This shit is hilarious and the previous thread reached image limit
http://faces.ethz.ch/
>mfw not even a face recognizer can resist May/Sapphire's juicy tits
>couldn't detect a face
>couldn't detect a face
>couldn't detect a face
>couldn't detect a face
[Seat-taking diminishes]
best girl! BEST GIRL!age should have been lower and rating higher
>>322815407
>>322816218
fucking this, it's like it knows what I'm posting up is cropped porn and doujins.
literally a goddess.
Did you guys managed to get "godlike"?
FUCK YOU
Take a look at this photo from our recent trip to Italy.
>>322816987
whoops i fucked that up
>>322817032
>>322816798
im a retard, left that out
>>322815407
Intelligent, Nihilistic, and stunning
Hmm...
>female
Amazing, it detected my drawing's lifelike face.
STUNNING
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>>322815407
holy shit, this is accurateNOICE
>It won't detect the face of my furry porn crops
What is the point?
>>322817525
>stunning
oh u
nice
this took entirely too much effort
>>322818397
Best girl.
>>322818316
fuck off
>>322817936
Hmm..
Stunning
Mars CONFIRMED most attractive planet
impresssive
hoy
>>322817556
God damnit Microsoft! The ai is a chic and knows you're loaded
>>322818246
*Smack*
Anita isbanana!
>>322815407
>upload a photo of myself
>'ok'
this is no longer fun ;_;
>>322819339
forgot pic
>>322818246
fucking golden
>>322819443
>Upload photo of myself
>Sorry we cannot detect a face
oh ok then
>not godlike
It's broken
Confirmed for shit taste.
as if there was any doubt
>>322815407
Is that supposed to be the cage Micholash wears in Bloodborne?
>>322819443
>upload a photo of myself
>'Hmm'
how should I feel?
>>322819968
>>322819443
It's not your fault you are not as good looking as Waluigi
>>322818112
>that perfect accuracy
>>322819919
Yes
>>322819769
It's fairly random.
>>322819641
Thats a little heretical.
It got that it was male too
shit site desu senpai
uhhhh
>>322819769
It judges dirty russian dogs for what they are.
>>322820252
MODS
>>322820112
Well, I did a stupid smile and I went from hmm to "Nice"
>>322815407
>>322819626
>>322820308
>>322820252
okeydokey
>>322817252
Dewd?
>>322820252
And yet...
>>322816218
Yeah, fuck this site.
>>322820547
>>322820476
I think is because I tried a real girl.
>>322820592
it's got its priorities straight at least.
>>322820794
Do the King going HMMMMq
>muster courage to upload own face
>couldn't detect a face
i-its probably for the best.
>>322820794
HMMMMM you want it?
>>322815407
Bullshit.
Oh my fuck
>>322821009
> tfw got "Hot"
>>322819443
>Upload picture of myself
>Stunning
O-oh my... wasn't expecting that
>Couldn't detect a face
I know Naoto is worst girl but Jesus fuck
>>322821257
snake is pretty hot desu
>>322821361
>>322815407
>>322821361
Why is her vagina so long
>>322821386
>>322821462
See
>>322821183
>>322821386
>upload a couple of me pics
>ranges from hmm to hot
>barely any hair or pose difference
ಠ_à²
>>322821462
> got hot
> still don't have a gf
>>322820953
>>322821506
>http://faces.ethz.ch/
>>322821662
My boy.
>>322821238
>>322821614
> upload another
> rating dropped to "nice"
> tfw won't upload another just in case
>>322821386
is this on any algorithm of anything or just a random thing?
i got stunning
and it said im 28 but im 23.
>>322820198
Definition of insanity
>>322822019
>i got stunning
wanna cuddle? :3
>>322822079
he's pointing at the "Nice" option.
>>322822196
oh fuck..
>>322822182
>male character from japanese game
>"Female"
Seems about right
>>322822105
im a boy
>people uploading their rl pictures to botnet
lmao
what
>>322822328
i know
>>322822350
>They're hot
>>322821751
>>322822350
>female
>24
>hot
kek
>>322822224
kek
the absolute mad man
>>322820780
seems legit
>>322822408
i dont want to cuddle
>>322819776
+best
>>322815407
This program doesn't know perfection when it sees it.
>>322822701
>>322822701
>>322822327
Hmmmmm
>>322822894
Do the other guy
>>322821361
reported
>>322822701
Goddamn even AI wants them titties.
>Sorry, we're currently under heavy load and can't handle your hotness.
>Please try again later.
whoa, so this is the power of hotness detection
>Upload a photo of myself
>"Hmm..."
>Upload another
>"Hmm..."
O-ok..
>>322815407
LOL
Close enough
>>322822980
>>322823151
>>322823121
even A.I likes "the gap"
>>322822327
>>322823093
It wants the necklace, ya goof.
>>322823309
Messed up
>>322823121
>Male
That's sure to upset someone.
