You have 10 seconds to pitch an idea for a video game with absolutely

DDR

Racin game.

Harvest Moon

>>322719040
you can axe your animals

Space Trucker

>>322718515
Hentai game

animal crossing knockoff

Logic based game. You're the god of a minor universe being invaded by Lovecraftian Outer-Gods.

You use logic to prove these creatures can't exist in your world.

>>322718515
you read a book about some important thing, and have to search a library for other books that are related to each other even slightly. If you c ant loss you have to read webcomics for the rest of eternity in an endless maze of loss

>>322718515
Its a jiggsaw game where you use jiggsaw pieces to create the world.

FPS: first person surfing

>>322718515
You're a wizard and you use spells to help people

>>322718515
You operate a taco stand which eventually develops into a Mexican restaurant. You can then purchase additional locations, and eventually sell your soul and begin peddling horse meat and mass produced shells a la Taco Bell.

There's also a bunch of cute Latino girls to shag.

>>322719970
I got a better one
You play as a burger that gets reincarnated over and over again, depending on how you play while being eaten you can move up in the afterlife (becoming tastier and on the plates of eaters with higher standards) or you can find yourself worse off (made by greasy fast food chefs for poor and fat slobs) until eventually you get binned to rot, unfit even for the dog back home

>>322718515
Eugenics Simulator

You perfect the human race through chemical sterilization while avoiding underpopulation and death by plague due to lack of genetic diversity.

>>322720306
>burger
>higher standards
Is this some American thing I don't understand?

>>322719464
that's actually a pretty good fucking idea

>>322718515
Adventure Puzzle game. The entertainment comes from funny dialogue.

>>322720479
Maybe but if so you're missing out, I've had great burgers and I've had shitty burgers, personally I enjoy crispy burgers with lettuce ketchup and bacon only, also cheddar if the place allows but not every place does, if not they don't necessarily get placed in the lower tier but they'd certainly be below a good cheddar burger

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>>322719464
And then violence ensued.

>>322718515
A sleeping simulator for insomniacs. With an added girlfriend dlc for lonely insomniacs.

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quick, you have 10 seconds to _die_

A game where you explore the emptiness of space, finding remains of past civilizations while trying to piece them together to figure out if humanity is truly alone in the universe and if so, find out where other life is currently.

At the end you discover that once the planet's resources are depleted, the people of that planet put a super mother cell into a meteor and send it to another planet to rebuild civilization, earth's humanity being created by the last cell sent

>>322718515
>Resource Management game. Medium comfy
>post apocalyptic setting.
>single person, man or woman, is disabled somehow. Unable to walk.
>Entire game takes place in abandoned apartment building. Players have to manage supply consumption. Get around the building. Expand your accessible territory. Deal with "disasters" (illness, injury, starvation).

>>322718575
>stomping on them poor dancing platforms

>>322718515
hi blizzard

>>322721494
I'd play that, but you'd need a hell of a writer to make it work.