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AGDQ 2016 - SASSY EDITION

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Now: Half-Life 2
Next: Portal 2
Then: Alien Swarm
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Anime belong in the trash
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>hotline miami vod deleted

/srg/ memed too hard
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HeyGuys ;)
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HEY GUYZ~
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>HEY GUYS
what the fuck is with this speedrun?
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unf
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well this is gonna get nuked
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>>322822409
This is not true
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REMINDER that /v/'s definition of a speedrun is to complete a game perfectly instead of completing a game fast.
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Is Noire /ourguy/ ?
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>>322822276
is that the runner on the left
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wixMini WITWIX RAID wixMini
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>>322822413
>>322822423
cute!
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>>322822409
It was never put up you fucking child
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>>322822440
Pure autismstone
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>>322822409
what did they do?
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YOU USED TO CALL ME ON CELLPHONE
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Threads gonna get deleted by using that pic OP
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BANNED
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>>322822409
Where the hell can I see it?
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>>322822276
Inb4 (Dead)
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>notch spent 8k for that

Top kek
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GETTING CALLED THE FUCK OUT
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https://www.youtube.com/user/gamesdonequick/videos

They haven't hit Hotline on the schedule yet for the uploads

/gamesdonequick/v/33381987?t=40h32m39s

Right there

STOP FALLING FOR OBVIOUS BULLSHIT
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>>322822276
>That image

YOU DOOMED THIS THREAD OP
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>>322822409
Did he really, it was only for wearing a Trump hat right? Why the FUCK is that bannable? Having a political affiliation is bannable?

These fucks went fully nazi
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>NO STICKY YET

FUCKING MODS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING FUCK WE DONT NEED 300 THREADS WITH AGDQ AN HOUR WE NEED A FUCKING STICKY DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO TO EARN YOUR HOT POCKETS FUCK
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>>322822440
That was a donation incentive, you got to decide what twitch cat emote to write on the wall during a cutscene.
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>Can't mistake that voice anywhere
Ice cold.
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>>322822409
What did they do this time?
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>"Cringe" now being auto censored in chat

Come on you GDQ fags, can you please stop banning words?
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>>322822409
It was never uploaded, stop being retarded.
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>>322822276
>using a picture of the current speedrunner
Enjoy your ban.
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>"hey guys! :3"
fuck this guy
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>>322822276
rip in pizza thread
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this girl is pretty cute
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WATCH ADGQ WITHOUT CHAT NAZIS
http://instasync.com/r/movie4chan
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>>322822276
Noir is more fuckable than Maisie Williams
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Is Noir a trap?
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>>322822489
Reminder: he can literally load a savegame before the credits and call it done. That's what this "category" allows.
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>>322822547

He wipes his ass with 8k.
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>>322822515
LATE NIGHT WHEN YOU NEED MY LOVE
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>>322822514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpeUzrfRrbs
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>>322822543
The only thing I can find is the French one and you can't hear the runners, just french announcers.
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I want to fuck this runner
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>>322822641
He should wear makeup.
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>trihex almost shorter than this guy
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>>322822497
no. (You) are.
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>LE JUST LE REPEAT LE WHAT LE I LE SAW
>LE TWITCH
>LE SPEEDGAEMS
xDDD
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>we ran out of donations
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>>322822567
These threads are shitposting central.

A sticky would only make these threads fill faster with even more shit.
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>>322822684
delete this
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>>322822603
I would :3
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>>322822268
Man I legitimately thought this was fake when I first saw it, what is going on.
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>>322822684
GOLEM, GET YE GONE
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>out of donations

DEAD
E
A
D
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>>322822649
But no one does that.

So what's the problem?
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Are there any donation incentives we can spam to get Can'tStumpTheTrump as a name?
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>>322822649
He's not loading pre-made saves you retard.
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>>322822649
Are you mentally retarded?
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THIS RUBIKS CUBE SOLVING IS MAXIMUM OVER CRINGE LOAD
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>>322822684
This guy is gunna get some puss tonight.
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quick, someone donate 1 thousand dollars saying HL2 run was the best so far.
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>>322822550
CALLED
THE
FUCK
OUT
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Someone donate under the name Poopfeast
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>>322822550
But it was immature.
Saying it once is funny, but a minute of "take my wood take my wood take my wood my wood is tall take my wood take my wood you prude" is just fucking retarded. Shows that /v/ will gobble up the stupidest shit just because it makes SJWs mad
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>>322822512
So now i understand why niggers destroy cars now that i have seen this image.
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>>322822692
I actually got hard at the thought, this fucking website is turning me gay
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K L E I N E R
L
E
I
N
E
R

BIOCHEM
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>>322822663
I KNOW WHEN THAT HOTLINE BLING
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>>322822675
Maybe there's an autism anon who can post it for us.

I saw the run, but I don't like the idea of letting these no fun fags get away with censorship.
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>>322822684
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>>322822567
Stickies are shit.

People who aren't even interested in watching would just start shitposting in it. And they get super fucking long and lag out and it's impossible to have any discussion at all due to the amount of posting
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>>322822550
>People literally getting triggered by someone getting triggered

You people are as bad as the SJWs.
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>>322822684
Oh thats where the handshaking meme came from, yeah that's pretty weird. I remember the only time I shook hands with a girl I was like 11 and it felt awkward even then lol.
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>>322822809
why do you exist then?
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T A L O S
A
L
O
S
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>Talos Principle broken in half
My interest is piqued.
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>>322822767
Because there's no consistency. All times submitted for the category are invalid because of the broken up nature of the run.
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>>322822550
Who?
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>>322822809
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>>322822863
>tfw pretty sure my posture is this bad

how can i fix this?
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Are we posting on cruise control?
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RUBIX CUBE
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Big Jon is calling to kill whitey
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>hello
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>>322822876
>shooting terrorists is as bad as being terrorist.
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>>322822931
Some feminist SJW that can't take a joke.
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>gets rekt at the rubiks cube metagame every time


