>Game insults you for playing on easy

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>Game compliments you for playing on Hard

>game shits on you for playing on easy
>play on hard instead
>"what do you want, a medal?"

>>322743769
Name 5

>gain lower XP on easy
>game becomes much harder down the road

>>322744090
Almost every Id game.

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>>322743854

why does he look like dexter?

>>322744124

>play BATMAN AC
>enemies take more hits on Hard so my combo multiplier sky rockets
>bathe in free xp and unlock almost everything before I'm even half way done with the main story

>>322743769
>league of legends dev gets buttflustered by bayonetta mocking the player for getting stone rank and includes it as what not to do in a game design post

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>>322744090
God Hand
>What, you need me to hold your hand or something?

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>>322743769
>game insults you for doing something when there wasnt any choice

>>322743769
maybe you should get good faggot

>>322743769
>Game insults you for quitting

Alt + F4

>>322744560
You could have just turned the game off™

>>322744560
You have 10 seconds to name 4 million games that do this.

>>322744090
>DMC3
>Every ID game ever
>Ninja Gaiden Black
>SMT4
>Diswasher
>MI2
>Earthworm Jim
>the 50 cent game
>MGSV
>Timesplitters
>Serious Sam

Off the top of my head.

>>322744560
That's why it's a garbage game.
>>322744691
Wow, great suggestion, I'll also go and refund it, considering the devs clearly didn't want me to play it, they even made it garbage intentionally.

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>>322743769
>Game mocks you for your 'nocturnal perseverance'

>>322744560
>autists play through the story of someone else and think the game is mocking them
every time

>>322744780
>timesplitters
when?

>Game gives you crutch
>It makes enemies literally laugh at how stupid you are

>>322744780
>>DMC3
Don't recall it doing so.

>>322744957
Monkey Assist mode.

>>322745102
Literally offers you to drop the difficulty if you eat shit too many times.

>>322744090
Guitar Hero 2

>>322743854

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hEaKEsPgsG

>>322744780
MGSV? when?

>>322744090
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPqjl_DNpqk

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>>322744543

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Y42L3D7Xxu

>>322745282
Chicken Hat

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>>322743769
>Game insults you for playing

>>322744780
Devil May Cry 1 does it too.

>>322745439

how was it implemented? i thought it was just another lie like the rest they announced.

>easy mode ends before the final level and tells you 'Thanks for playing! Continue your adventure on normal difficulty!'
>Normal modes gives you the bad end
>Hard mode gives you the normal ending
>Very Hard mode gives you the true, final ending
>Ultra Hard Mode gives you alternate true final ending where you can save your waifu for real

Too bad we live in an age where those endings would be a Youtube visit away though.

What's a better way to harshly discourage being an easy mode pleb content tourist and encourage people to play the game at the intended difficulty and also to better themselves and play on the higher difficulties, all without turning off the modern 'gamer' and making them pass over your game for Cinematic Shoot Em Up 2k17?

>>322745534
>stopping to play the game is a valid choice
Great, that means the way to get the best ending is to refund the game, right?

>>322745763
If you fail too many time they give you a choice to put on a chicken hat, which makes enemies laugh at you, instead of detecting and shooting your sorry ass.

>>322745763
Game offers you to use the chicken hat if you get spotted a lot of times in a row.

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>game calls you a quitter for exiting the game

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>>322744920
yeah right, this is totally not a message directed to the player

>>322746084
What game does this?

>>322746287
Wolfenstein The New Order, for one

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>>322746287
killing floor 2

>>322746287

Max Payne 3

>>322746287

Fucking doom

>>322745939
What game does this? I can only vaguely remember a game that did that

>>322746287
Almost every id game

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>play a game for a few hours
>game says you've been playing for a long time and tells you to turn it off

>>322746831
TURN THE GAME CONSOLE OFF RIGHT NOW
THE MISSION IS A FAILURE
CUT THE POWER RIGHT NOW

>>322746798
I remember the first N64 Castlevania.
On easy it only goes to the castle. Was disappointed the first time I made it that far.

>>322745939
>What's a better way to harshly discourage being an easy mode pleb content tourist and encourage people to play the game at the intended difficulty

Remove easy mode

>>322746287
Banjo kazooie

>>322746831
>GO TO BED

>>322747084
Right, now I remember if only because of AVGN

>>322746084
It's a fun idea, but whenever a game does that it feels incredibly lame. It almost always reads like something on the lines of a terrible commercial, like "Do you have the balls to play [game]?" and the picture of a total badass cowering in fear.

>>322746287
Strike Vector has a straight up "Ragequit" button during a match.

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>>322746287
Max Payne for one

>>322747932
that's just telling you what each button does

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>Last boss comments on the weapons and spells you use to fight him
>He insults you if your level isnt high enough or if you start using potions

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>>322748071
Oh, you mean like any other OLD GAME?

>stop before boss fight to gear and buff up
>boss interjects saying he'll just do the same then
>slaps your shit when you start the fight

>>322748230
I know for a fact that the top right corner one is one of the quit messages in TNO, though it's worded differently

I think all of them might be actually

Good.

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>To get the true ending you have to do a bunch of shit no rational thinker would ever come up with

>>322743769

How old is Carmack's kid now?

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>>322745534
>tfw Call of Duty WoW's Russian campaign did a better job at this
>Call of fucking Duty

>game gives you a medal for not having a girlfriend
thanks maplestory