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MEANWHILE, ON ALIEN /v/...
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>KROGAN COCK SO GOOD
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>>322864098

UNGA BUNGA

ME FACE WHEN CONSOLE MEN PLAY GAME WITH CONTROLLER
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ayy lmao
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NOT EVEN A DISTANT LAND
STUCK ON A WHOLE DIFFERENT PLA~NET
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FILPENDO!
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BLAZINGA
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WHO LIT UP THE MEMES?
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>>322864098
>now that the dust has settled
The dust never settles, seroously, fuck mars.
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Gleepika-40P has no games
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AYY LMAO
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ą̴̗̟̥̖̭̤̥̥̩̬̰̱̽͒́̂̽ͧ̓̀̑̂̉̎ͦ̂ͬ̏̈́͟͞y̢̯̹̝̖̝̩͇̠̗̯̫̘̟ͨ͋ͨ̓͌͂ͣ̇͛͡ͅy̍͛͌ͧ͗ͨ̀̽̂̈́҉̴̴̨̦̲̦̤̰͇̣̱͔̪͎͢y̢̨̡̪̱̻̹̗̝̪̖̗̹̪̗̭͈̜̤͕̳̅̌ͫ̇͛ͦͥ̊̋͗͐̚͝y̝̞̮̥͕̟̥͔͈͓͕̻̗͍̮̝̯̋̊ͤ̚͘͟͜͟ÿ͍̰̼̹̭̹̦͍̲̝̬͙͈͈̲͚̯̈́̽ͦ̐̊̃̔̐̿͊͘͝y̡̪̭̭̝̠̪̠͕̭̻͇͙̬̖͔̫͇͗́̇̐̚̚͞ͅỹ̩͎͙̝̗̤͙͕̩̣̰̮͎̖̣͇̖̥̘̊ͭͤ̾́͘ý̢̪͓͚̳̇ͭͮ̐̃ͬ͐̊ͮͨ͗ͥͧ̊ͬ̔̚͜͝y̷̸̥͕͎̙̬͓̘̯̦͇̗ͨ̑ͤ͑͂̉͒ͨ̊ͮ͡
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>my alien face when alien casuals buy Call of Duty: Galactic Warfare in masse but games like Real Competition and Tremor are dead games.
Is there hope for the First-Person Zapper?
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>Ayy lmao ayy (Alien planet thread)
>Ayy lmao ayy lmao lmao ayy ayy ayy lmao (not speaking on ayy lmaos for maximum accuracy)
Ayy lmao desu senpai baka
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Chuba! Wee now kong bantha poodoo. E chu ta!

Ban gon wan she co, cah
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>>322864098
HOMO-SAPIENS LOL
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>>322865286
This game looks awesome, where can I donate?
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>>322865872
>Real Competition

Laffed
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Captain, I'm getting high readings of shitposting and memes.
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AYY LMAO
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>>322866023

You take that back sleemo.
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So I arguing with my amorphous neighbor the other day.
Guy(assuming he HAS a sex???) says chicks with odd numbered tits are better than chicks with even numbered tits.
Firstly, WHAT? I was birthed from an egg, I know nothing of tits.
Secondly, guy(?) is amorphous, his species doesn't even HAVE tits.
Lesser mammals, solve this dispute. Odd or even?
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COME COME FUCK APART IN HERE
I DIE IN THE PROCESS
YOU DIE IN THE PROCESS
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FUCKING XCOM ARE OUTSIDE MY BUILDING COMPLEX AGAIN
THEY'RE BREAKING OUR WINDOWS, THE FUCKING ASSHOLES
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>>322866247

Lets take a closer look. Helm, take us in.
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>>322866453
Snektits or GTFO
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>>322866495

Captain, at the present level of autism our shields will not hold.
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In the previous thread, someone asked why were humans the shittiest race in every game. Let me answer your question:
HUMANS ARE THE SHITTIEST RACE IN REAL LIFE
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>One-Of-Infinite-Siphons dictates acquisition of new holovisual entertainment program
>Teleform to Holovisual Entertainment Program Center
>Ask attractive Grelithian at counter for information on Lesser Spawn Mating Simulation
>All Xenoforms present express disgust
>Nutrition-paste falls from equipment holsters
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GAS THE APES INTERSTELLAR WAR NOW
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>>322866572