Why even bother?
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Why are they such prudes
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>who's a good boy
I am
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Who's a good boy?
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>>322822809
Called out be the edgelords
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>Who's a good boy
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>>322822956
Stand upright next to a wall for 5 minutes everyday for a while. Probably a better way of doing this but this helped me out a lot.
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>>322822838
kleiners get lanky and pudgy though
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>>322822924
There is consistency though because what they are doing can be done from a completely fresh install of the game. Please learn what the fuck you're talking about.
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>>322823001
>Tweets are terrorism
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>>322822918
Pretty sure they're doing 100%. Which is a shame since it's such a fucking beautiful game with an interesting narrative that's going to get bowled over.
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>>322822991
DELETE THIS
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>>322822550
>anime avatar
>calling others childish
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>>322822836
I wouldnt brag about that you fucking faggot
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>>322823016

Because those event security were jealous of his BBC.
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>>322822956
by posting GOLEM GET YE GONE
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WATCH AGDQ WITH FELLOW AUTISTS
http://instasync.com/r/movie4chan
http://instasync.com/r/movie4chan
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>>322822684
Thats some tight game. All it takes is the approach boys. Take notes
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>>322823016
They're cuck bitches hungry for money
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>>322823016
Maybe he shouldn't have been black then
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these guys are pretty cool.

first run that I can stomach
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>>322822684
GET YE GONE
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>shoot red barrel
>it explodes
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>>322823103
>splatoon
>anime
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>>322823103
>splatoon
>anime
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>>322823119
no
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It just keeps happening!
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I want to nut on Noir's clothes
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>>322823075
You're missing the fundamental point. But ok.
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Is Noir sexy to anyone else? My most perverse side is attracted to him.
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>>322823078
it was analogy you fucking anal autist.
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>>322823119
wew lad
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>>322823065
I'll give it a shot

>>322823118
I post it every time I see the pic usually.

GOLEM GET YE GONE
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>>322823119

$roll chief's autism level
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>>322823119
s t o p
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>alright we're gonna load some saves

Jesus Christ really?
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They're hardly reading any donations, do you think it's because they know they'll be banning him and deleting this vod?
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>>322823119
I'm already in the thread though
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>cant do basic barrel boost
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>>322823206
What is your retarded fundamental point, then?
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>all these resets
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>>322823119
This site automatically starts your mic and webcam so be prepared. Didn't even find out the first time.
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>>322822625
>wanting to participate in chat
kill yourself
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>Americans clap when a runner fails to die for the 50th time in a row.
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>mfw people actually find rape amusing
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>>322823235
You got a food one too?
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>he spends time watching people play games while someone is reading greeting cards from germany
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>>322823119
ok
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What's all this drama about people being banned from AGDQ?
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>>322823235
It was a stupid analogy, Shut the fuck up.
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What happen to the Twitch stream? It won't load for me, it's just a black screen and it says "Untitled Broadcast"
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>heeeeyyyyyyyy
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>vod going to get the hotline miami treatment
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anyone else having problems with the stream?
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>>322823119
worse than twitch chat
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ayy lmao what a cuck
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>>322823260
>explains the game is so random that saving and loading is required
>idiots like you still comment like this
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>>322823016
Who all is on the banned list?
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>>322823292

No it doesn't. Why are you lying?
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>>322823016
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>Here's a really long donation message so you don't run out of things to say
Here's a really long donation message so you don't run out of things to say
>Here's a really long donation message so you don't run out of things to say
Here's a really long donation message so you don't run out of things to say
>Here's a really long donation message so you don't run out of things to say
Here's a really long donation message so you don't run out of things to say
>Here's a really long donation message so you don't run out of things to say
Here's a really long donation message so you don't run out of things to say
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>HERES A REALLY LONG DONATION SO DONT RUN OUT OF THINGS TO SAY
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>>322823363
same senpai
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>>322823168
>>322823169
Interactive anime then

Sorry for triggering
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Did he just "rawwwr" at the person who whistled.
Please.
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>this donation gets bigger reaction than anything runner has done

blunder of the century
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>>322823119
kill yourself lad
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>>322823372
The hotline miami one was never deleted, it wasn't even put up yet
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>>322823363
Noir made another off-colour joke so they shut it down.

3 mins until nukes bros
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>>322823372
All the good runs are getting deleted
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How many people has this guy triggered so far?
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DEEP

DARK

FANTASY
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SO BANNED

BANNED AS FUUUUUUUUUUCK
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Do people just watch these to see autists sperg out? I'm constantly seeing "CRINGE (FunnyTwitchEmote)" in chat.
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The Rubix cube stuff is pretty dumb, but honestly, it's a million times better than constantly hearing the same automated donation messages everytime he has to stop. And I appreciate him thinking up something to do during those times, even if it didn't really work out.
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>>322823327
sure, here you go.

When you eat food, you have to shit it out, that shit is exactly the same thing what is inside your head.
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>deep
>inside
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DEEP
E
E
P
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What even is this
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>Feel it deep inside
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I cant watch this shit. Fucking indiefags ruined it for me.
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>Really deep inside
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Someone should donate in honor of their parent's doctor, Dr. Mywefs Sun
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can't wait for these highlights
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>>322823016
Is this the big fat black dude running Mario?
He was extremely entertaining at GDQ.
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>make him feel it really deep inside
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>>322823247
$roll Rookie's gay level
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HIT ME DEEEP INSIDE, STAND BACK ITS GONNA BLOW
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DEEP

INSIDE
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>>322823282
That loading saves of things you didn't actually do that run is what makes this category bogus.
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What is the deal with Cosmo? I've been watching GDQ since they started but I was never interested in Zelda.

Why is he "Narcissa" now? Did he come out as gay/trans?
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How is this level of faggotry even allowed?
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Its time.
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I called it, Noir is the new meme boi of 2016

Guisss
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>>322823363
Twitch is fucked

Don't leave the page if you intend to keep watching
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c-can they ban donators?
how did they one even get through?
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>>322823423
>thought i had other intentions

Fucking racist cops
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>>322822276
Whos dis gurl?
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>>322823510

audism
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>DEEP INSIDE
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DEEP
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>>322823548
He just decided to transition. That's all.
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>>322823548
Nintendo cut off his dick for being bad at Mario Maker
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>>322823557
This is nearly as autistic as the twitch chat itself.