>>322823309
nice
and thats why they call him fisto
Clearly it is flawed
>>322823589
AI has spoken. HL1 was god tier
>>322817525
More like "spinnin'"
YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good taste
>>322823648
>anything but godlike
it's not fair.
>>322823668
but its more appropriate since he has an over the top stunstick
which is stunning, get it?
>>322823648
Well, the scale didn't go up to Supreme...
>>322823837
>this resolution on a smartphone
triggers me. just wanted to say that.
>>322815407
>>322820252
nice, post here :^)
How old was Big Boss during Peace Walker?
>>322815712
>try my own face
>i got the exact same thing as fucking ken
>>322823837
Step aside.
This site is literally an ad for a dating site. Hotness is inflated so you will download the app. Stop viraling their shit.
MARIE ROSE CONFIRMED LEGAL
>>322824017
About 39-40.
>>322824104
>i literally dontknow how to have fun
wait what? i thought when the app thought the face was a little square on thepersons elbow that it was accurate. i dont get it wahhhhhhhh
madman!
>>322824017
>>322824190
I don't even know how to describe this
>>322823980
Tell Sony and Nintendo to step it up with their handhelds
rikka-fags btfo
>>322815407
booteful
god dammit
>>322824413
>31 year old male
heh
Every photo of him is "Hot"
>>322824486
>Godlike
The real trick is where the face is.
>>322824486
>>322818637
MOOOOOOOOOOOODS
Not even this can stump him.
>standards
> OK
LOW ENERGY
O
W
>>322818637
Careful nigga, I got b& for posting Jlaw nudes in the age guessing thing before
>>322816639
PRetty sure that's shopped.
Should be godlike.
Nice
>>322824831
>not godlike
It's broken
I finally found Big Boss you guys, he was in the bottom corner the whole time
uploded a picture of me and got the lowest rating, and spot-on age, time to off myself
Not gonna argue with that
Guys he couldnt have raped anyone. He has a vagina
Oh come on.
Harrison Ford is not 35 years old.
>>322825179
...i can't see it.
This thing works so good.
>>322817383
good one
>male
>my face
>pic related
neat
KAIRI FAGS BTFO BY AQUA
LARXENE FAGS HAE SHITTEST WAIFU
>>322825508
I'm going to kick your dick
>>322825185
Did the very same and got the right age and hot. It's wonky because I'm not. Pic related.
>>322825703
suace
>>322825728
>it's in reverse order of actual attractiveness
neat
>>322825703
That girls butt is lopsided
Marth is pretty
It couldn't even detect a face for this one kek
>>322818246
tfw nice guy
So this...is the power...of Xbox One.
>It thinks my OC's are cute
:3
>>322825769
put an eyepatch on and you'd make a natural pirate
What are the chances
>>322825815
>>322825914
You sure?
I took about 10 pictures of me. I got ok on all but one. The one it liked was really blurry and I somehow got stunning
>Site says it won't judge the faces of people below 18
>This goes through
>>322826108
people looking closely at you is not your friend. just rub Vaseline on the eyes of everyone you meet
>>322826013
based
>>322825786
outta here
kek
>>322826207But I thought I looked at least decent
Even AIs agree that Nerady is pretty.
>>322826257
>Brendan's life is so JUST the camera doesn't even acknowledge him.
>>322816798
And again
Not bad for the most cucked man on earth
I got "hmm" 5 times in a row.
So I went to Facebook and got a photo from 4 years ago when I weighed 60 pounds less and still got "hmm."
Fuck this shit.
>>322826826
you know how the old saying goes
you can lose weight but you cant get rid of ugly
>>322826826
Just base it off this
>>322825769
If you look better than me, then it's busted as fuck. I'm 60 pounds overweight and still got hot.
>>322817787
>Not Godlike
Tifa is trash
>>322827402
>Meg Ryan
>>322819626
Niice!
>>322815407
>mfw uploaded three pictures of my face
>first two "no faces could be found"
>third was "ok"
:(
>>322825963
This couldnt be more perfect, also new thread when
>>322829228
start one and link it here
>put in good picture of me
>think I look pretty great
>get rated "Ok"
Defeated by a swedish computer.
>>322831472
Bud, it's broken. I got hot and I'm okay at best.
>>322831702
No, anon. You're stunning.
>>322831807
How would you even know?
>>322831893
Why can't you just take a compliment?
>>322831893
gee way to be an assholepost pic on /soc/ rate thread and link it here
>>322832226
I already posted my pic here.
>>322825769
I get rated 3/10 all the time so the algorithm for this thing is fucked.
>>322820264
Needs antiperspirant,
>>322820264
He's not an ugly guy, just fat tbqh
>>322820308
>mfw it was taken off the store so we'll never get another Keaning
>>322823759
>>322823901
Why did all those tall blondes choose the douchebags when he was the perfect nice guy?