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How were you supposed to know that you had to jump in the paintings?
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>>323034712
talk to toad.
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>>323034809
/thread
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>>323034809
Whaaaaat?
I tried that repeatedly but nothing happened.
Woooooooow.
This game's bugged.
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>walk up to painting
>it starts rippling
>hmm surely this means something

Kids back then weren't as braindead as kids today.
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How were you supposed to know to go into the castle?
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>>323034712
>purposely long-jumping into literally fucking everything

that's how.
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>>323036496
the princess letter tells you
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>>323035596
this
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>>323036684
How were you supposed to know it wasn't a forgery?
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>>323036812
why would you assume it was?
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>>323036868
Because Bowser had taken over the entire fucking castle?
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>>323036936
but you wouldn't know that prior to entering the castle
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>>323034809
How were you supposed to know to talk to Toad?
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>>323037024
Toad talks to you in Super Mario Bros.

That's the one thing you can do with him
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>>323036983
It's the premise of the entire game, are you retarded?
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>>323037159
Are you? The game starts with a letter "come in the castle for cake"

You go in the castle and find out that Bowser's there

How would you think it's a forgery before entering the castle and realizing bowser's there?
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How were you supposed to know to jump in the paintings?
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>>323034712
A finger up your ass.
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>>323037334
because blue mario jumps in too
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>big freaking room with steps up to a stage and the only thing of interest is the painting.
>naturally walk up to it and it reacts
>Mario can jump
>Jump at it
Tadaaaaaa
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How were you supposed to know that you had to enter in the paintings?
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They tell you in the strategy guide
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How were you supposed to know to throw King Bombomb in place rather than off the mountain?
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>>323037826
Trial and error, my millenial friend. Something absent from modern games and replaced by constant hand holding.
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>>323037826
you'd have to walk a long distance to get to the edge, and you move real slow.
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How were you supposed to know to go down the pipe? You couldn't go down the first pipe. Why try the others?
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>>323037826
Cause he literally tells you your not meant to do that
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>>323038286
because the second level is entirely underground and shows you going into a pipe

naturally, other pipes might be usable
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>>323034712
Better?
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How were you supposed to know that there were two stars in this stage?

I didn't actually think this one is defensible
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>>323038449
So it's something to do with this painting...
I'm pressing F to pay my respects but it isn't working.
This game is dumb.
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>>323037159
> tfw he finally shut the fuck up
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How were you supposed to know to move the joystik to walk?
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What does Mario say at the beginning of a level?

Sounds like "Las Teggle" or something.
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>>323038584
Get lucky to get the correct time, and then see the block and then want to go back to see what the block is all about.

If you didn't get the correct time to get the star, then you wouldn't know.
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How were you supposed to know jumping in the clock at the exact speed changed the speed of the level?

Or Jumping a certain height into the painting changes the water level?
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>>323038837
>>323037234

Was off doing other things faglords.

It tells you in the manual that Bowser's taken over. Yup, you are retarded.
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>>323038963
If you read the manual saying that, why would you skip the part that tells you how to play the game, including getting in the castle and going into paintings?
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>>323038879
He says 'let's pick go!', to inspire the player to go forth into a new world, so to speak.
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>>323038879
>Let's Pickle!
>Mexico!
>Texaco!
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>>323039036
There's nothing about that in the manual.
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How were you supposed to know to breathe?
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How were you supposed to know to wait on this block to get the warp whistle besides watching the Wizard?

How did the kid in the Wizard know first try without ever seeing the game before?
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>>323039036
>still taking the bait
not him but woooooooooooow
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>>323039242
Yeah it does
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>>323034712
I know this is a joke but I bet kids today would have trouble figuring this out.
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>>323039643
no they wouldn't

kids who have been exposed to extreme handholding would, however

don't blame kids when devs are treating them like retards
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>>323038584
I was 10 and I got it, you mongoloid. Just play it enough.
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>>323034712
After playing Sonic Jam, I thought the over world was all there was. When I jamp in the paintings my mind was blown.
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>>323039496
>resorting to photoshop to prove me wrong.