Shame on you, /v/.
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>>322823543
THEY ARE NOT DOING THAT YOU RETARD
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On a scale of 1 to 10 - how bannned?
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>>322823484
pretty much why I'm here. I don't give a shit about people playing vidya fast
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God damn it.
Noir is an absolute cuteboy.
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>>322822897
Has anything changed in the five years since?
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>>322823578
He wasn't after his Portal run last year and none of these jokes are funny enough to repeat, so no.
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>>322823594
>Put down that gun
>It's a video game cartridge
>PUT DOWN THAT GUN
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>>322823548
It's so he can get some
WORLD RECORDS
O
R
L
D

R
E
C
O
R
D
S
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Did snowfats seriously get banned?
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>>322823548
His dick was deducted by John Numbers
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>>322823416

This current guy at least, can't get away with that baby fudging thing
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNK5tBrO15I
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>>322823632
11
At least 11 soccer mums were triggered during it.
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>>322823543
Holy fuck have you ever played HL2?

Whenever you reach a checkpoint or new chapter, an automatic save is created.

If you delete your most recent quicksave and load one of the checkpoint saves, you spawn at that checkpoint with full health.
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>>322822409
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TRUMP HATS TRIGGER ME BANNED

Why did AGDQ become so shit lads?
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>>322822276
lol

pc games are so glitchy
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>>322823704
DELETE THIS
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>>322823686
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banned as fuck
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>>322823625
>>322823737
The fact that you guys think that is acceptable speaks volumes.
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>Maquina_azul30 is Mexican

>The Mexican Runner

I thought that Mexicans didn't like vidya
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>>322823762
>he says after the zelda speedrun was almost cancelled because the NES hardlocked
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>>322823607
>That's all

He also completely gave up speedrunning, and his streams have just become endless circlejerks where he complains about shit and people tell him he's beautiful.
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>>322823548
She's lesbian niw cislord
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>that's kind of difficult

Jesus Christ really?
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>>322823475
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HIS FIRST AND LAST RUN.

ABSOLUTE MAD MAN
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>>322823745
IT WAS NEVER DELETED YOU FUCK
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>>322823423
Whats wrong about what he did?
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>>322823656
Now girls just hold hands with me <3 ahhhhh
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Fuck this was the highlight of the stream, everything else has sucked.
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>>322823119
cool
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>No WR
GET KEKKED FAGGOT
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>savedelete to get health and suit power back

why even show up
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>>322823827
>it's a /v/ thread
>pretending to be retarded music starts playing
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>>322823834
>completely gave up speedrunning
What the fuck does he stream then
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>so we're gonna save delete here just to have more health

hey buddy here's a tip open your console and type buddha
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Does Noir dom
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>>322823827
Why are you taking speedrunning this seriously?

The only reason you could care this much is if you are an actual HL2 runner.

Are you?
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i will fuck edobean
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>>322823975
You can die with buddha on.
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>>322823947

I think Smash 4 and some Twitch Creative stuff.
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>>322823947
Being bad at Tr4sh
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>>322823524
yeah that's the problem, he was entertaining
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>>322823682
The fuck are the mods deleting these posts for?
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>all these posts being deleted
simply
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>>322823893
Did a Portal run last year.
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>>322822684
ALPHA
S

F
U
C
K
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Video games.
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>>322823992
Noir is definitely a sub.
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>these threads
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>>322823945
>>322823995
I'm saying the category is bullshit. Don't take it personally you fuggen spergs. Loading a save that possesses content you didn't earn in your run (health for example) is not legitimate.
>>
>>322823936
>>322823975
>this thing that's totally fine within the rules SHOULDN'T BE USED

Autism.
>>
>>322822276
stream gone wrong [gone sexual]
>>
>>322823524
hes not even fat. just ripped

not even joking
>>
>>322823947
Mario Maker + talking about trans shit.
>>
>something autistic
>>
>>322823904
Nothing. Staff just thought he was going to take up extra time last year and this is apparently why they can treat him like a criminal.
>>
>>322824090
Yes. Videogames.
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>[Deleted]
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Which was your favourite run, mods?
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>>322824002
When you become a unicorn or whatever you adopt a new name and your old one is "dead."
>>
>mods literally deleting half the posts

Did someone eat your last hot pocket or something? Gawtdaym
>>
>Somethingautistic
Confirmed
>>
>$1500 donation
>>
Because they pandered
They get a donation
>>
What the fuck is going on? New mod?
>>
>SOMETHING AUTISTIC
>>
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>something autistic
wooooooooooowwww
>>
>kill the animals

what?
>>
>>322824108
All the categories are arbitrary
>>
I swear to God he said autistic, it didn't sound anywhere close to "artistic"
>>
>THE SPONSOR SPECIFICALLY DONATES DURING HIS RUN
Maybe he'll live?
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>SomethingArtistic
>$1500
This is one of you fags isn't
>>
>Thanks, Dad.
>>
SON I AM PROUD
>>
>>322824108
>Don't take it personally you fuggen spergs

Umm...
>>
>Fifteen hundred
Do all americans talk like that?
>>
>mod deleting SFW pictures of the runner

Amazing
>>
who celebrating this guy being kicked out of agdq?

I'm personally opening up a bottle of white wine
>>
So is Noir gay for men or just gay for dressup?
Like from 1-10 on the guy scale is he mildy-manloving or a bamboozling bender?
>>
>>(Dead)

HELP
>>
>>322824052
They absolutely deserve to be though. I am so tired of lies and twitter bullshit.
>>
CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE

lets bet on the next rubiks cube battle

who will win?

