So what does /v/ think about this nervous fuck? Seems like

>>323008058
not funny, obnoxious.
criticizes every game ever then releases half assed ebin 2d indie shit.

literal cancer

Every gaming youtube channel has been trying to ride in on some of his success since Zero punctuation got big, but completely fail to be as humorous.

He does what he likes, doesn't pander to any demographs, publishers or trends. As far as personalities in gaming go he is one the least annoying and autistic

>>323008146
Sounds like /v/ and you

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>>323008437
are you not part of /v/ then?

He's a libtard but he's against SJWs.
Cool guy in my opinion, he's more into storytelling than gameplay though so I take his reviews with a grain of salt.

>>323008058
Who?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXvdoTYlVtk

>>323008058
Gabe > Croshaw

>>323010261
the more i listen, the more i worry that gabe is gonna just fuck off because Yahtzee is being a contrarian dick yet again

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>>323008521
>he bases his identity around a website he frequents

>>323010352
I'm sure he'll manage to carry it for a few more months until Yahtzee moves to America and they never see each other again.

>>323010261

Gabriel is like a 70 IQ straya neandearthal

And he likes going on about every and all subjects that come up. Meticulously exposing how he doesn't know fuck all about nothing

>>323010261
They both think they're way smarter than they actually are, but Yahtzee still comes out ahead.

I like listening to his drown outs.
I like Gabe, but he keeps revealing his power level as a liberal fucktard and that makes me dislike him.

>>323008058
Hatfall is strangely addicting. Yet to play The Consuming Shadow.

As for everything else non-videogames. I still watch ZP for a laugh or two, >>323010261 is 100% right and I have yet to read any of his novels.

>>323010718
Nah, you're just a dumbfuck.

>>323010718
I wouldn't say he's an idiot he just suffers from a sever case of 'post-drug/depression holier than thou wisdom' syndrome.

>>323011287

I don't think he was ever a druggie. He just used to drink a lot

In one episode he said he never tried anything harder than weed and never saw the point to weed itself

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>>323010558
>he doesn't realize the irony in mocking another person for wasting their time

>>323011385
Yeah, just booze and depression. He's right, but if you're not really aware of the context or if you think you already know everything then he does waffle a bit.

It's really too bad that his partner in the drown out series is a deplorable, depressed, uninteresting, unfunny asshat.

If Yahtzee has someone else along for the ride instead of that faggot Gabe, I'd keep watching.

Gabe is fucking awful and their little shitty fake arguments they force is also fucking awful.

Yahtzee is going to the US.
The last thing the US needs is another UK faggot who wants to live in a police state voting.
Please stay here

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>>323011724
>post yfw Yahtzee moves to The US and proceeds to get ass cancer

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>>323011847

>>323011385
>In one episode he said he never tried anything harder than weed

Doesn't that contradict his shroom story?

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I went to his shit pub and shit in the sink of the men's room with my mates, and we stole some shit and left.

It was a shithole and smelled terrible. He was a massive dork too.

>>323008146
yeah, why doesn't yahtzee release triple-A games and hire artists and professional musicians

>>323010718
no he has tried almost every drug, he's always telling boring stories about it

>>323011724
I'm wondering why he's leaving in the first place, it always seemed like he was happy with living in Brisbane.

If he's just leaving for his girlfriend, it can only end in disaster.

>>323012298
Considering he allegedly moved to Australia for a girlfriend it wouldn't surprise me.

>>323010839
>I have yet to read any of his novels.
Get it on audio book, yahtzee knows what his characters sound like, and his reading add a level of atmosphere.
Both books are light and generally funny. Mog World is a 4/5, but the ending is slightly weak. Jam is less funny, but still enjoyable. Just don't go in expecting a magnus opum. Only complaint, is that the female characters are basically interchangeable.

>>323012298
He also went there on holiday and it was very nice, so why not move there?

He's really this stupid, and apparently it's also why he moved to Australia in the first place.

I like him. I agree with him on a lot of things and even when I don't I can at least see where he's coming from

Also, he doesn't use his position as a semi-popular video game critic to moralize which is more than you could say about some ot his colleagues.

>>323012170
>no he has tried almost every drug, he's always telling boring stories about it

Sauce?

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>>323008058
He likes a game I dislike and/or dislikes a game I like. He is irredeemable trash.

