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AGDQ 2016 - VALVE BLOCK:

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NOW: Half-Life 2 NEXT: Portal 2 LATER: Alien Swarm
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>Friday Night
>Legend of Zelda Majora's Mask
>coop 100%
>5:35:00

>five and a half motherfucking hours

WHY. WHY. WHY.

It starts at like 10 PM CST too, they couldn't save that shit for 2 AM?
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Cool. Skipping.
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>>322816624
NOW: little gay crossdresser boy who sucks dicks
LATER: he will go back to his hotel room and suck some dicks
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>>322816624
Cool, we already have this exact thread up.
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How do you want your run, senpai?
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Should autists be culled?
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fuck anime and fuck gays
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Anime belong in the trash
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HI
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>CONSOLE COMMANDS
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>savescumming


the only thing he's fast at is deleting saves LMAO
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Did he just do that?

WHY IS THERE SO LITTLE SPEEDRUNNING IN MY SPEEDRUNNING EVENT
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in b4 savescumming

fuck you newfags get out
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These threads are faster than the actual speedruns in this year's piece of shit AGDQ
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Daily reminder if you complain about cheats or saves you are a literal newfaggot who probably posts anime and cringe.
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fucking cheater
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He's a cute girl, but he's an ugly boy.
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>>322816920
>>322816926
kek
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>>322816774
>saving what will no doubt be one of the most watched runs for after midnight
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>>322816803
Literally everyone on /v/ is watching. The stream has 150,000 viewers not counting people watching via livestreamer.
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This runner is pretty arbitrary
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Vidya and rubix cubes.

SooooOOOoooo quirkyyy guis.
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>savescumming

Why is this allowed in a run?
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>>322816876
Past bump limit, YOU FUCKING RETARD KEK BITCH

SHOOT YOURSELF HOLY SHIT
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>>322816843
Why are you so fixated with somebody else's degeneracy?
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>>322816967
she's 18 right?
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>loading pre-made saves

hhahahahahH
HAHAHAH
A
hAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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You guys probably have not seen this picture.
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>>322816953
yes
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Is there ever going to be a runner of this game that doesn't suck absolute dick at it?
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>>322816953
I don't like long hair or bitchy smartass personalities in my boys no
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>>322817020
Why shouldn't it be allowed?
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Reminder that taking a big tit girl and slapping a single animal quality onto them doesn't make them monster girls.

Fucking normalfag trash.
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>>322816953

If he put on a dress, leggings, and makeup, sure.
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This run is gay,
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Even in a speedrun the boat level takes forever.
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I want to fuck this guy while he "ironically" kisses me and asks me to fill his boyhole with cream
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>>322817024
too easy :^)
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>That retard giggling and moaning in the background
Why is this allowed
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>>322816774

It's probably 100 %.
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What's with all the kill the animals stuff? Is this some sort of GDQ maymay?
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>>322816967
You motherfucker stole that from me DELETE THIS
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>these loading screens

I thought the PC master race didn't have to deal with these?
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What was that guys name who used to dress up like maria from touhou? I don't see him around anymore.
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How did he cheat, I missed it
Savescumming is something most speedruns allow though, if anything not having time start until the G-Man opening cutscene ended was bullshit
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I'm getting kickboat flashbacks
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>>322817075
Not bad.
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>>322817137
No. Fuck off.
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>Alien swarm

Anybody played this and what you think, i have never heard of this

>>322817020
source engine game
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>>322817137
DELETE THIS
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IT'S FASTER TO JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
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>>322816953
I don't know if I'd have it in me to try, but even Noir makes me question my sexuality. Dunno bout you guys, but I might be a little gat
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>>322816914
he's doing this to skip past cutscenes and certain triggers.
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>>322816998

still not going to finish til 3 am. if they'd start it at 4 AM, people would be up to see it complete at 9:30 AM
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>>322817137
depends, who is this semen demon?
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>loading pre-made saves in a speedrun
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>>322816774
>coop 100%
What? they switch or something?
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>YEAH THAT WAS ACTUALLY REALLY HARD I JUST MADE IT LOOK EASY
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>>322817192
JUST
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>>322817137
yes plz
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>>322817173
>if anything not having time start until the G-Man opening cutscene ended was bullshit
Timing in lots of games starts once you gain actual control.
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>>322817137
No fuck off.
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>nyaa

what did he mean by this?
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>>322817137
Someone get this cow outta here
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>>322817070
What does it matter?
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>>322817137
>nonwhite
absolutely not
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>>322817115
Not as gay as the last one.
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>>322817160
you never gave source you colossal turd, you don't deserve a gif that cute
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>>322817031
why not? it's interesting. we can all watch and wonder when he'll go full tranny like Narcissist did
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LETS JUST LOAD A SAVE RIGHT BEFORE KILLING BREEN
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>>322817167
It's a Valve game, it sucks major balls technically.
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>speedrunning a saved game
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HALF-LIFE... FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES!
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I need to know whether his ass is round or bony. I suspect its the latter which would be disappointing.
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>>322817173
Whenever he goes low HP, he just does some load trick to get full HP apparently.
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>is a trap
>also joined ISIS
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>>322817220
>>322817297
>mommy mommy he's CHEATING! HE'S SAVESCUMMING! PREMADE SAVES!!! MOOOMMYY!!!
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>>322817192
KEK
YOU CANT DELETE THIS
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>GDQ threads goes to shit once it hits 3 pm PST
s m h
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>>322817192
This just screams 'I was sexually abused as a child'
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>i dont know how that works

is he fucking dull
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>>322817136
People like you should not be considered part of the human race
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>>322817242
FUCK
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>good run
>shit runner though