Bravo, reddit.
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>>323034712
How can you morons not remember that the very second you actually stepped INSIDE the castle, a short 3 page menu popped up with white letters explaining to find stars and go into the painting. It even ended the text with an audible bowser laugh and short keynote.
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How were you supposed to know Yoshi is on the roof?
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Am I the only one?
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>>323036936
Autism alert.
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>>323039863
Prove it's photoshop
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Because during your initial HOLY FUCK I'M PLAYING A 3D VIDEO GAME phase, you were probably jumping around like crazy and accidentally bumped into one. Inb4 everyone on this board was -3 years old when this game came out
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>>323034712
The Snowman's Land painting was harder to figure out.
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>>323037334
that M looks like a man fucking another man in the ass
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>>323040056
I've seen enough shoops in my life to spot shooped pixels from a mile away.
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>>323040179
That's not proof
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>>323040213
Why should I provide proof?
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>>323040213
Your defensive attitude after being caught in your lie is proof enough.
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>>323040313
How else are we supposed to believe it is a shop?
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>>323040058
But I was 3 when it came out. I didn't play it until I was 6. The only thing I never figured out was the clock and Wet Dry World. I finished all of Tall Tall Mountain and that gay shrinky growy stage by myself.
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>>323040364
That's not defensive, and it's not proof
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>>323040371
But you know it's a shoop already...
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>>323040496
You haven't proven it
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>>323040569
I don't need to.

You already know it's a shop.
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>>323038946
Speed? ahahha
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>>323040624
But you haven't proven it, and yes you have to
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>>323038584
There is a toad that tells you about it.
I knew a guy that was missing this one and didn't know were to look since he didn't know english.
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>>323040464
Stop being so defensive anon and just tell the truth like a big boy.
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>>323038946
A toad and a sign tell you respectively
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>>323040748
That's not what defensive means.

Prove it's a shop
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>>323034712
you read the fucking manual, you dumb illiterate faggot.

go kill yourself
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How were you supposed to read that bloody thing?
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>>323040876
It's a shoop because we can see it and you're trying to pull the wool over our eyes and being defensive about being called out about your lie. Come on anon the jig is up.
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>>323041053
That's not proof

You're using the word "Defensive" wrong

I can only type the same comment so many times
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>>323040920
>Gaming Mysteries
[lisp intesifies]
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>>323041137
And I can only tell you to stop being so defensive. The proof is that it's a shoop and you are lying. Something we can all see.
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>>323041249
Look up defensive, you haven't used the word correctly once

That last part of your comment doesn't make sense

Prove it's a shop
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>>323041354
Anon please you are being defensive. We can see how defensive you are about being told we saw through the lie of your shoop. That is proof enough.
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>>323041509
But where's the proof?

That's not what defensive means
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>>323041509
You are likely the major autistic anon I've ever seen on this board.

Just admit that you fucked up, faggot.
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push buttons instead of waiting for a "tutorial" to autoplay, you entitled mini-manlet
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>>323041539
The proof is your defensive attitude about being caught in your lie about your shoop. If it wasn't a shoop you would lie and be defensive about being caught.
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>>323036785
>>323035596
...but why?
why would anyone walk near the paintings?
I never went anywhere close to the walls so I didn't realize I could jump into the paintings until I was 21
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>>323041679
But that's not proof and the only one being defensive is you

Where's the proof?
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>>323041771
The proof is the shoop and your defensive attitude about your lie.
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>>323040061
I beat the game for the first time without knowing that world existed until the credits. Something similar happened in Super Mario world, where I didnt know how to get to the north part of the bridge. When the credits rolled, it showed the fish bone enemies from the nearby dungeon and I had to figure out the location of the secret exit.
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i'm confused
who's shooping whom
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>>323041826
The only one being defensive is you, and that's not proof

Prove it's a shop
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>>323039496
It's legit. I checked.
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>>323042048
Show proof though

I'm getting semantic satiation out of the word "proof"
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>>323042137
I ain't gotta do shit for you, poorfag w/o a complete copy of the game.
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>>323041921
If it wasn't a shoop you would not be defensive about being caught in a lie. You can see it's a shoop by looking at it and your defensive reaction.
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>>323041707
>>323034712
Its visual game design.

