How do we get more women to play Melee, /v/?

>We need more female Melee smashers

Maybe there would be more if they actually cared about playing the game.

>>323033518
Stick Rey in it

make smash not shit

>>323033518
>ちなみに今は0ね。
What a smug fuck

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>>323033518
you can't

>>323033518

How does retweeing that suddenly inspire japanese females to get into a game they weren't interested in before?

>>323033518
Imagine if this was in the west
>Game has no female players
>Probably because many females aren't interested
>Find ones that are
>They're shit
>Have to bring the skill level of the entire sport down to cater for the minority.

>>323033684

maybe they'd care more if the community wasn't comprised solely of sweaty neo /v/ dudes who jerk their gerkin to the very notion of a female gamer

Round them all up into concentration camps and force them to play Melee. This is the only way.

>memelee
No thanks.

Japanese don't play out dated shit. Maybe the rest of the world should move on.

>>323033846
>pre-tourney showering

Holy shit, it's bad if you need to give someone a reason to shower. Is clean running water a commodity in America or something?

>ITT: /v/ once again refuse to realize how uninviting the gaming scene is to women due to how awful self-proclaimed gamers are to the non-initiated and especially to women

>>323033987
>Japanese don't play out dated shit

But they love playing Nintendo games.

>>323033846
>ameristinkies

>melee
>playing a 15 year old game when Smash 4 exists

baka senpai

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>>323033518
>Yoshi

>>323033846

As a casual tourney player, I can say yes, people smell fucking awful. My local tourneys have good ventilation so it's not much of a problem but why can't autists take showers? They feel great and serves as a meditation period.

>>323034359
do you suppose his mom took that picture?

why don't the hardcore gamers shower

every single tourney I've ever went to smelled like a forgotten gymbag

every convention I ever went to as a young disgusting weeb

I just don't get it

>>323034046

>being a condescending prick somehow is better

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>we need more X in Y!

>>323034790
>why don't the hardcore gamers shower
Because they're far too busy playing video games.

>>323034936

but

it takes like 5 minutes

help me understando

>>323034046
Fuck women. They are incapable of conforming, instead demanding things are changed to suit them. The last thing this scene needs is more of them feminizing things.

>>323033518

>women
>caring about Smash
>caring about video games at all

>>323034359
>that antenna on his head

Reddit as a human bean lol

>>323034504
>>323034790
It's to make your opponent pass out from the smell.

>>323033518
Something tells me this isn't made by a nihonjin.

>>323035093

I think that's the drain plug.

>>323033846
>tfw you live in a 3rd world shithole
>water everywhere
>I take 30-40 minutes showers everyday
>the bill is not expensive because water everywhere

Stop playing games for babies

Pay some normies to get them to train to God tier status.

Then the girls will swarm in, taking selfies of themselves playing Smash before going 0-2 because they never cared about it actually played the game.

>>323033518
Become good looking and females will come. If the community was filled with attractive guys, girls would be all over it because girls only care about things in relation to guys they like.

Haha

>>323033876
I think Japs more use 2ch though.

>>323033518
>How do we get more women to play Melee, /v/?
we don't, they play it if they want to.

You can't, because Japanese women, unlike Americans and increasingly Europeans, still know how to ACT like women.

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>Save Japan
>by putting girls in Smash

Japan women not autists

You all know how elitists are, especially in the Smash and fighting communities, towards uninitiated "outsiders." You all know how "gamers" are towards women. Combine those and it's just a nasty situation all around. The one reason more women aren't in video games or whatever is because spergloid NEETs soil themselves whenever they hear a female voice or see a pair of breasts.

Oh, and because women are shit at video games, but that's a given.

>>323033518
It's not like they're not allowed to. They just don't wanna.

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Really, in Japan there are lots of girls playing Virtua Fighter, tekken and Street fighter at arcades.

But whenever you switch to either smash, pokken or these weeb fighters...

You can't bring women in an environment where only sweating nerds and losers are around, they won't feel comfortable.

Take Aris the Rapist for instance, on one Tekken event he keeps asking one girl to sniff his seat during the stream.

You can tell these guys don't get any girl at all, so they start acting all cringey.
Pic related is from GGXrd at EVO 2015.

Females don't play video games. tthe media lies to you with statistics to further their agendas, most of it now SJW-based today, and say it is a myth.

The ones you do happen to find "playing" them are doing so for attention, like for everything else that they do in their lives.

There is probably 1% who takes the hobby seriously and have a passionate understanding of it, but they are all hideous hambeasts lurking beneath basement dungeons.

>>323037916
Then we should FORCE them to do things they don't want to.
For the good of other women everywhere!

>melee
>japan
but they play actual fighting games over there, not cartoon smash em ups

>>323033518
Why would japanese girls want to commit themselves to a dead game? Melee is much more alive in US and even then there are no top 100 female players

>we need more women in x
Why? If women want to join in then so be it but if women wanted to join they'd be in already. There's no barrier to entry, if you're good you'll be respected.

ITT: Smashtards can't handle being told to fucking shower, especially if they plan to be around other people

>these people think showering is no big deal
Environmental learning, people. It's a proven psychological concept. If I practice unwashed and unkempt then I will play better unwashed and unkempt. Please use your brains before you try and tell me off. Do you honestly think I can shower before every practice session? I am dedicated to this game so I practice a lot, I can't afford a water bill that high. Think before you speak.

