>go mid lane >this nigga walks in What do?

Exit and play a good game

>>322704995
/thread

>>322704692
check this 2

>>322704692
sit under tower until jungle comes to gank. i hate people who dont know how to play this game.

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dagger him until he leaves

how the fuck does one learn to play this game? i ask for tips but my team just call me bad

what do u do to beat thresh support?

>>322704692
I spam laugh on my Star Guardian Lux

>>322705662
dont get in range of hooks. i hate people who dont know how to play this game.

>>322704692
Play malz?
There is literally nothing he can do against malz. A single malz e can take off half his hp bar if you have mana to cast it

>>322705803
are you aware how much range the hook has

uninstall and play dota 2

>>322704692
>realize i'm playing League of Legends
>proceed to put a gun in my mouth and splatter my brains on the wall behind me

>>322705983
Throw in a Curt Kobain reference and you'd have won the Edgelord of the Day award

Better luck next time

>>322705483
You have to research it. Like you're in school. Find a wiki, read guides on any of a dozen sites, watch 'professional' play.

If that sounds ridiculous to you, you're right and you should find a better game.

>>322704692
le hourglass face

>>322705983
What if you are in a civilized nation that doesn't allow the common citizen to own and use firearms?

>>322706118
I'm sorry if me preferring suicide than playing your garbage game hurts your feelings anon.

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>>322705381
Whats the best way to play PA?

>>322705662
If you're an adc without a dash you have to respect his hook by either always being behind a creep or staying on the opposite side of the lane from him. As ranged support you can line yourself up against their adc so when thresh moves up against your carry, you stop his carry from diving in. As melee support stay with your adc and function as a creep when necessary.

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>>322704692
Casually farm and wait for his dumb ass to ult as soon as he hits six, then he gets the bear cock.

>>322705662
>stop playing vayne
>play MF instead
>enjoy harassing the shit out of thresh and his bitch adc

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Ward his jungle and ask for the supports to smoke gank him or the courier before he has bottle. You can also ask for a support to dual lane with you to harass and deny him. If that didn't work out, buy early BKB and ask for teammates to buy disables like Orchid and Hex. Another way to deal with him is to play a better game.

>>322704692

I go to /vg/

>>>/vg/127496324

>>322706959
>Dota 2 general
triggered

>Zhonya
Wow that was easy.

How do I get thighs like that

>>322707110
>wow u fukken scrub need special item to beat me l2p

>>322706386
>play Zed
>see Annie walk up to ult me
>ult to dodge the stun
>give her the unseen cocks
What decent Zed would let you do that?

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>>322704692
>zed
I play bard and kill him

The only champs Bard cant fight is Renekton and Yasuo

literally no issue.

>>322706959
>can't talk about video games on /v/

>>322707320
You lose if neither of you ult. Then you ult while screaming
>THE MECHANICS
and get the aforementioned bear cock.

>>322706876

zed doesn't do a single point of magic damage.
BKB would be useless.

>DOTARDS IN CHARGE OF NOT BEING RETARDED AND ASSBLASTED

>>322706289
Pick any other carry. She's awful and gets countered by way too many things to be a safelaner. Her niche is being able to destroy squishy supports/hero, which is really shitty because most other carries can do that and have utility to spare.

>>322707543
Then I go roam if you refuse to fight me. Simple.

>>322704995
first post best post

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>ASSFAGGOTS is now /v/ core

>>322707320
Any Annie worth her shit would never throw her ult out unless Zed ultd first.

>>322707883
LoL generals were the reason /vg/ was made in the first place

>>322707819
>zed outroaming annie
If you're over gold this game is dead.

>>322707968
and now lolg has the title of "worst general on 4chan"

i now see why they needed to split the boards to contain these cancerous people and their non-game

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>>322705662
Every hear of the serpentine technique?

Jukes boi. If you're like plat below that shit works.