God dammit. We need coolkid
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>>322817137
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>>322817280
That was just ironic gay
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>>322817137
>girl

FUCK
OFF
UGLY
SKANK
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Why doesn't he just load a save to the end of the game???????
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>>322816774
>CST
So nothing of importance was lost
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my girlfriend wendy snutz just beat cancer lets kick cancers butt

could that get though
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>>322817290
It's some bitch from Teens React you newfag!
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>>322817360
jesus they're gross
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EPIC csgo memes coming from this guy.
Simply epic.
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>alright guys, so basically my strategy here is loading a save from the 'credits' chapter of the game
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dis some bullshit. he aint evne a cute trap. dis some false advertising /v/. recommendations for cute traps?
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This kid is bad at being gay AND at speedrunning HL2. Jesus. I'm personally offended.
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102nd for anime
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>>322817384
>>322817384
this t bh
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>>322817172

He was banished to the Shadow Realm alongside all Touhou related material.
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>>322817329
Cute as fuck desu.
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>literally entered air_accelerate bullshit before the game started to make all these tricks possible
>somehow using noclip is a step too far
I fucking hate these retarded runs.
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>>322817360
>that fat belly

no wonder she covered it up with her arm in the first pic

disgusting
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>>322817192
Nigga needs more meat if he wants to bear my children
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>>322817338
I can't even begin to imagine why anybody would defend this.
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>>322817360

Fuck off slag.
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>loading savegames during a speedrun

I understand savescumming for long games just to be safe but pre-prepared savegames? that's a fuckign new low man
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Bunnyhopping is not that hard, by the way
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REMINDER that for some reason Neo-/v/ thinks:

>Speedrunning = skillfully completing a game with no screw-ups or cheating with glitches and bugs

When all speedrunning is to complete a game as humanely fast as possible with any means allowed by the game itself.

>hurr durr why is he savescumming?

How fucking new?
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B T F O
T
F
O
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>faggots not liking revolver
what are you? fucking gay?

revolver ftw, get cucked nerds
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>>322817137
wtf are those two tumours on her chest
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Also, here's a screenshot of him just after finished having his hair straightened (by CloakedYoshi's now-ex-girlfriend). Complete with portion of chat from stream.
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>boy
NO YOU ARENT
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>Awesome Games Done Quick
>Awesome Games
>AWESOME
> Half Life 2

They should rename it to Mediocre Games then.
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he has qt eyebrows 2bh
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>>322816774
>CST

Who cares about some third world timezone?
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Little boy confirmed
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>>322817421
eighteens react, r-right?
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>>322817430
He's using a glitch called save deleting. He isn't actually using premade saves, he's exploiting a glitch in the way they work to respawn the airboat.
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>Noir makes out with you
>somehow gets you into bed and you end up fucking
>you're about to cum and he wraps his legs around you saying "INSIDE! I'll hate you if you don't cream me up"

what do
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>just a little boy
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ayy fucking lmao
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>>322817465
>>322817487
>>322817478
>>322817530
More tears please. Cringepost while you're at it you butthurt autists.
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>>322817360
>fat
Should've kept to the angles that only showed your tits
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>>322817220
thats not how save deletion works
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I had no clue so many of you were disgusting degenrate faggots
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>>322817421
>expecting us to know about youtube e-celeb trash
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>>322817379
That was full blown faggotry, it was a solid 9/10.
This run is about 4/10, would be an 8 if Noir was wearing girl clothes.
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>>322817329
just want to know for research reasons how old was he in this pic?
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>>322817537
>eyebrowposting

femanon confirmed

please be in cleveland
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>People defending a literal cheater

Take your fucking hugbox back to reddit
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so hey guys haha in this next trick i'll use this nice load save method to load the end of the game hahah

hope u enjoyed this run guys haha
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>100 posts in 6 minutes
>at least 25 people posted twice
Can we just pin one of these, serious?

Also, I am curious to see how Portal 2 goes down.
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>>322817573
Less of this
>>322817329
More of this
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>I'm just a little boy sometimes I get spooked

>literally starting ERP on a run at AGDQ

Banned as fuck.
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>>322817573
969696
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>>322817360

I'm okay with fat bellies. NOT VIDEO GAMES THOUGH.

This run is making me want to feel asleep
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>>322816624
reminder this runner chose the couch, he chose his friends and dick riders instead of knowledgeable people about the game

his failure to bring someone who could help with commentator is entirely his own and he should not be given pity for his floundering

also
>savescumming because he dies like a scrub
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>>322817360
Iron those wrinkles out lmao
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>>322817573
What the fuck is this /b/tard doing?
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>d-dead bodies. This game is too dark.
>Zombies too spooky.
>Revolvers trigger my audience.
>Gunship makes me sad and angry.

Everything triggers this fagcunt.
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Except the gunship fight was fun you fucker.
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OK, this isn't the same run now, cut off the timer.
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>speedrunning a game you've never played normally
holy shit
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>>322817573
Becky?
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This is actually a pretty good run.
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little boy Kreygasm
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this speedrun is triggering me, I can't take it anymore
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>new game
>press ~
>load credits

I'm a speedrunner.
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I see fans of speedrunning are also humongous fucking textbook faggots.
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>no laughs at hotbox
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I missed it, is he loading saves created before the start of the run? Cause if they weren't made during the run there's no way that's not cheating.
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>>322817565
16+ several years ago.