Noir or the autistic guy on the couch
>>
>>322824189
Pretty sure that was a joke.
>>
RUN OVER!
>>
>>322824257
Delete this
>>
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>Something Autistic likes this run

Confirmed for not getting banned
>>
>>322824252
pretty much

one thousand five hundred sounds stupid
>>
RESET
>>
>posting dicks
MODS
>>
>>322824232
It's one of their sponsors. Just more shilling by them.
>>
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>Since 1985, the Prevent Cancer Foundation, a 501(c)3 nonprofit, has invested nearly $142 million in support of cancer prevention research, education, advocacy and outreach programs nationwide and have played a pivotal role in developing a body of knowledge that is the basis for important prevention and early detection strategies. The Foundation is the only U.S. nonprofit organization solely devoted to cancer prevention and early detection. We have funded nearly 450 scientists at over 150 leading medical institutions across the country. Our public education programs have applied this scientific knowledge to inform the public about ways they can reduce their cancer risks.
>nationwide
>across the country

Friendly reminder that everyone who donates while saying shit like Greetings from Germany/Sweden are giving money to an organization that exists because the wealthiest country in the world on the other side of the planet refuses to offer its citizens proper healthcare.
>>
We're gonna go to space —

Eventually.
>>
>>322824168
AnyDelete%
>>
Man, how about these video game speed runs
>>
MR BUCKET RUINING THE RUN
>>
>>322823548

His girlfriend dumped him so he's going through a phase.
>>
only 30 mins left
>>
HYPE
>>
>>322824290
I highly doubt it.
>>
>>322824280
Probably just a dressup kinda thing.
>>
>let's go to space
>space bucket!
>goes as high as a building
WoWoW
>>
>>322824108
You're literally saying glitches that give you things you didn't earn are not legitimate in a speedrun, which is retarded. Most speedruns will use glitches to do broken things and this is no different. It's not like they created a premade save file to load in the middle of the run. All of this can be done on a fresh install.
>>
>HOOOO IM ABOUT TO CUMM.. YESSSSSSSSSS
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>>322824215
Super metroid
>>
>that trick is really really really really really really nerve-wracking

Jesus Christ really?
>>
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
>these noises
>>
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GOLD EXPERIENCE REQUIEM
>>
>>322824338
Are you saying cancer is cured in Europe?
>>
ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>
wew lad
>>
Was cosmo at this years agdq? I haven't watched all of agdq so I might have missed him
>>
>Give wood
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>these noises
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le ACTING man = mods
le anime girl = anons ITT
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>>322824351
What are you talking about?
>>
>uuuuung

>hnnnnng

>yeeees

what did he mean by this?
>>
Why are all the posts getting deleted what is happening
>>
>Just gotta find the right rock
>>
>those moans
>YES!
>>
>>322822863
Golem get ye gone
>>
can the jannies / mods please delete post like these >>322824257 faster than "off-topic" posts about wanting to know what the fuk fakenaming or w/e it was plez?

also to stay on topic: HALF LIFE 2
>>
>>322824373
delete this
>>
SOFTLOCK PogChamp
>>
>>322822956
working out helps supposedly

i used to have poor posture then i did some deadlifts and pullups and now my posture is good

i think
>>
RUN OVER
>>
Who is Noir, and does he/she have nudes?
>>
>>322822409
I'm watching it right now though
>>
Preety sure the just deleting links and bots, probably a good few coming through.
>>
I think the bf fell asleep but I'm still watching

Would be nice if it actually started on schedule
>>
>>322824445
>>322824445
He has a buttplug that goes off at random times.
>>
>SOFTLOCK
>>
>>322824434

Putting aside the obligatory meme replies, no they are not.
>>
>>322824425
No they've actually been importing it by the hundreds of thousands
>>
>>322824331
Makes sense. Only ancient people talk like that here.
>>
>>322824448
mods getting triggered
>>
>tfw your bf went to bed and left you to watch ADGQ alone

guys... ;_;
>>
>>322823016
Stop smuggling eggrolls into AGDQ you fat fuck.
>>
THANKS GABEN
>>
>>322824469
thanks dad
>>
HOLY FUCK THE BUCKET AGAIN
>>
>>322824360
I feel bad for him. Probably going to chop off his pee-pee, and is going to regret it for the rest of his life.
>>
>>322824116
AGDQ REACTION VIDEO FUCK SEX KISSING [BLOWJOB] CUM [SHIT] [REAL PEOPLE] [UNDERAGE]
>>
RIP RUN
>>
>>322824421
>Diavolo plays half life 2
>>
>bump the bucket into the wall simulator
PC GAMING AT ITS FINEST
>>
BEST THREADS
>>
RUN IS KILL
>>
>>322823016

Why do people care about this freakish nigger?
>>
>>322824562
Post feet.
>>
>>322824425
Of course not, if cancer in Europe is cured this board wouldn't exist.
>>
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gg runs dead
>>
>>322824338
>the wealthiest country in the world

Let me guess you think having a mortgage means you're a homeowner as well right?
>>
>>322824257

would suck
>>
>Listening to Big Jon on his stream

This guy is seriously the chillest guy in the history of chill guys.
>>
>literally choking on the bucket once again
>>
>>322823596
Surprise twist.

It's actually a man.
>>
>>322824257
I WANT TO SUCK IT

REEEE
>>
are the streamers fully accommodated and paid for this?
>>
He's choking seriously bad

It's not that hard either
>>
Imagine him making those noises as you cuddle him from behind, giving him a handy as he curls forward in ecstasy, pressing is tiny bum against your things.
>>
>nothing we can do

You could have done the prop climb instead, idiot.
>>
Come ooooooooon! do eeeet!
>>
BUCKET IS HOTFIXED
>>
>>322824623
It's what the kids did for fun ages ago
>>
>>322824657
He's extremely charming
>>
Its fucking O V E R.
>>
NICE GAME DOTARDS
>>
>>322824546
Why is that? Did he just give up on speedrunning or did he just not want to go
>>
>>322824673
he is a big guy
>>
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>>
BUCKET IS A MEME SUCK IT MILHOUSE
>>
reminder that if he does t clear this chapter i. 4 more minutes his run gets dropped
>>
>>322824167
dumb frogposter
>>
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TIME TO MERCY KILL THIS SHIT
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IF HE DOESN'T DO THE BUCKET TRICK I WILL HAVE TO MASTURBATE
>>
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Couldn't he just damage boost up there?
>>
Is he still humping a bucket?
>>
MERCY KILL PLS
>>
JUST DO THE WALL CLIMB

LEL
>>
All he had to do was dress up as a girl.

