So anyway this is coming out in a few days. POO POO POO POO

no way, this isn't real

DESIGNATED

DESIGNATED

>>322995684
When being pursued toilets must be the safest place to hide.

A FUCKING WAGON WHEEL

I'm surprised a company that's aiming to appease the SJW market would set a game in a place renouned for its mistreatment of women.

>>322995684
I can't wait to make my own Assassin team and gang rape women on the streets

>Let's make an assassin's creed that doesn't take place in Europe for the tenth time, and have it feel different like Black Flag.
>But let's make it a shitty spin off game instead.

It's a sickness in the WHYYYYYYYY EM SEE A

>>322995951
Whoa whoa what meme is this?

>>322995957
SJWs love cultures that treat women like shit though.

>>322995684
WAKE UP IN THE MORNING, WHAT DO I SEE?

A PILE OF SHIT, STARING AT ME!

A fucking wagon wheel, dude. What the hell.

>>322996001
At least now people will stop complaining about the lack of an Asian asscreed. :^)

>>322995985

don't you mean 12 year old boys?

>>322996237
There's already a China one.

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>>322996382
TAKE YOUR POOOOO TO THE LOOoooOOO

>>322995684
The reason every topic devolves into poop memes is because there's nothing to discuss. The China game was borderline insulting.

>>322995684
>Playing as a Indian
Gross!

DESIGNATED

no, but seriously most AC game had shits on streets.

>>322996826
>He doesn't want to play as Aladdin
Get the FUCK out of this board

>>322996985
Where the fuck does Aladdin even take place? The movie is all over the place.

>>322997026
Agrabah

>>322997026
Fictional middle east country, just like Tangled and Frozen take place in fictional european countries.

ARABIAN NIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTS
LIKE ARABIAN DAAAAAAAAAAAAAYS
THEY TEASE AND EXCITE
TAKE OFF AND TAKE FLIGHT
THEY SHOCK AND AMAAAAAAAAAAAZE

>>322996985
>Aladdin
>Indian
Nice try Indian shitter.

>>322995684
Correct me if im wrong, but didnt they said that there were no Ass ass ins creed games planned for 2016?

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>>322995951
>>322996072

>>322997690
Why is the alien dude angry at Zeus?

>>322997690
Oh, i thought it was because their flag has a wheel on it.

>>322997898
Zeus had sex with his daughter. Predictable Zeus.

>>322997916
Honestly though that is very likely given the "A FUCKING LEAF" saying for Canadians.
But I never get excuse to post that picture.

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>>322995684

>>322997491
No "main" games. This is a "2.5D" sidescroller

>>322998794
Oh wow thats some bs excuse if you ask me

>the only interesting settings for AC are in the shitty spinoffs

Who thought this was a good idea? wasting the more unique settings

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>>322998181
This one?

>>322998897
China and now India.

I wonder what the third of their trilogy will be.

>>323001559
They already said it's gonna be Russia and it's coming out in about a month.

>>323001559
Russian Revolution, this has been known for a while.

>>322998874
Well it's practically a handheld game. Only costs $20 I think.

I really like the AC modern story for the most part.

Black Flag's new spin on it was a bit of a shock, but it grew on me. I was pretty interested in Rogue's modern story too.

It's a damn shame that they completely threw it away in Unity and Syndicate. Right when the new arc started to go somewhere, it was dropped.

I hope that the new AC game in 2017 is a soft reboot, with a complete new cast of characters and plot.

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>>322995684
>2.5d

im not sure what to think

>>323002758
AC Chronicles: China already came out. You play as the Chinese girl from that minifilm that wrapped up Ezio's story. It was pretty decent.

>>322995684

Didn't Ubisoft say there wasn't going to be a 2016 Assassin's Creed?

>>323002978
They meant main one. This is a small spin-off, equal to the mobile/handheld games. It's a sidescroller, too.

>>323002903
>It was pretty decent

The mini-film or the game?

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RASHEED DID NOT USE A TOILET

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>>323003832

>>322995684
DESIGNATED

>>322995684
First game to feature open world shitting as a game mechanic. Pretty hyped for that call center mini-game.