>>322817606
That shit was posted on /v/ a few years ago regularly.
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>>322817326

What? He uses save deletion to skip certain segments and reloads his quicksaves whenever he dies/fails an important trick.
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>>322817573
696969
>>
I wish I could ravage Noir's boipussy right now
>I'm just a little boy, I get scared sometimes
fucking adorable
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>>322817206
It was fun but totally unsupported and died a sad whimpering death. I hope the run will be interesting though, as theres diving to evade stuff, events, and parasites that will just plain kill you if you dont get them first or get a big heal from a medic player.
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>>322817727
This
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>>322817137
jizz
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>>322817618
>getting triggered

go reeeee back to tumblr frogposter
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>>322817360
>>322817573
Disgusting. Please stop.
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>>322817573
DISGUSTING
FUCK OFF
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>>322817676
If I was running something I'd just say "I want Blueglass, peaches_, CavemanDCJ and Blechy on my couch"
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greetings from germany!
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>>322817620
>>322817676
>>322817727
>>322817726
>>322817757
>>322817763
>>322817759
You can go back to Reddit anytime.
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>We're going to give mossman our wood
Banned.
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>>322817573
*cringe*
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>>322816774
wtf, oh man oh boy, oh yeah wait, i'm going to punk show, I HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WHOA

god bless im also music faggot and not only a videogams faget
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W O O D
O
O
D
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>>322817727
That's pretty common
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COMEDY GENIUS
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Ban him and his sexual humor AT ONCE
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DUDE
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Good to see a runner actually be entertaining, I like this chick
TOO BAD SHE'S BANNED NEXT YEAR
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>>322817610
18, it's from sgdq, he's just grown a lot since then
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>take my wood
>ugh, such a prude

Lynch mob is getting their ropes.
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>These RAEPY ""wood"" jokes
HOW BANNED LADS?

IS NOIR OUR BOY?
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>>322817329
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BANNED

B
A
N
N
E
D
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ULTRA BANNED
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BAN THIS FUCKING FAGGOT HOLY SHIT
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>let's just load this save where I have full health

THE FUCK IS GOING ON WHY HASN'T THIS KID BEEN THROWN OUT YET?
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>>322817761
hello?
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>take my wood

BANNED
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>speedrunner has never played the game normally
nothing fucking triggers me more than this shit
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TRIGGERED
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B A N N E D
A
N
N
E
D
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>No one registers him inhaling the whole hotbox
guys I thought lolweedxD
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B A N N E D
A
N
N
E
D
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This guy does not even realise how banned he is
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>take my wood
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This guy will be permanently banned from GDQ
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>Mossman running away from his wood
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lewd
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BANNED
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BANNED
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>IN THE MOOD FOR SOME WOOD NOW?

HOLY FUCK

KICKED OUT WHEN?
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>>322817761
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GIGA

FUCKING

BANNED
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THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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He's an unperson now
There is no HL2 run
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>>322817761

cancer
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>Take my wood
BANNED
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GET HIM OUT OF HERE
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CONFIRMED FOR BANNED
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SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR CAREER KIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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>WOOD
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TRIGGERED, KICK THAT SEXIST SCUM OUT OF HERE
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BAN THIS SICK PERVERT

BANNED FOR LIFE
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>>322817757
kek

i'm losing it
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>give me my wood back

Kek
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>Take my wood
>Such a prude
BANNED
A
N
N
E
D
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JUST STOP
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HHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA THIS GUY JUST UN JUSTED HIMSELF
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BANNED
A
N
N
E
D
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>>322817891
but he has
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BANNED
A
N
N
E
D
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>>322817763
No.
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BYE NOIR IT WAS NICE TO HAVE YOU WITH US
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/a/, /b/ and /pol/: the thread

Fuck video games.
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>>322817676
>HL2 runners of america
90% of them must be those 3 dudes
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Inb4 the run gets killed because of SJWs will get offended by these jokes.
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VIRTUAL RAPE

ESCORT THIS MAN FROM THE PREMISES

I'VE BEEN TRIGGERED
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TRIPLE BANNED
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im laughing at the situation
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Alright, I like this guy
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#girlwood
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FUCKING BANNED
NO FUN ALOUD
ALERT SECURITY
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>>322817325
Someone must have a photo that alludes to this.
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>LITERALLY USING TRIGGER WORDS

BANNED CONFIRMED
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TRIGGER WARNING FOR WOOD
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BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANED
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PROBLEMATIC
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fucking hell its like twitch chat in here
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Is he going to be xdressing at ALL this event? Or is this fucker just here to tease us?
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>>322817761
holy shit please kill yourself
>>
Who's the guy on the couch?
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SO, in a scale from 0 to Chibi...

How banned is this guy?
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I dont know about you /v/, but I really like that guy.
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>This dude will now be banned
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>ALL THIS WOOD

BYE KID
>>
IS NOIR OUR BOY
>>
>I hadn't played this game until a short while ago, but I've been speedrunning it for a long time
>Savescum
>Use glitches/exploits

What the fuck is wrong with speedrunners?
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THIS GUYS GONNA GET FUCKING BANNED FROM ALL GDQ EVENTS

NO INNUENDOS ALLOWED
>>
>>322817979
he literally said he didn't know about the helicopter fight until a few weeks ago
>>
>retards laughing in the background

were they paid to do this?
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>take my wood
BAN THIS SICK FILTH
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>this thread
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CRINGE HIGHLIGHTS CONFIRMED
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>>322817816
>tagging me for saying the people in this thread are gay for wanting more traps