Then no one could complain.
>>
OVER
V
E
R
>>
bucket pls
>>
JUST
>>
>>322824405
>You're literally saying glitches that give you things you didn't earn are not legitimate in a speedrun, which is retarded.
Nobody's complaining about glitches. He's doing a billion of those and those are fine.

>Most speedruns will use glitches to do broken things and this is no different.
Savescumming is perfectly fine in a speedrun because all the saves you're loading are saves you made DURING that run. They only have the things you earned in that run.

Loading a save that has things you didn't earn is identical to loading a save from a different run.

>It's not like they created a premade save file to load in the middle of the run. All of this can be done on a fresh install.
You fail to acknowledge the point. Regardless of when or how the save was created, it has shit he didn't earn in the game.
>>
is jump bound to a key?
pros use mouse wheels
>>
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>PC speedrunning
>>
ABANDONED TRICK

So skilled what a great player
>>
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LOOKS LIKE THIS RUN
KICKED THE BUCKET
>>
Ban all buckets.
>>
I'M MISTER BUCKET

PUT YOUR BALLS IN MY TOP

I'M MISTER BUCKET

OUTTA MY MOUTH THEY WILL POP
>>
HE GAVE UP ON THE BUCKET
>>
>>322824749
My fav was KH 1.5 personally, game that I love plus the couch was funny and informative
>>
>>322824152
Good thing we had that Velocity 2x run and 14 hours of indie trash.
>>
he's gonna go over time
>>
>>322824751
He was humiliated publicly so became a tranny.
>>
MERCY KILL
>>
MR. BUCKET HAS THE LAST LAUGH!
>>
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QUITTER!
>>
>>322824779
ok
>>
JUST
>>
HOW DO YOU WANT YOUR RUN SENPAI?
>>
>>322824673
Is big Jon like extremely built or is he fat?
>>
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>>322824837
genuine lol
>>
>>322824749

>Anyone else think this is the best run so far?

Yes
>>
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WHEN HE GETS BANNED, YOU FAGGOTS BETTER REMEMBER AT LEAST PART OF IT WAS BECAUSE OF THIS SERIOUS AMOUNT OF CHOKE
>>
>>322824843
balls
>>
>>322824749

Kingdom Hearts and Transformers were better. I have seen better HL2 runs.
>>
ayy lmao
gg
>>
>>322824894
FUCK
>>
>I SWEAR GUYS THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE
>>
>>322824847
The singing made me quit watching.

Fucking cringetastic.
>>
This guy is fucking up hard.
>>
>>322824603

Well that's the problem with retards who enable mental illness. If people tried to help him instead he'd be better off.
>>
>>322824751

Gave up on speedrunning. Plays Smash 4 instead I think.
>>
>the more flustered he gets the better the chance he makes another triggering joke
>>
>>322824751
Lost to John Numbers
>>
I WANT T GET OFF MR. BUCKET'S WILD RIDE
>>
>>322824749
>deleting your own posts pretending a mod deleted it

epic meme
>>
>>322824832
This, there are no speedrunnable PC games, the edgelords have proven themselves today.
>>
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>>322824837
>>
HELLO?
>>
hello
>>
hello?
>>
>>322823913
what
is that what i think it is?
>>
I went on a booze run shortly after the moot donation, any good memes since then?
>>
It's over
>>
>>322824928
He's pretty built, he carries his weight well. It's fucking insane actually.
>>
BARNEY PLEASE
>>
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This motherfucker supports cancer
>>
HELLO?
>>
RUN IS KILL!
>>
mercy

kill
>>
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>
Run is kill.
>>
F
>>
MAJOR


IM BURNING UP!
>>
DEAD RUN

DEAD RUN

DEAD RUN
>>
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THE RUN IS OVER :DDD
>>
BARNEY PLS
>>
>this has never happened before
How's your bingos doing?
>>
the reddit thread on bigjon is getting pruned
>>
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?
>>
>he doesn't know he has to wait at least 10 LONG seconds before going to the second interaction
>>
2 minutes till run is dropped
>>
DELETE THIS
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HOW YOU WANT YOUR SPEEDRUN FAMILY?
>>
>>322825025
>>322825019
>>322825017
DELETE THIS
>>
HELLO?
>>
Fucking Barney
>>
>>322825017
>>322825019
>>322825025

DELETE THIS
>>
And you guys wanted these threads to be stickied.
>>
The choke is so goddamn real right now.
>>
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>I have absolutely no idea what's happening

Mercy kill this nightmare.
>>
CHOKE
>>
>>322825025
DELEEEEEEEEEETEEEE THISSSSSSSS
>>
NOIR BTFO BY BARNEY
>>
>broken the game trying to speedrun
>I have no idea what is going on here.

Half Life 2 everyone.
>>
>>322824816
You're just making arbitrary distinctions about what sort of glitches are allowed and which are not.
>>
>dude probably speedran this game to death
>probably passed it a bunch of times
>one time he decides to participate in a big event
>everything goes wrong

rip
>>
PC MASTER RACE EVERYBODY
>>
did any runs get mercy killed yet? or may this be the first one that gets BUCKETED?
>>
>>322824957
it wasn't that bad, the one dude actually was trained in opera, and it was like 10 min of a 3 hour run
>>
this went sideways real quick
>>
>flop of the century
>>
>>322824816

>You fail to acknowledge the point. Regardless of when or how the save was created, it has shit he didn't earn in the game.

