NOW: Half-Life 2 NEXT: Portal 2 LATER: Alien Swarm
>Legend of Zelda Majora's Mask
>five and a half motherfucking hours
WHY. WHY. WHY.
It starts at like 10 PM CST too, they couldn't save that shit for 2 AM?
the only thing he's fast at is deleting saves LMAO
These threads are faster than the actual speedruns in this year's piece of shit AGDQ
Daily reminder if you complain about cheats or saves you are a literal newfaggot who probably posts anime and cringe.
>saving what will no doubt be one of the most watched runs for after midnight
>loading pre-made saves
You guys probably have not seen this picture.
Is there ever going to be a runner of this game that doesn't suck absolute dick at it?
You motherfucker stole that from me DELETE THIS
>these loading screens
I thought the PC master race didn't have to deal with these?
What was that guys name who used to dress up like maria from touhou? I don't see him around anymore.
>mommy mommy he's CHEATING! HE'S SAVESCUMMING! PREMADE SAVES!!! MOOOMMYY!!!
This kid is bad at being gay AND at speedrunning HL2. Jesus. I'm personally offended.
>that fat belly
no wonder she covered it up with her arm in the first pic
Nigga needs more meat if he wants to bear my children
>loading savegames during a speedrun
I understand savescumming for long games just to be safe but pre-prepared savegames? that's a fuckign new low man
REMINDER that for some reason Neo-/v/ thinks:
>Speedrunning = skillfully completing a game with no screw-ups or cheating with glitches and bugs
When all speedrunning is to complete a game as humanely fast as possible with any means allowed by the game itself.
>hurr durr why is he savescumming?
How fucking new?
>faggots not liking revolver
what are you? fucking gay?
revolver ftw, get cucked nerds
Also, here's a screenshot of him just after finished having his hair straightened (by CloakedYoshi's now-ex-girlfriend). Complete with portion of chat from stream.
>Awesome Games Done Quick
> Half Life 2
They should rename it to Mediocre Games then.
>Noir makes out with you
>somehow gets you into bed and you end up fucking
>you're about to cum and he wraps his legs around you saying "INSIDE! I'll hate you if you don't cream me up"
>People defending a literal cheater
Take your fucking hugbox back to reddit
>I'm just a little boy sometimes I get spooked
>literally starting ERP on a run at AGDQ
Banned as fuck.
reminder this runner chose the couch, he chose his friends and dick riders instead of knowledgeable people about the game
his failure to bring someone who could help with commentator is entirely his own and he should not be given pity for his floundering
>savescumming because he dies like a scrub
>d-dead bodies. This game is too dark.
>Zombies too spooky.
>Revolvers trigger my audience.
>Gunship makes me sad and angry.
Everything triggers this fagcunt.
this speedrun is triggering me, I can't take it anymore
I see fans of speedrunning are also humongous fucking textbook faggots.
It was fun but totally unsupported and died a sad whimpering death. I hope the run will be interesting though, as theres diving to evade stuff, events, and parasites that will just plain kill you if you dont get them first or get a big heal from a medic player.
If I was running something I'd just say "I want Blueglass, peaches_, CavemanDCJ and Blechy on my couch"
wtf, oh man oh boy, oh yeah wait, i'm going to punk show, I HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WHOA
god bless im also music faggot and not only a videogams faget
>take my wood
>ugh, such a prude
Lynch mob is getting their ropes.
>speedrunner has never played the game normally
nothing fucking triggers me more than this shit
>IN THE MOOD FOR SOME WOOD NOW?
KICKED OUT WHEN?
ESCORT THIS MAN FROM THE PREMISES
I'VE BEEN TRIGGERED
Is he going to be xdressing at ALL this event? Or is this fucker just here to tease us?
THIS GUYS GONNA GET FUCKING BANNED FROM ALL GDQ EVENTS
NO INNUENDOS ALLOWED
>tagging me for saying the people in this thread are gay for wanting more traps
Enjoy your (you), nerd.
HES GOING TO GET BANNED NOW
WHAT A CRUEL WORLD
This guy is done for. He is not going to leave the hotel alive.
Why do autist always beat a funny joke down to the down.
>dont be a dragon on top of me
>are you okay?
Oh man, this stream is 10/10
>there are people right now who DON'T like this run just because of the runner's antics
I take back what I said about this guy, he seems cool
Strategy to make NPC move faster by making them speed forward with a shard of wood.
Runner yelling "TAKE MY WOOD" and moving it back and forward in the crotch area saying "Keep talking, I'm listening"
All the cringe has been building up to this 2 hour period.
SOMEONE GET KOTAKU ON THE LINE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IM SHAKING I JUST
He's being lewd and having enjoyment
This is thoroughly disallowed
many shittier comedians do that too or even good ones that just tour tour tour and don't write jokes for like 1-5 years while doing it
and ofc there is adam sandler
but now I'm just being trap enabler
>people not actually enjoying this run
>people not actually enjoying the runner's bant
Wat. That will do fucking nothing, you do realize that the reps don't really do anything unless you can feel the strain? You can't just jog for 10 seconds every 10 minutes of the day and then sit down again.
>there are people who watch this only for triggering shit and make tweets about this
It's a shame Twitter has appropriated "edgelord" from here, though it's appropriate.
This is NOT an invitation for you to go bother this person on Twitter.
Half life 2 has d-dead bodies.
This game is problematic and triggering to play solo and casually.
You guys shouldn't play this game..
>faggot for 40min
>makes the evil "sjw" angry with a shit joke
>my hero, i hate twitter!
Never change /v/
>people unironically hate on this kid?
He is literally the MOST based speedrunner at this whole event. I laughing my ass off right now
>i block u
he did something bad, but i am not watching, what did he do?
>he did something bad, you havent seen it so i will tell you
wow i havent seen the stream, so glad i dont watch it
>Just close your eyes, it'll be over soon
Oh my god
>tfw watching the stream with my close knit 4chan sub-community in a video streaming website