Enjoy your (you), nerd.
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BANED
>>
This is the first legitimate laugh so far

fuck he's back to cubing already
>>
The guards are coming right now to take him away

His Twitch channel is being erased right at this moment.
>>
Whys he banned?
>>
The thought of dressing him up as Neptune and ravaging his boipussy grows stronger with every minute of this increasingly gay run.
>>
My wife's cancer-ridden son was watching!! How can they say this stuff on a family friendly stream??
>>
what the fuck is this act
>>
MADMAN
ADMAN
DMAN
MAN
AN
N
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HES GOING TO GET BANNED NOW

WHAT A CRUEL WORLD
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>That wood
>>
WHO BANNED HERE?
>>
M A N L E T
A
N
L
E
T
>>
Little gay-lookin boy
So gay I can barely say it with a 'straight' face, lookin' boy
>>
what is wrong with this guy?
>>
PUT DOWN THAT OPPRESSION CUBE!
>>
manlets btfo
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This guy is done for. He is not going to leave the hotel alive.
>>
Awesome Bans Done Quick
>>
this fuccboi is so cute
>>
that was wimpy as fuck
>>
haha holy shit is that guy like 4 ft tall
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Why do autist always beat a funny joke down to the down.
>>
Where are you guys all watching this?
>>
>>322817818
>sucking in gut
not fooling anyone
>>
I trink 1 hour of this run is gonna be ingame cut scenes
>>
>hitting him in the face with his ass pillow
lewd
>>
SJW TEARS WHEN
>>
>farts in pillow for hours
>get hit in the face with said pillow
>gets pinkeye
>>
>>322817761

Roll.
>>
what is this trap doing playing videogames?
>>
He's a big boy
>>
WHAT
?
>>
I thought this was speedrunning, not speedrape.
>>
>sjw police come to take him
>fends them all off with his pillow
absolutely based
>>
>all this "banned"
I don't get it
please spoonfeed me
>>
>>322818193
On the internet.
>>
Wait, I missed what happened. What's this ban thing about?
>>
>>322818007
I HEARD HE DEADNAMED NARCISSA TOO, WHAT AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING MONSTER
>>
dont be a dragon on top of me
>>
>>322818193
CNN
>>
what did he just do with the pillow?
>>
AWKWARD
*CRINGE*
>>
>don't be a dragon on top of me
what did he mean by this?
>>
LITERALLY banned
>>
>>322816624
>save scumming
>basically breaking the load features

at this point he can just type "win game" in fucking console.
>>
This is a trainwreck.
I love it.
>>
BAN THIS LITTLE SHIT, HE'S TRYING TO HAVE FUN
>>
>>322818191
>down to the down
>>
I'm literlly shaking right nOW i cant
>>
>>322818120
saying a girl wants his wood, can't have this kind of sexist attitude in a sjw environment like agdq
>>
>>322818007
god fucking damn that picture just made me depressed. and a little bit disgusted.
>>
????????????????????????????????????
>>
I literally can't handle this
>>
>just don't be a dragon on top of me
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>dont be a dragon on top of me
>are you okay?

Oh man, this stream is 10/10
>>
>reading out a fucking 5 dollar donation
jesus they're dry
>>
THIS IS TRIGGERING ME AS A DRAGONKIN

This is awkward and gay
>>
>>322818254
Banned.
>>
THE CUTE
H
E

C
U
T
E
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The SJWs know
>>
>rape and dick jokes
poor little white boy
>>
>NOHR
>>
>>322818271
he wooded someone with it XD
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Our boi is banned.
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*CRINGE SILENCE*
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Hes tiny

I want to hug him from behind
>>
wait this is that crosdressing faggot

>benis jokes
>>
Is this what autism is?
>>
CRINGE

CRINGE

CRINGE
>>
Is this the most autistic streamer yet?
>>
I love you Blueglass.
>>
what was the donation
>>
this guy thinks he's funny and entertaining. spoiler: he is not
>>
Rev up those tweets complaining about him being problematic.
I don't know where to find them.
>>
I think I'm in love with a boy(male)
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>>322818270
>>
HE'S MAKING FUN OF OTHERKIN

EXPRESS TICKET OUT OF THIS EVENT
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>there are people right now who DON'T like this run just because of the runner's antics
>>
This went into an entirely new dimension of cringe.
>>
>>322818258
he raped a female character with a stick.
>>
I did my 4 squats like 40 minutes ago /srg/!

I'm doing 4 more in 20 minutes!

If I do 4 squats every hour for a week will I have a nice butt?
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>no qt reverse traps
>>
>>322818193

ESPN
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>I love you Blueglass

EVERYONE'S GETTING BANNED
>>
I want to cuddle him
>>
SJWS cant handle a bit of bant. BANNED.
>>
>>322818374
Here
>>322818332
>>
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BEST RUN 2016
E
S
T

R
U
N
>>
>>322818254
Event moderators are too strict about anything that triggers tumblr or death jokes.
>>
>>322818254
He made a joke that might upset the little kid's mommies
>>
I can't decide if I hate or love this kid.
>>
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ABSOLUTE

MADMAN
>>
twitter sjw already raging on this

https://twitter.com/hashtag/agdq2016?f=tweets&vertical=default&src=hash
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I take back what I said about this guy, he seems cool
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>dont be a dragon on top of me
>>
>>322818258
>>322818254
Strategy to make NPC move faster by making them speed forward with a shard of wood.