He's not actually loading a savefile though, that's the point. He's deleting it as the game tries to load it. It's a glitch.
>>
>>322825032
dude you missed the best run
>>
>>322825027
It was some flesh colour doll that looked like a erect penis the whole run.
>>
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Fuck, it's ogre.
>>
>>322825095
JUST
>>
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I THOUGHT YOU SAID THESE NERDS KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING, /V/
>>
>>322825017
>>322825019
>>322825025

>>322825098
>>322825107
it happened
>>
BARNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
BASED
FUCKING
BARNEY
>>
>>322825095
JUST LOCK MY SHIT UP
>>
>>322824373
>mods deleting posts criticizing them deleting posts
>inb4 banned
>>
PC KEKS BTFO

SPEEDRUNNING IS DEAD
>>
THIS NIGGA CHOKING WORSE THAN DAVID CARRADINE
>>
MERCY KILL INCOMING
>>
pc speedrunning fucking sucks. Watching playstation, nintendo, and sega games is more fun.
>>
CANCEL IT

MUTE HIS MIC
>>
ALL
OVER
>>
>>322825098
>>322825107
>>322825118
hello?
>>
CUT THE VIDEO
>>
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
>>
OOOOH WOOOOOW
>>
>>322824928
He's the same kinda build as the dudes in those strongman contests, he's a motherfucking bear.
>>
Barney and Mr. Bucket have redeemed this otherwise boring run.
>>
>>322825134
he's going to be really upset afterwards. someone should go to his hotel room and comfort him
>>
RIP RUN
>>
Why isn't my nigga Gocnak doing this run?
>>
>>322823913
Is he banned?
>>
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Dr. Freeman, I really didn't appreciate that joke about wood.
>>
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>should I noclip
>>
Just another cumbucket.
>>
>>322824673
you won't be saying that when he slaps your gf's ass
>>
>>322824657

His Mario runs were fun
>>
run is over
hes probably getting banned now too
rip noir
>>
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LMAO
>>
>NO CLIPPING
>>
>"should i just noclip through it"

CHEATING CONFIRMED
BAN HIM BAN HIM
>>
>tfw can post on Microsoft edge but not google chrome
>>
>THIS FUCKING CHEATER
Game blacklisted, Runner banned, Vod deleted
>>
>i messed up
>better cheat lol

kill this shit
>>
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>noclipped
>>
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>svcheats 1
>>
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>LITERALLY CHEATING
>>
>we're just gonna cheat
WOOOOO! YEAH! CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
>>
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CHEATING FUCK

FUCK HIS ASS
>>
>CHEATING
>AUDIENCE IS FUCKING CLAPPING
>>
>Barney
What is this stupid meme I don't understand
>>
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NOCLIP LMAO
>>
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HE NOCLIPPED
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>
HE CHEATED STREAM OVER
>>
>>322825170
he's just a stand-in
>>
WOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>
HE SKIPPED
>>
HE CHEATED
>HE CHEATED
HE CHEATED
>HE CHEATED
HE CHEATED
>HE CHEATED
THE CHOKE IS REAL
>THE CHOKE IS REAL
THE CHOKE IS REAL
>THE CHOKE IS REAL
THE CHOKE IS REAL
>THE CHOKE IS REAL
>>
Poor guy
>>
CUT THE STREAM
>>
NOCLIPPINGASNFOJAsfiHOAHSDFOHASOFJD
>>
NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE
>>
LITERALLY CHEATING

NOCLIP

HOLY FUCK
>>
>Uses noclip

It's over, im done.
>>
LITERAL CHEATS
>>
NOIR ABSOLUTELY BANNED
>>
BARNEY YOU FUCK

WHERES THE CUTSCENE
>>
LITERALLY CHEATING
>>
LITERALLY CHEATING
>>
>Never ever happened to me before ever

Just like the sex.
>>
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>CHEATING IN A SPEEDRUN BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO SHIT TO DO IT

WEEEEEEEW
>>
do all these dweebs call each other by their online handles at gdq?
>>
>CHEATING IN A SPEEDRUN

TOP

K
E
K

L M A O

S H U T I T D O W N
>>
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CHEATERS FUCK OFF
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
>>322825189
RIP anon
>>
>>322825197
lel
>>
>noclip
lol
>>
speedrunning cheat codes
>>
>should I just noclip past it

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST REALLY???????
>>
>>322825293
A BUCKET REPLACED THE GHOST OF SUPER METROID


A BUCKET!
>>
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>loads saves he didn't create
>cheats in the console

>fags still defend this category as being legitimate
>>
>>322825281

new
>>
>>322825243
ROFL
>>
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Stop the timer if you're going to cheat you fuckin nigger
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>noclip
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>>322825139
it's a source game - you can't kill a source game speedrun
>>
CHEATING

HE CHEATED

PAHAHHAHA
>>
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>noclip just at the end
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Well I guess all of you complaining about how he should use the console got what you wanted now.
>>
welp he is banned forever for "rape jokes" and beefed run
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>people on /v/ are gonna be mad about skipping that part despite the fact the game fucked up outside the player's control
>>
>LET ME TAKE A SELFIE
>>
>>322825051
Fuck, I thought he was borderline obese. The dude is fucking built.
>>
>selfie
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LITERALLY CHEATING
C H E A T I N G
>>
OK
>>
RIP IN PIECE RUN
>>
>NOT EVEN USING TRICKS
>NOT EVEN WALL HACKING
>LITERALLY NOCLIP CHEATING
>>
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>noclip
>>
SHUT
IT
DOWN
>>
>>322825257
>Having a gf
>Not wanting to share your gf with Big Jon

I want normies to leave.
>>
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>noclip

AAAHAHAHAHA!! SPEEEEEDRUUUUNNING!!!
>>
REMOVE ALL DONATIONS
>>
should've skipped all the levels fucking pleb
>>
IT'S OVER SHUT IT DOWN
>>
HE CHEATED. HE CHEATED. THAT'S IT. STOP THE RUN. ITS OVER.
>>
GAY AS FUCK
>>
FUCBOIS
>>
BEST RUN

BEST RUN

BEST RUN

WHO HYPE
BEST RUN

BEST RUN

BEST RUN

WHO HYPE
BEST RUN

BEST RUN

BEST RUN
BEST TYUNL
>>
>HUG
HUG
>HUG
HUG
>HUG
>>
SPEEDRUN VOID
>>
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Yeah, I think people are forgetting that this guy was a stand in, and someone else was originally supposed to do the HL2 run.
>>
I came
>>
>let's see what's on AGDQ atm
>cool Half-Life 2
>dude is flying through buildings, everythings good
>BUCKETS & BARNEY
>no clip

Oh dear.
>>
didn't he cheat like this during SGDQ too? I forgot what game he ran. everyone gave him a free pass because he's a gayboy
>>
>>322825356
He got fked by tri though
>>
>>322825427
he CHEATED AND YOU EXPECT THAT TO BE ACCEPTABLE?!
>>
VAC
A
C
>>
He's cute, so I don't mind.
See, you can forgive anything as long as the person doing it is cute enough.
>>
gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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LEWD
>>
gaaaaaaaaaaaaay
>>
>HE ACTUALLY GETS MORE FOLLOWERS FROM THIS

I FUCKING HATE THIS FUCKING HUGBOX ENABLER SHIT
>>
BAN THIS FUCKER
>>
A LITTLE BIT TOO GAY
>>
LITERALLY A CHEATER
>>
>sit on your lap
>"that's what I like"
>>
>>322825516
who was originally going to do this
>>
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OH GOD
WHAT IS GOING ON
OH GOD
LAP SITTING
>>
LEWD
>>
would you get hard /v/?
>>
C U T E

U

T

E
>>
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How banned is this fucker at this point?

