Mike Matei thread

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>/v/ only likes this faggot because James is a cuck

>that feel when you can never have a thread at all whatsoever involving anything cinemassacre related on /v/ ever again because the thread will IMMEDIATELY get ruined by faggots talking about cuck this cuck that and 10 inches

You fucking faggots.

>>322868528
These threads were always garbage. Before le ebin cuck maymay started, everyone fucking hated Mike for some reason and loved James. Now it's the same, only the situation's reversed.

>>322868386

>13 minutes later
>shitpost

Go to fuckin' bed, OP.

>>322867547
I genuinely don't know how he manages to resist killing himself after that

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>>322868386
I like him because of his dick size.

>>322869252
It's because it came to light that Mike was the one really pulling most of the strings of Cinemassacre and had all the video game knowledge - James was just along for the ride.

James created the character, but it was all Mike's work that made The Nerd The Nerd.

>Mike "I'll Let You Suck It But I'm Not Gay" Matei
>Mike "I Don't Usually Do Rear Entry But I Will If You Pay" Matei
>Mike "Put On This Gimp Suit And Do What I Say" Matei
>Mike "I Know I Promised I Wouldn't Go Rough With You But I Still May" Matei
>Mike "Into Water Sports And Butt Play" Matei
>Mike "Let's Skip The Foreplay" Matei
>Mike "Prepare To Be Covered In My Piss Spray" Matei
>Mike "I'll Use Your Asshole As An Ashtray" Matei
>Mike "Fat Ass Gourmet" Matei
>Mike "Whips And Lingerie" Matei
>Mike "Invade Your Hole Like It's D-Day" Matei
>Mike "Exploring Your Back Passageway" Matei
>Mike "Eating You Out Like A Buffet" Matei
>Mike "Meet Me In The Alleyway" Matei
>Mike "Fuck The Pain Away" Matei
>Mike "More Inches Than Words In An Essay" Matei
>Mike "Nutting Every Day Until I'm Old And Grey" Matei

>>322869681
This is actually true, and it shows the most with the AVGN movie. Mike had almost no involvement in the feature. It was co-written with James by Kevin Finn and it shows..

Mike helps James out with the writing and gameplay portions of the AVGN episodes. While some people may not like him, it's impossible to deny how important he is to the AVGN character.