>play for 2 hours
>realize what im doing
>want to die
so, hows your day?
i saw this on steam and now i don't know what to do
it's too easy for people to make games now, steam is full of shit like this
but lol pc master race gabe newell is literally the second coming of jesus because he puts stuff on sale once in a while and he's my best friend not just trying to make money from me
I'm long past the point of thinking about the hours and hours of weebshit I consume
>Realize my backlog is enormous
>Increasing pressure to find a summerjob so I can survive last year of uni
>Im literally on holiday until the end of the month
Why can't I just relax?
>WAAA I'M SO SELF CONSCIOUS ABOUT PLAYING A DATING SIM
Reminder that Audrey is the only pure maiden waifu and that if you cheated on her you should kill yourself
That game had some hilariously stupid dialogue.
is it wrong that I enjoyed this mostly for the puzzle minigame and ridiculous foulmouth writing?
also liked that
the raver girl was a virginand the girl next door college student is the porn star's daughter, and you creampie both of them
it was worth a pirate. I almost considered buying it on steam but I don't want my friends to see it in my games list.
>Protag: "Why do you like spring?"
>Audrey: "Because it's not cold as shit or hot as fuck!"
>is it wrong that I enjoyed this mostly for the puzzle minigame and ridiculous foulmouth writing?
What else is there to like?
>Why can't I just relax?
>drinking coffee to relax
It started with all these retarded "X-simulator 201X" games and then the shit really hit its apex with "Shower with your Dad Simulator." It's only going to keep getting worse from here.
Audrey only lets the best of the best in.
why don't you fags play a REAL h-game?
Because best hunie isn't in those other games.
Friend gifted me this game. Let it sit for a week then suddenly decided to give it a try.
It's hella fun. Bejeweled with hot chicks on top, played it for 14 hours straight.
Nice music too.
>>realize what im doing
>>want to die
You realized that you are playing a fun game and you were no longer fit to be a no games playing, everything hating faggot on /v/ and have to leave?
>Almost went off about my day
>Realize its really a HP thread
i dont have the game myself but from what i know theres full blown nudity/sex scenes that you have to get patched in, not sure where though.
i think the censored version has mild nudity and implied sex, so what your describing is the censored version
A few days ago I decided to force myself to get good at music. So I was planning on making one song a day for the rest of the year. Well, I've made 4 songs and now I want to kill myself. I think I feel more depressed starting and finishing songs than I did when I was just dropping everything that I make.
I'm playing Stella Glow right now but I can't focus since music is really bothering me.
but id want to play the game, not look at artwork, are you actualy telling me that you and everyone else plays this dating sim because of he voices alone? it sounds like you are
>NYAAAGHHH I WANT TO PLAY GAME
>NOOO BUT I WANT TO REMOVE IMPORTANT ASPECT OF GAEEEM
>don't play it
>NYAAAGH BUT I WANT TO GAMEPLAY
>get something else
>NYAAAAGHHH WHY YOU SO MEAN
>play the hunipop knockoff
>pay to win everywhere
>and (probably) created by the same kind of wacky russians behind mnf
not too bad
what makes a good song in my opinion is a good idea and theme
try going for the theme of "gay autistic nigger 4chan shitposter" for your next song, it will be interesting
>Not Showering with your dad.
It's actually a pretty fun throwaway game, although I reckon it would have been better on mobile.
Goat Simulator was Trash, I am Bread and Surgeon Sim were interesting but ultimately shallow, and the clones that came of them were awful cash-ins. It's always the way.
it's not bad, it just needs a clearer theme as i said in my other post (gay niggers), and some extra spice. some reverb on the drums, some extra elements, some more polish on some of the synth sounds
learn more about mixing and mastering if u really want to get good, and focus on developing your own style by copying others at first
t. musicc man
>very positive (482 reviews)
>genuinely good games don't even get half the attention
this shit really makes me sad
As far as I can tell, unless there is a way to get free crystals you can not 100% any of the girls without paying.