You walk into the room that has a big star on the door. The other rooms have stars, but toad bitches at you for not having enough thats displayed on the door. So naturally if you explore a little you find the blank star door.

The painting is the centerpiece of the room. And like this anon says, when you walk up to it it ripples like a body of water, something you jump into.
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How were you supposed to know that the paintings weren't photoshopped?
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I did this back when I was ten.

Who's the Nintenyearold now?
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>>323034712

You use your brain, or try things.

Let me guess, you have to be 'told' how to do something.
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The rooms are arranged to make the painting an object of interest, even using a staircase to establish that there is a reason to approach it. Getting near it makes the painting ripple, suggesting that the painting is something more than decoration. You jump into it, and tah-dah.
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>ITT xbots and sonyponies that never got an N64 for Christmas.
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So in Ocarina of Time are the paintings of the Mario cast actually them looking at you from Peach's castle?
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How was I supposed to know he was Mario?
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>>323042493

Yeah I got a PS1 and a PS2 - but I later got a gamecube after playing Pokemon Colosseum at a friend's house.
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>>323042562
How were you supposed to know that there were two Marios?
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You will never be this happy about anything, ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFlcqWQVVuU
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>>323042448
How was I supposed to know I had to jump over this guy?
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>>323036936
y'know anon you raised a good point here

perhaps it was the childish rebelliousness and mischievousness that really spurred most onward
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>tfw as a kid thought he was named Mario Mario and his brother was Luigi Mario
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>>323042650
>wanting to be happy

Normie detected
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>>323042759
that's actually canon from the movie.
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How was I supposed to know to put this in the console?
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>>323042673
You don't technically have to.
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>>323042836
is it really? i always just thought it made sense since they're the 'Mario brothers.' like "those Smith boys down the street" or something.
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>>323042334
You made me spit my coffee

Thanks for that
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>>323042858
should be renamed "defending Spec Ops.png" tbch
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>>323042790
i guess all americans are normals since the right to pursue happiness is in the constitution

sucks for everybody else, tho
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In Ocarina of Time, how were you supposed to know that you needed to go into the windmill to learn a song and then back in time to get an extra item to help you beat the Shadow Temple? There's an altar that says something about an eye of truth handed down in Kakariko, but you can only know that if you want there first.

People thought back then. It's called thinking outside the box. Something that I suppose is too much to expect these days.
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>>323042836
When Nintendo acquired the rights from Miyamoto Films Ltd. the Expanded Universe was rendered non-canon. The princess never invited gay Luigi over for a picnic, Mario was never missing, and there is no Weegee. L is not real.
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>>323042836
ya also canon that the mushroom kingdom is some sort of shitty dystopian future city and bowser is just dennis hopper
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>>323042673
As if the two red buttons on the controller were never ever meant to be pressed. Your willpower astonishes me.
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>>323043195
How was I supposed to know the buttons on the controller could be pressed?
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>>323034712
How were you supposed to know to go outside and develop social skills as a child instead of spending all your time in front of a screen playing stupid little video games?

;_;
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>>323042992
>le just made me spill my drink, good sir :^)

Oh shut the FUCK up imgur/reddit
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>>323043141
guy in the windmill downright tells you a person in the past played a song in his ocarina that fucked up the windmill
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>tfw i walked around the starting house when i first got pokemon red because i couldnt find the door
>tfw i try to pretend i wasnt a retarded kid
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>>323042992
shut the fuck up
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>>323043592
>>323043462
You made me spill my tea

Cheers for that
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>>323042992
Why did you spit your coffee out?
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>>323043585
It's just a square, why would anyone think it's a door if they haven't played a video game like that before
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>>323043748
It made me laugh

I had no idea it was a reference to reddit.
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>>323043959
shut up faggot
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was batman for nes the first game to feature the mechanic we call wall jumping(megaman x etc )
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>>323043959
How were you supposed to know that it was a reddit reference?
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>>323044128
Me hiciste derramar mi bebida

