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Reminder to thank your healer.
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I always do.
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Always do.
And when possible, I thank them with dickings.
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>>322876332
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>>322876042
>tfw druid
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>>322876042

I always do when playing Mill
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>>322876042
TIME FOR GAY
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>>322876042
I only played 1 mmo with healer classes in the last 5 years, FF14.

Everything else did away with healers.

My pocket healer is unhappy about that
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I always keep my last Rolo to eat it in front of him.
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>>322876441

Do Druids ever shut the fuck up?

Christ druids are always the whiniest fucks.

>muh l-loot!
>muh contribution
>muh dps even though I am meant to be healer spec
>muh heals even though I am meant to be dps spec
>muh pet aggroing fucking everything because I don't want to desummon pet.
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>>322876042
That's like saying remember to thank your garbage man.

Do your fucking job someone has to do it and no one forced you into it unlike real life. Tank here I regularly do no heal runs because dumbass healers like OP and people who always need to top others off wasting their mp for when its necessary.
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>>322876149
>tfw no healer mummy gf
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>>322876654
Why are tanks always such arrogant cunts?
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cumdump
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>>322876584
>muh pet aggroing fucking everything because I don't want to desummon pet.

That's hunters.
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This is why no one likes slut healers. No one thanks the tank, or the good dps because they are doing their job. Why do you need it for doing yours?
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Healers are useless they're only necessary if you're bad and getting hit.

Faggots.
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>those thighs
Muh dick
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>>322876834
Because that's the only way they'll ever feel useful.
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heal me you whore
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reminder
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>>322876042
Why are her thighs so thick?
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>>322876834
>No one thanks the tank

Tank and heal are the core on the group, DPS are just there for additional sparks.
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>>322876976
>yfw She gets greater pleasure from rogue behind the tanks back
DPSED
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>>322877370
>she
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>>322876042
>>322876149
>motherly and tender
>full chest provides nourishing milk
>THICK

How can trap healers compete?
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>the healer is always female
>never a devout young man brimming with pious energy or a grizzled but gentle old priest.
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>>322876042
>those thick thighs
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>>322877523
Someone once explained how healers were originally male, but eventually over the course of a few decades the stereotype shifted to females to balance out the all male party.
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>>322877483
This. It's like having a mom you can fuck. Nothing beats that.
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>>322877610
And being a healer is hella gay when you could be swinging a sword the size of elephants manhood
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>>322877523
>or a grizzled but gentle old priest

This is what I go for. I wanna be a devout old monk.
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>>322878043
>Use character with s big sword
>You compensating for something there, anon
Every fucking time.
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>>322877610
That and as the 3 roles became more distinct from each other armoured battle clerics became less relevant in MMOs.

Nowadays the hip thing is to make women archers because everyone forgot using a warbow is the most strength centric task in ancient warfare.

If you ever find yourself in some urban survival shit, and the bow you find actually has a 45kg or more draw weight do not give the bow to the girl. Give her a spear or a really big stick. Even a kid can poke something to death with a spear. A bow, one designed to fucking kill people, takes /k/oordination and /fit/ness.
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>>322878065
>>322877523

>tfw not enough grizzled old priests who are harsh but fair at times andforever understanding while being gentle an kind at the perfect moments
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>>322876042
HOLY SHIT THOSE ARE SOME KILLER THIGHS
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thanks
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>>322877610

Its simple, healing usually was a tedious but easy job.

Since women play for attention and not for gameplay, they chose the task that is rarely berated in its performance and is pretty easy.
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>>322878590
did you mean hiller tights?
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>>322878743
JUST A PRANK BRO
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>>322878801
Actually, the shift away from male healers was a lore/story thing on the part of creators, not players.
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>>322876654
>wasting mp
i bet you suck dick at tanking and the healer has to babysit you shitter
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>>322876976
>being a betamax
i heal because nobody else can do the fucking job right and if you want something done right do it your fucking self.
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>>322877618
>not fucking your mom
Get on my level
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>>322878801
dunno what garbage games you play where healing is easy but you should probably stop playing wow, its 2016
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>>322879774

Where is it hard?
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>>322879818
tera for one, their pretty much the lynchpin of a party in tera, all you dps could be dumb as fuck and your tank could not know how to block to save the universe, but if tyhe healer is up to task the party wont die.
Honestly a skilled person in any roll in tera can be the lynchpin of the party, but in a good party healing is still difficult because you are basically 1hit from everything which involves dodging a lot, while keeping buffs and debuffs running, keeping everyone topped off because everyone else can get hit maybe twice even tanks.
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>ever being a healer
what's it like being a sissy that craves cock 24/7?
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>>322880816

Not bad, I imagine it'll be much better once I get cock 24/7 too
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>>322879818
I think you know ;)
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>>322880910
LONDON
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MEDIC!, thanks for the overheals, and kritzkrieg.
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>>322880026
Too bad they're now made useless because Brawlers could just solo dungeons and not even notice the rest of the party is missing.
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>>322878384
pretty sure woman archers has been in d&d since the start because non magic range isnt manly or nerdy enough.
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>>322879649
this
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>>322876487
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>>322883212

Nothing ranged is manly.
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I heal for instant queues and so that the groups success doesn't hinge on some retard.
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A good tank doesn't need a healer

A good healer doesn't need a tank

Good dps don't need either.
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>>322885203
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>not playing a manly healer who's seen some shit
Fags
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