He's broken literally every rule
>>
L A P
A
P
>>
>cheated so we could watch cutscenes

???????
>>
I AM SO FUCKING CRINGED
>>
WHAT THE FUCK.
HE LITERALLY STOPPED THE RUN FOR A FUCKING SELFIE.

IS THIS WHAT REDDIT HAS COME TOO?
>>
>SIT ON YOUR LAP
EROTIC FEMBOY TEASES STRAIGHT MALE
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IT'S GAY LOOOOOOVE

BETWEEN TWO GAAAAAAAAYS
>>
>THAT'S WHAT I LIKE
R
A
P
E
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THIS IS WORSE THAN DSP.

DSP WOULDNT CHEAT.

SPEEDRUNNERS USING CHEATS.
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>>322825427
I swear, on /v/. You'd think a fucking apocalypse was happening on AGDQ. The stream itself is pretty chill though. Fucking over-reacting shit heads.
>>
sitting on the lap. IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?
hnnnnnnnng
>>
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THIS IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK
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"That's what I like"
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>LAPSITTING
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>>322825547
If only Hitler was a tiny loli
>>
SITTING RIGHT ON HIS DICK
>>
THIS IS GAY
>>
>>322825584
KappaPride
>>
i want his cheating boypussy on my lap damnit
>>
>>322825564
what
>>
>>322824232
something autistic gets what is good for the entertainment
>>
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That hug...
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Run is fucking dead.
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GETTING SPICY
>>
LITERALLY SITTING ON DICK
>>
I just opened the stream. What the hell have I missed? Has it been worse than L4D2 run?
>>
Why is he sitting on his lap?
>>
such a qt
>>
>>322825547
What if he was murdering your mother?
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DON'T FALL FOR IT, FAGS. HE'S GOING TO ACT GAY AS HELL TO TRY AND DETRACT FROM HIS MASSIVE FUCKUP.
>>
MY WOOD IS RAGING HARD!
>>
Who's gonna start the sv_cheats 1 speedruns at the next AGDQ? Should get some nice world records
>>
He gonna get some tonight
>>
I wish he sat on my lap. :(
>>
>has gotten 3000 new subscribers to his channel

Guy is based, entertaining as fuck. The speedrun got messed up but who cares? Its for fun.

BASED NOIR!!!
>>
Please post the selfie.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v5TM70Zr0g
>>
The guy on the left will slay that boipussy later
>>
I wish this event was held in Saudi Arabia
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THIS IS SOME GAY SHIT MY MAN
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LITERALLY EREP
>>
T R A I N W R E C K

What a fucking run
>>
I missed it what happened did the guy touch his penis
>>
Why is everyone at AGDQ so f*cking GAY.
>>
WHAT THE FUCK
>>
>>322825608
The last rule to break is the rule of getting banned
>>
>>322825386
my mind wanders
>>
>>322824682
Dont care. Who is dis mayne?
>>
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>You will never have a qt sit on your lap while speedrunning

Seriously, why should I keep living?
>>
this is why you don't associate yourself with video games.

When someone asks what are your hobbies do not say videogames.
>>
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>this whole fucking run
HOLY SHIT
>>
THIS IS THE BEST RUN
ANYBODY WHO SAYS OTHERWISE IS LITERALLY

A SJW


BEST RUN
>>
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[CRINGE]
>>
Anyone else think this is getting a little... uh.. gay? No? Alright then just me I guess...
>>
so many console cucks jelly about pc speedrunning strats
>>
im confused why are speed runners so gay. theyre like those obnoxious emo weebs from high school. look at this guy hugging the other one now sitting in the neckbeards lap like a faggot.
>>
>>322823548
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHA1qxsLH-0
>>
GAYS CONFIRMED CHEATERS
>>
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LOVING EVERY LAUGH
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>>322825690
no, this is the best run yet
>>
>called shots
>>
>>322825745
don't knock hotpockets fambly
>>
>>322825701
He'd have to be a lot cuter then.
>>
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>LAP SITTING
DAS GAY
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>anything else we can do? ;)

THIS DUDE IS ABOUT TO SUCK A MEAN DICK RIGHT ON STREAM
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>>322825819

DELETE THIS!!!!!!!!
>>
>>322825608
I'd say pretty damn banned
>>
I-is he actually gay or just pretending?
>>
s v _ c h e a t s = 1
v
l
c
h
e
a
t
s
||
1
>>
>>322825778
WOULD YOU /v/ ?
>>
>>322825724
I hes cute, I hope to see him all dolled up.
>>
>>322825762
the guy touched the other guys penis with his bumbum when he sat ontop of his lap
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Oh, this is good.
>>
It's either shadows, or lap provider guy is definitely having a boner.
>>
>>322824657
He's an entertaining speedrunner.
>>
>>
>elton john references
so gay
>>
>>322825819
mfw this kid pulls a cosmo
>>
>>322825843
My mind wanders...
>>
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I really hope Noir gets ejected from AGDQ. My promised save zone has been breached by r*pe jokes without trigger warnings and I didn't have time to take off my headphones. I'm fighting off an anxiety attack right now. Thanks for ruining my life.
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>>322825819
>>
>>322825880
That was no lap sitting, dude. The legs were spread.
>>
I'm glad I stayed up for this run

this is literal comedy gold
>>
>>322825819
I want my dick n that mouth
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>>322825778
he should have sat on this guy's lap

but seriously someone stop the timer, this faggot cannot get away with this
>>
>>322825819
bASED
>>
I want to fuck him while the room watches
>>
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>>322825819
I don't know anymore.
>>
This run: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_0AZTkq6CU
>>
>>322825819
Jesus christ the internet is fast
>>
>>322825819
Jesus christ. Are they trying to be a trap?
>>
>>322825819
<message deleted>
>>
>>322825929
hes cute as a guy though, cosmo isnt cute as a guy or a girl
>>
>one of the most difficult jumps in the game

