make the character function differently with each costume.
I have no qualms against any Sm4sh DLC character.
Why is the render this sexualized? not even subtle
I need more of these.