Reminder that there's absolutely no good reason to willingly play as an elf in any game.
mixing is how we ended up with campy, good for nothing bretons
>altmer are taller
>more cultured than nords
>wonder why they develop a superiority complex
lets not even mention Lotr where Elves blow dwarves completely out of the water in every aspect
>literally wanting to destroy the world just so they can return to the higher existence they got kicked out of for being cunts in the first place
Yesss, Ulfric...hate the Elves and keep up your Civil War, good goy
Yeah that's pretty much what the Dwemer thought, and look what happened to them.
Fug, meant for >>322883430
because fucking elves are shit tier snobish good for nothing elitist faggots in EVERY, and I repeat, LITERALLY EVERY setting
Another popular trope is where they are basically fucking lower tier rats, and steal shit, basically gypsies
AND SLUT ELVES, FUCKING FUCK
Seriously, I hope, Tolkien is in hell getting ploughed by thousands of burning metal dicks for inventing elves
Something that confused me when playing Oblivion was the sheer number of Argonians in the mages guild. They're almost always central to the local mage guild mission, too. You'd think there would be more elves.
Mages Guild has been primarily an Empire thing as soon as Galerion passed away
Even in 3rd era Mer are still secluded and mostly keep in Mages Guilds such as the on on Lillandril
is pelin-el the best lore addition to come out of Oblivion?
Redoran is doing a pretty good job of keeping the lizardags away
But yeah, some territories are probably forever lost already, especially if some HIST saplings will move there and start reshaping the land into bullshit
Shivering Isles was the best though
You should definitely choke on my dick.
>le nord meme
It's not about Nords, ever self respecting man must rape and pillage Merkind
anyone wants TES concept arts starting with Shivering Isles?
I fucking love him
>accidently genocides Khajit
It literally does you gayass knifears.
D&D both immortalized modern elves as we know them and ruined elves in one porn addled package. What's worse is that Tolkien gets the blame despite his elves being essentially /fit/ and soulless pseudo-angels who could grow beards. Not gay femmy snobs.
>Dominion can't even defeat the redguards, who forced the pussy altmer forces out of Hammerfell almost completely by themselves