>>322707367
I want to grab his chimes

>>322708403
the original proposal for bard was letting teammates pick em up too.
they dropped it last second. im struggling to find footage of this in place but i know it was a thing

>>322708869
I was trying to be lewd, but that's actually interesting.

If teammates could carry them to you that would be awesome.

>>322704995
This 2bh.
Comsider suicide for even going near f2p trash

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>>322709148
it was adding to the total count of chimes bard has despite him not physically picking them up.

the meeps sure look like beads... snow day bard best bard

>>322704692
I go and play an original game instead.

should i buy Zed, Yasuo, or Talon for mid lane? im a shitter bronze, but im tired of using Fizz and Twisted Fate everytime.

>>322710002
yasuo

talon takes more practice - its not much but enough to matter)

>>322710002
FACE THE WIND

>>322710096
yasuo seems not good though because his ult only works when theyre knocked up. and his other thing only works every 4 hits? where Talon and Zed can instant kill you at all times.

>>322710243
If you just wanted to faceroll on fags you could keep playing Jizz.

>>322710002
buy windy china man

>>322710407
>>322710141
>>322710096
but why Yas tho?

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>>322710002
>buy

>>322710243
yasuo works like this

>no mana - move around and get shield
>2 (successful) q's and get whirlwind
>use whirlwind for ult (if applicable)
>w is windwall - windwall makes every projectile its bitch
>e is dash - you can use it in combination with q for an aoe q instead of a line
>get crit and damage
>be sure other teammates have knockups to exploit your ult at random

hes not a very difficult champ, he just takes practice.

>>322710535
read ^

>>322710650
well k den. ill look into it. i can always just get more ip if it doesnt work out i guess.

>>322710849
as long as you practice in a bot match at LEAST 5 times then youll be fine. dont just do 1 match and think youre ready.

know your champ well before playing in pvp

i should know, i didnt and i ended up being the worst yas NA
at least im the best bard NA for my elo

>>322704692
>realize im playing shit games
>kill self for playing shit games

when you think /v/ can't be more retard
>league of legends thread
>>322704692
100% of this game depends on what character are you using.
its easy as fuck kill zed in a one v one at level two, if you can dodge the level one's shurikens

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>>322707718
>BKB is just good for negating magic damage

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>>322710002
>buying

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>>322710649
God damn it.

I avoid looking at Jinx art because my cock immediately needs to make like Vesuvius and explode with a civilization-ending deluge of hot white death.

So thanks.

>>322704692
what`s with the influx of MOBAshit threads lately, go back to your containment threads

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>>322711506

fucking casual

3rd day of nofap here.


>>322710002

>buy
TOPKEK

>Play Morgana mid
>Perma farm all game and be ungankable
>Wait for the jungler to gank then kill zed

Git gud

>>322711545
if you move past the bullshit you can actually find respectable discussion

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>>322704692
I quit this shit awhile ago, but.
>Max harass the first 4-5 levels with Q/E while he can't do shit
>Rush Zhonya's

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>>322710002

>having to buy your characters

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>>322711690
Indulge in the lewd. Let the cum soak your ceiling. Restraint is for the cucked.

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>>322712098

THE CHAOS WILL NOT RECLAIM ME

[SPOILER] I am actually saving up for a good milking[/spoiler]

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>>322710002

>should i buy

good goy

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>>322710002
>buying shit

kek

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>>322710002

>buying

>>322712098
I don't see a hole where I can stick my penis in.

>used to wanna go on a date with eve
>she's shit now

>>322712809
I think you gouge out the eye belly button. Or you make do with the mouth that probably has countless cold slimy tentacles waiting to throttle your throbbing cock

>>322712098
>god of doing whatever you want to do as much as you want to and then do it some more
Best god. Only good thing the Eldar have ever done.

>>322712808
>>322712654
>>322712548
i use ip to buy them you fucking spergs jesus christ.