Jesus Christ really?
>>
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>>322825819
jesus fucking christ
>>
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I LIKE THAT JUMP
>>
Needs a donation incentive to rape this twink on stream
>>
AAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGH YES
>>
I'VE SEEN BUCKET AND FOR A SECOND MY HEART STOPPED
>>
why are these threads filled with /a/ cuckboys
>>
>>322825979
is that the dudes d*ck
>>
>>322825964
So sitting on that guy's NUTS then.
>>
>>322825919
He's literally sitting directly on his penis.
>>
>dat orgasm voice
>>
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>UUUUUUUUUUUH

>YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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>>322825919
Now this is speedrunning!
>>
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>>322825778
>>322825890

YOU GOT ASSBLASTED

ASSBLAAAASTED.
>>
>>322825819
>that lazy eye
>>
SUPERMAN!
>>
>>322825819
Noir is a qt tbqh familia.
>>
>>322822276
Trihex must be like under 5 foot.
>>
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>>322825819
>>
>>322825281
>>322825281
>>322825281
>>322825281
MOVE
>>
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>>322825886
>nah
>>
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>>322825819
YOU JUST KNOW
>>
cute run
>>
>>322826109
They're from /srg/

Pure cancer
>>
UUUUUUUHHHH

YES

Literally reached his climax ifyouknowwhatImean
>>
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So, what I've learned from all this is since I'm a lot cuter than him, I can go to SGDQ, play whatever I want however I want just as long as I "accidentally" flash my ass? Hot damn, sign me up.
>>
>>322825990
would you fuck him any% or 100%?
>>
Do you think they will DP noir?
>>
>>322825778
PC mater race spedrunners
>>
>>322825778
Why does he sit like that?
>>
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this fucking run

i love it
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsZ7013yHiw
>>
>LETTING SOMEONE ELSE PLAY """YOUR""" SPEEDRUN.

WHAT IS GOING ON.
>>
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>hes worth it though
>>
>>322826008

>had his twitter open already
>he posted the picture
>copy image location
>copied into file selection box
>posted

It's not as fast as it could be.
>>
>>322826198
>ass flashing
What?
>>
>>322826242
I'd DP noir
>>
>these grunts
>>
>mfw this run https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NCcxAOKlL0
>>
>>322826314
You mean this on rails section that leads to another long ass cutscene
>>
HNGH YESSSS~
>>
I went to bathroom so i missed it: did he actually noclip?
>>
>>322825929
Hes one of those guys that can pull it off. I'd do him.
>>
heey guysssss~
>>
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>>322825778
>>
>>322826529
yes. he cheated just like he did at SGDQ
>>
>>322826198
yes, easiest way is to learn shitty joke game like that cheetos game or what ever
>>
>>322826529
Barney glitched out and soft locked the game basically, it was either restart, do an inconsistent trick, or noclip to fix Valve's shit programming.
>>
>>322825939

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_JcM45gaFs
>>
>all that boner hiding
lmao
>>
>>322826529
After Barney decided not to advance the game further since Noir didn't know 'bout dem triggers, he decided to clip through.
>>
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>the bucket
>>
what was the rape joke?
>>
>>322826596
have you seen his face close up bruh? he has the body for it, but the nigga needs to visit korea for some surgery if he really wants to pass
>>
He just stroked the other guys face, they are so horny in front of 150k people.
>>
>>322826660
Oh my fuck
>>
>>322826698

He had a piece of wood and was making a lot of "wood = penis" jokes while poking Mossman with it.
>>
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>>322826698

>hits female character with a block of wood several times during cutscene talk
>"take my wood"

literally banned from AGDQ
>>
>>322825887
>>
>>322825830
All they have is each other. Least he won't get banned now.
>>
millenials btfo
>>
>>322825903
Stop it, Alma.
>>
HE DOESN'T KNOW A GLOBE
WHAT THE FUCK
>>
>>322826184
>you know this is making you SICK
>>
>>322825830
>have bad luck with girls
>oh well guess I'm gay
>>
this run is fucking killing me

someone kill me pls
>>
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>millennial know what a globe is

h-he's just joking, right?
>>
>>322827080
he meant he's going to poz him later when they get back to his hotel room
>>
>>322825830
I did this at a friend's house...then we started secretly holding hands...then we fugged in his car.
>>
WE'VE GOT TO STOP DR. BREEN
>>
>>322825830
well if they are fucking too then that is way more action than I ever get and im 24
>>
>>322827050
Yeah there was totally no sarcasm
>>
>>322827128
I sure hope so.
>>
>time

breddy gud
>>
>>322827128
Not sarcastic at all
>>
Time, mr Noir?
>>
What a beautiful run this was
>>
how was the arcade block earlier? I really wanted to see vendetta.
>>
>>322827175
nonononononoononno, that gay meme is too evil
>>
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A family friendly and progressive event like this wouldn't ban gays, right?
>>
why the fuck does this not count as DNF. nigger fucking cheated
>>
Best run of the event.

Pity the SJWs will make sure that he won't run at one of these events again.
>>
>>322827576
welcome to the future, enjoy your stay
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>>322822684
Why would he do that? He knows they are out of his league, yet he still didn't mind embarrassing himself.
>>
>>322827551
Vendetta run was pretty good. Simpsons was meh imo. Didn't watch anything else.
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>>322827603
it's not even his PB, settle down cuck
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>>322827128
>Mashiro
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>>322826461
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>>322827717
He can't succeed if he never tries.
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