>game has sex scene

Mafia was a good game and the sex scene was tastefully done.

>johnny_manziel.gif

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>game has sex scene
>dad walks in
>sits down

>tfw used to repeatedly pick up prostitutes in gta san andreas and masturbate

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>>322711210
>Only way to beat a quest is to get a sex change.

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>>322712341

Name one game with a sex scene that isn't cringey as hell

You have ten seconds.

>>322712614
Opening of Witcher 2

>>322712614
Wolfenstein The New Order was okay... I guess.

>>322712614
The fuckin' was kinda hot in Wolfenstein: The New Order.

>>322712304
>dad puts his hand on your shoulder
>"well it's about time i told you about the birds and the bees"
>"dad, i'm 30"
>"well it's about time you moved the fucked outta my basement"

>>322712476
Kingdom of Loathing?

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>>322712960
I'm just playing it.

>>322713000
funny joke mate, had a good laugh with that one.

srsly, fuck off back to leddit. you're jokes cringey af

>>322712614
Witcher 3's scenes are not animated terribly well but the context of them and the dialogue is well done.

>>322713227
Nice, I think you're in for a good time

>>322712614
The Sims 2

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>>322713227
I stopped liking her when it hit me that she was the one fucking and killing Nazis. It's not the 'pure waifu' bullshit either, she just started to seem like a really terrible person after that.

>>322711309
I agree.

Mafia III looks like shit though.

>>322712953
Yeah. A shame they developers pulled the lamest, most cliche ending though.

>>322713464
>killing nazis
>bad person

Back to /pol/

>>322713464

Na mang, it was her "cousins" diary.

"His little soldiers leaked out of her."

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>>322713125
Runescape.
Sir Kuam Ferentse, Blessed by the gods so that no man can hurt him. The joke is that literally no man can harm him, but if you pay a mage to turn you into a women you mop the floor with him.

>>322712614
The chick on the beach in Leisure Suit Larry 3

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>>322713426
>tfw I used to make lesbian couples and fap to the cutscene that would play
That hot tub one was god-tier.

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>>322713594
>Killing anyone
>Not a bad person

>>322713594
That justification doesn't sit well with me either. She wasn't just killing them, she was doing anything and everything she could to kill them. She was getting pregnant because she was letting them pound her out all in the name of waxing one of them.

It's not about who she was killing it's about how she was killing them, or getting in position to kill them.

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>>322711210
>game has dry humping scenes

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>Game has sex scene
>no nudity

>>322713993
>>322714198
Fucking Dragon Age.

>>322712476
Holy fuck I remember this

>>322713602
It's like that shitty women empowerment line in LotR

>>322714640

Wait. so you're telling me the Witchking couldn't only be killed by a woman?

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>game has a /u/ scene

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>game has sex scene
>been so emotional leading up to the sex scene that it all feels wrong
>dick limp

>>322713264
not that guy, but you are an asshole I want to bump this thread

please bump it for me

>>322714924
I skip all sex scenes in VNs, they just feel so out of place.

>>322713000
That was reddit tier but I still laughed

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Tfw the guy you play as gets more pussy than you ever will

>>322715270
Kill me, Pete

>>322715270
Kill me, pete

>>322712614
Gods of War Aphrodite scene

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>game has sex scene
>with underwear on
>and recycled animations from combat
>clipping everywhere
>doesn't take smaller races into account

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>game has nonconsensual sex scene

>>322715440
That shit was cringy in every single game, anon.

>horribly over-acted moaning
>bed rocking all over the place
>Kratos grunting like a fucking monster
>QTEs
>you don't even get to see anything
>"by the goooooodddddsssssss"

The only redeeming quality to those scenes was that Kratos fucked those women so hard they're lucky they're still alive.

>>322715608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o24Mf6K1Olo

Is there something wrong, anon?

>>322715270
Kill me, Pete

>>322715270
Kill me, Pete.

AND I REMEMBER THE DAY, THAT YOU LEFT FOR SANTA MONICA

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>game has surprisingly good music

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>>322712476
>You will never do Prince Ali's Rescue as a 7 year old ever again
Why carry on?

>>322715270
Kill me, Pete

>>322713993
The worst game to do this has to be Ride to Hell: Retribution

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>>322713993
>>322714351
>>322719327

>>322717898
she looks better naked desu

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>>322715608
>game has nonconsensual sex scene

>>322714640
Nah I think it's mocking it. The whole quest was full of shit you had to take literately.

>Sex scene has the camera in weird places such as Outside the window or form the slit through a door
>Makes you feel like a creep.

>>322721190
FUCK MAN I CAN'T WAIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPHH4Pv00LY