Runner yelling "TAKE MY WOOD" and moving it back and forward in the crotch area saying "Keep talking, I'm listening"
>>
>>322818371
Fuck off
>>
Everyone loves Blueglass
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WHICH ONE OF YOU? WHOOOOOOOOOOO?
>>
>>322818254
>I don't get it
>please spoonfeed me

It is easy to get banned for minor things, especially SJW-tier shit or staff/mod-questioning shit.
>>
How long until it becomes a tradition to try and get a run at a GDQ just to try and offend as many people as possible/get banned?
>>
CUTE! CUTE!!
And lewd.
>>
FUCK WHAT DID I MISS

Why is this person gonna get banned? Why are they not playing?
>>
Triggering SJWs by the hundred.
Kid's pretty based.
>>
>>322818332
Hey look its the Hibikefag that post in these thread :^)
>>
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All the cringe has been building up to this 2 hour period.
>>
>>322818332
TRIGGERED
>>
>being a dragon
>I talk about it a lot on my stream
Please don't tell me he's a furry.
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>this guy
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SOMEONE GET KOTAKU ON THE LINE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IM SHAKING I JUST

I CANKROIFJMG
>>
>>322818161
You're witnessing a mass-occur like you're watching a church gathering take place, looking boy
>>
>>322818254
Innuendo is against the rules. This is his last run ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2N0TkfrQhY
>>
Fuck, I love this guy. Why don't people like him again?
He's at least TRYING to make this stream entertaining with a long run like this.
>>
>>322818193
Nickelodeon
>>
OUT OF CONTROL
U
T

O
F

C
O
N
T
R
O
L
>>
>>322817761
as long as it isn't this faggot runner im happy
>>
>>322818286
nah it's one of the only entertaining runs of the whole event
>>
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>this run
>the thread
>>
>>322818332
>weeb AND SJW

holy shit how low can you go
>>
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this is the best runner so far
>>
>>322818193
BBC
>>
NOIR
IS
OUR
BOY
>>
>>322818193
Oxygen
>>
>>322818434
don't give them attention
>>
>>322818234
For you
>>
>>322818332
THIS IS SARCASM RIGHT

KILL ME
>>
>getting carded
RIP IN PISS
>>
>>322818332
I don't get why SJWs use anime avatars

theres a lot of them though, i'm really confused
>>
>somebody stole his card

I wonder who that was
>>
>>322818332
Oh boy, here we go.

I'm crying of laughter
>>
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>this thread
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>>322818468
He's being lewd and having enjoyment
This is thoroughly disallowed
>>
>>322818258

He forced Mossman to take his wood and got pissed when she refused.
>>
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>>322818427
this
>>
>>322818434
more of a whine than rage
>>
>>322818451
Yes.
>>
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>>322817317
>posting chen
>>
>>322818191
many shittier comedians do that too or even good ones that just tour tour tour and don't write jokes for like 1-5 years while doing it

and ofc there is adam sandler

but now I'm just being trap enabler
>>
>>322818254
He made jokes about raping a baby
>>
>>322818325
someone post the comic about transdragoning
>you know the one
>>
who hyped for alien swarm here?
>>
>>322818435
little fucker is growing on me
>>
>>322818475
>>322818435
typical /v/
>>
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>people not actually enjoying this run
>people not actually enjoying the runner's bant
CHRIST /v/
>>
How much longer until Portal 2, holy fuck.
>>
>forgot to bring a prop
>about to enter literally prop central
>>
>>322818289
down to where?
all that is down is only the floor
>>
>>322818332
This is why we cannot have fun.
>>
>>322818404
>4 squats
>4
Wat. That will do fucking nothing, you do realize that the reps don't really do anything unless you can feel the strain? You can't just jog for 10 seconds every 10 minutes of the day and then sit down again.
>>
>>322818468
Xe made w**d jokes.
>>
Hello?
>>
>>322817761
rollen for 1-5
>>
>>322818594
Nobody was hyped for alien swarm ever
>>
>/v/ is more triggered than tumblr
>>
>>322818468
>take my "wood" and jerk it
>fuck you tumblr im not some otherkin degenerate
>>
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>>322818481
I don't have a twitter though
>>
>>322818558
being lewd how?
>>
>>322818332
ULTRA TRIGGERED.

How much of a weakling do you have to be?
>>
I am only 70% certain this is a guy and not a cross-dressing goblin girl
>>
>>322818594
Booooring

When's Talos Principle?
>>
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LET THE TRIGGERING

BEGIN
>>
>>322818606
Heres your (Ban).
>>
https://strawpoll.me/6461613
https://strawpoll.me/6461613
https://strawpoll.me/6461613
>>
this is the most nasally voice ive ever heard
>>
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this guy been takingestrogen or something?
>>
why do all these people look like complete degenerates
>>
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>there are people who watch this only for triggering shit and make tweets about this
>>
>>322818462
Damn shame I'm shit at videogames, otherwise I'd be down for this.
>>
It's a shame Twitter has appropriated "edgelord" from here, though it's appropriate.

NOTE:

This is NOT an invitation for you to go bother this person on Twitter.
>>
>>322818695
augh
>>
>>322818067

I like him too. I also think this is the best run I've seen so far.

>tons of glitches and exploits
>actually going fast
>>
>you will never hate fuck this runner
>>
>FUN STUFF BOYS
what did he mean by this?
>>
>guy is going to get banned for telling some silly jokes to be entertaining.


fucking hate this generation of sjw cucks.
>>
FUN STUFF BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIS
>>
>>322817761
rolling for CHAD bf
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>>322818332

>people like this exist
>>
>>322818468
You're not allowed to have fun on stage.
>>
>>322818647
Can you explain to me what I have to do then?