Gracias por eso, hombre
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>>323044128
LMAO JUST SPILLED MY COFFEE

HAVE AN UPVOTE
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>>323043585
>tfw first time I got poisoned I thought my game was broke and had my parents return it
>tfw I didn't figure out how to use pokecenters until after mt. moon
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>>323044128
LITERALLY SPRAYING COFFEE ALL OVER MY ROOM, HAVE SOME REDDIT GOLD GOOD SIR AND KEEP MEMEING THE MEMES
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>>323044290
>>323044405
I honest to god said that because I legit spilled my coffee

And I inadvertently triggered an autist
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>>323034712
i saw some kid in blockbuster do it
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>>323044490

I believe you were told to shut the fuck up more than a few times already.
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>>323044490
LMAO THANKS ANON JUST POURED COFFEE ALL OVER MY CAT SO FUNNY LMAO GOOD ONE NICE REDDIT UPVOTE YES MEMES ARE NICE
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>>323034712
>>323034809
Sad part is, today's kids wouldn't know that.
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Commercial
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>>323044635
Yeah I was, you have great observation skills.

>>323044637
Chill autismo
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>>323044354
>legit thought you had to get metapod beaton to make it level. So I would constantly put it out so its shit would get kicked in.

I think that was my retard moment, that and being afraid of the zombie's on thief and then saving over my saved file when I went to help my sister get the sword. I never played after doing that until a couple of years ago
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How was I supposed to know Peach was a whore?
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>>323044746
HAHAHAHA OH WOW THANKS ANON JUST SPIT MY COFFEE EVERYWHERE

ITS MY FIRST DAY HERE DID I MENTION I SURE DO LOVE MEEMEES AND REDDIT YUP THATS ME REDDIT MCMEMELORD
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>this entire fucking thread
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>>323038584
Actually, the second star on this place was my no. 120 star after 3 years of looking for it. That's how not having internet is like
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>>323044746
IM THE GUY WHO SPIT MY COFFEE BECAUSE OF A FUNNY PICTURE

I LITERALLY WONT FUCK OFF

AMA
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>>323044857
beaten*

It's too early for me
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>>323044992
why did you get triggered by a seemingly inoffensive comment and how did you know it was from reddit?
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>>323042992
show proof
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>>323045098
I don't know how to photoshop coffee stains
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>>323038024
Doing things over and over again until you happen upon the correct approach is so much fun.
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>>323038879
Let's-a go!
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>>323045064
JUST SPIT MY COFFEE ALL OVER THE PLACE AFTER READING THIS YOU DESERVE AN UPVOTE GOOD SIR

DAE TIL AMA THAT REDDIT IS THE BEST WEBSITE EVER?????
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>>323044870
These posts make me giggle.
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>>323044725
I lol'd. Good work.
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>>323045848
I'm the fastest photoshopper
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>>323039896
I always think that this is a hand and the bob-omb is covering his mouth
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>>323045257
LITERALLY SPIT MY COFfuck it I can't even do this ironically
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How were you supposed to know to blast away the wall?
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>>323045939
Post proof
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>>323047105
this is the one that gets me
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What the fuck.

I had no idea until today that there was a Wiggler boss fight in the game. I was just watching Youtube videos and saw this shit for the first time. It's 2016. What the fuck.
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>>323045204
Wat. How do you hear that?
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>>323047638
If it makes you feel any better, this was pretty much the last star that I found in the game.

I know this thread is full of memeing, but this really WAS pretty difficult for a kid to figure out.

>How were you supposed to know that you had to travel halfway up the mountain, jump into a pipe, go all the way up, ground pound the water, go back down halfway, go into the pipe again, go back to the top of the mountain and jump in?
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I mean I get that half this shit is ironic shitposting, and a few people triggering each other in a shitposting feedback loop, but what is wrong with trial and error?
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>>323047105
It's pretty self-explanatory, m8.
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>>323048443
>not entering the stage as tiny island
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>>323045848
actually all me fagpai
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how was i supposed to know that breathing allows me to live
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ey officer it ain't my fault how was I supposed to know she was 3?
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>>323048443
I beat this game when I was 7 with little difficulty.