I'm the worst Captain and don't give a shit about my crew. Take us in.
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>Playing vidya online
>Get connected to Earth server
>Shit is laggy as fuck
Why are all servers based on fucking Earth? Shit is unplayable
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ITT: non humans claiming they are the master race

Just be glad we haven't glassed your faggot planets yet. Go back to jerking off to women that look like Jello sculptures you degenerate troglodytes.
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>Tfw the Council banned abductions of pre-space travel equipped forms of life.
What the fuck, I just want a hairless Ayype to play all these shitty Holo-games with.
Who wants to meet up and like mass abduct some ayypes on Terra, give me your star coordinates.
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>>322866667

Captain, we're being hailed. I'm putting it through.
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>his race is still organic
>not ascending to superior, synthetic form
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raaaaaaaa
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>>322866775
>Win agains Ayy Conglomerate, literally shitstain on galaxy's surface
>think you are the hottest shit in your nebula

You apes never cease to amuse me.
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>>322866857

Hello, respectable male capta-

Oh shit, its a girl.

Tits or gtfo.
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>All these faggots who are carbon based.
You're really pressuring my gaseous body right now.
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>>322866958
>His race is still made of baser materials like atoms
>Not ascending to superior, energy-based thoughtform
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>want to play vidya
>remember i'm on the moon so there are no outlets to plug my console in
>"GODDAMN IT REDDIT"
>walk to store to buy electricity
>remember i'm on the moon so start walking and drift away from surface
>"LITERALLY REDDIT"
>drink water to calm down
>remember i'm on the moon so splash water all over the face because no gravity
>"BRBRLRBRLBRL"
i die
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>>322867190
Unga bunga cho ko nu balalaika
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>>322867216
Nigger I wanted to say this
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>>322867162
Lemme guess, you're race has tons of eyeballs and is being cucked by a bunch of space ork booger eaters, cry more, faggot.
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>>322864184
>>KROGAN COCK SO GOOD
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Yo you guys hear about that terror group on Earth, I think their name is dot com or something
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>>322867474
>Inner-Planetary Politics
>Drama:The Planet
AYY LMAO
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>>322867474
I wouldn't worry about those mongrels too much until they get their hands on warp drives.
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>>322867342
>his race has only two eyes
>his race has only two arms
>most of his race members can barely lift their own weight
>his race doesn't even augument themselves to overcome their hindrances
>his race is divided into more than 5 factions
>his race still uses projectiles propelled by a chemical reaction as the main weapon
>his race thinks setting foot on the moon of their planet is some big achievement

End yourself, and take your whole race with you.
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mucha shaka paka
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>>322867958
Sure thing rondule glorpsteen, you got me there, enjoy literally shitting on each other because MUH PROUD ANCIENT AYYLIEN TRADITION.
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>>322868397
>his race still hasn't perfected their digestive system to the point when they don't even defecate

It's like you're handing me the arguments.
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>>322868591
>its not defecating, we're dropping pure energy on each other, it's good for the environment and keeps our race alive for thousands of years
Sure thing bud. You might not call it defecation but it sure does look and smell like a bunch of smelly many eyed aliens shitting on each other.
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>>322868591
>They have to augment their weak ass bodies to survive
Ayy you all would be dead if we didn't shill our shit to you nerds.
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>>322865286
9/11
would complain about on /v/
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WHO /SPACEBUG/ HERE?
WHAT'S EVERY INDIVIDUAL
>EXTERMINATAN
>BUILDAN
>REFINAN FOR RESOURCES

ALSO HOW'S YOUR SWARM LEADER? ARE THEY UNDER ANY STRESS? I HOPE YOU'RE ALL NOT GIVING THEM ANY PROBLEMS, THAT WOULD MOST CERTAINLY SPELL DEFEAT FOR ANY HIVE.
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>>322866582
I am pretty sure niggers are worse.
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>meanwhile, humans are still to make a single base on their moon
>they choose to fight and scuabble amongst themselves instead
>6000 years after discovering how to write

I think homo sapiens is the biggest let-down in the history of their system. It went so good at the start, but then it just flopped.

how pathetic
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RATATAM RATATAM
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Ayyy lmao
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