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>>322705221
Aww so close m80. Dont worry im here to take your place.5

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>>322710535
Some reasons to play Yas

>Chunks upon getting stattik shiv, passive doubles bonus crit chance (IE would give you 40% instead of 20%)

>Has a decent spellshield that blocks ranged attacks

>windwall offers great utility, blocks many types of skillshots and grabs, even auto attacks

>coordinates well with allies that have knockup (i.e. chogath, thresh, lee sin, jarv, braum especially)

>can use dash to kite skillshots and catch up with champions getting away

Some reasons to avoid Yas

>can't take hits like shit

>Dash isn't always reliable, dependant on enemies and minions

>Yas' passive shield can be easily abused when trying to farm, dot makes it near useless

>windwall blocks projectiles, not aoes, shit like vik's ult and cho's cone will go right through it,, the game has a hard time deciding what is and isn't a projectile

If you're willing to learn him he's really satisfying, but champs like malzahar dump on him

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>>322713285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbxAY9lmWdg

B-b-but muh Kaala Mensha Khaine...

>>322704692

Realize that the Chinese jews don't care about me being stomped by the new flavor of the month and quit assfaggots.

Seriously, who thought that removing his only weakness was a genuine idea?

buy a zhonyas and laugh

>>322713813

>you activate it
>he stands over you
>slams keyboard on his face right as it wears out
>kills you instantly

Or...

>actually manage to ruin his ezstomp
>he goes down a lane and curb stomps everyone

>>322710002
these are awful choices, assassins are kinda shiit until the new AD assassin item comes out next season/ 1-2 weeks

also dont drop cash for them, keep playing normals and ranked until u have the rp

>>322710002
the only time you should be dropping RP on this game should be to buy entire champion BUNDLES otherwise just farm IP nonstop and collect as many IP boost as you can.

>>322713727
>blaming Jews fro your small penis

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>>322704692
Wait for him to ult then charm him, then combo him back to bottom tier where he belongs.

>>322704692
Disconnect from the game.

Seriously, since I started leaving bullshit games League has become a thousand times more fun.

Leaver or feeding retard(s) on my team? Seeya!
Some faggot playing anti-fun shit like Zed against me? Nope!

Occasionally I'll get a fun as fuck game that isn't tainted by all the other games I played that day that were shit.

Waiting 20 minutes in queue is a small price to pay for actually having an enjoyable experience.

>>322716771
>Someone picked a character I dont like so im gonna fuck over my team and leave

Get cancer.

>>322717207
>someone actually left and did something else instead of wasting 20+ minutes of their life having an awful time

Stay mad leaguebab.

>>322713507
It's so funny playing Diana against him, with her Q going around the side of the wall.

The only winning move is not to ply anon.

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>>322713507
>Laning against Yasuo
>Pop Passive with aa
>Start Combo

mfw

>>322705959
Sidestep you silly.

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>play Smite
>only like 70 something heroes
>get all and all future characters for half the price of a AAA
Why in fucking hell would you play a MOBA game where you have to grind for heroes? I felt absolutely gimped not having every character in Smite before blowing the money for the pack, and that shit is way less complex than some of these other games and has like half the total playable characters. I can't imagine seeing a certain team comp or pick and thinking, "There are 10 people that would fit this role well, but I don't own any of them. Well, time to suffer some more so I can buy another 1." How the fuck do people play a game when they are so cucked out of choices for so long?

>>322713507
thanks. this helps, but i think ill go with zed or talon.

>>322719392
wait for him to ult you close to tower
R him into it and burst that fucker down
Every Zed i've met just immediately uses their ult once they hit 6 and goes in. Dancing with my soldiers on his corpse is the ultimate BM

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>>322704692

>>322715297
>RP
>champion BUNDLES
Do you suck dicks? RP is for things you can only get with RP. Do I get the bundles? Yes, after I bought all the champions in them with IP.
Step up.

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>>322707367

>>322708115
As bad as lolg is, /ksg/ is worse