Reminder that there's absolutely no good reason to willingly

>>322880343
You... I like you...

Who /alwaysboringhuman/ here?

But elf waifus are cute...

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>>322882870
mixing is how we ended up with campy, good for nothing bretons

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>>322883267
that universe it so retarded

>>322880343
>altmer are taller
>live longer
>more intelligent
>more cultured than nords

>wonder why they develop a superiority complex

>>322881591
lets not even mention Lotr where Elves blow dwarves completely out of the water in every aspect

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>>322883483
found the thalmor shill

>>322883760
I'm going to hell after laughing at that image

>>322883483

Tamriel would be much more peaceful if the Altmer didn't exist.

>>322882086
Me. I just can't bring myself to play anything else. It's one of the (many) reasons I hated GW2.

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threadly reminder

>>322884127
>>>/r/eddit

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>>322884780
Perfect.

>literally wanting to destroy the world just so they can return to the higher existence they got kicked out of for being cunts in the first place

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>>322881591
Yesss, Ulfric...hate the Elves and keep up your Civil War, good goy

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>>322880343

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>>322883430
you are retarded

>>322880343
why?

>>322880343
do Hylians count as elves

>>322880343
Elves are the representation of a better man, the Übermensch.

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Yeah that's pretty much what the Dwemer thought, and look what happened to them.

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>>322885596
Fug, meant for >>322883430

>>322885556
because fucking elves are shit tier snobish good for nothing elitist faggots in EVERY, and I repeat, LITERALLY EVERY setting
Another popular trope is where they are basically fucking lower tier rats, and steal shit, basically gypsies
Or hippies
AND SLUT ELVES, FUCKING FUCK
Seriously, I hope, Tolkien is in hell getting ploughed by thousands of burning metal dicks for inventing elves

>>322885714
thats at least something you can argue with....

Never really been a fan of the snobish elves but i like the stealthy shadow ones, like dunmer in elderscrolls.

Something that confused me when playing Oblivion was the sheer number of Argonians in the mages guild. They're almost always central to the local mage guild mission, too. You'd think there would be more elves.

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>Not playing Dunmer

Enjoy that cultural enrichment.

>>322886161
Mages Guild has been primarily an Empire thing as soon as Galerion passed away
Even in 3rd era Mer are still secluded and mostly keep in Mages Guilds such as the on on Lillandril

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Fok em till they ded

Elves in Sil have the best stats

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>>322886616

>>322886374
Yeah how's that new Argonian culture going on with you?

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is pelin-el the best lore addition to come out of Oblivion?

>>322886726
Redoran is doing a pretty good job of keeping the lizardags away
But yeah, some territories are probably forever lost already, especially if some HIST saplings will move there and start reshaping the land into bullshit

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>>322886726

>le nord meme again

you should probably just stop.

>>322886801
best DLC of the year all years

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>>322880343
Witch hunters pls go

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>>322886801
Yes. He also did nothing wrong.

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>>322886801
>>322887025
Shivering Isles was the best though

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>>322886953
You should definitely choke on my dick.

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>>322886953
>le nord meme
It's not about Nords, ever self respecting man must rape and pillage Merkind

Fuck those dirty niggas..
Praise be to talos or sithis or Ius whoever the fuck you want but fuck those high elves.

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anyone wants TES concept arts starting with Shivering Isles?

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>>322887331
>le elves are bad because I pick the gay races that can barely run their own shit without altmer picking up the pieces

lmao 2bh

>>322888045
>>322884780

>>322888157
>my ms paint comic is an argument

sorry lad. doesn't work that way.

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>>322886801
I fucking love him

>accidently genocides Khajit

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>>322888306
It literally does you gayass knifears.

>>322888383
literally does not.

It's funny to me that the only people that ever fuck the elves up is themselves because humanity is so fucking inept.

D&D both immortalized modern elves as we know them and ruined elves in one porn addled package. What's worse is that Tolkien gets the blame despite his elves being essentially /fit/ and soulless pseudo-angels who could grow beards. Not gay femmy snobs.

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>>322888501
Shows how much you know.

>>322881591
Except Ulfric is being used so while the Imperials are fucking around with the Stormcloaks the damn elves are fucking imperial shit up

>>322888678
same to you I guess, shitpost king.

more anime images though please, Its really all you are good for

>>322888631
Everyone seems to forget that the Noldor and Sindar get their shit pushed in by Melkor for 500 years and then by Sauron for another 3,000

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>Dominion can't even defeat the redguards, who forced the pussy altmer forces out of Hammerfell almost completely by themselves