Waterfall Sharks edition
Now: We Wuz Kings
Why in the FUCK do they never tell us the WR or the average time for a casual run in these games?
Do they expect me to be impressed when I literally know nothing about the game I'm watching being speedran?
xth for insider anon trying to become a meme
ok i'm already sick of this meme
nice OP you failure shit the game is already over
>want to go to bed
>next run is only ten minutes, i'll wait til after this
>rinse and repeat every run
FUCK ME I HAVE WORK IN THE MORNING
Inside Man Whips It Out
more at 3
FUCK THESE DOLLAR DONATION COMMENTS.
The speedrunning community has to be the unfunniest group of losers ever. Really looking forward to seeing how much into-the-ground this joke gets run.
they're compensating the shitty games with the godlike music on breaks
post dancing gifs
>awful games are more entertaining than dedicated blogs
I'm going to take a power nap and wake up for Age of Empires.
IF, its a good run, ill give you some
I could be grinding MMR right now, but instead I'm watching AGDQ.
>i'm not the only one that heard it
No. But if you do care about the stuff concerning a specific game, you will look on your own.
Since you don't care obviously, telling you does nothing at all whatsoever, otherwise you would take some time to look shit up on your own.
Have a rare Auroth for your troubles.
I'm a goner.
I hope you've been studying your 日本語 while you've been watching anon!
That's legit one of the worst dicks I have ever seen.
the merchant botched that bris pretty badly
Fuck, this game looks like it would be legitimately terrifying if it had modern visuals.
>Children in tiny holes, trapped inside a dark cave filled with fucking demons and dragons and shit living in the walls
I would pay for a game this spooky.
Why are the kids in dog houses in this Indiana Jones game?
>tfw watching the streams while cuddling with my big bro
Who /comfy/ here?
oh, I assumed you said that on purpose because she's a succubus, so a literal semen demon.
he's gonna hate himself for enabling them, in time
>the metric fuckton of furporn that will explode across the internet when that movie comes out
>watching the stream with my wife's son
>he fell asleep
What a fucking asshole, doesn't appreciate awesome games
Check out /int/ or /pol/ some time. American hours are all hours, and it's the Australians that do the majority of the shitposting.
People blamed /pol/ shitposting on Americans until flags were added, then everybody realized it was Australians, now there's Australian shitposting culture.
burger here. this thread isn't really that great right now, just slower and the lewd posting is 3D instead of hentai. best time is like 6 hours from now when wagecucks are turning in before work while NEETs have just gone to bed
>Implying NEET Home Security have schools to attend.
>not the video
You're a shit bloke mate
>implying that's a dad
Why would he be here by himself and not bring his kid? That guy is /v/ 20 years from now.
Sad and alone, the only joy he gets out of life is watching other people play games and playing his handheld games in public.
yes, but only in meme games that no-one runs
one year some guy was about to break the Metroid Fusion WR but the cancerous donators and >muh animals forced him to take a slower route and lose out on it
3 I think.
One was 2p 1c Metroid
Another one was for a game no one else played and he only put 80h into it.
I forgot the last one.
Super Metroid WR was broken earlier
For 2 player 1 controller
---=== OFFICIAL LIST OF /v/ APPROVED GOD TIER RUNNERS ===---
>not living in the pacific
germanon, how does this make you feel?
>greetings from germany
Why not have more categories?
>Any% (No glitches, exploits, bugs)
>100% (No glitches, exploits, bugs)
I really like watching how some games get repeatedly broken, but watching someone do it legit can also be fun.
Track & Field sports don't have a category for the 'speedrunner', they forbid cutting corners from the normal events.
no random awkward touhou twink
It seems we are from different worlds.
Trihex sometimes likes some of my hentai/ecchi tweets on Twitter, am I cool yet?
>actually wears a white hat
>actually has blue glasses
>is Mexican and a speedrunner
I like this
>IT'S NOT A DS
>PLAYING MOTHERFUCKING SPYRO
B A S E D
>/v/ doesn't know what a DS is
>30 megs of twitch logs a day
Yea. You're jealous
It's an Open Pandora
Trihex is straight as fuck man
Just look at his sadpanda galleries.
>HAHAHA YOU AUTISTS COULDN'T IDENTIFY THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A DS AND A PANDORA OVER A LOW QUALITY TWITCH STREAM FROM 10 FEET AWAY FROM THE CAMERA
no you are the autist, anon
>get comfy in bed
>blip asleep for a second
what the fuck where did indiana jones go
>on something that's not a DS
Holy shit i'm glad i stayed up
>it's all low quality garbage
That can't be real.