Maybe you just suck at problem solving.
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>>323049947
Good for you anon! :D
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>>323049947
Beating the game does not require all the stars
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>>323034809
Came here to post this.
My faith in human kind is restored for another day.
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>>323050045
It only requires 16
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>>323050045
Oh sorry I meant I got all 120 and the faggoty Yoshi on top of the castle.

What now, kid?
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>>323043585
I was stuck in the house for like a fucking hour trying to figure that out
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>>323050165
It only takes 0, actually.

Nice try though you autist
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>>323050725
>16 stars run
>lol you autist!!11
back to reddit with you
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>>323050848
not him but your argument is incorect
>>323050165
>it only requires 16
>it only requires
>only requires

and then >>323050725 and called you an autist, and you got assblasted enough to use the back to reddit meme, good job anon
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>tfw can't keep the coffee inside my mouth
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> grab browsers tail
> throw him
> "SHALOM MONSIEUR BOWSER"

What did he mean by this?
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>>323050848
https://youtu.be/sfVj5ZrmzZo

Eat shit
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>>323051726
Not all of us are robots
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>>323051726
That doesn't invalidate a 16 star run you mongoloid
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>>323050126
*tips*RRRREEEEEDDDDDIIIITTTT!!!!

*tip* *tip* *tip*

EEEEEPPPPPPIIIIICCCCC BBBRRRROOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

*tips*

EEEEPPPPPPPIIIICCCCC FFFOOORRR TTTTHHHEEEE WWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*tip* *tip* *tippety-tip tip*
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>>323042234
Prove it.
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>>323052338
Stop being defensive anon. I was sure you were ashamed of your lie and left. Your shoop is a lie and your defensive attitude and shame are the proof we can all see.
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>>323051991
anon's having a stroke. someone call an ambulance
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>>323051726
>6 minutes

And people complain modern games are "too short".
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>>323051946
no one is invalidating the 16 star run, faggot
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>>323052568
it's fine, his parents at reddit are coming to pick him up and take him back
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>>323052927
How was I supposed to know I wouldn't get a 5?
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>>323052927
we're beyond the point of no return
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When I first read the manual to Super Mario World as a kid, it mentioned if Yoshi swallowed a shell that let him do something (like breathe fire or fly), he'd no longer be able to do those things. I thought it meant permanently, so I never let Yoshi swallow a single shell.
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>>323052543
That's not proof though. Proof would hold up in court, your little headcanon fantasy wouldn't. Prove that the digital image has been tampered with.
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>>323052927
Can you please ruining the board with unnecessary posts?

Thank you.
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>>323052927
Nice 7 but check my 9.
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>>323053197
>97
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>>323034712
Ripple, also there's nothing else of interest for you to fuck yourself into. You need a fucking neon sign for everything?
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>>323053183
>Can you please ruining the board with unnecessary posts?
>Thank you.

Can you please ruining the board with unnecessary posts?

Thank you.
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>>323053161
You can see the pixels in the shoop. You are defensive about the fact that anyone can see this and you get defensive about your lie being revealed.
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>>323052927
Good thing you are here to tell those posters from 2 fucking hours ago that their ironic shitposting is still shitposting by doing some ironic shitposting from yourself. :^))
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>>323053456
Sent ;)
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>>323053516
In w>>323053563
hat year were you born?
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>>323053428
...why would a neon sign help?