You start with 45 crystals after giving them an email address. Then you complete 5 dates and get sex scene 1. To get scene 2-5 you have to give that character unique one time gifts that permanently improve resources gathered from interacting with them. These cost crystals and at best you can unlock up to scene 4 with one girl. If you want more its new account time or pay up.
so i ran out of energy, does it come back over time or do i gotta spend? the dialogue is so bizzare im tempted to fuck it off though
are there any other decent dating sims that people know of? like, fleshed out and decent lewd scenes?
>so, is this game actually voiced by pornstars or what?
I'd like to think so.
hunie cam i think its called
seriously, fucking why
Its one energy point every 5 real life minutes.
Figure out which girl you want from the 3 free ones and spend your red potion looking resource on upgrading the stat she likes once and one level of passion (the pink one that gives match game multipliers).
Answer CHAT questions to get more red potion resource. Teacher likes slut answers, blue hair likes romance and blond is all over the place.
Do not be afraid to spend some red resource on date gifts too once they start getting tough.
Lastly, time only progresses by attempting dates. Once all girls are fatigued from chatting you have to do a few dates to advance to the next day,
but if I had to guess you have already seen how average to poor most of the pics are in game or you have seen just how painfully p2w this game is and already quit.
dont play this unless you are a stubborn fuck. But to be fair you can unlock most of 1 character in a day if you keep coming back each time your energy refills. Assuming you do not get fucked over by match 3 rng of course
>im a sucker for large woman chests
biggest tits behind a tiny paywall. Taunting bastards.
and 1% of 35 dollars is not 1 dollar
1 more thing about the chat option. Every 5 times you get it right you can ask for 1 piece of info about the girl. Except once you have unlocked 1-2 things those options will constantly re-appear. So if try to ask for info you already have you just wasted your chance.
In other words, print screen the cheat sheet. Also makes sure you get the "do you recall what I told you" questions right too. Those are worth double.
i'm fucking feelin' it dude
great stuff desu really liked it
keep it up anon
It can drop from dates too. Sometimes a match 3 symbol will have a treasure chest attached to it. This is either a resource for building stuff on map or a few hundred potion.
Some quests have it as a reward I think. Click the left symbols and see if anything offers it.
If you actually manage to build something on the map you can get guaranteed red potion from dates. But that means paying for crystals to get the porn studio or about 7 days (estimate) grinding for a cinema.
Most of your red will come from chat.
and if you have picked a girl to focus on give her as many of the four presents as you can afford, starting with the cheapest. Extra resources form that as well as eventually helping to unlock her extra sex scenes.
jesus ok, thanks again.
would be easier if there was just a siterip or some gallery of all the images. heck or even if it was a mobile app where i could just leave it and come back later
>Hate myself for enjoying it.
I always shit on people on /a/ for liking harem anime, yet here I am being a big hypocrite.
He definitely will get to eventually judging by volume 2 that's coming out next month. He's gonna fuck coconut and azuki. Pretty obvious they're just going to release 2 girls each volume until kashou dies of chafed dick.
... I don't know I mean I thought it was supposed to be a dating sim but the dates were just playing puzzles. Even the H scenes were just puzzles where the reward was a picture.
or like.. with VN's I'm supposed to like the H scenes or story or cast or whatever.. but..there really was no story.. and the h scenes weren't described or animated, just a still picture.
Audrey was one of the few girls who you popped their cherry. Nikki and Momo are the others for sure.. Tiffany and Beli are maybes
The rest were gutter sluts through and through
Bretty good man
Keep doing gods work
>h games on steam
you're kidding right, there are no full blown hentai games on steam.
closest you'll find are stuff with the "nudity" tag and even then theres no full blown nudity in them
>see hunipop thread
>my dick awakens, but I have this game alnd already
>well maybe there's something similar on gabeshop
>see that there's rise of nations on sale
Didn't the developers make the VA cunts work really hard and they started crying about it or something?
>resurrection of simple flash type games
>a bad thing
Bitch mother fucker, it might not be AAA quality, but spent weeks worth of my life on sites like addictinggames just playing FUN simple games that were fun! not some red dot circle press X to win linear waifu simulator Episode SEVEN: legendary faggot edition with season pass for only 100 extra dollars and DLC that adds a single buttcheekless costume and a sticker you can put on your cheek social masturbator cash cow
I remember having a dumb idea about that, actually - instead of just doing the bedroom scenes as quick as you could, there'd be a range that you had to keep your score inside that starts moving up the scale and gets narrower and narrower until the end as she get more and more worked up. If you go outside that range for too long, no sexytimes.
clearing that mode with a girl then lets you have sex with her after any date you clear, or go straight to the sex if you meet at night.