Tell me what I need to do and I will do it.
>>
>boooooys ;)
>>
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F U N S T U F F B O Y S
>>
>Fun stuff, boys~
This little fuckboy
>>
Half life 2 has d-dead bodies.

This game is problematic and triggering to play solo and casually.

You guys shouldn't play this game..
>>
>>322818498
care to paste the rules? or are they like 10 X A4?

ofc racist shit and very offending shit is banned but I bet most of jokes are banned too
>>
>>322818606
>SAVE SCUMMING
>SEX JOKES
>GAY JOKES
>LITTLE BOY JOKES

He couldn't get away with this if he wasn't a cutie.
>>
This guy is a fucking turbo nerd.
>>
Who wants some moar
>>
>>322818695
augh
>>
>>322818662
Did he actually say that?
>>
>>322818712
Where's the Both option?
>>
>>322818695
ewwww :/
>>
>>322818332

Noir confirmed for based as fuck.
>>
Portal 2 when.
This is actually boring, holy shit.
>>
>>322818783
>take my wood
what did he mean by that
>>
After the run is over he will get executed live on stream and a few AM radio stations.
>>
f u n s t u f f b o y s
>>
>as a dragon i don't like what is happening here
wew
>>
>>322818695
augh
>>
>>322818695
augh
>>
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>>322818695
UGHHH

GROANZONE

!!!
>>
>>322818695
ugh. sigh
>>
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>>322818756
NO FUN ALLOWED, GOT IT?
>>
most triggering run: this or hotline miami
>>
>>322818769
>>322818836
i can't
>>
>>322818834
/who/
>>
>>322818834
Why are your nipples so dry wtf.
>>
>being a gamer
>and a cancer patient
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE
>>
>looks exactly like a trap i know with different color hair

;_;
>>
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>faggot for 40min
>makes the evil "sjw" angry with a shit joke
>my hero, i hate twitter!


Never change /v/
>>
>>322818823
>>SAVE SCUMMING
Save deletion is fine you dork
>>
>>322818695
Are people really like this
like really
Please tell me this is all a joke
>>
>>322817317

honk cat is my favorite cat

What's after this? Fuck I'm about to go exercise to relieve the pain of half life.
>>
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>>322818834
No one, post Noir
>>
>>322818834
Literally who?
>>
>>322818695
aughghhh
ughghghhhhhhhhh
sigh.....
>>
>>322818747
only white privileged people can have enough free time to do this shit
>>
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>people unironically hate on this kid?

LOL

He is literally the MOST based speedrunner at this whole event. I laughing my ass off right now
>>
>>322818756
PC FATS BTFO
>>
Where is Knitler's SS when you need them
>>
>>322818695
>i block u
he did something bad, but i am not watching, what did he do?
>he did something bad, you havent seen it so i will tell you
wow i havent seen the stream, so glad i dont watch it
>>
>>322818695
eurgh
>>
I am very much enjoying this commentary
>>
>>322818834
You're disgusting. Just fuck off.
>>
YABBA
MY
ICING
>>
>>322818756
he's right though
he's not funny at all
>>
>>322818802
>>>/fit/
Read sticky
>>
>>322818695
>augh
>>
>close your eyes it will be over soon
What did he mean by this?
>>
>Noir will never teach you the HL2 run
>>
>>322818802
do as much as you can for 15 minutes, don't stop even if you can't do anymore, push the 15minutes.
>>
Hearing these donation comments makes me think 80 % of Americans have cancer. Must be all the burgers.
>>
>>322818834
who is this girl with so low self-esteem that she needs to post her tits on the internet?
>>
RIP
>>
>>322818695
Muted the stream when I heard that. Ugh.
>>
>>322818834
literally anyone can post tits for replies on a blue board
>>
>>322818695
WUH
>>
GREETINGS FROM GERMANY LETS KICK CANCERS ASS
>>
>>322818371

Fuck off, tumblr.

This guy is great.
>>
>just close your eyes it will be over soon
K E K
>>
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>close your eyes itll be over soon
>>
>>322818756
>using a pc automatically = edgelord
Let me guess, this person only uses a phone
>>
>Just close your eyes, it'll be over soon
ULTRA-TRIGGERED!!!
>>
>>322818838
no but its what tumblr is heard

hes fucking banned bro
>>
>>322819005
HELP GOD HELP, HELP ME
>>
>>322818695
AUGH SERIOUSLY
>>
Is cosmo banned form AGDQ?
>>
>>322818695
augh
>>
This guy sucks, but at least he's keeping the memes up.
>>
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[[[TRIGGERED]]]
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>Just close your eyes, it'll be over soon
Oh my god
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>>322818193

>tfw watching the stream with my close knit 4chan sub-community in a video streaming website
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Half Life 3
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"CLOSE YOUR EYES IT'LL BE OVER SOON"

HE SAID IT
E

S
A
I
D

I
T
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>"JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES, IT'LL BE OVER SOON"

T R I G G E R E D

R

I

G

G

E

R

E

D
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>YABBA, MY ICING
what did the zombie mean by that
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>literally zero risk speedrun because of quick save and quick load

