Nintendo posted this on their Twitter a few days ago. I've

It's just a joke man.
Turn off that autism engine for once.

holy shit op

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mass media was a mistake

these guys didn't know how to raise children because they never grew up themselves and it's only getting worse

>Nintenkids

As always Nintendrone manchildren looking too deeply into things and making up autistic shit.

You'll get your 3D World/Galaxy rehash and you'll like it.

Ahhh so this is autism

>I've hit a bit of a block
sensiblechuckle.gif

>>323033674
Just them trying to subliminally make you a better person. I.e donate your old clothes, save your money, learn another language. Quit being so autistic OP.

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So this is a successful epic troll eh? :)

It's just a Mario spin on cliche new years resolutions
>learn a new language
>travel
>fitness

>>323034509
>merely pretending :^)

>>323034092
>childhood is the greatest period in time for Western economy (if you weren't German)
>adolescence is period of greatest prospect for work and before intense regulations that stifled small business creation
>early adulthood was the sex and drugs era
>later adulthood was the economic surge in the 80's
>the 00's hit and while the world collapses we get to cash in our fucking sweet pensions that nobody will ever see the like of again

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>>323034509
No, this is exactly as it looks, in no way do i buy your claim of troll.

>>323034591
No, this is definitely actual trolling (or bait as you younglings call it). Are you familiar with "deepest lore" threads?

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>>323033674
>What did they mean by this?
End this meme.

>>323034847
But no one's mad or upset here. We just think you're kinda retarded.

>>323034847
>deepest lore
That isn't a ruse though.

>>323034997
You are so far disconnect from reality that you can no longer recognize a thread dripping with irony and sarcasm.

>>323034946
It elicited enough for a response for people to call OP retarded. Its a success, if nothing but a mild one.

haha why are nintendo kids so stupid haha its like they do it for laughs

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Can anyone do an analysis of this? It's more of a cipher than the Mario one. Although it's apparent that is suggests a lot of change to come.

>>323036245
These all point to big things to come in Mario NX, as well.

>Bowser stops breathing fire, breathes poison gas instead

>gets a chain chomp
>bigger castle (obvious, this happens every new game)

>Bowser boss battle where it is mandatory to die (be defeated) twice
>you first go to some kind of afterlife world like the underwhere
>then you go to purgatory
>then you find a way to get back to his dimension and deck his ass

Seems a little much for a Mario game, but I can dig it.

>>323036245
1. He's gonna start attempting to use fire attacks less and new shit more. He seemed to notice that he gave Mario a bad time with the catsuit.
2. I really haven't seen a ton of chain chomps recently. Maybe they'll be included a bit more? Maybe a Chain Chomp boss?
3. Of course. This is the norm. But HOW big? IMO it'd be fun to trek through an entire Mushroom Kingdom under his domain.
4+5. He might attempt to attack Mario and Luigi first again. SPP2? Super Wario Bros? A little vague.

>>323034176
>You'll get your 3D World/Galaxy rehash and you'll like it.
I just want a new main Mario game. I knew I'd buy the Wii U only for Smash but fuck, there are no fucking games to look forward to aside from Pokken and a (likely mediocre) Zelda sometime in almost 2 years.

>>323034760
LMAO this fucking got me.

>mom insists that i can afford a house with just my job
>currently making almost 30 an hour
>its still rough as fuck

She did it on minimum wage back then. Fuck off

>>323033674
>none of this will happen
I just want the golden age of 64 back.

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>I just want a new main Mario game
3D World? New U? These weren't enough for you faggot?

>>323042245
No, they weren't.
Stop this shit meme.
On top of that, they weren't nearly as good as Galaxy.

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>>323036245
1. Quit smoking
2. Adopt a pet
3. Move into a larger house

How the fuck are these jokes flying over everyone's heads?

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Clearly 2. means Mario's going to be on the PS4

>>323043350
Most Wii U games are 720p

This thread is getting me excited for Mario NX. Some very interesting stuff being found in these images.

>>323043350
>0 Mario games at 1080p

>>323043129
Nintendo fans can't into subtlety.

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Delete this. NOW!

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It's for a direct sequal to SMW
1. Mario is getting a heavy graphic update from the old snes pixel days
2. He's going to have new moves and abilities
3. DLC levels
4. It's being made by western devs
5. Yoshi will return

>>323045143
I want to fuck that Yoshi.

>>323033674
>Can this mean some kind of permanent costume change for Mario?
never ever

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Just to let you guys know, I never under any circumstances buy another Nintendo product ever again.

Please stop making these posts.

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Fuck. This means I'll have to buy twice as many as I already do. Still worth it.

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>>323033674
>getting this bent out of shape over a damn ad
>someone out there in this world has this amount of autism

>>323047990
>bent out of shape

You're using that expression wrong but I won't get bent out of shape about it.

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>>323044548
stop false flagging you cock juggling thundercunt faggot