Wait till you read some of the better VNs. They know exactly how to create a girl that makes your boner tick and have such a sweet route that you feel miserable once youre through it and sit alone in your room.
The sex minigame is IMPOSSIBLE
I didn't expect the god damn reward to be the hardest part of the game.
Also only one picture naked for each girl? seriously?
>play it through the weekend
>dont finish it
>sit at the back of the lecture
>continue reading VN
>have serious inner conflict whether I should continue reading even though there is a sex scene coming up.
I never felt depression until I played that game.
I think she was second to last for me because she had a kid. Jessie last because not only does she have a kid, she's also old and a porn star.
I went Audrey > Aiko > Beli > Tiffany (would have sooner but she was always asleep) > Nikki > Lola > Kyanna > Jessie
Kyu somewhere in the middle there I can't remember when she gets unlocked, Venus then Celeste, and I finished with Momo because.. it's kind of weird... pedo bestiality isn't really my thing.
>play the game
>get depressed for nogf
>fap to reevaluate
there is no cure, except human interaction
Sounds like something I'd listen to while jogging bretty good, imo.
Also, don't let that "FL studio is a meme" shit get you down. Remember that Undertale was made in Gamemaker, and now Toby is rolling in money while the "Gamemaker is a meme" fags are trying (and failing) to make a game from scratch.
The methods don't matter; it's the result the counts.
and there were a few where they didnt even leave the outline. You just had a white space.
But yeah it mostly happened because for some reason the censorship office suddenly got really hardcore. For years they had a gentlemen's agreement to just allow non-sensical censorship. But then suddenly one year they raided comiket and they were nazimode.
>not realizing they changed the artstyle to fit those facebook/tycoon style games
I like to think that japan wouldn't have been nearly as innovative in pioneering interesting fetishes and exploring different pornographic media if not for the censorship laws
But that won't make me stop dreaming of a future where the restrictions are lifted and it magically has a retroactive effect on all porn produced in the past
Grillz Next Door are Odins gift to mankind.
Not ugly, just plain; body is usually good but they don't show it off. Can be shy or intoverted but will open up if you spend time with her.
Then just tell her you "I love you" and she's your sexual plaything, more-or-less, forever.
im secretly hoping they have a huge stockpile of non-censored raws which they then publish.
I dont get it why they dont have their shit on a non-japanese server which they can link for customers.
Unfortunately Japan is filled to the brim with baby boomers who have the notation that sex is evil and all porn should be banned.
I really wish some plague hit Japan that killed off everyone over the age of 50, it would really do them a favor.
I would rather use steam than flash player
well, this is by far the most popular thread I've ever made
And its about me getting depressed
Yay, i guess
People complain about Steam releasing games like this, but it's like people has never gone to a physical video store. Where you had everything from your Hollywood blockbuster to some movie from Eastern Europe that you never heard about that stole 60% of it's footage from other movies.
So really I don't get the complaints, it's more exciting this way.
Kyu says Audrey was a virgin before you took her cherry when you give her Audrey's panties, and Tiffany and Jessie's relationship is hinted at, but they both have the same last name and Jessie refers to her daughter hating her guts and Tiffany says she hates her mother., both blue eyed blondes too.
She's an insecure girl who puts on an air to cover it up.
She's a virgin who pretends to be a huge slut. She talks about doing drugs all the time but if you say you're REALLY into drugs she gets turned off, meaning she's probably just done weed once or twice (once with Tiffany at least) for show. It's the image of a bad girl that she wants.
>you will never get to know Audrey's more sensitive side because you took her virginity, she actually cared about you, you were special to her, and then you cheated on her so she started doing coke. So fuck you, yeah you.
>It's an actually good game
>forever plagued by redditors like OP
It's either "omg i'm like so dumb xddd" or "omg, epic, 10/10 PAY ATTENTION TO ME!"
I miss when people would call you a nerd for playing games. All the abuse was not even a fraction as bad as it is now.