Are you retarded, anon?
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>>323053458
>You can see the pixels in the shoop

Prove it. Stop being so defensive and just prove it. And stop misusing the word defensive, I thought my predecessor had explained this top you already.
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>>323048443
I think I just realized why games today aren't the same: When you stood in the house, your mother shooed you out and told you to get lost and explore. What you do in real life reflects how you play your games: You explore and find things. I was ten and already going a mile away from home by myself. All I was told was don't get talk to strangers and watch your surroundings. Nowadays, every parent is so overprotective and worrisome that you can't go around anywhere without an adult, and I think there's a law that states kids can't be alone, period. I know it's a stretch but it wouldn't surprise when you see how games hold your hand and point to your destination, and how there's nothing to look for.
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>>323053764
You can look at it yourself. Why are you being so defensive about being told to look at the lie? The proof is more than evident.
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>>323053635
2015, why?
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>>323053686
Lelelelelelelrlle what do you think I meant you memelord cunt?
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This place gets more and more ironic every day. I miss when things could be funny.
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>>323053986

why did I laugh ffs.
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>>323053913
https://cdn02.nintendo-europe.com/media/downloads/games_8/emanuals/nintendo_8/Manual_Nintendo64_SuperMario64_EN.pdf

Stop being a retard and climb.
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>>323053913
I don't see any shooped pixels and you can't prove it then there are in fact no shooped pixels. So defensive... Just prove it already if you're so great.
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>>323054251
You can post the source of the shoop from a fake website but the pixels are still there. Stop being defensive and posting fake links to defend your lie and admit it like a big boy.
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>>323053986
Enjoy your ban
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>>323054251
>some bootleg website where you pulled the shooped pic from

lol yeah okay maybe you should stop being so defensive about your lie and posting links to your shitty blog filled with bad photoshops
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>>323054273
If you look there are shooped pixels. I have seen shoops for years and can spot shooped pixels from a mile away. You cannot shitpost to defend a lie. Cease being defensive.
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>>323054514
>>323054353
prove the website is fake

>>323054559
There are no altered pixels I've already proven this
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>>323054081
Nobody thinks it's okay to enjoy memes honestly anymore, unless if it's something that was forced from elsewhere in the first place. I don't give a fuck and I still post old shit like "haters gonna hate."
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>>323054692
The website is fake anyone can see that. The fact that it has a shoop with altered pixels you can see from a mile away is proof enough. Stop being defensive and look at the proof. You only prove you lie to protect more lies with fake proof.
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>>323047105
Because you can see that triangle on the edge there that isnt connected with the rest or the structure.
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>>323054050
>lol y aren't there bright neon signs in a mario game that's so stoopid xD

Simply epic, reddit.

But I think it's time for you to go back.
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>>323054834
https://www.nintendo.co.uk/Support/Contact/Contact-621598.html

Ask them yourself then.
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>>323047951
because at the beggining he says "it-sa me... mario" ?
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>>323055182
The fake has been revealed by you. You have used a real domain instead of the same fake domain. I will ask them why you are being so defensive about posting a shoop.
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>>323054834
>fake proof

It's genuine proof and you can't prove otherwise you defensive little liar.
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>>323034712

Every commercial for the game showed mario jumping in paintings. Toad tells you. they ripple. The game encouraged exploration.
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>>323055301
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>>323038946
>speed
you mean time
and also by pure coincidence, take note that the game requires you to beat each level 6-7 times minimun, accounting all deaths and whatnot, if you are not retarded eventually your brain will figure out.
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>>323055314
You are the one posting fake proof to cover lies. The proof is there if you look at the shoop with fake pixels. Stop being defensive and admit to the lie.
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>>323055301
https://www.nintendo.co.uk/Support/Nintendo-64/Nintendo-64-manual-and-additional-documents/Nintendo-64-games-manuals/Nintendo-64-games-manuals-990819.html

Which links to >>323054251
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>>323055643
I'm sorry but I cannot believe those who consorts with fakers. I will only trust true, non-shooped proof with real pixels. Defensive attitudes will be discounted.
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>>323054802
I honestly miss the good ol' memes. Pepe and JUST dont cut it. Maybe it's because I was 16, but old rage comics were funny too.
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>>323055441
Only lying I'm doing is on my couch laughing at your lack of proof.

