http://www.destructoid.com/amiibo-a s-butt-plugs-ranked-3312

I'm inexplicably but deeply offended by this article.
I must be more nintendrone than I thought

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>Out of all the amiibo on this list, Sonic is the one I'd bet has seen the inside of more butts than all the other figures combined.

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>>322935197
what the flying FUCK

>>322935197
Nothing to see here gents just amiibofags being amiibofags

>>322935197
I saw this coming.
As soon as i saw how the stand looked the first thing i told my friend was someone was gonna use kirby or jiggly as a butt plug

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>Bowser is nothing but spikes and claws. You do not want Bowser in your butt.
I beg to differ.

Guess they got tired of the stylus

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>Nintendo has made dozens of toys that you could, in theory, place in your butt.

>in theory

GAMEZ JURNALISM

Fuck you OP, I thought there were worldwide buttplug stats and not some shitty puns. I'm really feeling it/10

>>322935197
Quality journalism

>>322935197

Nintendo's target audience, everybody.

>>322937213
It's not. It's a user-blog.

Why the fuck do I need to read an article on how to use amiibos?

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>>322935197
Iwata would be proud

>>322935197

Is destructoid a fake news site, or a real one?

I can't fucking tell the difference anymore.

>>322937391
Everyone ignore this and keep shitposting.

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shit like this is why we needed gamer gate

too bad thats now a laughable farce too

>>322935197
Nice journalism you got there.

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>allowing this shit to go on your site

And people wonder why we don't take game journalists seriously.

Even if this is a user page, the fuck?

Quality Blog Posting.

BRAVO SONY.

>Americans

Bunch of fucking weirdos desu.

>>322936928
Why are this semen demon's eyes drawn like that sometimes?

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>>322935197
>http://www.destructoid.com/amiibo-as-butt-plugs-ranked-331236.phtml
Fucking hell

ITT: no one actually reads the thing they're complaining about

It's tongue-in-cheek and every single entry says not to use said amiibo as butt-plug

>>322935197
Video game journalism.

>>322937160
But that's just a theory

A GAME THEORY

I want bowser in my butt

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>Shulk
>You probably do not want to be "really feeling it" in this instance
Holy fuck my sides.

>>322938885

despite that i wouldnt be surprised if nintendo fans used amiibos as booty plugs while gaming.

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>Out of all the amiibo on this list, Sonic is the one I'd bet has seen the inside of more butts than all the other figures combined
Holy shit this is pretty funny.

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>>322939240
But, hey, that's just a theeeeeory.....

AAAAAH GAAAAAAAAAAAAAYMMMMME THEEEEEEORYYYYYYY!!!!!

Thanks for waaaatchiiin'!

>>322938885
Except for luigi.

>>322939980
no it isnt

>>322941104
fuck off cunt

How many amiibos do you think I could fit in my asshole?

>>322935197
do they unlock new features for your anus?

>>322941464
do bleeding and prolapse count as features

....sooooo....how much do we have to pay someone to do this and post it on /b/ or something?

>>322935197
>SJWtoid
What a surprise!

>>322941403
man, I didnt know I subscribed to your blog by accident namefag, keep me updated im a huge fan!

>Ganondorf is a big guy

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>>322935197
>tl;dr the entire list
just don't put amiibos up your ass.

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>>322935197
this is fucking gold

Don't want to give them clicks, how do they rate the Smash Luigi? It seems like it would be the easiest fit.

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>>322935197
>Wariorware shove up yo on ass game

gay niggas gay niggas

>>322947009
1. Luigi

Sure. Fine. Whatever. Put Luigi in your butt. I don't care anymore.

>>322947009
Number 1 on the list, the only one thwy say you could put in your butt.

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>>322935197
>Don't put Dark Pit anywhere near your dark pit.

>>322935197
Modern games journalism every everyone.

>>322936928
God that game was so disappointing

>>322937546
First you should figure out the definition of news, as what was linked isn't one.

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>>322935197
>Calling Dark Pit's Staff a sword
0/100

>>322947838
With the sword being positioned like that, if it by some happenstance goes in, it's never coming out.

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What are some characters you would shove up your ass? amiibo or not

>tfw no beast deerfu amiibo

>>322946827
LMAO YEAH THIS IS EPIC!!!!!!!!

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>>322935197
Don't put Dark Pit anywhere near your dark pit.

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finally the perfect site for this

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