What a snore.
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>>322818963
wording this
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>Hello?
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Sasuke is my favorite character lol XD
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>rape jokes
Oh boy hold onto your poopers gents
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>>322818947
It's how it is. We all piss eachother off because we're all faggots, but as soon as we piss off people who take it personally we polarize in laughter.
>>
>>322818749
>Implying you need to be good to get accepted at a GDQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvNO4pJwd2c
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>>322818802
Well start browsing /fit/. If you actually want trap level aesthetics there's an infographic about it on /gif/ quite often or perhaps /soc/. It's not a matter of 'if i do this much exercise for a while will this part of my body be fit'. You need to work your whole body, which includes dreaded cardio, and eating healthily.
>>
>>322818947
very basic /v/ behavior
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>>322819069
BANNED x2
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Is he gonna crossdress this event or am I gonna have to masturbate to a guy again?
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>>322818879
No wonder the dog is angry, he has to put up with that.
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/v/ is giving a runner a pass because he managed to offend sjw

that is literally all it takes for /v/ to suck your dick
time to start a youtube channel
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>>322819008
no i want a nice butt i dont think people there want that

>>322819017
i will probably get tired after a few minutes... but i will try
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>poison headcrab shriek

triggered
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>>322818542
They are trying to take back their nerd culture from the evil neckbeards who stole their anime avatars
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>>322818332

Jesus, you guys weren't joking about adgq and sjw.
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>>322818970
please tell me you're joking
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>>322819091
>husband
What a cuck
>>
OFFICIAL NEW THREAD

>>322819075
>>322819075
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>>322819079
who?
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>>322819110
>>322819112
ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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>>322819069
He offered his little bit of wood to mossman
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>>322819091
Ugh.
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>>322819091
that bottom tweet triggered me
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It's nothing but white twinks at these events. Figures.
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>hello?

Oh god I love this guy so much.
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>>322819091
PC cucks BTFO
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>>322819091
>elitest twatwaffles
what did he mean by this?
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>"JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES, IT'LL BE OVER SOON"

BANNED
A
N
N
E
D
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>>322819149
Look at previous threads
People liked him before he pissed off sjws
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>>322816624
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>>322819091
>male streamer
RUDE
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>>322818756
Im gonna take that as an invitation to go bother that person on Twitter.
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>>322819069
epic penis joke

took a piece of wood and poked mossman with it for the teleport glitch while saying shit like "we're gonna give mossman our wood" "omg she's such a prude"

it was funny but then he ran it onto the ground by spending like 5s just ramming the wood onto mossman's crotch
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HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
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>>322818413
hat happened to Bluegrass
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>>322818695
How can someones life be so fucking boring they get offended by this
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>>322818468

He's having fun.

Can't have none of that.
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>>322819042
Someone notify tumblr #rapeculture #feminism
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>>322819091
bet her husband is having a good time taking care of his wife's kid
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You guys are going to call him based because he's making shitty jokes that Tumblr is going to get offended by, but they're still just shitty jokes with his fucking awful voice.
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>>322819149
No, because he's a cuteboy.
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>>322819091
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>>322818756
time to bully
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>>322818695
AUGH REALLY
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>these crazy damage jumps
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>>322818695
augh
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>>322818970
yup, only minus is his voice is little annoying but at least it's not shaky beta bs or just people being silent and
I like his jokes
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>>322819091
PCFATS TOLD
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>>322819201
AUGH
>>
>>322819091
This is a neogaf user.
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>>322819156
yes you will, that is the point of exercise, to get tired and put your muscles to the limit so that they would get reason to grow.
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>>322819091
>as my husband put it
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>>322819140
>>322819149

such a hivemind shit hole, enjoy the next thread. i cant handle the ass kissing and "i take everything back!"
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FUCK MY WOOD YOU PRUDE
KILL ALL OTHERKIN DEGENERATE FUCKS
JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES AND LET THE RAPE BEGIN
FUN STUFF BOYZ
>>
>>322819069

He made a very mild sexual innuendo.
>>
>>322819276
dont be mean to the Yanks, they cant help it
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>>322819091
>These are real people
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>>322819156
>no i want a nice butt i dont think people there want that

/fit/ has plenty of that shit you fucking degenerate
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>>322818695
augh
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>>322818834
>640x480

disgusting
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>>322819091
*gets triggered*
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>>322819149
it worked for that sargon fuckwit
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>>322819332
ah dude
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>>322819276
He dares to go against the grain.
I bet you follow Narcissa Wright.
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>>322818970
Exactly. I'm laughing at how retarded and fucking cringe inducing this fuccboi is, and the awkward silence in between from the audience reacting to his furry jokes.

How I would love to be 12 again.
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> "Anyone who doesn't say our approved words gets Banned, thats how it works."

You got that right, Noir.
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>>322818802
In miliary we were usually punished with points. 1 point being 1 pushup. 2, is a squat. Do double the squats you are able to do pushups in one go.I did 400 points in one go
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>>322819276
But Anon, I liked him from the start.
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I haven't heard someone with a voice this nasally since middle school.
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>purple loving tumblrites also now triggered

Noir went from sperg to based pretty quick
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You guys like them better when my nipps are dry?
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>>322819232
holy shit
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>>322818756
>supposedly fighting stereotypes
>uses stereotypes
SJW logic
>>
>>322818468

He's having fun and going fast, the absolute madman.
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>>322819232
living in the age of NO FUN ALLOWED and MUH FEELINGS sure is fun guys.
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>>322819149
If this was 2012 /v/ would be calling this the best run ever.