You can be defensive and call my legit proof fake proof all you want but the proof is in the pudding and I just opened up a Snack Pack. Plenty of genuine home grown proof pudding to go around 100% all natural
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>>323055875
k
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>>323055598
>>323055858
u mad?
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>>323052568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gr1XXOvY0WA
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>>323056009
depends. have they stopped arguing?
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>>323055598
>>323055858
>>323055973

I approve.
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>>323055890
Pepe was alright for a while but after POO POO PEE PEE and chicken tendies I got tired of the amphibian. JUST is yet another forced meme from /tv/ that spawned from a Twitter meme. Nowadays it seems like roughly any in-jokes on larger websites just have to be spread everywhere for no good reason.
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>>323038946
I never knew, I thouht it was something random. Still beat it
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>>323056159
sweet.
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>>323040920

You weren't? It's just scribbly shit to make the thing have a plaque. It doesn't mean anything in reality.
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>>323056102
Can't prove either way.
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>THE WATER'S GREAT, EH JUNIOR?

What did he mean by that?
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>this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRsWk4JZa5k
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>>323047105
that was a long afternoon of pixel-hunting with my sister back then, it was a great discovery specially since we were just shooting mario everywhere to see what happened, we noticed the "crack" of pixels that shows off that corner is not like the other.
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>>323034712
>walk into room
>the painting is the first thing you see
>you figure that the painting must have some special significance so you run up to it
>when you run into it, it makes a ripple like something entering a body of water
>you try to see what happens if you jump at the painting
>you enter the level
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>>323056169
It all went downhill when Caturday pictures were shoved in that lolcats website and was sold for actual money. That's when people learned memes could be profitized.
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>>323056387
man whatever
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>>323056395
i hope she made lotsa spaghetti
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>>323055598
>>323055858
>>323055973
MY DICK!
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>>323055425
>passtime
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>>323040920
L IS REAL! 2301
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>>323056505
Why so defensive?
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>>323056494
I remember when memes were just called image macros.
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The commercials are how I knew
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>>323056578
What are you implying? The word is both spelled and used correctly.
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>>323056494
At this point it'd be smarter to not overuse anything. Aside from that, ironic memes pretty much became a thing in 2011 but they failed at their original purpose (i.e. trolling Reddit) so they may as well die for once and for all.
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>>323052927
good
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>>323056651
I remember when image macros were considered banworthy because they didn't stimulate conversation, it only made your retort a stupid image with words on them.
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>>323047105
>mission is called "blast away the wall"
>the game has allowed you to use cannons before this point so you can make the logical connection between "blast" and cannon
>you can see that the part of the wall you're supposed to blast looks different from the rest of the wall
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>>323056856
>You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.
>macro image replies
This rule probably hasn't been modified in years.
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>>323034712

Toad tells you. Now stop posting this thread. It isn't funny.
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>>323057057
That hasn't been updated since the 2da bar reply from /b/ years and years ago. Not like anyone actually reads the rules here.
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>>323057118
>It isn't funny

Prove it.
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>>323057057
>written in the most smug, faux-authoritative language possible
>virtually none of the mods even respect or care about the rules, and arguably cared even less back then
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>>323055270
He clearly says "Pick me, Mario!", because that's how you start the game.
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>>323058112
>that
>smug

Really?
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>>323058960
You can't prove it's not written with smug intent.
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>>323038584
There's a second star in the slide?
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>>323060678
Nah, I was just kidding.
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Well, every fucking guy buying that game had either read articles containing that info or had watched the Nintendo CM-VHSs they distributed back then.
I'm pretty sure the manual would also tell you that.
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>>323056856
I remember when reaction images were considered banworthy.
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>>323056856
>>323061402
Sounds fucking terrible.

Thank God things changed.
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>>323055598
she looks like her torso was glued on top of a red and black metal gear rex
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>>323034712

Jumping around having fun, suddenly wall ripples, do it again, you jump in.

Intuitive game design.

Each room has a big picture in it. Obviously the pictures invite curiosity.
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>>323057057
>uncalled for catchphrases

Was this apparently a problem at some point in time?
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How were you supposed to know to go forward?
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>>323062832
desu desu desu desu desudesu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu
desu desu desu desu desudesu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu
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>>323063381
that is not a catchphrase, dipshit
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>>323063514
>desu desu desu desu desudesu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu
>desu desu desu desu desudesu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu
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>>323063514
Prove it.
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