>>323010261
>>323010352
>there are people who actually think like this
Gabe ruins the show for me. Every word out of his mouth is like what you'd expect Literal Fedora Yahtzee Croshaw to say if you only knew of him from memes. It's such a weird contrast, I thought Yahtzee would be insufferable, but he's actually totally cool, it's his faggot friend that shits things up.

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I love yahtzee so much I sometimes fantasize about being his girlfriend

not that american skank though, I'd nick him from that bitch

>>323012751
I hate gabe as well but I like their chemistry

if yahtzee didn't tell him to stop waffling he would ruin the show though because it's not entertaining to listen to how enlightened gabe thinks he is on every topic

>>323011385
Didn't he once tell a story about getting high on coke and going to a bordello?
Or am I thinking of someone else?

>>323012810
Is that actually his girlfriend or did you just need an image to draw attention to your post?

He's a pretentious turbo casual. He can't fucking play games worth shit and will often write a bad review based on his inability to perform in a game.

He shat all over Demon's Souls like a sperg, but then once Dark Souls became a big hit he rode its dick raw for views. Not to mention that he failed to get the point of a simple character interaction on Space Marine. For a genius writer he sure does and says a lot of stupid fucking shit.

>>323012893
lol

>>323012905
he has admitted that he was wrong for not liking the souls games and he explained what happened to make him review them badly, what more do you want?

>>323012889
Does it end in him taking his friend with muscular dystrophy to the bordello/brothel for him to lose his virginity? Because that's Jim Jefferies.

>>323012905
You're full of shit.
He's making good progress in DS2 during his drown outs.

>>323012889
yeah and they had a big argument about it in the super mario bros 2. video where yahtzee mentioned that the things gabe has revealed in the video series might come back to haunt him in his future career

>>323012905

I heard the stream of him playing DS2 was pretty horrific too

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>>323012751

Gabe is a 4channer.
He hates guns.
He hates Trump.
He visits Reddit.
Gabe is the cancer.

I'm suprised by how low-key Keepetclassy is, considering how many people like Gabe here. Though probably that's one of that channel's charm. It's more Gabe minus the autism of a 'format' he have with Yahtzee

Aaron>Yahtzee

>>323010674
He's moving to America?

Yahtzee is a pretentious melbournian cunt and his melbourne bar was shit.

>>323014768
yeah, he said so in his recent let's plays on his alternate channel, yahtzee19

>>323014972
You've been? Got any stories?

>So many people think Yahtz is pretentious because he's picky when shitting on games is his whole schtick
No we need more Yahtzee and less Kotaku

>>323014972
he doesn't live in melbourne but I do and fuck you melbourne is great it's just too cosmopolitan for your VB chugging pleb tastes

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>>323015104

If you're talking about the Mana Bar
> walked past it with mates a few times because it was so small
> go inside, entire room is probably 10m x 5m, probably the size of a narrow master bedroom
> two or three super nintendos set up or some shit, few fedora cunts playing mario kart :^)
> small bar with $8 shots because "its a hp potion :)"
> Hardly any room for my group of friends to sit, walk or stand
> See staircase, assume it was an extension to the bar, try going up and see a 'staff only' sign
> Walk back down, feel disappointment and walk across the road to a proper pub

>Be from melbourne
>Go to a bar
>Pay $25 for a cocktail you've probably never heard of
>Chat up a trans girl by telling her Australia should welcome more refugees
>Talk about how you protested when that racist Abbot tried to give us back our free speech and how brown people should be protected from hurtful words and it should be illegal to insult Islam
>Go to bathroom
>Gay guy propositions me for a blowjob; I can't refuse because that would be homophobic
>Once I'm finished sucking his cock I go out, cum on my scarf, to see that the trans girl I was chatting up is gone
>Sigh and leave, I've got a gender studies assignment due soon that I should work on anyways

>>323015534

> You can actually see a fedora on the fedora stand to the right of the picture

Guess Yahtzee's premium fedora's are on display

>>323015534
Wow, that's tiny.
I always imagined it as a big place.

>>323015756
The one in Melbourne was horrible, I think the one in Brisbane was a bit better.

>>323015628
how it actually is:

>be from melbourne
>don't ever go out
>people keep to themselves and are pound-for-pound pretty tactful
>not as many thugs and obnoxious drunkards as some other places
>nice city
>good food scene

>>323016029
If you're gonna take the bait at least come up with something clever

>>323016113
there's nothing clever or funny about why melbourne is the best place in the country