>>323033518
i hear vaccines cause autism, so just start issuing extra vaccines for girls

>>323037542

but that's like complaining that men are shit at doing make-up. it's never expected of us nor are we encouraged to get better at it or even to participate, so the end result is that we're shit at doing make-up.

how are you not connecting these dots

>>323038225

>the media lies to you with statistics to further their agendas

Provide a source or stop making tinfoil-hat claims.

>>323033846
This is a huge problem with Yu-Gi-Oh as well. I went to a board game store where they were having a YGO tourney and almost threw up. I had to leave the store almost immediately.

>>323033518
what if Japanese females don't want to play melee?

why would anyone want to play a dead game?

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>>323040150
At least stop shitting in the trash cans.

>Even the hoodest niggers like LTG will shower when there's fighting games to be had
>Smashfags wont

>>323033518
what does that kanji mean?

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>>323033846
Americans are so privileged they think they can skip showers and smell good.

Black people are usually pretty lean though.

>>323033846

I have no idea how anyone in good conscience can leave their place of residence without having a shower prior.

Like what the fuck? I'd feel physically uncomfortable.

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>>323033876
>A community needs to be filled with attractive, outgoing men for women to be interested in joining it

Doesn't that tell you something about women, Anon?

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>>323033846
>>323043038
>smash players are the India of the fgc
pottery

>>323043038
DESIGNATED

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>>323033852
>he doesn't believe in meme magic

lol

>>323034504
Some people take showers, but they STILL smell bad, for whatever reason. Depending on the age group, people will go into crowded tournies, nervous and excited, sweating their tits off. So it's not like they're smelling bad on purpose.

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>>323033846
https://youtu.be/uldt6Y-CE3s

There is literally nothing wrong with 100% male gatherings.

>>323043089
On tournament day all the aspiring negroes pray to their cleanliness god Terry Crews, and come out reborn as walking air fresheners.

>>323043506
Some. This doesn't give every smelly faggot a pass. Most times you can tell who doesn't shower.

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>>323043221
Let me tell you anons something about women _______________something about women_____

>>323033846

Having an odor is part of the meta. It can distract your opponent

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>>323033518
Add Jojo and Sengoku Basara characters.

guaranteed fujo's, and a lot of male fans too.

>save Japan

Pffhahaha this is why they don't make games that cater to Westerners first.

>>323043221

No, it tells me everything I need to knwo about them

>>323043038

JUST

>>323033846
>Played MTG for years
>Avoid tournaments specifically because people don't know how to shower

Life as a normie in a nerds paradise is suffering

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>>323043770

It's really problematic that women won't invest their time into something they aren't interested in. Women need to be in everything whether they like it or not.

That's how feminism works.

>>323035298
>have a shower tub
>lie down in the bath
>plug in
>shower on
>like lying in hot rain for the next 30~40 mins
glorious

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>save Japan by forcing fujoshi who don't even like the game to play it, m-m-maybe one of them will become my qt 3.14 Japanese waifu

Proof that Meleefags are pathetic.

>>323033518
Why do people like forcing other people into roles they don't want to be in?

There's absolutely nothing keeping women out Nippon's smash league or whatever this bitch is talking about. Why force it?

>>323043675
It's all in the hair. People who don't shower will have greasy fucking hair and there's way to hide that.

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>>323044450
smash fags in general are fucking horrid

theres no saving possible for those assholes

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>>323044450
>forcing
>>323043887
if you want to go for the kill, add fate characters.

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>>323044594
>keeping the natural oils in your hair is bad
>we should walk out with our hair a frizzy mess

are you clinically retarded?

>Look at what /v/ thinks of women
>Wonder why women aren't more into gaming
>Wonder why gamers and gaming as a hobby isn't being taken seriously

Y'all some stupid motherfuckers and you perpetuate the very thing you're fighting and then whine about it

>>323044820
You can just not wash your hair you know.

>>323044669
I dont think a chanology 2.0 kiddie has any room to talk

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>>323044698
It's not like retweeting will do jackshit, Melee isn't a new game and if they didn't like it back then they won't like it now, especially because most women don't give a fuck about how something plays and care more about the characters first.

If anything they're already in Sm4sh because of all the fujoshi bait.

>>323044820

>xcessive carbohydrate, fat and starch consumption can increase the likelihood of developing greasy hair and also poor personal hygiene and not washing the hair for a long duration will lead to a buildup of sebum in the hair follicles.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greasy_hair#cite_note-Jayasuriya2002-3

stay fat, lardo

>>323033846
I'll never understand how people can't take a fucking shower before going to a tournament.

You can skip taking a shower for a week if you want, but if you know for a fact that you're going to place that'll have a lot of people at least have the decency to set aside 10-15 minutes to take a fucking shower beforehand.

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>>323045120
>mad that i brought up a solid point
>no no your wrong your a kid your a kid!

whats the matter smash baby mommy take the wii u away?I think its pretty much fact nowadays that the smash fanbase is the worst in the fighting game community and probably videogames in general

heres your proof
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTVOjo05_E0

wouldn't be surprised if you attended to one of these autistic meetups to see who can sperg out the most

>>323045653

I feel disgusting if I don't take a shower daily, I don't understand it.

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Whatever the fuck happened to Milktea?

>>323033518
Japan plays actual fighting games anon

>>323046143
who gives a fuck queerboy is that slang for taking it up the ass?

>needs

why?
does it not function correctly without them?

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Because people like this are a part of the Smash community.