But now /v/ is as triggerable as SJWs.
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>>322818802
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>>322819091
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TR*GGERED
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>>322819348
Great post my boy. Hold this upvote xD
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>>322819465
Wet nipples. That's more like it.
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>>322819429
did you faggots get banned from AGDQ chat and now are saltier than salt?
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>>322819465
Fuck off.
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>>322819465
no
>>
THis guy is really awkward
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>>322818756
I guess this is basically an invitation for me to go bother this person on Twitter
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>>322819562
>r*pe jokes
FUCKING WHY
>>
>>322819562
>dat response

kek
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>>322819435
fuck. it's 1/2 point = squat
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>>322819562
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>>322818812
do people really like this memekid unironically? and I mean the gif
>>
this guy is really based
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>>322819562
makes me wet desu
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>>322819428
>fuccboi

A fuckboy is a guy who has a LOT of sex, and only talks to females with the single intent of having sex with them. A womanizer.
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>>322819562
AUGH
U
G
H
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>>322818332
It begins.

noir is beyond banned.
>>
>>322819562
>ugh im so offended yep totally
just shut up
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>>322819426
His only schtick is being obnoxious and "vulgar'. It would be good if he was also funny, but he forgot that part, so he just comes off as trying too fucking hard.
>>
>>322819091

*logs off*
>>
>>322819562
St*p triggering me
>>
>>322819465
>google reverse search no results
Where do you live and do you want to rid my 8 inch cock?
>>
>>322819562

10/10 response
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>LITERALLY GOOBERGATING IT UP JUST TO MAKE IT INTERESTING

UGHH
>>
>>322819562
>r*pe

What word is supposed to be there? Rope? Ripe?
>>
>>322819465
why are you doing this

m-more
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Highway 17 is great because of all the optional areas.
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>>322819562
>that response
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>>322819348
>>/tumblr/
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>>322819729
>this thirst
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>>322819808
making sexual jokes has nothing to do with GG you spastic
>>
Hehehe my phone keeps vibrating hehehe because I forgot to turn it off hehehehe.

This can't be his real voice. How can someone with such a stereotypical nerd voice actually exist?
>>
Ooh he's getting vibrated
>>
>>322819562
did she ban everyone??? or did she ban me based on response to that other idiot
>>
>>322818951
He reloads if he ruins a jump, nerd.
>>
>>322819665
what the fuck are you talking about? fuckboy (without meme spelling) is just black people slang for "faggot", then white people started using it
>>
>>322819091
How about all speedrunners are mentally ill cucklings that should be exterminated
>>
I love speedrunning drama
>>
>>322819091
>twatwaffles

THEIR KIDS ARE GONNA BE FAGGOTS HAHAHAHAHA
>>
>>322820010
Just like nigger

and senpai, senpai
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>>322819665
Not the same guy, but you have absolutely no idea what you're fucking talking about. Stop trying to teach people memes teeny and go back to 9gag.
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>>322819912
thanks
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>>322819912

Thanks.
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THAT'S ACTUALLY REALLY DIFFICULT: the speedrunner
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>THAT'S ACTUALLY REALLY DIFFICULT
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>>322820010

Oh yeah, I actually forgot about that.

Oops.

I blame /v/ forcing SJW shit into my face every god damn day.
>>
He sounds like this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVsC0lm0k_M
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>>322819912
thanks
>>
>>322820156
You'd think he knows
>>
>all these newfagg /b/etas getting meta trolled

this is too much for me
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I promise.
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>>322819912
thanks
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>>322820238
>meta trolled
Is there a 4chan dictionary yet? I can't keep up with all these terms.
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>>322820105
>>322820134
>>322820212
>tfw senpai's around
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>i looooooooove prison
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>>322819912
Thanks.
>>
this guy seems fun
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Who /aniki/ here?
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>>322820418
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>I looooove prison
Bet you like dropping the soap for aniki too huh?
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I love the few second pause when nobody knows if they should start clapping and then they slowly begin the applause
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>>322820640
Me too
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>>322820549
fuck you
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>>322820713
DEEP
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>>322820751
DARK
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>>322820808
FANTASY
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>mfw I legitimately enjoyed the run from the beginning and suddenly there's all this hilarious drama out of nowhere as a nice bonus
>>
FANTASY
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>constant save deletion

FOR WHAT PURPOSE?

Didn't Gocnak manage to do a no save deletion single segment run in like 90 minutes?
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>this thread death
What happened, /v/?
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>>322820905
this, based noir, whoever the fuck he is
>>
>>322820984
some fucking retard made a new thread(s), as per usual
>>
>>322820905
His voice sounded annoying to me at first but now its fine and the run looks cool (apart from all the retries with save states)
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How is he able to hop around so fast like that???
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>talos principle
>100%
daaayum niqqa must be a scientist or shiet
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>>322820905
it's like games done quick has finally begun! DRAMA! JOKES! OFFEND!


[LOUD YSG LAUGH FROM THE DISTANCE]
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>>322820964
did he do it at AGDQ? if not thats pretty moot
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>>322821049
consuming large quantities of semen allows you to hack the Source engine
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>>322818695
i fucking hate these people
augh
>>
HEHEHE

Le quirky Rubiks Cube xDDD
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>>322821116
who?
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>>322820964
the game has fucked up physics and the tricks are very unsafe

ofc if he was running at home he would've already started over 10 times

there is like 100 more times run killers in HL2 than in like super metroid for example
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>>322820964
>>322821116

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug9XPfww_YQ

His last WR run was save deletion, despite all the whining he did when save deletion was discovered.
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>>322821256
Gocnak, if he didnt do it at AGDQ it really doesnt count. theres a difference between running the game at home and doing it within an alotted timeslot at a marathon, you have to go safe.
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>>322821217
I bet he decided to bring it to on cam just for triggering shitposters
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>>322821434
who?
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